>i-it's meant for children so it can be shit!
>it can be shit because kids are dumb right famalam?
>all of the dumbing down is justified!
>they will never make a game with good mechanics and a smart story that can appeal to children and adults! i want muh pokemon to be silly fun xd lol
>he's still afraid to admit to people he likes pokemon
Holy fuck, just play go then.
>>29285352
>I'll gladly eat everything that Game Freak shits inside my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGDzz_V9jLA
A version of Ten Carat Hill without the chaotic drums
>>29285253
Thanks for this. Got a download link or am I just going to have to rip the youtube audio?
>>29285382
I can throw one up later. All 32 minutes or a loop twice? Or both?
>>29285253
Which genre is this?
>one of the leaked ultra beasts looks like guzma
>its name is UB-0X Destruction
>ultra beasts can shapeshift into humans
>destruction in human form
HOLY SHIT HE LITERALLY MEANT IT
We already established that, mate
Though if you honestly figured it out on your own, you're still quicker than most around here
but the rumor traveled fast, so the boat's already left port
>>29285213
How do we know its name?
>>29286393
We don't, names were scrubbed. This is OPs head canon
Let's get some themed teams in here. Show them off or have people guess what the themes are.
Think of a theme, shared trait, favorite color, whatever, and find some mons to put together. Bonus points if they're individually pretty different.
To start, here's a team with sweet hair
I need a jojo team
Plez r8
>>29285387
kawaii desu senpai
balltism is genuinely pretty good too.
Do you like Glaceon?
>>29285079
not anymore
>>29285122
Good.
>>29285079
I do
Why is Kyurem crying?
It's finally realized it's the worst legendary to ever exist.
It just lost its virginity.
AKA lost its true form.
because it's an ice type lmao
The one with the proper subject edition
>Database:
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
>Server down?
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered:
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw (embed)
>Pokemon strengths and earning XP:
https://thesilphroad.com/research
>Pokemon moves DPS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12Ehw3J3-Dkc2yc2zeBE5XQRO_dCBYzpFyTvsvOye2Yg/
>Website scanner maps (no login required just don't use ur exact address) - try again tomorrow 10/15/16 (and the day after that)
>all currently not working (pokesear.ch map working if you have spawns mapped previously)
https://pokeeye.com (may work)
http://pokesear.ch (anon made and maintained)
http://fastpokemap.se (actually working)
https://pokestumble.com (lets you check on gyms as well)
>IV checker:
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator (easy and more accurate)
>best mon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>best attackers for specific mon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
Old thread: >>29260090 →
Niantic literally fucked every single type of player in the ass, from legit to cheaters, who's next?
>>29285058
the OP fucked the thread
so what are your plans when you finally stopped playing pogo? an hero?
nobody reply to this thread
komala is sleeping
Fuck you komala
I'll not post once your evolution gets leaked.
Komala is cute!
Literally my mom's toothpick.
Beauty thread?
Beauty thread.
Post beauties.
Literally my mom's cockroach.
These are Minior's stats. Is /vp/ satisfied?
>>29284878
It's going to be a shitmon and we know it.
>>29285177
Carbink had 500BST too.
>>29284878
source?
SunMoon will be great!
All of you who dont think it will be the best generation yet are just plain wrong!
These are the best pokemon designs yet that is an objective fact!
If you dont think so just leave nobody will miss you!
Die.
>samefag keeps spamming the board with the le reddit feels-man to get attention
>>29284926
Those werent me though
What is it with GF and giving Rock types fucking facial hair? It's even wearing a fucking kippah, more hasidic Rock types!
In all seriousness, it's Electric/Rock, right? It's gonna shoot great tesla bolts and zap cannons from that protrusion on it's back, I reckon.
Any other guesses on the unannounced 'mon types? I'm interested in that bubble spider, I'm telling myself Bug/Water but surely they wouldn't introduce two/three at the same damn time?
Ground/electric
>>29284852
>surely they wouldn't introduce two/three at the same damn time
Drapion/Skuntank
Gourgeist/Trevenant
Mimikyu/TapuGhosto
Probably others but I don't know off the top of my head.
Why are his hands so stupid looking?
>A Pokemon game designed for /vp/
>No megas obviously
>No alternate forms
>A bunch of waifu ultra beasts
>Traps and lolicons everywhere
>No complexion or gender options, you have to be a pale little girl
>Clothes customization allows you to make her naked or dress in lingerie or have visible thongs.Also diapers
>HMs don't exit yet do exist at the same time
>250 hour post-game
>Every trainer has 6 Pokemon that are always 10 levels ahead of you
>Smogon strategies have to be used
>500 new Pokemon
>1 in 10 chances to find a shiny mon
>Every new Pokemon has 3 stages of evolution and each evolutionary stage looks completely different from the previous form
>No monster over-resembles a real animal
>5 evil teams with shitty music
What else?
>>29284827
>every evolution stage is just the previous but bigger
>>29284827
>All Pokemon must be VGC viable
>Every trainer is a waifu that can show one of four fetish traits(Boobs, Ass, Armpits, Feet)
>You can visit every region
>Ohmori and Masuda can have zero direction in it whatsoever
>No water
>Must have a 3rd Box Legendary
>Postgame MUST consist of Battle Frontier and PWT ONLY
>Black gets out of the orb
WHAT IF!ash's team has more female?
The resulting porn would be nice, but they'll probably be mostly male, especially the owl
oh well
>>29285022
What if the owl is female this time?
Imagine all the lewd fanfic and shipping
>>29284812
>joe's tweet is a condom
What did they mean by this?
the starters are real.
>Tumblr universe
>>>/trash/
wake yourselves up ekeople!
>>29284862
>Hating Luchalitten & co
Leave right now.