Literally my mom's vagina.
So your mom's been BLACKED eh?
>>27694641
Got pics?
thats one big STD in there..
Guy what ifMega Alolan forms?
>>27694550
FUCK OFF
>>27694550
>alolan Gardevoir/Gallade
pls
>>27694550
only forcharizard and lucario
>Alolan Giovanni Steet Dance Show Team Aqua Edition
>every team member panders to other famous chinese cartoons beside being a Team Aqua version
Worst.
Team.
Ever.
>>27694491
What is even being said here?
>>27694491
What are you even trying to say?
>>27694491
What?
>The rumor about forming a Pokemon League is true
>Guzma and his admins reform and become Gym Leaders in the postgame
first dark type gym leader? HELL YES
>>27694407
What if that's the plan? What if their objective is to become gym leaders by building some sort of "trainer union" to take over Alola? It's a much better approach than going through the trouble of capturing a legend
What if Guzma is your rival?
>>27694407
No
Trials replace gyms. Literally, what's the point of them now?
>Something actually interesting happens on this board
>kids of all ages flock to here to shitpost about Harambe
How do we fix this?
>>27694314
Give Ledian a broken mega of course.
>>27694314
>implying /vp/ doesn't already has kids of all ages
>>27694314
>Harambe
Come on now.
>>27676148
>tfw it 404'd before I had time to post
What would your team be if pokémon were real?
Dewgong
Gengar
Snorlax
Chimecho
Electabuzz
Shellder
>New Pokemon is revealed
>OMG Gamefreak is running out of ideas this isn't real Pokemon
>A new form of an old Pokemon is revealed
>OMG Gamefreak is running out of ideas this isn't real Pokemon
>>27694088
>New Pokémon is revealed
>Holy shit this is great, the designs this gen are genius.
>A new form of an old Pokémon is revealed
>Holy shit this is great, it's nice to see my bro getting some attention
Quit your bitching faggot.
>>27694088
>>27694177
>New shit
>I have a strong opinion on this! Better cram it down everyone's throats.
Every time.
>>27694088
Its almost like people have different opinions or something.
S͈̜̯̲͇̞̭̋ͯͯ͌ͯ͑̿̐ ͇͍̜̣̥̻͕͖ͭ́͆ͩ̇́ͮU͈̮ͪͮ̃̆ͫͮ̈́ͭ ̖͔̆̈̏̈̆ͦN̟̪̥̤̓̄̍͋̔̎͗̄ ͙̺̪̘̭̮̮ͤ̒̀͒̅ͅA̜͙ͩ̉̈̋̾̌ ͉̌̓̊̄̋ͣ̽B̺̈̓̈́̎͂̏ ͇͍̳̗͖̰̩̮̺̾̾͆A̬͚̭͗̽̑ ̭͕̜̖̝̦̖̭͑͐̈̆ͦ̋̚I̼͔ͫ ̝̖̗̭͔͖͒̒̓͗S͚̠̙̭̫̘͛̒͌͂ ̬̻̝̤̗̦̐̊͗̾̽C͚̥̗̬͓ͫͩ̄ͯ ͖͈͍͇͗̐͋ͩ̇̚Ȏ͙̠̀̐͛ͮͣͩͅ ͓͍̫̦̠̑͊M̖̣͚ͧ́̎ ͉̄̑ͭͅE̺͖͉̙̠̥͕͑͛ͮ̿ͣ̓̄́ ̖̱̣̒̊̆̄͌̍̊T̲̜̲̦̙̘͙͙̹̆ͭ̌͐ͬ̀̓̑ ̆́ͤͩ͌ͅŎ͙̬̖̈ ̩̣̲͓͔̓̐̀̔̃́C̞̞̫̟̱̹̣ͭ̅͑ͪ̓̐̋ ̩͔͖̝̏ͦͦ̆̒L͚̲̯̦̗̞̣̾̔̊ ̼̹͉̪̬̻͎ͦ̑̃E̖̻̤̘̤̞͖̤̣ͯ ̯̪̪͇͆̓̋̈̋͛̋Ă̫̹͈͌ͯ̀͑̾ ͎̖̺͎̙͙̙̂̎̋̌ͩ̇ͭͮN͕̤͙̥̜ͤͨ͂ͭͦ͂ ̘̱̙̼̦͈̭͂͆ͮ̒S̞̥̦̜͈͈̬̭̆̃͆̄ ͚̼̫̤̙̼̼͌̽ͩ͐̄ͭ̾̎Ë̯̻͙̦ͧ ̱̞̭̦͖̎̚̚T̳̠͐̽ ̳̳̬̱ͩ̋̍ͬ̄ͧH̬̬͇͛͂̎ ̯͓̜̣͌ͤE̱̖̫͇͔̫͙ͩͣ̓̀́ͤ̚̚ ̯͕̦̺ͤ̾̔̚Ḙ̫͚̟̤̟̅͒ͮ̿̈̽͛̓ ̭͍̺̗̊͗͛ͭ͊͑A͈̖̗̠͓̱͔͇ͯ̒̍͂ͭ̉̚ ͉̲͈̣̗͓͕͌R̝ͤ̎̄ ͓̦͚̬ͫT̝͎́̋͊͆ͭͤͩ ̬͚̰̠͍̣ͭ̈̐ͣH̯̞̯͎̩͆͂̀ͅͅ
It's just sand
>>27694060
That's what it wants you to think.
>>27694018
What would a Kirby team be like?
>Male Jigglypuff
>Empoleon?
>Trevenant
>Shirodesuna
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Alolan Porygon Z will be patched version.
i don't care about surfing Raichu's all i want is for someone to fix this poor bastard
Porygon has been fortunate enough to get two evolutions throughout the series, everything that's gotten an alola form has been pretty much neglected so far.
>>27694078
>>27693905
Pikachu is the reason why this Pokémon has been unnoticed. I like to imagine a universe where Pikachu got the blame for the seizures.
A man can dream.
>>27693905
Careful what you wish for Anon
Rotom-chan sugoi!
>>27693901
nani?
>>27694146
sore
>inb4 klk.
Rotom pulsar un botón.
Make Harambe a Pokémon Need I say more?
Change.org Link- https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon
Remember kids if no one finds your thread funny the first time, make it five times a day till they do
That's a bad idea, Brooks. I'm not going to sign your petition, Brooks.
>8,605 supporters
Good thing change.org doesn't actually do anything aside from promote slacktivism
sandcastles are illegal on most public Hawaiian beaches
>make a sandcastle pokemon
Alola isn't literally Hawaii.
>>27693867
Faggots are illegal on most public Image Boards
>OP make a shitty /vp/ thread
life with louie is my favorite anime
Once you see it...
>>27693794
literally my mom's Doofenshmirtz
>>27693794
The boss looks nothing like him though
>>27693794
It's Jack Spicer, you idiot.
DAMN SHE THICC AS FUCKK
How can the the gen 7 girls even compete?!?!
>>27693788
klk
She has thighs showing but they are pretty averagely sized. She is cute though! Are you sure you know what thicc means?
>>27693788
she really doesn't have thick thighs, but she does have a fairly impressive bust for pokemon standards, not counting the anime of course.
Why is there never a female who's the leader of the evil team?
We've been over this, we wouldn't have to go in and fuck the team up if there were
Men are no good.
Laughable