Wait, if Stars has completely new Pokemon and is Alola's third version, does that mean we're jumping straight into Gen 8 and a series first?
it means we have the 6.5 argument all over again
>>30341455
It will still have the same region so it will be called gen 7.5
>>30341538
Except this time it will be 7.5.
Is my team shit? How do I improve it?
>inb4 were not ur personal smogon
>>30341436
>Boxing your starter
You know you dont have to listen to what everyone says on this board right?
>>30341436
Its good anon-
>>30341510
>Not boxing your starter
You know you don't have to use pokemon with shit tier designs and stat distributions right?
>no superpower or close combat
Thanks Gamefreak
>>30341430
Hey buddy, Tsareena is 2 blocks over.
>>30341458
Fuck you
>>30342465
>found in the same area
>reaches its final stage earlier (29) than Lurantis (34)
>has strictly higher stats (510 compared to 480)
>better spread
>Trop Kick is a better unique move than a physical solarbeam
>Mangosteens are better than orchids
>spend ages getting a wild Pokemon down to 1 HP, putting it to sleep repeatedly while it irritatingly wakes up to call its friends and spew confusion/status at you
>get the wild Pokemon into the EXACTLY PERFECT catch situation and throw your optimal-odds ball
>it's a critical capture anyway and it doesn't matter
>>30341381
You know critical capture mons can break out too, right? It effectively just reduces the ball rolls to 1.
>>30341381
I got an escape from a critical capture when I attempted to catch Eelektross in a beast ball. (No I didn't cheated I just used the QR code scan)
>>30341381
>>spend ages
>Hypnosis + Wide Lense so it can't call for help
>False Swipe
>Catch
What took ages about that?
Which evil team would you join? You get to date a grunt from your team, no admins though.
Keep in mind that if Archie, Maxie, Cyrus, Lysandre,or Lusaminesucceed, you're probably not making it out alive.
>>30341374
>You get to date a grunt from your team
Magma
otherwise Skull
>>30341374
Aqua is the only real choice.
Team Skull would probably have the biggest asses on the female grunts, so that one. They also seem more chill then the others.
In this thread pokemon are real
BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SAID, REPOSTING.
Doctor here. Please stop doing stupid shit with anything relating to Poison-type Pokemon, Poison-type attacks, and -especially- Psychic and Ghost-type shit, period.
You come in burning up with a temp of 105F and so delirious you can't tell me what manner of poison you got fucked up on, chances are I'm not gonna be able to fucking save you. Pokemon Antidotes are NOT Human Antidotes - we need separate antidotes specifically made for specific Pokemon. On top of that, we can't administer every fucking antidote we've got in the Pharmacy on you either - a couple of them have seriously bad interactions with one another, like basically fucking over your platelets/white count or absolutely buttfucking your BP. Had to treat a guy who took a mouthful of Acid trying stupid shit, had to watch him choke to death on his own vomit and sloughed off lining of his trachea.
Psychic and Ghost shit can be even harder to treat because Psychic Therapy is of dubious use on Humans, illegal in some regions, and the effects could last anywhere from a few minutes to the rest of your fucking life as a subconscious trigger. My Xatu is not a fucking miracle worker and cannot just fix a recurring subconscious nightmare you got trying to get a friend's Hypno to plant some sexy dreams with a gym leader in your head.
Stop being fucking idiots, holy Arceus in heaven.
Sinnoh government bro here not really doing anything
ask me anything classified I probably wont get caught
>Let my banette hypnotize me
>Come out 5 hours later in the middle of the forest
fucking ghost types
How autistic do you have to be to like this thing and or call it a waifu?
>waifu?
stopped reading there
>>30341373
Weird, because thats the end of the fucking sentence
>>30341339
Liking it, not autistic at all. It seems okay competitively, holds a number of trivia points for being fuckhueg, and fits well into any robot aesthetic a team has going.
Waifu, okay. It is a giant, metal alien with no gender that we could even begin to comprehend. Just because you find a place your dick can go doesn't make it a waifu.
You know damn well that there is barely room enough for Dawn as a candidate for Best girl after S&M flooded the field. Dawn's old news, get with the program. It's all about Sightseer, Acerola, or Z-Powered Lillie now.
>>30341434
Wait for the remake.
>>30341292
Quit posting Cynthia.
Has anyone been breeding Sneasels and have extras they don't mind giving away? Im looking for a free one with the move Icicle Crash. I put a Diglett on the WTS, my character's name is Buttlet. Help a trainer out!
Sent
>>30341226
>icicle crash
not until january
>>30341287
What do you mean?
>>30341221
Sure. Put something up on the GTS?
>>30341718
Put in a level 40 wailmer.
IGN: Sun
tyvm!
>>30341896
I only had males left, sorry. They still pass down the ability if you wanna keep breeding, but I think this one had nearly ideal IVs.
Salazzle is perfect best pokemon out of this gen right next to alolan form marowak
spicy lizard
>one-hit or get one-hit, there is no inbetween: the pokemon
>>30341134
It's way too blatantly sexual.
>Hourglass figure
>squatting with its thighs spread as far apart as reasonably possible
>hand covering its crotch
>bedroom eyes
>it attracts males, specifically of any species, not just pokemon, with its "gas"
It just seems crude.
>IT'S NO GOOD! IT'S IMPOSS TO AIM UNLESS THERE'S ONLY ONE POKEMON!
Notice how they turned off 3D for these games?
MC canon has no depth perception.
>>30341120
>there was nothing stopping you from doing this in the Gamecube games
>in fact one guy has an entire team of capturable pokemon and you can capture every single one
>>30341208
Yeah, but they give you a special robot arm thing for that, don't they?
>he doesn't press and hold down and b as soon as the pokeball opens
>>30341103
>down and b
>not down a+b
Maybe the a isn't even necessary, but it doesn't hurt to cover your bases
>>30341103
My niggu!
>>30341103
>not L + A
If you could have changed the ride pokemon to whatever you like, what would they be?
Rocksmash: Bastiodon
Search: Arcanine
Gallop: Scoliopede
Strength: Ursaring
Surf: Wishiwashi
Jet: Walrein
Fly: Talonflame
I went with repping each of the seven gens.
Gardevoir, Braixen... Lopunny...
I don't know, I don't need to BE anywhere. But, give me a pair of reins...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MWgb94_ZCg
>>30341051
I'd change Machamp to anyone but Machamp, I hate how stupid it looks getting carried by the thing
Just deposit an Alolan Meowth in the GTS and ask for a level 100 Ditto. :^)
Done.
IGN: Tulip
It's in a Luxury Ball
Thank you!
>>30341047
Traded. Thanks for the Meowth. I love them. Kek
You attention seeking whore