What does Hoopa pull out /vp/?
>>27791120
An uber legend it can't defeat so it DCs.
Why are there so many people bashing on sun and moon?
>>27791089
The complaint about difficulty is valid though.
it's just genwunners that can't handle change
This thread is fucking dumb, holy s*hit
First of all
>3 youtube comments is everyone
And secondly not everyone likes the same thing or hates the same thing, Arceus christ.
>2016
>Posting Shitposting Heliolisk Threads
Why?
Because here's a shitposter
I could ask you the same, OP
>>27791041
That, however, is too narrow a view of the threat which "Heliolisk" represents to both those victims who are children, and also adults who regress toward infantile states of mind on account of their own susceptibility to such expressions of the wildly irrationalist occult.
Both "Helioptile" and "Heliolisk" are fresh examples of epidemic forms of mental disease akin to the "Flagellant" cult which rampaged during Europe's Fourteenth Century "New Dark Age," and to the "witchcraft cults" which spread during Europe's Seventeenth Century, as a by-product of the Venice-directed, Habsburg-led horror of religious warfare over the 1511-1648 interval. The recurring spread of such pro-cunnilingus forms of "New Romanticism" existentialist cults, is typified currently by the impact of the "tranny-fuckings" irrationalism echoed in the alliance between the lunatic "pokephile Coalition" and the Gnosticism-riddled "pokephile Alliance" in such U.S. states as Virginia today.
The spread of the influence of such forms of deranged occultism, as the existentialism of Nazi Party Nietzschean philosopher Martin Heidegger, Karl Jaspers, Theodor Adorno, Hannah Arendt, Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Buber, et al., typifies the continuity between the New Romanticism of Immanuel Kant, G.W.F. Hegel, and their followers; the archetypical cultural pessimist Schopenhauer; the rise of the fascist parties of Hitler, Mussolini, and Jabotinsky, and the "New Age" lunacies of "information theory," "artificial intelligence," "Helioptile," and "Heliolisk" today. The assault on Vladimir Putin, from within certain nominal pokephile Reddites, such as "dragon dildo loving" forms of "tranny-fucking" cults in Virginia today, typifies the recurring patterns of moral degeneracy which accompany the onset of a period of an onrushing "new dark age" in the history of a culture.
So... who's Ash's father?
me
Mr. Mime
>>27790927
a pokemon
ITT post deleterious Pokemon
/vp/ creates new Pokémon.
Pic related. It is an interesting tutorial about how make your Pokémon easily. Enjoy it.
>>27790864
.... Do you even know what a circle looks like?
>No Voltorb
>No Jigglypuff
>No Solosis
>No Gastly
>No Jumpluff
>No Shelgon
>Pyukumuku
>circle
>Standing on top of a mobile platform hovering above a gigantic hole of unknown depth between two super-powered monsters in a sandstorm.
How good is his paycheck?
It better be good
There's no way this guy was able to avoid Aegislash clear-cutting the forest without running around like a mad man
Also how does he get off the field and onto the 2nd one underneath the stadium?
>>27790887
He jumps
>>27790799
How did he survive Mega Sceptile's Frenzy Plant and Ash Greninja's clone-powered shuriken which blew up half the battlefield and how is he going to survive Mega Charizard's Blast Burn and an even more OP shuriken?
dont give me that bullshit of
>if there all good no ones good
Like it literally baffles one of my favorite pkmn is Crawdaunt his atk is above average but he is too slow to initiate and can't take a hit
You would think with fucking pseudos running around they would give other Pokemon a chance
If a Pokemon is not fast it should take a hit but if it's fast it is a glass canon but then you have these other pkmn that hav 1 high stat and everything else is below average it really sucks because if you like a pkmn it should at least have a fair chance, you can have a your favorite pkmn be 10/10, goat design wise but that bittersweet taste knowing it is garbage
>>27790789
Some are supposed to be garbage, like Farfetch'd.
>>27790789
> Crawdaunt is OU
You could at least choose an example that actually needs help.
GF seems to have a policy of design first, mechanics second, and just lets the community sort out its own multiplayer because the game is so unbalanced it's ridiculous. The answer is there isn't a reason, other than, for better or worse, "GF decided to make it that way".
Because those monsters were meant to be part of the diverse experience of playing the game single player.
That, however, is too narrow a view of the threat which "Smogon" represents to both those victims who are children, and also adults who regress toward infantile states of mind on account of their own susceptibility to such expressions of the wildly irrationalist occult.
Both "VGC" and "Smogon" are fresh examples of epidemic forms of mental disease akin to the "Flagellant" cult which rampaged during Europe's Fourteenth Century "New Dark Age," and to the "witchcraft cults" which spread during Europe's Seventeenth Century, as a by-product of the Venice-directed, Habsburg-led horror of religious warfare over the 1511-1648 interval. The recurring spread of such pro-autism forms of "New Romanticism" existentialist cults, is typified currently by the impact of the "metagames" irrationalism echoed in the alliance between the lunatic "competitive Coalition" and the Gnosticism-riddled "competitive Alliance" in such U.S. states as Virginia today.
The spread of the influence of such forms of deranged occultism, as the existentialism of Nazi Party Nietzschean philosopher Martin Heidegger, Karl Jaspers, Theodor Adorno, Hannah Arendt, Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Buber, et al., typifies the continuity between the New Romanticism of Immanuel Kant, G.W.F. Hegel, and their followers; the archetypical cultural pessimist Schopenhauer; the rise of the fascist parties of Hitler, Mussolini, and Jabotinsky, and the "New Age" lunacies of "information theory," "artificial intelligence," "VGC," and "Smogon" today. The assault on Pomfret, from within certain nominal competitive scenees, such as "OU" forms of "metagame" cults in Virginia today, typifies the recurring patterns of moral degeneracy which accompany the onset of a period of an onrushing "new dark age" in the history of a culture.
Suppose Gen V truly did become the "new direction" for the franchise like it was intended to be. Would /vp/ like it more than what we have now?
>>27790748
Also forgot to add, these versions of ORAS have BW2's key system, but XY doesn't.
nobody's weighing on in it?
The game's certainly wouldn't be selling as well. Say what you will for Gen VI's pandering (I personally hated it and hate that Gen VII is carrying it on) but it got results - the 90's hipsters were playing Pokémon again.
Gen V represented something everyone says Pokémon should be but really can't be. It was entirely new Pokémon, an entirely new region, it focused on fixing outdated and broken aspects of the game such as TM's and HM's without overloading us with new features and it turned the entire generic 'beat the gyms, become champion' plot on its head.
But like every Nintendo franchise, Pokémon relies on tradition to sell. Doing something entirely new is great but people want the Pokémon brand. When they don't see anything instantly recognizable, they lose touch with the brand. If Pokémon had started off doing what Gen V did from the very beginning it may have turned out a lot differently, but as it stands Gen V was an experiment to do something different which didn't achieve the results GameFreak wanted.
Okay so, I work at an editorial in Italia as a translator (not giving more details), and we just recived this. Who wants to take a look?
>>27790604
show us the evo!
Looks cool
>>27790618
wait for it, I'm showing it all, don't worry
Claim your girl!
What's the point of claiming one if tomorrow we'll have another claiming thread and I will lose mine
Mine!
>>27790578
Done and done.
Nostalgia /vp/ thread?
Sneaky Pebbles will always hold a place in my heart.
Post your favorite /fakemon/
Pantyhose a best
>>27790407
Agreed.
Afternoon. It's your boy Guzma here with some unannounced information on Sun & Moon.
I'd like to preface this by saying I do not currently have very much. My source will be kept private, but I can say that what I do have is very, VERY likely to be real. I've seen some data, some pictures, and some stuff that you're already familiar with thanks to some people in a similar position as me.
To keep this as interactive as possible, I'll leave the questions up to you. I'll answer what I can, but please don't expect me to know everything, because I really don't. Still more than you though. So go ahead.
>>27790402
Tell us about new pokemon that aren't either a snowman, rugby monkey, or anything else in the chinese leaks
or alola forms if you feel like it too
>>27790402
Pretty much guaranteed to be fake, but y'gotta expect accusations like that considering this is /vp/.
Well, you bring up Guzma, how does he hold up as a villain? How about Team Skull as a whole?
>>27790402
Tell us something that can be proven within a week.