Post your most embarrassing Pokémon-related secrets and stories! I'll go first.
>Rattata has always been my favorite Pokémon
>Never let it evolve, always use it on my team
>Gen II comes along, too poor to afford it, but Crystal comes out one year later and I get it for my birthday
>Youngster Joey fight, nothing too special
>He wants my phone number? Okay, I guess.
>Make it to Goldenrod eventually, he calls me for the first time
>He tells me about his Rattata and how he will always use it
>This guy... he understands me.
>Slowly develop a crush on a fucking NPC
>Call him at least once a day, always await his phone calls
>My heart skips a beat every time he calls me
>Write fucking fanfiction in a spiral notebook about how we travel Johto together and our Rattata fall in love, then we fall in love
I'm still really embarrassed about it, but Rattata will always be my favorite andI still have a thing for Youngster Joey. Please help me feel better about my autistic self by sharing your own embarrassing secrets and stories.
That's fucking pathetic, anon.
>>27474768
Fucking faggot, holy shit.
>>27474817
>>27474991
I know it is, but aren't most people that browse /vp/ pretty autistic? I'm sure you've done some embarrassing shit, too.
I have more stories about my Rattata love, but I don't know if I should share them now...
GF MAKE IT REAL PLS
this was always kind of a dumb idea
if anything have giant pokemon or giant robot pokemon islands
>>27474747
The birbs make it real kinda
I LOVE PRIMEAPE!
I claim her as my waifu.
too late she's mine
>>27474715
Oh, captain, my captain.
>>27474715
Nigga, you're almost 5 hours too late for that.
Lass
>>27474705
Male preschooler
>>27474705
cute
CUTE!!!!
>>27474705
>brown qts everywhere in alola
It's that time again, /vp/. Post any and all fanart you can find of the new forms/Pokemon.
oh wow the boss fight has 3 whole pokemon. It's a good thing we know have super moves or else we will never be able to win.
It's probably the first one we fight.
The second one will have 4
The third will have 5
and the fourth will have 6
Seems fine
>>27474587
but he has topu keko
>caring about difficulty
games havent been difficult at all, platinum had some challenges I guess
I think its necessary for me to explain its concept to the underage faggots on /vp/, who will continue to think its a donald trump tribute or some shit (even though nips don't give a single fuck about ameridumb politics) but its concept is pretty obvious and amazing
Yungoos is a erratic pokemon that uses stake out almost hyperactively. It always into GUMSHOOS and becomes much more precautious and uses it well to its advantage.
For all you underage faggots, "gumshoes" is another term for "detective"
gumshoes refers to stealth, as in someone who can quietly walk around (their shoes are gum and dont make noise), in other words, a detective
The bits of fur that come out near its belly are meant to resemble a trench coat like a detective would wear.
Also, as a sidenote, Looker will probably have one
it's honestly a pretty fucking rad design
>>27474573
>Donald Trump
>Looker
>americans
Makes sense, I agree with OP
>>27474573
couldn't have been more happy with this evo line. i was fearing a diggersby situation
The Scott Project Has Started!
Saville would be proud
>>27474536
Where is the full image?
Whoever draws this is an amazing artist.
I need an HD render of it.
Please, Senpai.
>>27474536
STRANGER DANGER
Happiness chunyu shiawase charge!
>>27474435
the pokeanime will have the trainerd be younger girls. And possibly wearing less clothing
THIS WAS MY FIRST FUCKING THOUGHT
>>27474435
Hime ruined EVERYTHING.Still best though
>Alola Exeggutor
>Grass/Dragon
>DRAGON
It's a dinosaur.
>>27475193
Then why is it not dinosaur type?
>Implying Dinosaurs are dinosaurs
Where are their megastones /vp/?
>>27474349
In the trash
>>27474349
Honestly, I didn't think they'd get rid of them.
But I think they're gone. I think it's meant to be a Gen V exclusive gimmick.
Shit, /vp/. This day is too much. I... I don't know what to think or feel anymore.
>>27474349
A woman's secret ;)
Piss off, Richard.
DEEPEST LORE
No, really, great find, OP.
Pokedex is canon then
>now every route is filled with shitty gimmicks
>no gyms , no e4
really gf ?
>no hms
They just keep removing content and /vp/ will eat it up.
>>27474295
No one liked HMs. Don't pretend to like them now that they're leaving.
>>27474327
I like them.
Discuss.
>>27474185
yes
>>27474185
I wonder what the different colors mean
>>27475002
Solrock
Lunatone
Alola Solrock
Alola Lunatone?
So who's your favorite from the trailer today...mines this little guy
>>27474166
literally the first Flying type without wings (or an appendage that facilitates flight via air)
>>27474166
same