Daily reminder that these are ugly and fake, GameFreak is just trolling usBallio has to be real! R-right?
>>29483547
Oh, what's thisA false flagging thread? Color me the fuck surprised.
>>29483678
If everyone here hates stall so much, now is your chance! Smogon is officially suspecting sablenite, so prove that you arent shit at the game, and get good enough to vote to ban it. Personally I am voting for a ban, all counters are walled by other members of the stall team, namely chansey.
>>29483503
woh
this is a thing?
>suspect test less than a month away from a New Generation and thus new Meta, resetting everything
Why?
i mean what the fuck?
Red's allowed to age and git gud (at least as much as he can with the team he's shackled too)
Ash is stuck in status quo land.
>>29483418
>Ash is Red's counterpart
>Red gives us an idea of what Ash will look like when he's FINALLY allowed to age up
That's why Red>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ash
alright fuckers what is/are your current team for the run
As soon as I saw those animations and typing, I switched out Primarina with Decidueye
>>29483382
Box starter, replace it with sundog, but for the rest the usual nuzlocke rules apply. Nuzlocking XY was my biggest mistake ever, but this seems to have a good enough selection to be worth it.
I'm autistic about having the same type twice on my team so this is subject to change, there's so many great alola mons It's hard to decide
I WANT TO PROTECT MY ADORABLE PILE OF COSMIC GASSES. SO FUCKING CUTE!
https://youtu.be/UuiDXEK3lL4?t=3m14s
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>>29483340
every chance I have to post this gif, I will
Man, the 3D really takes the shit designs to a whole new level.
>>29483362
Please, continue to post this everywhere. Cosmog a cute!
>>29483391
LEAVE MY PRECIOUS ALONE!
>it can sketch eevee Z move
>>29483224
Do you just not know how z moves work or are you pretending to be retarded
>>29483224
>it can use all z-moves
Sketch will likely just fail on Z-moves or copy the move the Z move is upgrading from.
he's got ghost eyes
>>29483223
Abs too
>>29483223
https://youtu.be/Y5wK5Z23hoo?t=5m50s
>those bedroom eyes
that's clearly a chick
>makes gay couple
>>29483162
Actually Hawaii was the first U.S. state to rule that a prohibition on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional.
>>29483162
I'm so hyped that Gary Oak is in SuMo now. What team will he have?
>>29483258
tried too hard, heres your (you)
Why does /vp/ hate the xatu?
>>29483111
we don't
Shit stats and typing for a Magic Bounce user.
I still can't believe people thought it was a good idea to max out those shite defenses back in gen V
>>29483209
It can be an all out attacker as well
Who else, honest to god, blushed a little?yknow aside of the clothes
I just got feels, happy then sad. Happy like seeing an old friend and then sad realizing how much older we've become.
>>29483051
First though was "wow he's hot"
I'm a straight male with a pregnant wife and have never thought this about a man. He's just that good.
I know now why everytime I meet another poke fan my first thought is this guy is a faggot.
So /vp/ predicted the names of the following pokemon
>cosmog
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29318827/#29325770
>lycanroc
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/28628603/#28628742
>primarina (sort of)
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/18867939/#q18869009
>tapu lele
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26998711/#26999455
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/28297072/#28298087
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29230916/#29230916
No fucking way. Why isn't this getting more attention?
>>29483459
That's just disappointing, not really cool.
>>29483924
How is it disappointing?
Tell us what are the nicknames you will give to your Litten/Torracat/Incineroar
>Crash
>Spin attack as an exclusive move, somewhat close anatomy, also to celebrate the return like that since I will waste my money in Moon instead of The Remastered Trilogy. (I'm friggin poor)
>>29482934
Incineroar will always be Beltigre to me
>>29482960
I am sticking with classic "Luchalitten"
King
So what do you think the order of this totem pole is, /vp/?
>>29482901
Tapu fini should probably be facing forward for symmetry's sake, but nice nonetheless
>>29482901
There is no totem pole. The Tapus are Tikis, not totems. Totems are Native American, not Hawaiian.
>>29483123
Huh. Didn't know that. Noted
>You will never relax and be comfy with your Pokémon, admiring the beauty of nature
Every day, I find this world less worthy of living in.
>>29482861
If I had a Pokemon I'd still be a shut-in.
>>29482997
You'd be a less lonely shut-in, though.
>>29483014
>less lonely
>not knowing dogs exist
Jasmine. Whitney is a normie bitch who only got into pokemon because all the other kids were into it and then cries when someone beats her. Jasmine is an adult who has carefully honed her skills and even experimented with different types as she was originally a rock user but then changed to steel when she discovered she liked that type more.
>>29482809
Jasmine. Easily best Johto girl.
>>29482809
Whitney
she'd be my little breeding miltank, if you get my drift