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Do you think I fucking work at game freak?
Seriously how the fuck would I know that?
you piss gargling shit eating cum guzzling fucking blockhead. Did you even think before you posted this?
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>>27289453

Ooh, somebody's on their period...

>>27289483
not trying to judge or anything but are you posting from a phone?

They all look like digimon

>>27289359
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BLOBBOS
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>>27289359
being a blatent rip off of the already heavily esablished pokemon crippled any growth, even with the power of (((jetix)))...

just saying, not trying to bring the /pol/ here

>>27289341
You forgot Beedrill senpai.

>>27289341
>Not having all of the fossil Pokémon
>No Drapion line
>No Porygon line
>Keeping Emolga

Why?

>>27289341
>not having all of them

>>27289338
Any pokemon with Metronome.

FunBro

>>27289576
So basically none of them

There are literally THOUSANDS of posts and articles about this, learn to google you faggot.

>>27289336
Ash Ketchup detected. How old are you? Forty?

>>27289325
hes around 26 years old..

and hes not a faggot, hes a cool guy who was my friend when i moved 5 times in my early childhood.. with abusive parents who would always fight.. i would watch pokemon as an escape..

fug man now im feeling hard..

>>27289137
I have every game from gen 3-6. I was missing Fire Red, Pearl, and Ruby. Got them from stores off Amazon for about $30 each. Not bad. For the GBA games, look at the top of the cartridge. It should read Game Boy in the correct font, not GAME, and it should not be blank.

>>27289181
Should I waste my time writing reviews on ebay lots that are positively fake?

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>>27289137
>selling from China
This is your first clue. Also, don't buy anything that has images like yours and the ones in the link: low-quality shots of only the front. Look for sellers with high reputation (especially from a high-rated store), listings that say you get the exact thing you're seeing in the pictures, and, if you can, shots of the inside of the cart.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Emerald-Version-Game-Boy-Advance-GBA-Authentic-Cart-missing-lable/262533041065

See the "2002 Nintendo" print near the pins? This thing is authentic, despite having no label. Fakes won't have that or will have a cheap knockoff.

>>27289067
10/10

>>27289067
5/10 one of the weaker ghost designs

>>27289067
Better than Gengar desu. I wish eviolite Haunter was worth it.

>>27289043
You mean shota?

>>27289049
funny name for a kid

>>27289049
YES

>exclude chimecho
Gtfo op

>>27289019
>excluding porygon and shuckle
It's like your retarded

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>>27289019
>not liking porygon
have we found the worst taste on the entire board

What is a Wharf Roach?

>>27288674
Cool Copepod

>>27288674
Silverfishes are gross.

Bruhks ish

Brucks-ish

>tfw cant pronounce it brucks ish
>tfw brockshish

>>27288435

>a fly type that is flying
I don't see the problem.

When you get one in a trade, it looks like it's skydiving towards you

I think this is enough to defend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpes_5zYy5c

>>27288391
Why do you care about EOP shit?

>>27288391
Kapu-KoKeKo

>>27288391
kokeko is a play on a chicken's cry in japanese
Koko is the cry for chickens in hawaiian

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i dont think it's bland or weird. i think it's a nice looking fire puma and will hopefully turn into something that's not a two legged memer.

i don't necessarily think it's better or worse than the others. i think all of the starters look good this time around. i usually end up disliking 1-2 starters but this time they're all good (at least, starting out good, who knows how gamefreak will ruin the evolutions again). but i just like cats more than i like sea lions.

Popplio looks even more bland than Litten does. 70% of its body is just a featureless blue blob.

>>27288333
Popplio is one of the worst starters I've ever seen. It's the definition of bland.

What's with the trend of water starters being absolute rounded-egde feminine cutebait poofters as of late?

Men's water starters:
>Squirtle
>Totodile
>Mudkip
>Froakie

Cuck fairy trap water starters complete and replete with frills, based on your grandmother's buttons and doilies:
>Piplup
>Oshawott
>Popplio

>>27288319
Tcg fucking sucks just like the anime and the new games

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I dunno.

I got a shit pack the other day.

>>27288319
they get pushed out too quickly during the dead hours by pokemon go threads, just wait a week or so.