>Be 7
>Digimon World 3 at friend's house
>Shouts "Patamon, I choose you!"
>friend's jaw drops, he hits me in the back of the head
>"That's a pokemon thing don't do that"
>I ask what he hit me for, starting to cry
>He starts crying too only much harder, shouting something unintelligible about how Pokemon is stupid and they can't talk
>I say meowth can talk
>He gets on his feet, kicks his chair
>"NO POKEMON CANT TALK"
>He's red in the face, I'm alarmed.
>His mom rushes in, calms us down with icecream, and I go home after sitting around awkwardly
>My mom gets a call, interrogates me, asking what I said
>Not allowed to hang out with him again for a year, even when we're both on good terms
>Neither mom remembers
This is why white people will go extinct
>>28023799
Next time, on Shit that never happened theater!
That's what you get for being such a faggot
Emma better be in Sun/Moon or no buy
>>28023791
Sleep snug emmers
>>28023791
Sleep Snug Emmers
Lotsa character I want to be back. They keep introducing new characters I don't care about.
Like at first, I kinda wished they just reuse old evil team instead of making new one.
>>28023858
This
I liked how GSC was actually a proper sequel to RBY, like we actually saw a lot of the same characters and caught up with them in the years following
then RSE happened and fucked the series
Do you trust him with your Pokemon?
>>28023774
Not at all, but I can't just not use the PC.
>>28023774
wow nice poke taylors
>>28023774
Do i trust a character that is never expanded on like the ones who came before? The only meaningful thing he does giving the storage system a name? Why not?
ITT we post god tier types wasted on bad mons
>>28023755
You start.
>>28023755
You realize there's like, 5 other Bug/Steel types right
Gen VI: 721 Pokemon
>>28023588
+ a party of 6
>>28023588
They increase the max boxes with each gen
>>28023697
Yeah but Gen V total boxes space is the same number of Pokemon on next Gen
Hey all, I have two codes left for the Arceus event which ends in half an hour. I'm more than willing to give them to you for another event pokemon or shiny. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
>>28023541
Also my friend code is 4313 - 1465 - 5364
Shiny wheezing 6 IV
>>28023740
What's your code?
How will S&M buff gardevoir?
>>28023537
His Mega's +20 attack is redistributed to defense.
>>28023537
>buffing one random pokemon
For what reason wouod Gardevoir get a plus 10?
And to where would it go?
Gardevoir will get nerfed because megas are being removed
> Alola forms are a big focus of this gen
> Take up 1 slot
> Rockruff and starters share a secret
> Gamerfreaks dedicating a whole poster to Rockruffs "Secret Evolution"
> Can't be Synchro or Z Moves since other Pokemon can use Z Moves and Ash Greninja can Synchro
Reminder that nope, that's fucking stupid
>>28023533
well it's a good of an idea as any... what do you think their secret is, genuis
that'd be really annoying
Pokémon Comics Thread
I won't be around much longer so let's make the worst thread idea I can come up with.
Post old or otherwise cringy pokemon OCs you may or may not have made over the years.inb4 image search to find my ReAl IdEnTiTytfw you still draw them
>>28023418
>I won't be around much longer
Time out, what?
>>28023418
God speed, OP.
>>28025793
Meh, a story I don't think needs mentioning on 4chan
Don't worry about me, k?
One of these threads.
-Snorlax
-Porygon2
-Doduo
-Doublade
-Zweilous
-Volcanion
>>28023398
I like Dodou :(
>>28023398
Thanks for stealing my post faggot.
>>28023398
Carracosta
Exploud
Persian
Jynx
Blissey
Toxicroak
ITT: Shit you do in Pokemon games thanks Gen I
>tfw buy fresh water from machines every time a NPC says they're thirsty
>They never take it
>check trashbins>tfw it's useless now
Run up behind and against girl characters constantly to make it look like I was fucking them .
>>28023401
>B2/W2
>They give you a medal for checking 50 empty trashcans
The absolute madmen
How strong do you think she is? what is her full team, and do you want to see her again in the future?(Assuming she survives), I want to see her change heart and become a trainer, and I can see her at Champion Level type of trainer, could be a next Cynthia level tier if they want to make her like that, also what do you think is her full team?
I think her team is
Salamence
Ariados
Drapion
Tyranitar
Electivire
Walrein.
What do you think?
>>28023259
She's dead though
I think she could make it to top 4 in a conference. She couldnt wreck ash ninja or late sinnoh.
>>28023283
I could see her use a water poke to get out of there, but her henchman dies, and start her new leaf to become good.
Which other boards do you use?
Do you mainboard /vp/?
When did you start browsing /vp/?
Why do you still browse /vp?
>>28023198
I'm not browsing /vp/
I only used 4chan for the brown boards but then I found this one and I use it most often
>>28023198
>Which other boards do you use?
/tg/ mostly,
>Do you mainboard /vp/?
I guess
>Why do you still browse /vp?
General pokeyman autism
Every time I start a new game I try to name my character and my rival as opposites (currently playing platinum, Im Donald and barry is Hillary), also I never catch a pokemon until the rival battle, so every time I battle Hillary (Barry) we always have a pokemon team of the same size, its kinda autistic but I feel it gives a bit more of inmersion to the game, anyone else have special rules for your playthrough?
Just monotype. Usually bug.
I skipped B/W1 because you don't get any damn bugs until like 2 or 3 gyms in
>>28023134
When I got my very first starter, I named it "Fire Z" because I was a kid and, apparently to this date, retarded because when I got my second starter I named it "Water Z", and the tradition went on and on.
>>28023134
Before playing a game I create my team to feel more like a real RPG in that most new teammates joins to you at a specific point of the game.