Hits to his site must be dropping fast. No wonders he's got his panties in such a twist. No hype so no OMG ITS REAL CHECK SEREBII
Reminder to ignore everything from Joe so he doesn't get any hits. He needs to go out and get a real job.
>>33536508
well now this is just sad
>>33536598
So do you, you waste of space tripfag.
"they have nothing to show"
And aside from 2 new Ultra Cheats, they didn't
>>33536560
"Aside from the new stuff, there was no new stuff"
>>33536586
Fair enough, just no interesting new stuff, then.
>No following Pokemon
>2 months till release and not a single new Alolan form
zzzzzz
I'll start
>>33536469
t. assmad groudonposter
>>33536469
>have literally zero expectations
>still disappointed
Fuck this shit. They couldn't even change the story a little bit to excuse there being two new versions instead of one. I'm not going to waste money on this garbage, if I'm curious about the game then I'll just pirate it.
These are the first generation 7.5 Pokemon. Say something nice about them!
Did burst use a new move?
>>33536401
Assembly is cool, I like him.
Burst is a faggot. Burst a nut and fuck off.
Actually kind of like UB Assembly, literally the first thing about US/UM I care about.
Not worth $40, but it's SOMETHING.
No Gym
no anything
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF GAMEFREAK
It's the same fucking game, it's like Platinum except Diamond/Pearl was actually good and had a finished region.
YOU HAVE TO BUY A THIRD VERSION TWICE
THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER SINGLE VERSION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>33536352
>Don't you like the stack of bricks goy? Buy our game!
>>33536352
back to /pol/ retard
gamefreak need my money
is a good and small company
>>33536352
>buying both versions
You only have yourself to blame.
How does it feel /vp/ doesn't have any Pokemon dedicated to them but Pomf has Arceus and the Smogon Council and their based stall circlejerk got this UB tribute?
I bet it's another Ghost/Steel too!
That's right, stay jealous and silent.
This is the first step of Smogon becoming an official Pokemon partner.
if that's not a rock type i will literally kill myself
tfw its stats are like 109/25/200/25/200/11
>>33536515
Not prime
>nine UBs revealed so far, might be more
AHAHAHAHAHAHA SINFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
This is by far the most satisfying aspect of the news.
They're "Neo-Sins"
"Racism" and "Clown"
theyre not the seven deadly sins, theyre invasive species
>>33536415
>Neo-Sins
>Clown
Fuck, why'd I laugh at that
IT'S DABBING
Gamefreak think they're slickdab thread
it's bowing you retarded memer
>>33536245
S T O P
YES LIT XD (dab)
"alternative story"
>what is 3rd version
>>33536289
Not this you fucking flaming faggot. It's TWO versions you retard. Not only that but they said themselves that it would be a different story.
>>33536330
Third and fourth versions
The Special GS Celebi will trigger an in game event where you are given Spiky Ear Pichu
THERES A BRAND NEW BOX ICON FOR SPIKY PICHU
WHERES THE HYPE PEOPLE
>>33536314
do people aside from collectors really care about alternate forms for garbomons tho?
>>33536217
Oh snap does this mean we'll get other special pokemon?
ultra sun and moon. is Sun and moon with same cut scenes but just with necrozma
I thought with alternative story there would be some changes but same cut scenes. it's really a buzz kill
You retard, it's a third version
>>33536212
im sure you would know, having played the game and all
>>33536237
>it's meant to be bad
After BW2 there's just no excuse
So, they are the reasen of why S/M didnt had the national dex.
That's actually a good theory.
Tank or pop rock? It's so hard to choose...
>>33536172
No the reason was that GF couldn't put them and NatDex in the game in time. SM were truly beta versions.
>Unown were hinted at being Ultra Beasts
>UB Assembly looks like an assembly of Unown eyes on stones
>>33536144
So, is the Ruins of Alph a sleeping beast?
>>33536144
>Frog poster
>>33536169
>antifrogposter
what is this pay2win garbage
>>33536138
>buying a game is p2w
nice one
>>33536138
>HA Torchic
>Shiny Beldum.
>>33536138
>happy hour
my dick can't last a fucking hour