Going to have a friendly Sun and Moon tournament with some people.
There is any cheap but effective tactic that I can use even with my shitty captured pokemons?
I don't expect to win since some of them are into the competitive thing and talk about perfect ivs and such, but some are clueless faggots like me, and I would like to win those at least.
I'm open to any formation (as long as doesn't include legendary mons) and tactic no matter how cheap is it as long as is effective and could take some people by surprise.
>>30378283
First
I need sauce nigga
Second
>any formation
I hear the 442 is very solid, some might say it's outdated or obsolete but it gets the job done
Third
>gibs me de tactics
Think of Pokemon you want to use and then I'll tell you how to fix it
I ain't doing all your work for you
Chicken-chan is cute! CUTE!
Would you?
Lusamine has decided to make you into her new daughter and is going to dress you up as your favourite ultra beast.
Which ultra beast do you want to look like?
What girly outfit are you going to wear?
Celesteela
>tfw Lusamine has Wicke fatten me up to a 30 foot tall, 2000+ lb pear shape with a beautiful slender face and neck
>>30378259
Xurkitree, so a clone of Our Boy I guess
>>30378259
>implying she gives you any choice
bahaha!
>main interest beyond pokemon is laying in other people's beds and sniffing them
Are these the most bizarre trainers yet?
They talk about beds like food experts talk about food.
i'd rather have the option to cum in lillie and ilima's shoes when they aren't around
Yeah, that was some weird shit.
But nothing will be weirder than the Mr. Bonding saga.
And no, this is not out of some psycho-sexual satisfaction crap, as i am a homosexual man. I do not find Lusamine's tight ass or supple breasts attractive in the slightest.
I am here to remind you that she DID NOTHING WRONG. She is a representation of Phaedra, you filthy uneducated proles.
Her story is a tragic one, that of a woman driven mad and to do unspeakable acts by the love she bears. A tragedy that belies the horror of human nature and a mother's love.
See, just like Phaedra, Lusamine is a shining example of both the brightness and depravity within all of us. Her love for her husband was scorned and so she lashed out at the world.
It only took a small spark to set off the flame. In the beginning, Lusamine turned to knowledge to ease her pain. She was curious and that curiosity punished her. Here we can draw parallels to the works of medea.
It only took a small taste of curiosity for Nihelego's neurotoxins to affect and amplify her existing emotions. She was already on her destructive path well before the sun/moon storyline even takes place.
Lusamine is a story DESIGNED to stir your heartstrings and to warn you...this tragedy could be any one of us.
She truly did nothing wrong, her crime was being human.
dude you're a literal faggot lmao
>>30378132
Reminder that the protag and every other random who knew that Poke Pelago existed never told Lusamine that her husband was alive and consequently nearly caused the genocide of the human race firstly by negligence (failing to mention it) and secondly because they attempted to rescue Lusamine who didn't even wish to be rescued.
Mentioning Mohn is an almost zero effort task as the opportunity to communicate with Lusamine occurs multiple times.
Of course, it goes deeper. I don't want to bore you with ramblings beyond your literary means, so i'll end it with this.
The tragedy will continue. The writers set Lusamine up SPECIFICALLY in this manner and her story will unfortunately only grow more tragic.
I think it's a superb addition to the story for what may be the darkest generation of pokemon yet.
See, on the surface they get to keep it a children's game, but for those that understand what's going on...it's quite horrifying.
Right down to the way sexual sadism she displays towards lillie...while it's horrible, you can't help but empathize with her.
And god knows what they have in store for her next. We can only draw parallels from ancient tragedies, as they were clear inspiration for the writers.
>>30378159
Dude you're a literal uneducated prole.
>>30378199
I agree, but also disagree.
Her insanity is too far gone at this point. Screencap my post. Bad things will continue to happen to her, for she is our tragedy.
And they never have happy endings.
I have 2 boxes filled with some mimikyu rejects. I dont want to release them so,who wants some?
Have a 3/4 IV one and a relevant nature(what is popular for mimikyu)?
IGN: Nuke
Deposited a lvl 1 abra
Me I have some Mareanie
>>30378400
Looks like were already registered. One sec and I'll be online.
>still no sinnoh remake
>>30378009
>remaking a game that's still playable on the main handheld console
haha still no xy remake
>Half a month after a mainline game release
>Wheres my remake
Dumb Frogposter
>>30378009
>gen 4 babs are frogposters
it's like they're getting younger by the minute
>UB's come from our earth which is shit now
>We made them because tfw no pokemon irl
>>30377968
It was worth it
>>30377968
So what you're saying is we created genetic monstrosities that can decimate a large number of Pokemon species. Interesting.
we should actually do it
Everyone on battlespot use him please stop ffs
>>30377894
What is ninetales
>>30377894
but he's fucking awesome
>dragon
>ground
>fast as shit
>hits like a truck
literally the perfect mon
>2016
>still doesn't know how to deal with garchomp
There's probably much better options, but c'mon man. Even my buddy can deal with him
>*levitates behind u*
>"praise it,,, kid,,,"
>*will o wisp*
>Generic blondie with generic personality gets hundreds of pics in a few weeks
>Best girl this series has ever seen gets like 5 in total
Being Olivia is suffering. No wonder JRPGs are degrading at this fast of a pace. They have awful awful taste. They probably actually like the gay boyband.
>>30377725
Too old. Probably something wrong with her if she isn't married already
>>30377725
>Blondie isn't even a trainer, you never fight her
>She fucks off to Kanto forever
>Get to fight Olivia multiple time and rematch her as much as you want post-game
>Can go on a date with Olivia post-game
Not seeing an issue
>>30377725
She's cursed I tell you! Cursed.
Any kind soul could trade me a vulpix with HA, freeze dry and moonblast?
>>30377663
Want some fries, perfect IV's and shiny with that, too?
>>30377963
I'll take the fries, thanks
>>30377663
I could if you got a slush rush Sandshrew
Why did they spell Sun/Moon as Sunne/Moone in the names of the Altar/Lake?
Were the translators trying to sound sophisticated or something? Because it just sounds retarded.
>>30377649
Come up with something better or shut the fuck up. No one even cares about your opinion.
Pew have a problem with that, pew pew?
Deepest lore.
In Japanese they used archaic terms for the words "Sun" and "Moon."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30377629
How do you even get there in the first place? There's a locked fence that's keeping me away.
>>30377687
Through Diglett's Tunnel
>>30377687
Diglette tunnel. You need machoke.
There's this consistent background noise in Sun/Moon that really bothers me. About every twenty seconds or so, I hear a pokemon noise. Is it the grooming thing? I don't want to have to deal with that shit constantly to shut it up.
>>30377518
No, it's wild pokemon in the area. It happened in RSE too.
>>30377534
It has happened consistently since RSE, even.
>>30377534
Oh, so every fuckin' area sounds like this?
>Water Starter
>Mid stage is great
>Final stage sucks
Why does it keep happening? (Though let's be honest no one likes Marshtomp or Prinplup)
>>30377506
those are all shit except for frogadier
>>30377546
>hating on wartortle
you have some shit taste, anon
>>30377506
Primarina saved its line from being complete garbage, though.
I want to goo in her
Why doesn't she have the bodytype of an actual chef? Fucking gamefreak.
>>30377423
I remember seeing an edit of the original pic of this, with the pink undershirt edited out, essentially making it look like naked apron. Anyone save it?