Brionne is a boy!
>>28950025
Only 87.5% of the time.
12.5% of the time, It's a female.
>>28950025
Brionne deleted.
>>28950025
it actually looks like a male in that image, and not like the massive faggot i would have imagined
I'M AT 400 AERODACTYL EGGS WITH MASUDA METHOD AND SHINY CHARM IN ORAS
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT GETTING A SHINY
WHICH WICKED WITCH BITCH CURSED MY ASS? WHO DID IT?
>>28949952
just inject it :^)
Why not just play PO
>>28949965
I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD AT THE SAME TIME
Why does Steel have objectively the best designs?
>>28949934
That's not how you spell Dragon.
>>28949934
post more aggron
because you're using the word objectively wrong
Just realized his brown feathers look like a hood
Huh, and a dart is like a projectile weapon.
You don't think it has an archer vibe going on, do you?
Just realized the tail feathers look almost like the ones on Robinhoot except it only has two and are shorter.
>>28949913
Also holds its weapon in the same part of the wing, and has the same spots on the wings.
>14 hours until Leakfags get blown out of existence
>>28949851
this motherfucker creeps me fuck out
>>28949876
YOU GOTTA LET ME RAPE HER PROJARED
I like your avatar :)
Ah, those times when i had no idea if the information i was given was fake or not.
>Put a robin mask on Chespin
>EVOLUTION
kek fans suck ass at predicting starter evo's
>>28949842
>Make Fennekin slightly bigger
>EVOLUTION
kek fans suck ass at predicting starter evo's
>>28949842
You thought those were real?
>Opponent has no special attackers
>They have walls for it anyway
>mega mewtwo x used low kick
>>28949795
>opponent has no defogger, magic bouncer, or spinner
Say the starters do end up getting split evos with the same name but aesthetic differences like lycanroc, would the leaked evos be sun or moon versions? Personally they scream sun to me
>>28949709
I'd hope they're Sun, because if not, I'm switching to it
>>28949709
If Lycanroc is any indication, the Sun forms will be more animal-like, while the Moon forms will be more humanoid.
Split forms aren't happening tho
>2016
>Still no pokemon
We've been teased with this franchise for so long, you'd think they'd be done by now
>>28949703
>>Still no pokemon
This hype season is great, can't wait for gen 1 to finally come out
>>28949703
>le cancertale
die
>>28949798
What the even is that, how can you tell
>momentum
>offensive pressure
>>28949690
There's always one thing I wonder with pictures like these; did the fat man wearing the hat make them to try to make a point, or did memers get their hands on the pic to make fun of them?
>>28949690
>glhf
What Pokemon will be Abeens exclusive, you think?
>>28949524
Three beans, please.
>>28949524
Hopefully a new unrevealed one
>>28949524
>Modest Scyther
Is this true, /vp/?
>>28949440
No. Torterra was the only shitty Sinnoh starter.
>>28949470
*Turtwig
>>28949440
Yes.
>>28949426
Still waiting the fairy waifu and the steel scepter.
Fixed.
>>28949448
it's not really fixed if you leave a random blank square. if you're going to do a job don't half ass it.
Alright /vp/. Now that the final evos of the starters are confirmed let's predict their BST and HA,
Make sure to screencap your post for bragging rights if you are close to the real thing when the games come out.
I'll start:
>Rowlet
70
111
65
106
74
108
total 534
HA: Skill Link
>Litten
105
130
80
70
70
75
total: 530
HA: Though Claws
>Poplio
96
60
60
125
86
102
total: 529
HA: Pixilate
>>28949340
>Rowlet
HP 76
Atk 73
Def 74
SpA 114
SpD 77
Spe 116
Total: 530
HA: No Guard
Gets Hurricane.
>Litten
HP 90
Atk 129
Def 84
SpA 70
SpD 68
Spe 93
Total: 534
HA: Moxie
Gets Sucker Punch.
>Popplio
HP 104
Atk 62
Def 83
SpA 105
SpD 109
Spe 67
Total: 530
HA: Dazzling
Gets Recover.
>>28949340
>popplio
>102 speed
i don't want whatever you're taking anon
>>28949340
Robinhoot
HP 75
Atk 105
Def 65
SpA 80
SpD 85
Spe 120
Total: 530
HA: Infiltrator
>Luchalitten
HP 100
Atk 110
Def 85
SpA 105
SpD 70
Spe 60
Total: 530
HA: Sheer Force
>Popplio
HP 85
Atk 70
Def 65
SpA 90
SpD 115
Spe 105
Total: 530
HA: Swift Swim
Starting to notice a pattern
Oh hey, me too.
Patterns ruined it for me. Is this fucking Sudoku now??? Like, this is such an injustice to the Pokemon franchise, and more importantly, an injustice to the fans. This is /bullshit/, and totally outrageous. I'm fucking sick to my stomach, knowing that one of my most precious markers of my childhood is gone forever; there's no afterlife when we die so I can't even have the luxury of reliving the experience of playing Pokemon for the first time as a child on Christmas Day; when we die, we go into a void for eternity
FUCK YOU GAME FREAK, Patterns are proof that POKEMON IS DEAD. DEAD. All these last generations were for nothing. At the very least, they could have taken a bow down of honor and announce that this was it, this was indeed their final generation. Pokemon would one day come to an end, and in our lifetimes too, but not like this. Not like this shitshow. This is the raping and killing of the Pokemon franchise, and they took a big, long, steamy dump on its' grave and told its loyal fans to eat it off the floor like animals.
I'm still trying to process what the fuck just happened to my childhood gem. Utterly disgusting and shameful, and you should feel the exact same way if you are a true Pokemon fan. They had to make a Pokemon over a fucking battery too. Also, what the fuck kind of Pokemon has TWO WORDS in its' name (the Hawaiian God one)????? TWO FUCKING WORDS
Rest in peace, all my teams in all my games. Sleep gently now.
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