TELL ME ABOUT BLAINE! WHY DOES HE WEAR SUNGLASSES!?
Because he's a Char.
>>27752034
Cause he's constantly around fire and intense flames?
>>27752075
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Guzma is the hero /vp/ needs not the hero /vp/ deserves.
nice trips
Alolan Pidgey confirmed lol, but I kind of like this palate swap
source?
>>27751996
MS Paint
>>27751996
Obvious joke is obvious, I just photoshopped its colors because it looks cool
Can I get a thread for this cute thing?
machamp or hawlucha
I meant Machamp, but fuck it. This is now a Hawlucha thread
gotcha
I'll give you a Master Ball or a Big Nugget.
Pick whichever one you'd like.
I unironically took the nugget
I can't remember the last time I used a master ball
>>27751790
Big Ball
>>27751811
Literally this, but he just gives you the useless master ball anyways.
Did you know
wow blast from the past
that this is slowpoke appreciation thread?
>Salamence came about as a result of a strong, long-held dream of growing wings. It is said that this powerful desire triggered a sudden mutation in this Pokémon's cells, causing it to sprout its magnificent wings.
What would the final evolution for a Bagon without any desire to fly look like?
>>27751532
A salamence without wings.
some liberal arts major
An Alolan Salamence
It was hiding in the shadows, or maybe a shadow in of itself?
I don't even know who I am anymore, if I was ever real to begin with.
My mind goes blank. Not with white nothingness, but rather, the infinite void. I have always felt a calling to the darkness, it has always spoken to me. I try to fight my dark urges, but the void consumes me, leaving nothing but a savage thirst for blood.
A thirst never quenched.
Because the void can never be filled
Because I am the void.
I will consume all one day. No matter how much I fight it, I will become the nothingness that I fight, and I will strike down those that I care about, screaming for release from this torment
Release that never comes"
Why do I fight? A story I forgot long ago.
It too, was something the void had stolen from me
Something just out of my grasp, like a lover broken by my own hand.
A lover, yes. What was her name? I remember... I remember falling, then waking in her home
She was nursing me to health
A lamb suckling a lion. No, a lion is too proud a creature for what I am.
Or what I have become.
She begged, you know. She begged for me to fight it. To fight the darkness that I had become All I could muster was a single tear
A tear so hollow, it shattered on her pale cheek.
Life, a cruel joke. What does it mean to even be alive? I don't even know anymore.
All I know is that, in the end, the look in her eyes was different from usual
They would usually look at me with love and devotion
Deep in her murky eyes, I could see one thing clearly, fear. It reminded me of What I fear most, when I still felt that is.
Abandonment
Being left alone in the cold dark
Alone. I would stare into a still pond at my own twisted reflection, the slightest movement would break the illusion. It would show me for what I truly was.
Was I even a monster? A monster needs to be feared, I am all but forgotten.
Maybe it was better that way. The atrocities that I committed were better left in the dark."
>>27751495
Cheer up!
>>27751495
faggot
>>27751740
Why?
discuss
Discuss what?
>>27751511
Currnet events maybe?
>>27751540
I personally like where Sun and Moon is going.
I haven't felt this assured that the games are going to at least be enjoyable since BW.
So as we both know, Hau and Alolan Raichu both love malasadas and pancakes. We also know that Hau is chubby (presumably from eating so much) and transgender. Therefore, I think eating lots of malasadas and pancakes will make you chubby and transgender.
This means that Alolan Raichu is actually transgender which explains it's psychic typing seeing as that non-binary individuals are of a higher state of mind than binary individuals (more tolerance, seeing past physical boundaries, ect.).
What do you guys think?
>>27751243
This is the shot I gotta deal with
Also, notice how alolan raichu seems to do away with gender differences on the tail further referencing the possibility of them being transgender.
>>27751243
I think this might be bait...
I can't bare to use Pokémon with short names.I'm sorry Absol.
>>27751185
They have to be cute. They can't be large, bulky, or menacing looking. I simply can't, no matter how good they may be. I'll use a shit pokemon and struggle, only because it's cute.
I almost never use Normal or Poison types past the second gym. They're pretty much useless to me as far as type coverage while being weak to common types themselves. On top of that, they generally don't have a secondary type that I find useful, so I generally always pass them up.
I shouldn't want it to happen, but I do
>>27751158
It's ok anon, we're all degenerates here
I just got on this board after a long time away. What am I looking at.
>>27751204
Go watch the Mega Evolution specials anon
Caught this a while ago, Is this a shiny??? Why does it look so weird? Is this some sort of glitch on my phone? Haven't touched it can show newer screenshot if need
I'll bite. Post more screenshots and rotate/tap it so it moves.
>>27751157
>Pretending you dont know anything
>naming a phones screenshot
Im on to you OP
>>27751205
Have phone synced onto comp so it uploads a file with all my saved photos, will leave #2 raw
Megas were a mistake and there's no denying it. Apart of me is hoping that they are getting the axe, but at the same time I don't want to say good bye to the well deserved megas like Altaria and Sableye
>>27751118
They could always become $REGION formes. Like, Altaria Hoenn forme.
Honestly I can only see them going into limbo, never changing or getting added to, but always shoehorned into games
Best outcome would be removing most megas and making the rest evolutions or forms
>>27751118
For some they really were, but the good they did to the pokemon that needed a boost was all that was needed.
Also, Megas aren't going anywhere. Even if they don't make new Megas this gen, mext most surely, kust raking a small hiatus after the sheer number they introduced.
Lets write a shitty pokemon creepypasta, together. Ill starts
*ahem
One day, i was out walking around when i came arcross a garage sale. I had a couple bucks so i said, "Eh why not, its not like anything bad is gonna happen." No one was at the garage sale except the creppy old man running it...
I checked around the garage and I found two unfamiliar games. Pokemon Cold and Pokemon Steel
>>27751301
On Pokemon cold was a picture of a completely average Glalie.
>>27751330
And on Pokemon Steel was an Aggron... but something was off.