This is the greatest thing to happen to the Pokémon world ever since the enigmatical Voltorb, in its grand simplicity, granted an existential crisis to the cosmos by posing the question: "What if this haunting technology, capable of capturing life itself and rendering it submissive, took on a life of its own?"
The old generation of Voltorb has been mocked for simplicity by those incapable of understanding symbolism and those distracted by treats abhorrent.
But FEAR NOT.
The revelation brought forward by the sudden appearance of Toucan Thomas once again brings wisdom and insight to the shattered and broken minds of the world.
Toucan Thomas carries no gimmick.
Toucan Thomas rejects the special snowflake.
Toucan Thomas is plain.
Toucan Thomas is pure.
Reply to this post with...
THE TRUE GENERATION GRANTS ME A STRENGTH PURE
...lest the weak retain their stronghold on your mind.
Re-post daily my brothers, as I re-post this day for you.
>>29346629
THE TRUE GENERATION GRANTS ME A STRENGTH PURE
im gay lol
>>29346648
It's ok you're a faggot
How the fuck is this guy 3000 years old?
>>29346610
he did the thing
Radiation from when he used the Ultimate Weapon to revive his dead Floette also made him immortal.
I swear, for all the bitching you guys do about the story in XY, it feels like none of you paid any attention to it.
>>29346620
/thread
Post pictures of Lilly because I'm obsessed with her
I'm high and horny as fuck and want to talk aboutdominantpokegirls.
I want to worship shelly like a goddess and lick the bottom of her boots.
>>29346577
DUDE
>>29346660
what?
>>29346577
I want to worship her vagina
Npcs don't even turn around to talk to you? What the fuck gamefreak?
>>29346536
Who wants to look at your ugly mug?
>>29346536
God. I know this is bait, but just in case literally anyone else in the thread doesn't, this is the only NPC in the entire game, at least that I found, that does not turn around when he talks to you.
>>29346601
yea hes a cop on duty. doesn't have time to be looking at a delicious young boy ripe for some dickings, has to uphold his badge ya know?
Let's just take some time to appreciate a Pokémon that doesn't get enough appreciation
>>29346533
Nah
>>29346533
The sheer fact that you made this thread means this ugly piece of shit get's too much appreciation.
What are you doing on /vp/?
/vp/ is my form of self harm
Maybe I like Pokemon???
Fuck you???
>>29346522
I AM /vp/
>There are hundreds of Mimikyu who are going to be boxed and never be loved because they aren't shiny or because they aren't perfect for competitive
>These Mimikyu will never be loved
I am Mimikyu. Can confirm.
>>29346484
I'm boxing it because it's a shitty design.
>>29346484
I dont need this hanging over my head when I already have problems with breeding and guilt
Challenge mode is never ever coming back because Game Freak doesn't think the average person has enough time for Pokemon.
Discuss.
Don't I have to say "hello" first?
>>29346461
Silly anon. I did 3 years ago
>>29346461
Can't say bye to something that never was
Most boring gen yet Y/N?
Meh, I like it.
>>29346315
It's not Johto's dex, so no.
Johto had five interesting mons and two of them were bugs.
Are you serious? Why can't I make it through here? Are you really this incompetent, Game Freak?
>>29346309
The same reason you can't take a picture
>>29346309
the game knows your fat
>>29347134
Fucking...
rip
So I guess you can catch them. What do you guys think of them?
The crab thing is badass as fuck
I'll just kill meeself
MOSQUITO IS THE BEST ONE
ANY OTHER ANSWER IS WRONG
>>29346290
get used to them because those 8 beasts will be the only thing you will see in VGCs for years
Why does a sparrow thing turns into an eagle? It makes no sense!
>>29346238
How does a donkey turn into a clydesdale? I've see no one question that.
>>29346238
Because it just gets bigger(I don't have a problem with that)
>>29346238
It literally just gets bigger and gets a colorful crest. The exact opposite of the massive random changes in design we've seen in the Pikipek and Oshawott lines.
So is there a timeline where the player didn't meet Giovanni in Tohjo falls, and stop him from reforming Team Rocket?
Does this mean there's a timeline in which Team Rocket come back in Johto with Giovanni at the helm?
No, the Pokémon Timeline remains the same.
While the concept of a multiverse was toyed with across various games, the Timeline has always remained static and unchanging.
Ethan always stopped Giovanni from returning. There is no other Timeline where Rocket succeeded in returning to power.
They even restated this in the recent Generations Episodes.
>>29346193
>Ethan always stopped Giovanni from returning.
But what about in the original GSC?
>>29346153
Maybe? But it is entirely unimportant.
Will this be the gen my bro gets slack-off? Do you have any gen 7 wishlists?
Mega Chimecho that's a haunted shrine bell that's psychic/ghost.
Everything else I've given up on.
I honestly think Snorlax is better off with Rest even if it does get Slack-Off. He's too slow and needs Curse to effectively sweep while his other sets, Band/AV, can't or won't use it.
>>29346118
U- turn Heracross and Durant
At least drain punch to standard muk. If it can get sucker punch cuz of it's dark counter part that'd be great too. I want my dark types that had sucker punch and lost it, like Shiftry, to get it back. And there are tons more that i'll post when I think of them.