ITT: Stories about casual.
>be me
>chilling with some friends, some are a bit
younger
>someone mentions Pokemon Go and everyone starts talking about it.
>hear a kid say ceasarzard is his favorite pokemon.
>some other kid says greyninja is his favorite
>i ask them if they were talking about charizard and greninja
>''noo its greyninja and caesarzard''
>oh ok
>later hear them talk about anime
>one kid says ''we saw the 2 strongest pokemon of all time fight, greyninja and septile''
>wouldn't it be funny if pikachu and raizu fought?
>i ask them if they ment raichu
>they say yeah but you're saying it wrong
>i say that actually happened in kanto
>what is kanto?
>other kid says fan animations dont count
I just walked away.
>>27503464
Once, I battled on showdown using [i]my favorite pokemon.[/i]
>Kids being retarded
normal
>a grown ass adult being more retarded thatn kids in 4chan
still normal
>your friends know who Greninja is
>don't know Charizard's name
>don't know Raichu's name
>they somehow know Septile's name and know that Shota fought Ash
Are you friends with 11 year olds?
What were their names again?
>>27503430
Forced and Meme.
>>27503430
somone post the Kassandra lewds
Biff is an bigger fag than James
Mike and Molly.
is it CANON that the MC obtains ALL legendaries?
No because you can catch some legendary in more than one game
>>27503321
No, canon-wise no MC has a legendary except for BW protag.
>>27503369
What about Red, who canonically caught all 150 kanto Pokémon?
>>27503317
why is there a nigger
>the third one
Nigger/10
>>27503343
She doesn't even look black, she looks like someone did a shitty edit of a white/asian character because muh multiculturalism.
Dubs names my Cobalion
Trips descides whatever.
dubs - poo poo head
trips - put the ds in your asshole
Dubs- shitfuckface
Trips-release it, it's literally my least favorite pokemon. That thing should not have exsisted.
>>27503454
Its a 3ds so no.
>Pokemon that looks like a Fairy type isn't Fairy
>pokemon that is literally a plant
>isn't grass type
Inb4 "t-they will totally make Fairy the dark folklore and random mythology type, just wait and see!"
they will totally make Fairy the dark folklore and random mythology type, just wait and see
4chan BTFO!!!
He has a point tho
>>27503194
Reminder the entire Smash bros roster, Greninja and Hawlucha in XY leaked on this shithole first
4chan has leaked stuff before
Would this little cow thing be the pre-evolution of Miltank and Tauros ?!
>>27503162
I think you posted the wrong pic OP
>>27503394
Very bottom right is what op means
>>27503416
left*
Opinions, comments and nicknames welcome
Just rate the latest ones if you can't be bothered with the rest
Kay'
I'm actuallyvery excitedfor gen 7
Only things I've planned nickname-wise:
Rowlet -> Artemis
prove you're not a newfag
i'll start
>see pic
>>27503055
Congrats, you just proved you're one. Now please kill yourself.
>>27503055
If that's your main memory of deeper, you're still kind of a newfag
The pokemon selection in this game is fucking garbage. From the beginning I decided my team would be
>Meganium
>Slowbro
>Ninetails
>Granbull
>Hitmonchan
>Mamoswine
Well now I figured out that Tyrogue and Swinub can only be obtained late game, and I pretty much need them to beat the Steel type gym leader since she one shotted my whole team (Vulpix, Granbull, Slowpoke) except for Meganium.
The FEW good mons there are are can only be obtained late game. FUCK this piece of SHIT.
(also can't beat the fighting type guy since the retards at Gamefreak decided to give Slowpoke fucking watergun and confusion. Why cant he learn any physical STAB attacks?)
>>27502884
Not our fault you're a bad trainer
>>27502884
You have a Fire Type, why is Steel giving you trouble?
>>27502884
>I MUST have a specific team of 6 pokemon immediately despite the fact that i have literal hundreds to choose from!
Sorry the game wasnt designed for you
What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Japan, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Germany, many EU countries, the UK, and the USA
>Has anybody else had trouble catching Pokemon lately?
Yes. Since the update Pokemon attack, jump, and escape from Pokeballs more often.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of the countries in which this game has been officially released, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.
>>27502876
Looking for advice:
You may remember me as that idiot who deleted a 95% Dratini.
I finally found another Dratini that is 88-91% (either 15/10/15 or 14/12/15)
Is this good enough in your opinion to be evolved straight to Dragonite?
From my understanding because the base Attack/Def/Stam of Dragonite is so high perfect IV's will not make as big a % change as it would on a lower Pokemon.
Good enough to evolve? Or nah?
(I find 2-3 Dratini's a day - I live nearby a lake)
>>27502952
motherfucker, I've never even seen a Dratini. I don't care about your problems
>>27502876
All the rattatas and pidgeys are suddenly getting impossible to catch and are running from battle. It's annoying considering they are the only pokemon I see. No way to track pokemon either.
All the gyms are under the control of 2000 cp snorlax using spoofers
Please fix your app. It's a disappointment
What race do you think he is?
>>27502869
Is american race
>>27502869
Urge to get BROWNED rising
Pacific islander
Welcome to Showderp, where one person claims the champ title and plays the one and only right Smogon metagame
>Dress code
http://pastebin.com/c0H1GH9K
>Archives
http://pastebin.com/GYejD63g
http://dogars.org (finally alive)
>Furry porn
http://booru.showderp.com (still dead)
>Genie
haruka12 !!e3unhgtGYXn
k
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-409800576
What would his team be?
>>27502582
Heracross
Shiny Rapidash
Machamp, Pyroar, Rapidash, and Braviary
>>27502582
Gogoat
Thundurus