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yeah i saw some drunk teens having sex

>>27337641
Did you play a song for them?
https://youtu.be/x8KBC536EvI

>>27337641
Buy a hockey mask and a hatchet next time and scare the shit out of them. Fucking kids shit themselves thinking slasher films are real.

>>27337500
>spending money on printed cardboard instead of a decent camera

>>27337500
It's worth like 50 cents, dude.

PRO tip: Pokemon cards are hardly ever worth anything. You're lucky if you break even on new product.

>>27337500
if it isnt EX or BREAK its not worth anything except for using it

>>27337469
heres your (you)

>>27337469
I made a quick 100 bucks from this shit and you should too before they return to normal prices.

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>>27337537
I was considering it, Ive got boxed original games and new copies of heartgold too

>>27337466
I don't believe you.
Mine was emerald too

>blazekin
>rayquaza
>wailmer
>pelliper
>kecleon
>gravelar

Blastoise
Lapras
Scyther
Marowak
Articuno
Farfetch'd

>>27337512
What's so hard to believe?

infinite

I believe there's no limit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8

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Gardevoir looks weird from the front.

no penis

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>>27337273
It's right in the name!

>>27337273
I really like the idea behind a mollusk dragon, but fuck what was GF thinking actually putting it in? If they kept the final design turning into something else instead of a cumslut dragonite then it would have been better. Also why did they give it sclera, it completely kills it. It starts developing what looks like could be a shell but then they don't even do it.

Again, love the idea, hate the execution.

>>27337243

because pokemons have different style? they supposed to be more simple

>>27337243
Look, son. Bait

>>27337243
That becomes a problem when everything has to become super badass or waifu tier while not having any ugly and useful simple things

they're basically giving out every single event mon this year that hasn't been seen in gen6 yet
sure they could've given us an actual in-game event, but you're getting one of every single legendary, what's there to complain about?

Don't be such a spoiled shit next time you make a thread

>>27337481
>spoiled shit
Look who's talking
Dude its a completely wasted opportunity and you fucking know it

>>27337578
>Dude its a completely wasted opportunity and you fucking know it
Yes i do, i even accknowledged it in my comment

>Look who's talking
what i meant was someone that's never satisfied by what they get
because this is a rare event, but you're still not satisfied with what you got.
yes it could've been better, but at least you're getting it

Stop acting like a spoiled brat

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-404555560

happy birthday NERD

>>27337187
But why did you post a blank picture?

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>perfect opportunity for a unique fire/steel typing
>unique fire/steel typing

>>27337163
>unique fire/steel typing

You're one of those people who read Marshadow had a unique typing in the Chinese leaks and suggested Dark/Flying, aren't you OP?

>>27337163
>implying its hidden ability won't be flashfire

>>27337117
Too thicc.

>>27337117

It looks sad. Like it doesn't want to be in my bedroom, and it doesn't want to get in bed

Literally two pokemon mashed together. No effort to make something original. 0/10.

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do i win?

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I think Keldeo is cute too

It's just a /vp/ meme, it's not really "hated". Keldeo got its own movie and finished near the top in that Japanese poll of favorite Pokémon.

It's furbait as fuck

>>27336923
are you cumming or what

The last trailer's song is better

>>27336923
TIIIIIIME TO ACCEEEEELERAAAAAAAAAAATE