I'm in the hospital right now, letting you know that I will in fact, never play Sun and Moon.
Thanks for posting all that porn yesterday.
Bless.
>>27417917
Leak us Sun / Moon spoilers from the other side.
Thanks for playing. You're free now.
Doctor said I have a week.
What pokemon game is the best one to play before death.
>>27417917
Well if you're not shitposting.
It was nice seeing ya, at least you have no chances of being disappointed withSuMo
How do I get good at competitive play?
>>27417890
Learn to predict the opponents moves based on what they can do given their team.
>>27417927
what's the best way to learn counters and checks?
>>27417890
Watch poketubers.
>Verlisify
>Jwittz
W-whats he going to do to Meowth, /vp/?
>>27417848
declaw
>>27417848
un chat is fine too
Name at least 5 pokemon that aren't hitmonchan
Vaporeon
Mimikyu
Shuppet
Hitmonchan
Oh...
>>27417842
Hitmonlee
Hitmontop
Hitmonnorris
Hitmonstallone
Hitmoncrews
Bulbasaur
Ivysaur
Venusaur
Charmander
Charmeleon
Was that so hard.
You have to make a game that models "training" your pokemon, much like how an animal is trained. The concept is that pokemon don't just become stronger and more obidient just by battling.
So, how would you achive this? I don't think it is possible for a pokemon game to model "the quality of your training and your bond with it is what makes this pokemon strong" they insist on in the show and lore without recurring to cheap bars which you fill up with repetitive actions and can abuse easily.
>Ever thinking that pokemon could be anything other than leveling to the max
Digimon tends to do training pretty well. Training is inherently just doing the same task again and again progressively doing more.
>>27417803
If Pokémon amie and Super/Hyper training awarded points
Done
Does anyone know the answer to this one? I have a few more btw.
I knew them at a point but forgot so help would be appreciated.
>>27417771
Softboiled?
>>27417771
Crabhammer
>>27417792
this
Typhlosion is my favorite pokemon but after using him in a black 2 run as my starter, man do I realize how badly this guy sucks
>learns fucking NOTHING enjoy your ember and flame wheel lmao
>stuck with flame wheel(a PHYSICAL move) until level 42
>doesn't learn anything good after flamethrower
Why use this guy over Arcanine?
Blaze
I feel your pain bro, Ty is one of my all time favorites too, but they haven't really given it anything new since like gen 3.
>>27417760
Why because it learns thunder punch that's why.
What the fuck is her problem?
>>27417714
Her blackface
>>27417714
She got pulled over.
She thought starships were meant to fly.
Why does Electabuzz sound like this in the anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuOpha_15x4
It's a cheap Japanese cartoon.
>>27417668
He's constantly electrocuting himself.
>>27417668
Because its Japanese name is Eleboo, and that's very clearly what it' saying. They just kept the original voice.
Pokemon XD
>>27417658
>Pokemon
>>27417658
Sequel:
>you play as Sharp Hellblood, a bounty hunter that is cold and damaged from having to kill his wife who joined Team Terror, a group of evil people who want to use pokemon to get what they want
>Sharp Hellblood has spiky silver hair, an eyepatch, a black and red leather jacket with spikes on it, black and silver military pants with bullets and blades down the sides, and a blood red bandana of course
>you start the game walking through a abandoned hospital searching for members of Team Terror when all of a sudden a special shadow Greninja appears and attack you with his shuriken but you catch and befriend it.
>members fromTeam Terror attacks you and Greninja but together you kill them and escape
>Greninja can talk and tells you that there are more shadow Pokémon and you need to catch them to form a resistance to kill team terror.
>together you catch shadow lucario, zoroark, absol, pikachu, Mewtwo, gallade, charizard and more to take down team terror
>you farm exp from killing team terror members and their Pokemon on your way to catch shadows
>you can upgrade guns and knifes and swords and throwing stars to become stronger
what do you think?
>>27417658
>Darkness
Neck yourself edgelord
>He Doesn't Like Ash-Greninja
Why The Bad Taste /vp/?
>>27417646
Because the rest of his team doesn't see any use anymore
>>27417646
>He Types Like This
Why are you a faggot OP?
Greninja was cute for a few months
He is 14.
Are we fighting over ages again?loli experts
>>27417644
My dick don't care. Post moar, faggot
He'snot real
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY /VP/!
ASH FROM PALLET IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be getting ready for your battle against Alain?
>>27418248
You're right Serena, im ready as hell for that battle.
>>27418531
Good! I'm looking forward to seeing your battle, too! The last one was really awesome! You and Greninja were amazing!
Do you have any plans for that Mega Charizard of Alain's?
>Play pokemon in 1997
>Still have carts, still fan
>Make many friends through pokemon
>They grow up, it gets old and they give me their extra carts because they want to grow up.
>Have amassed tons of GBC/GBA carts over the years because of this.
>12 red, 6 blue, 3 yellow, 8 gold, 7 silver, 4 crystal
>Pokemon Go! craze has hawked the original cart prices to $40-$70 for used carts on ebay
I'm going to be so fucking rich.
>>27417537
>Selling your life's work
Hope it's worth it m8
>>27417537
>Pokemon Go! craze has hawked the original cart prices to $40-$70 for used carts on ebay
I thought Gamestop and Hipsters did that forever ago.
wow you're gonna have like maybe $500 for your lifes work
what a rich guy
FACTS
-Small breasted women exist. Flat chest doesnt mean prepubescent girl.
-"Selene" have small breats, but still uses bra, so isn't a little girl.
-They wear such clothes because Alola is fucking hot (this is said in Nintendo Treehouse), and these clothes obviously make them look young (customization does wonders, just compare Serena's clothes).
-Calem and Serena were over 16 years old (because Emma were 16 acording to Xerosic data and refers us like olders).
-SM website says Hau has same age as protags.
-Hau's body is same size as the Calem and Serena's. Yes, it is. Just see pic related, poke ball are huge in Brendan/May hands (12 years old), but are so small in Calem and Serena hands. If you arent blind, you can see that its the same case with Hau and his poke ball. So Hau body size = Calem body size
-Sequel protagonist have same age as his predecessor (Gold 11 like Red, Nate 14 like Hilbert)
Conclusion
-Hau, "Elio" and "Selene" actually were 17 years old, like Calem and Serena.
Red and Blue = 11 years old (Pokemon Red and Blue game manual)
Ethan and Lyra in = 11 years old (Red/Blue's age)
Brendan and May = 12 years old (Pokenav Plus info)
Lucas and Dawn = 11/10 years old? (Pokedex reveals that they are smaller than Ethan/Lyra)
Hilbert and Hilda = 14 years old (Famitsu info)
Nate and Rosa = 14 years old (Hilbert/Hilda's age)
Calem and Serena = 17 years old (deduction according to Xerosic data)
"Elio" and "Selene" = 17 years old (deduction according Red-Ethan and Hilber-Nate relation and Hau's body)
Dedicated to these retards
>>27415188
>>27415205
>>27415066
>>27417518
want a smoothie with that autism?
Here we go again with the loli experts