We all remember how great the Japanese commercial was.
Why the fuck does western Nintendo alway make trash?
https://youtu.be/JZcqvFtWyqI
>tfw being American actually makes you want to jump in a lake
thank goodness I'm not a fucking cracker
those bitches ruin EVERYTHING
>>29514175
Honestly this isn't that bad, it's certainly a step up from 3D models inserted into a real background.
It's the exact same shit but with subtitles.
Decidueye is literally him but with a bow and arrow instead
>>29514113
Leave.
It's in the refrigerator.
Think I found a new waifu
>>29513914
>new
she seems to suffer from chronic blushing
>>29513914
This made me extremely confused as to Cheryl's general age. She's a head taller than her Chansey but a head and a half shorter than the butler.
It's been a couple days, new thread for this QT
Because SM Ace Trainer isn't that great
Compare her to the Ace Trainer from BW, XY, and ORAS
She's hideous
Hell even the Ace Trainer from DPP is cuter
>>29514043
agreed.
but more importantly, where the fuck is the SM lass art?
>>29514043
>B/W
freak, same as most unovabortion garbage
>X/Y
snooty french upperclassman bitch
>OR/AS
entirely forgettable, literally D/P/Pt with a different hairstyle
>S/M
QT brunette who is presumably a vacationer
>Thanks for trading me a Gengar, idiot! Now it's mine and I refuse to trade it back!
>I was only pretending to be your friend so I could ruin something you like!
>I don't even want a Gengar, I just wanted to make you suffer!
>being 20 years into the game and not having a tried and true pokebro
>>29513839
Are you the same fag that complains about that swindled Gengar??
Hit me up with your FC, I'll trade you Kadabra, Haunter, Machoke, etc
>>29514087
No, you'll trick me.
Why are all the recent starters [people] [animal]?
>singer fish thing
>wrestler cat
>archer owl
>ninja frog
>mage fox
>knight chipmunk
The only gen 1-5 starters like this are
>samurai otter
good question actually, the fuck
>>29513811
Because they're now RPG classes:
>warrior
>mage
>rogue
>archer
>martial artist
>bard
>>29513811
Why not?
Also,
Emperor Penguin
Kickboxing Chiken
Warrior Pig
"yer really gonna pick some fruity dead bird over me anon?"
>>29513761
yeah
>>29513761
Um. Yeah. I'm not an edgy furfag.
I'm going to pick the mermaid cus i like boys dressed up in girls dresses but i would never tell anyone i know cus i'm too much of a cool guy to admit that i want to wear a dress and get my dick sucked by other guys
HEY GUYS!
I GOCHU FAMALAM LEMME JUST USE MY BA-
wait shit
RETS TRAIN !
Seriously wtf they couldnt get a kid who actually spoke english?
>>29513713
seeing how it's the "bro-ist" of the 3, I think a female one will be cool.
>>29513664
>implying Litten wont be 100% male
>>29513859
>Implying that it will be 100% male
>>29513664
Anyone crossing their fingers for this fuzzy crab to have a Conkelldurr-teir attack stat? Assuming they'll probably make it slow as shit and bulky like most Ice types, they better make it a high risk, high reward mon than utter shit. Yeti crabs are my favorite crustaceans, and I'm so exited that this one would potentially get the formidable Fighting/Ice combo.
>>29513594
I hope it learns Crabhammer
>>29513594
i hope it ditches Iron Fist for Tough Claws
>>29513594
I hope so too. Bad defensive typing does not always justify how good a Pokemon is. Tyrannitar is a great example. It has by far one of the absolute worst defensive typings, but its amazing stats, movepool, and ability allow it to be a very viable Pokemon.
On the other hand, something like Abamosnow has just as terrible a defensive typing as Tyrannitar, but its stats have it as a bulky mixed attacker, which doesn't really help at all considering how many weaknesses it has.
Point is, bad typings don't justify a bad Pokemon; stats, abilities, and movepools do.
And I really hope this literal yeti crab becomes more like Tyrannitar and less like Abamosnow.
Drunk post but doesn't it seem weird that johto is next to kanto and yet you can't go there in frlg??
>>29513382
Probably didn't want to fabricate more assets than they needed, and I don't know if there were size constraints that would have affected the idea. Sevii islands were basically asset flips to make a Johto-lite that gave people something new to explore without much investment.
Plus maybe they worried it would undercut Johto remakes if they were considering them that far back.
And you have to consider purists shitting themselves over changes in the games. I still remember some people being mad on Serebii at the time because the E4 teams changed to non-Kanto pokemon for subsequent fights. Doubt it'd hurt sales too much but people are dumbasses.
>>29513382
They didnt even have enough tiles for Nugget Bridge to be above water.
>>29513989
Wait, what?
Can't you just imagine all the young boys who are going to pick Popplio because it's a cool looking seal, they like water types, etc. only to recoil in horror when they end up with this faggot tranny mermaid piece of shit?
What the fuck was Gamefreak thinking? Why alienate half your players for no reason?
Oh look, it's THIS thread again.
No, because in this age of the information superhighway they will look everything up online.
>Popplio
>cool
lmao
>>29513342
>pick Popplio because it's a cool looking seal
Hahahahahahahahhahahahah
>"Reminder m-me /vp/?..."
>>29513247
Literally who?
old and busted
Yes cute Weather lizard :3
all ya'll are talkin about how the owl is a ghost and arguing over which starter is the least garbage, and i'm all over here like
What we should be talking about is why the Water/Fairy Deity's terrain power doesn't help Water types in any way.
"Got weird"
>>29513195
>Y'all
Speak English.
I haven't bothered getting the Sun/Moon demo. Is it worth downloading, or will it make me dread Gen VII even more than I already do?
>>29513111
No really youd be better off just watch a youtuber like shofu play it
>>29513111
>not getting it when it came out
You fucked up
Most of the rewards are based on how many days since you started the demo.
>>29513197
That sort of shit is exactly why I'm dreading S/M. Everything revolves around events and distribustions and other limited-time shit.
>>29513132
Alright, I'll just watchVinnyplay it.