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Ice/Bug when? Make it offence oriented

I wonder what a fighting dragon could look likee

>>27326136
Lucario

>>27326025
How about you just translate these moonrunes?

New Pokemon it seems

>>27325991
Litten evolves in the t(h)i(rd)grade?

So Popplio turns into cereal? I'm down with that, I'll fuck some trainers up with a complete and balanced breakfast.

>>27325991
>pacifier
>cereal
10/10

Do you actually enjoy this place?

>>27325954
>doesn't even play or watch pokemon
That means you haven't caught them all.

MODS!!!

>>27325954
why do you do browse /vp/ for 5 hours a day if you dont play or watch pokemon in the first place?

>>27325855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFV2rcrndOI

Team flare was nowhere near threatening/interesting enough desu.

Here comes a hot opinion.

The live action trailers for SM have been better than this animated trailer.

Gross. Koalas are the worlds dumbest animal.. their babies eat their parents shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5diQgv20ewg

90% of them have STDS... and they all piss themselves.. literally. They pee on themselves.

All koalas are gross and dumb.

>>27325704

She's one of my Generation VII favorites thus far.

>>27325675
Of course we're getting more than 72 but that doesnt mean we're getting much more

Besides Pokemon fanbase is just retarded

gen 5 "TOO MANY NEW MONS"
gen 6 "WE NEED MORE MONS"

>>27325695
Honestly the best thing to do is,imo it would please all the fanbase i think.

~125 new mons + 170 old mons in the regional dex, i think it would please pretty much all the fanbase,like BW2 did.

Big gen, small gen, big gen. Mah patterns won't fail me. I hope.

I still think they are revealing way too much. August should introduce a few mega pokemon and after that, they should focus on showing new features, instead of pokemon, until release.

You can see gyms on the map you retard

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>>27325630

or maybe they're finally going to start fresh at long last.

or even better Ash's main goal in Alola is to start up a new regions league.

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>>27325843
>or even better Ash's main goal in Alola is to start up a new regions league.
that's what op said

Same but I quit competitive 3 years ago.

Looking forward to getting back in on the 3DS.

Just inject it

honestly I think competitive is pretty gay whether you breed or not senpai

>>27325564
>fist gim is rock like brock

Why didn´t XY had this? By all the gen 1 pandering?

>>27325592
no clue but from what ive played so far they pulled out all the stops with this gam

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>>27325564

The answer: Yes

>>27325563
normal/dark
or just dark would be better
probably strong jaw
>inb4 its a water type because it can swim through water to hunt prey

>>27325602
>normal/dark with strong jaw

literally going to be the yungoos evolution

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SHITMONS who feel entitled to break out of your pokeball at least 6 times once you reach level 11+

Was I supposed to keep using berries and great balls? Even on fucking shitmons? Fuckers always eat up my pokeballs and they're not even rare

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I have tons of candy for a couple of Pokemon with 50 candy evolutions. Should I include them in mass evolves or save them for later? Currently level 18

Saw a farfetch'd on pokevision with only 6 seconds left on its timer

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>>27325474
>absorb rocks

Because Pokemon isn't the deep, inventive competitive RPG /vp/ pretends that it is.
It's a children's game with some minor depth. A lot of shit in it just makes no sense, like ingrained Pokemon being able to evade attacks, or bug being super effective toward grass, or every ice type Pokemon being useless.

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>>27325495
>Regirock was sealed away by people long ago. If this Pokémon’s body is damaged in battle, it is said to seek out suitable rocks on its own to repair itself.

>>27325470

Yet Ash will still lose to the first Gym in Alola

>>27325486
there are no gyms in alola

The issue with Ash winning a league is that it just makes the league look weak rather than Ash strong given his track record.

Hola The 4 of Chan here is my break down of how the pokemon Go team are in a real life stand point, mainly in a social environment.

This Is a little scene that is best summed as [High School - Senior Year]

Imagine it like this Valor and Mystic are the two kids at school about to knock the fucking shit out of each other. These two guys are absolutely jacked, both are major players on the schools varsity football team and are dating the hottest girls in school. Well right before they start beating the shit out of each other a short kid seems to enter the fighting circle. This is little Instinct, he is the 5'3 108 pound new kid in school, he wears a Pokemon backpack and runs around like an anime character. At lunch this is the kid that tries to sit with you only to find him self playing his DS in the bathroom, oh and also he is that kid that no one really knows what he is saying. Well back to the fight, so little Instinct runs in with a plastic sword and armor that looks to be from some run down dollar store, he lets out a loud scream sounding like some D&D battle cry. The two buff guys seemed puzzled and so does the crowd, all eyes focused on the tiny dip shit looking like a complete idiot. After around an awkward minute of looking at the little tard the fight begins,

Too Be Continued

Part 2 of the epic tale of the Pokemon Go high school fight

Mystic throws a hard jab to Valor's gut, Valor send one right bad. The fight gets even worse blood is flowing people are sweating the crowd screaming, swings go back and forth from Valor and Mystic, but then as if a shadow came to life little Instinct rushes into the fight. Swinging his foam sword like Link he shouts as he charges on, with all his tard strength he swings at Mystic... The sword snaps to show sharp plastic that cuts Mystic's back, another peace flies of and cuts Valor's forehead. The crowd falls to a hush, little Instinct is to stupid to realize what has happened both Mystic and Valor stare him down. The end is near, people look away, the sirens of death are ringing, poor little guy didn't make it past 18. Both of the bruits pull their arms back ready to let out a stronger hit then One-Punch man(only have seen a trailer) they both swing their fist at speed over Mk.10... Instinct is scared now, like really he just shit himself and it is gross, it smells like a locker room with shit in it. The fist fly out, but then they just seem to tap the Chinese made plastic chest plate and begin to turn. Out of no wear, like an RKO or like a Fat Man on Nagasaki the two fist pass each other and hit the opposite bruit in the face. Lady's and Gentlemen its a double knock out the bruits have just nearly caused a super nova with the swings, the crowd looks amazed.

Once More Too Be Continued in part

Part 3 of this break down of the pokemon go teams, this is actually kinda fun to write

"But wait" yells one of the on-lookers, "The little tard is still alive". Then with all of his force Instinct lets out the biggest battle cry ever reported(some say it shook the sun) Instinct stands on top of the two giants with his spider-man underwear filled with shit and part of a Pokemon card. The crowd begins to disperse no one really giving a shit now, but that little Instinct kid feels like Jesus mother fucking Christ right now. Later on that day at lunch the little tard was still playing his DS alone in the bathroom but now he played with a little more pride. In the end of it all Valor and Mystic still and always will be getting in Godzilla like fights, but when they do Little shit boy Instinct will be their dressed in his armor made by a 10 year old slave in China, he is not the hero we want nor the one anyone really needs(Well except the other tard kids). And that son is how I met your mother

But really their is no real difference, also i just wasted 5 minutes of my life xD

Hope you enjoyed my little break down of the teams in PO-Go