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It's a TM, JOE! A FUCKING TM. No need to make things so complicated with B2W2 move tutors.

Add this to the long list of Joe's fuck ups.

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Why the fuck are there so many trailers and previews for SM? It's like we're getting a new trailer every single day, was it like this for XY too? because I can't remember seeing a new Pokemon video pop up every damn second

Nintendo needs to chill down on the hype levels

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>in 4 years Masuda's daughter will be legal

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It's been a while since i haven't seen one of these threads.
>do a lineup of you and your bros
>rate other people's tastes
>call everybody a faggot

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(i only did a rough estimate for the flying birds and didn't count Honchkrow's crest)

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what

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WOOP THREAD

POST WOOPS

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Zinnia is a cute! A cute!

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Grass - the feminine one
Fire - the cool sleek one
Water - the masculine one

Going by recent trends since gen 6, this seems to be Gamefreaks new way to design, that way there should, in theory, be a starter for everyone, and each one is very different from the other.

So far we've had -
Fire - Feminine (Delphox), Masculine (Incinaroar)
Grass - Masculine (Chesnaught), Cool (Decidueye)
Water - Cool (Greninja), Feminine (Primarina)

My guess is the cool one is always the one with the marketing push, as it will have the most appeal to it, regardless of gender.

With Fire type obviously taking inspiration from the chinese zodiac, I guess we could be seeing the snake next. It's sleek, and snakes are regarded as pretty cool, especially if it gets a poison typing too.

Grass is likely feminine, so could be a deer.
Water is bulky and masculine, so maybe a shark, or an elephant at a push.

Mark this, this is gamefreaks new MUH PATTERN.

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will it ever come

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After this whole journey, I think we should go back and reflect on all the times real leaks were called fake.

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Why are pokemon getting more suggestive-looking? I'm not going to say GF specifically creates pokemon to appeal to fetishistic fanbases because that's a stupid thought, but its obvious to anyone that since at least gen 3 GF has been making designs more humanoid and introducing more questionable design ideas for some other mons (a playboy bunny pokemon is just wrong no matter how you look at it), and now in gen 7 we're getting a mermaid, a thief seductress, and a fruit qith large legs and thick hips.

My questions is why? why are designs like this filling the dex more and more? I'm not autistic enough to complain, but I'm genuinely curious as to why GF would keep making pokemon like these.

They have to know about gardevoir's impact, right?

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Examples: Russian region; Dark/Ice Raticate based off the Rat King from the Nutcracker, Grass/Fighting Lilligant based off the ballerina, Fire/Flying Braviary based on the Firebird, Ghost/Flying Mimikyu based on Russian spirits, Normal/Ice Lickilicky that has it's tounge stuck on an icicle, Ice/Poison Nosepass that's incredibly sick and responsible for plagues and Dark/Ghost Gogoat based on Krampus

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Salamence
>its mega: recruited by ISIS.png

And people say the Christian West isn't dead.

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Nothing in the catalog

Trade codes here. Make sure to list your type and available Pokemon.

Finally got around to beating X/Y again in anticipation of S/M. Never did the friend safari so if anyone checks out mine, do me a favor and report back what I have.

Let me know if you add me so I can add you back as well, obviously