Place your bets
>>28185000
Fake
>>28185000
fake. also, nice trips.
OP start, Virus Groudon
Perfect Zygarde
I dont even think it had a name in the movie. In fact I kind of remember them just claling it groudon the whole time which I always thought was weird because it was clearly not just a groudon.
Doggo Zygarde
>>28184974
I can't remember the last time a Nintendo Direct was leaked.
>>28184974
kys, barneyfag
Bro thread
Share bros and stories with everyone.
>2006
>14 years old me
>been playing pokemon since red
>really like pearl
>get pokemon battle revolution and get introduced to random battles online
>get destroyed every time
>google to understand what’s wrong with me
>learn about nature, EVs, IVs etc
>decide to breed and train my favorite pokemon Scizor
>I still remember the set Bullet Punch, X-scissor, roost and sword dance
>suddenly a random website start getting really popular
>start getting insulted left and right because I use smogon pokemon (what the fuck is smogon)
>fast forward to today
>still my best bro, still my favorite pokemon, still using it
Smogon ruined my sis’ reputation but I’ll always be there for her.I miss you Lily, you died when my b2 cartridge was corrupted but I’ll always have you in my heart
Playing X right now and I'm using Crobat for the first time. It's unexpectedly become my team's ace
It saved my ass so many times, and always seems to land several flinches in a row when I use Bite
>>28185094
Brobat is a top tier bro-mon. He always comes through when you need him.
I sat on the edge of the hill on the highest point, looking at the calm and quiet city covered in the light of the beautiful sunset. It was so peaceful, but it was missing something. Then, I saw him flying down from the sky. I grinned and held out my arms, he was finally here. He embraced me with a warm hug, his scent not bothering me. ''Garchomp.'' I whisper into his ear, still smiling. Suddenly, he lifted me into the air and spun me around, like one of those dances you see in movies. He could fly, but I couldn't. so he did his best to emulate it for me. I spread out my arms and closed my eyes as he threw me into the air and caught me as I fell. Then, he placed me down and grabbed me with his meaty shark hands and flew towards the horizon with me hanging onto him tightly as we flew over the city, the residents still sleeping. Then, he cradled me in his arms and whispered in my ear ''ALL SENIOR CITIZENS NEED LIFE ALERT.'' Then, he brought his lips to mine as we both closed our eyes. Then, I felt his tongue pushing into my mouth as I opened it more, and pushed mine into his. Our tongues entwined as I felt his sand flavored saliva seep into my mouth. This was what I needed, this was heaven, this was harmony.
What is this meme?
>ALL SENIOR CITIZENS NEED LIFE ALERT.
>>28184799
>"ALL SENIOR CITIZENS NEED LIFE ALERT"
WHAT IS IT WITH FURRIES AND LIZARDS FIRST HELIOLISK NOW THIS YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO LIVES IF YOU ENJOY THIS JUST END YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE
>>>/reddit/
>>28184781
Next oversexualized lizard going to be Salandit evo.
>>28184781
What a loser. Kys please.
>literally 15 garchomp lewd threads
where were you when /vp/ snapped?
>>28184754
Last night when we all went into an autistic lizard fit.
>>28184777
Kek I saw when it started but didn't get to see see what happened or when it ended. Glad I got to see this one today tho
>>28184754
/vp/ snapped long ago. The people on this board just can't handle seeing this kind of stuff. Maybe one day when they're a little more mature.
First they got Helioisk, then Goodra, now they got the most broken pseudo legend of all time the their preverted clutches. Get in here if you wanna survive.
>>28184689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLkASaYjKlk
This was a really good fight. Dark Matter was a complete surprise.
>>28184689
>>28184689
Here
I did not know wild level 1 Pokemon existed.
>>28184595
They didn't prior to gen IV.
>>28184595
Wait a sec, you can emulate DS on android?
>>28184595
I did not know you also existed
Pokemon Dance Thread
>>28184569
Dawn may not have been as battle competent as May but overall she's the best female MC the shows ever had
Grimer a cute! A CUTE!
>>28184569
You know that all this shitposting has been made thanks to 3 guys in /trash/ who are mad because the mods keep deleting their precious "hunger games" threads, right? Just ignore them, report the threads if you want.They will get tired someday.
>>28184555
The thing is, I really love Garchomp.
I really don't want it to become some awful meme like Scolipede or Heliolisk.
>>28184584
too late
>>28184555
This shit's been going on since before they were banished to wander for all eternity in the /thrash/ (Which is a very nice board with a great diverse community and they should be happy they are there and not in this pit of shit called /vp/).
Nice try shifting the blame to them, tho.
No one points to the Direct
Masuda say Nothings
Pokemon Twitter say Nothings
I hope nevertheless shown what :)
Learn english.
>>28184550
>checks file name
>sumo
>>28184550
Can somewhat translate?
Post your favorite fishies
>>28184481
pic related. I know its not a real fishe, but it still looks like a shark, and it can swim in my headcanon.
>>28184481
Half fish, at least.
>>28184481
God Fish.
It's my birthday today. Could I get some aura pupper?
Happy birthday
How about a region based on Australia?
>New pokemon game based in Australia.
>Start game
>Wake up in room
>No NX console cause video games are outlawed.
Kangaroo Fire Starter
/vp/ is spammed until the end of eternity with muh zodiac theme got ruined threads
another Fire/Fighting type
>>28184478
Is /vp/ autistic?