has there ever been a more disappointing legendary?
>>27629028
nope.
>>27629028
The entirety of sinnoh's penultimate batch
>>27629028
>defensive legendary
>quad weakness to ice
Why did GF think it was a good idea to "fix" all the cries by running them through the most tinny, unpleasant filter they could find?
>>27628988
This is really autistic but I got especially mad about it because pre gen 6 I could identify every pokemon by their cry and now I can't.
Also yeah, none of the cries really improved at all? Why'd they change them?
cohesion
WHY RAICHU, WAI!?
So, I won a Darkrai code a bit back for nicknaming a guys Pokemon. First person to make me chuckle gets it.
>>27628884
DICKS
>>27628899
Out
>>27628884
pennis
but also,
dicke
/vp/ help me unsee the mouth.
I know it's a nose but I can't unsee the mouth since I was a little kid.
Help me /vp/ how did you unsee the mouth?
>>27628861
Stare at the shading of the nose. It tends to help me since I try to visualize the mouth but the shading reverts me to seeing the nose.
The nose has a shadow of it's own, easy.
>>27628941
>>27628861
>a shadow
>not a low brown lip
Greatest fuck ups thread.
>Be streaming Pokemon Platinum
>About to get to Giratina fight
>Gets shiny Giratina first try
>No AR codes other than to work around event pokemon (I was playing on an emulator)
>Chat and I get fucking ecstatic
>Tries to get extra style points for catching it in a regular pokeball
>Accidentally clicks Sucker Punch instead of Aerial Ace with Honchkrow
>Watched sadly as the shiny legendary's slow ass hp bar depletes.
>One shots it
>be OP
>post this thread
>run out of POkeballs while playing Emerald
>eh, it's fine, I was just grinding anyway
>what's the worst that could happen
>literally the next encounter is a Shiny Poochyena
>bitterly curse as irony fucks my ass
Ever since then I always pack balls.
>>27628771
>sinnohfetuses in charge of being responsible
get fucked you mong
How mad will you be when he gets confirmed to appear in SM?
>>27628749
Not mad at all.
Not as mad as I'll be when Ash loses to Alain.
I will be deliciously enjoying all the tears that will result from it. It's really insignificant and people who make it out to be the death knell of Pokemon are the funniest people to watch.
Game was shit before. Battling sucked. Tracker died. Gameplay around evolving and leveling up was shit. Gyms are fucked. Can only be played in cities.
But I stuck with it hoping it would get better.
Instead, this shit happens now. They came out with a new feature -- I mean, """bug""" -- so now you can't even catch Pokemon.
They claim it was unintentional even though they could fix it in 5 minutes, and coincidentally now the only way to catch them all is microtransactions for more balls.
Fuck this. This should have been such an awesome game but instead everything about it sucks and instead of fixing anything they just make it worse.
>Expecting Niantic to make good games
Uninstall it
They've earned hundreds of millions
Plenty of money for updates and expansions
I feel as though Pokemon go has only just started. It's a bit slow right now but I doubt this is even a tenth of the final game, i stick with it cause it'll pick itself up.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10945529
I need to make a team of 6.
Using Gardevoir and Lopunny as the gold standards, what other pokemon should I add to my "most likely to be fucked by their desperate permavirgin trainer" team? This is assuming that said trainer has normal tastes in women and isn't a furfag.
Florges
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Gothitelle
Mismagius
Vespiqueen
Froslass
Leavanny
Lilligant
Diancie
>isn't a furfag
>lopunny
>vespiquen
>leavanny
>>27628727
Furfag or no, they're still some of the most human shaped pokemon. It's not like I added shit like Nidoqueen or something in here.And like hell if I'll ever add Jinx.
>Vespiqueen
EL OH EL
What would his team be?
>>27628577
Idk, but it probably will destroy friendship and such.
>>27628577
>>27628577
Bidoof, Smeargle, Glalie, Octillery, Trubbish, Honchkrow.
First person to make me laugh in this thread gets it
If you wanted to laugh, you could have looked in a mirror
why is the cemetery surrounded with Walls?
becuz ppl are dying to get in there
Defend this.
No.
>>27628412
Based tentacle porn
>>27628412
It has really high Defense actually
LOOK /vp/, A LEAK!
>>27628379
W H E R E
>>27628534
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>27628379
You're mocking me, aren't you?
do i choose red blue or yellow on the VC
Blue
Use a Tentacruel
>>27628322
Yellow
>>27628346
i also want a meowth but i want the updated yellow stuff
ITT: Favorite gen 7 mons
>>27628274
>Lilfella
>Gen 7
I hate it when newfags don't even look up the pokedex before making a thread. Lilfella is a Gen & mon, and practically that generation's mascot, how do you not know this?
>>27628274
Would you say smeargle is a 'cheap tactic' /vp?
I want a smeargle boyfriend
yes except when i use it
smeargle is easy to stop, sashed scoliopede swords dance + speed boost + baton pass is the real cheap combo.