Holy shit, what do I name this god
MulchGulp
Vic Viper
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>tfw this perfect specimen of a mon has been soloing all the totem pokemon so far
>even salazzle
fuck the haters
>>30047123
Can't wait to hear you cry about Lurantis~~~
>>30047143
>flying
I had issues but only because Lurantis summoned a sunny day castform that fucked me over.
>>30047143
I don't have the game yet, but what's so bad about Lurantis?
I wanna evolve this bitch
>>30047118
>he wants to evolve magical schoolbus.
It's the place where you're about to fight your game's legendary.
>>30047184
So, late?
Necrozma's PokeDex entry in Sun says:
"Reminiscent of the Ultra Beasts, this life-form, apparently asleep underground, is thought to have come from another world in ancient times."
Ultra beasts come from a "different world". So does Necrozma. It's also right next to the Ultra Beasts in the PokeDex.
So...is it an Ultra Beast or not?
>>30047088
Part of the Alolan Legendary Trio
it's a shiny minior with cancer growths
>>30047120
But it has literally no relation to them and is more related to Ultra Beasts.
>Challenge the Kanto Pokemon league
>fight painful battles against elite 4
>Get to Lance
>He destroys you
>you move to Aloha disheartened that you could not achieve maximum status as a pokemon trainer
>Realise that Aloha has no Pokemon League
>decide to create one so you may become its first and only undisputed champion
>cousin decides to come to Aloha from Kanto
>help him out a little bit before getting back to building the league and becoming champion
>a while later, cousin becomes insanely amazing in a short amount of time beating all the trials
>Quickly open the pokemon league, carelessly just making the kahuna the elite 4 because you're in a rush to become champion before cousin ruins lifelong goal
>He breezes through the elite 4
>hes thinks he's the new champion
>tell him its not over and that he has to beat you to become the champion
>lose to him
What a sad life he's lived can we at least acknowledge that /vp/
What if he saw your potential and planned all along for you to be his "champion" to take over the rest of the world.
He is a scientist after all.
>Kukui finally becomes champion
>Guzma comes back form his training and kicks Kukui's ass
>>30047036
the player isn't literally Kukui's cousin
>Genesect used Flamethrower
>Celesteela used Fire Blast!
>Your Genesect fainted!
>Proceeds to sweep entire team
How the FUCK do I kill this FAT BITCH?
>>30047020
false swipe
>>30047020
Toxic
>>30047020
Salazzle bruh
http://pastebin.com/mYf2fUH8
>He says he didn't harass underage girls and as a proof of such posts a log of him molesting an underage girl
literally who
>>30046997
backstory op deliver you fag
D E L I V E R
How could someone who used to be so pale get this tanned??
Going to a tropical island in the middle of the pacific ocean for an extended period of time?
>>30046923
They fugged and she got his browness as a result
The Pokemon world is a strange place.
Always remember to never, and I fucking mean NEVER, assume that a character is "black" just because they have dark skin. It doesn't matter how dark it is, it can easily be a tan.
Just look at this guy.
It's Judgement Day and you are God. Before you now stands the man who once served as the executive behind the Pocket Monsters anime. Among the many blotches on his record, by far the worst is in 2016 when Ash was looking to win the Kalos League, until this man stepped in and mandated that Ash lose to Alan.
What is your judgement?
Well god isn't real, so...
>>30046830
72 pokegirl wives
>>30046830
congratulate him for redeeming that shitty season
is there ANY girl in the Alolan region with farts more powerful than Bianca's?
>>30046821
Mallow
>Belle farts
We need this to be a thing again
>>30047600when
Or is it:
May
Dawn
Yancy
N
Lyra
Shauna
Serena
Some may agree, some won't. But you know, Lillie certainly had the most screentime of all of them.
I feel like Brendan/May were the most prominent in the series. Especially after how their relationship turns out in the manga.
>>30046811
Nope but close
>May
Literally the biggest just due to how forced it is and her feelings for you,are vague but understandable
>Dawn
I don't see it. Its more blatant with Marley than her
>Yancy
I guess
>N
You fucking wish
>Lyra
She's more friend than anything else
>Shauna
>Serena
I think Serena more than Shauna but either can work
i think aside from may in oras, it is the only one.i also want her topeeon me
>stealth rock
>tailwind
>mirror coat
>z move
I know we asked for a harder game, but fuck me...
>>30046740
Is he, dare I say it, the second best """champ""" after Cynthia?
>>30046766
He's not because he's not a champ. There is no champ until YOU become it
>>30046766
>Sinnoh whore
>better than The Royal
Is there any reason that these are just reskinned team skull? Is there an actual reason or is Gamefreak just lazy?
>>30046735
Did you even pay attention to the game?
>>30046735
i want to inseminate the guy on the left
>>30046735
Maybe they are the Team Skull grunts on a day off. Do you expect them to wear their team uniform on a date?
Ive been stockpiling and using Repels my entire playthrough so far.
Im in Malie City on Ula'ula Island.
Am i missing out on any decent Pokemon?
Pic related, my lame-o team
>>30046603
>Not using a team comprised of new Pokemon for your first playthrough
Why. What's the fun in using the tried and true for your first run through a new generation.
Clean your fucking screen you NEET
>>30046662
I found most of those at random and since i use alot of Repels i never find anything new, hence the thread
>>30046664
Phone camera lense has dust in it
Toxapex is sad, how do you cheer her up?
>>30046599
Fake to be poisoned.
>>30046599
Raise Corsola's encounter rate to 50%
>>30046599
Is that fanart, or official art?