I don't like Lucario.
>>33286657
I'm sure you felt special making this thread, but you're not special. You don't stick out.
Nobody fucking does OP.
No one does
You walk into your local Golden Arches to grab a bite to eat with your girl, and he slaps her ass. What happens next?
>>33286250
he dances
I only eat food that I've prepared myself at home and I don't have a girl because I am a girl
>>33286250
I slap his ass back and then run to the bathroom to wash my hands
https://youtu.be/aHPi_OOJ0Xc
>>33286217
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t
>>33286217
Aww, thanks OP! I think you're pretty badass too! ^^
>>33286217
It sounds like the wild battle theme, but with a few extra bells and whistles. Hooray, I guess?
Lillie is the Lucario of Gen 7. Prove me wrong.
>>33285888
She's the Pikachu.
>>33285888
You know, something in me says that Lillie isn't a Pokemon. Could be just me, though.No one likes your poorly posed model sex threads, faggot.
>>33285892
She even got an anime episode where she bonded with Ash's Pikachu (the defacto mascot of the series) and used him in battle
>capture the first pokemon I find and box starter
Does anyone else always do this?
>Stupid idea
>Shit character
Wow you must be one the most hated people out there
>>33285786
i want to plow my load into kris' childbearing ass
>first gym is rock
>first route pokemon doesn't do shit
Uhm no
I don't want the game because no Pokemon I like are in it
But I want sequal so they have chance to put it.
Will pokken dx be successful enough you think?
You have got to be the biggest contrarian hipster to not like a single Pokemon on this roster
>>33285698
Pokken DX is literally pokken Wii u it was sucesfull
>>33285712
There's 800 Pokemon and 19 choices. That's 5% of Pokemon dude
Leave Pokemon Switch to us.but don't expect too much, ok?
>>33285530
That's not what they said anon. Just don't get your expectations TOO high. Keeping them high is perfectly fine.
>>33285594
This, Essentially people were expecting Pokemon:BotW edition.
Pokemon Switch is gonna be a handheld quality title despite being on a hybrid console, they don't have the people and resources to go AAA console level and this is what they're saying.
Could they hire more people? Absolutely, but they'd rather spend money on The Pokemon Company and making merchandise rather than console level games right now.
Maybe with Gen 9 they'll expand a bit, maybe.
>>33285530
I'm oh ok with shit that.
at long, as they don't ruin Satoshi Tajiri greatest creation that is Pokémon.
Do you guys like to draw Pokémon? Fakemon? Human Characters? Sites?
Making homemade figures?
Music? Remix?
Something considered an artistic expression?
Post them here! Doesn't need to be beautiful or professional, just post things that you made by yourself, obviously Pokémon related.
THIS ISN'T A REQUEST THREAD if you want to request something go to >>33280817
>>33285327
oh... My thread is a failure.
Anyways, this is Mimikyu 2, it is a new form because now it comes with a horn.
i drawed this it is my reshiram (male) and he is very happy to see you
>>33285469
Here's Mimikyu without its disguise trying to touch a penis.
Wait a minute..
I can't trade pokemon from S/M back to an older gen even with pokebank?
I was gonna put back a 6ib ditto and excadrill so I could breed for and get iron head, but apparently that doesn't work.
Do I really have to get a new one, breed it, then use bottle caps in S/M to max its IVs?
>>33285073
>I can't trade pokemon from S/M back to an older gen even with pokebank?
No, you can't. They warned and explained this several times before the update.
>>33285099
I guess I'm only now realizing that it's fucking retarded.
>>33285110
How is it fucking retarded? Or maybe you meant to say "I'm fucking retarded". Which would make sense because you are fucking retarded.
How would you take the concept of Roaming legendaries and make it not complete shit?
>Movement is not totally randomized
>They can only move one route at a time
>There are predictable movement patterns
>Pokemon at the top of your party affects how it moves; A weak/disadvantaged Pokemon at the top will make it come after you, allowing you to literally bait the roaming Legendary, and putting a strong/advantaged Pokemon at the top makes it try to evade you so you can chase and corner it
This is how I'd do it, but I'd like to hear some more ideas. I think the idea of a roaming legendary is a cool idea, but GF executed it LITERALLY in the worst way possible
>>33285019
I like your idea. Hopefully GF can add that or something.
Here's an idea!
Don't have annoying roaming Pokemon.
i always found the randomness fun as a kid. just added to the mystery of the games i suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgTUuEG96K4
>>33284894
They have clearly failed.
>>33284918
Lies! They have clearly succeed.
>>33284955
Lies they has no grammars
I'm about to start a Unown solo run in Crystal.
Which Unown form/letter should I pick?
>>33284867
ABCDFGHI
my personal favorite is ! but I'm using an A form on my storm silver shitmon run.
>>33284876
ABCDEFG
For 30 years I have served you and pokemon
Today, I am going to prat for all of you so that pokemon turn real
>>33284623
don't prat me bro
>>33284631
You deserve it man, tell me your name so I can write you
I remember rolling my magic dice set I got from the Scholastic Bookfair to turn Pokemon and Digimon real in 2nd grade. It didn't work.
I watch some poketubers and I don't dislike any of the pokemon games
You haven't played enough of them.
>>33284525I didn't really care for Absol until Zinfyu changed my mind
I have nothing to confess
>"Anon-kun,please play the doctor game with us"
wat do?
>>33284439
Tell them I have no time, I need to complete my Pokedex.
What the fuck is the doctor game??
>>33284444
Quads well spent, my man.