>tfw the Slowpoke, Pikachu, Pyukukumu and starmie are still frozen postgame
We never did resolve that did we?
Good, they'll come out when they learn not to pee on the carpet
>>30508483
Whoops.
Oh well.
Hey friends,
Looking for a freeze dry/moonblast a-vulpix. Anyone have a spare?
>>30508481
I do. put up a mon on WT post your ign
>>30508511
Chris
Yungoose
Please trade with me thanks in advance
>>30508511
Thanks so much, Anon! Care to walk me through putting it up? New to the game -_-
Who thought it'd be a good idea to make this mentally unstable child president of Aether?
>>30508410
Gladion is cute! CUTE!
>>30508410
It's pretty clear that he's mostly a figurehead while Wicke does all the important stuff, like supplying Interpol with super expensive company resources.
>>30508410
He's still nowhere near fucked in the head as his mom, so...
rate my fake mon
10/10
46/46
>>30508395
Has Science Gone Too Far?
>5% chance Lapras has Perish Song
>5% chance Riolu has Final Gambit
>It's true
Glad I caught them both in my first try, jesus.
>Catching a Lapras after it uses Perish Song
Feels good man
Death before servitude
Talk about guzma
talk about plums
talk about grunts
Talk about Gladion if we remember
previous >>30493534
>>30508186
Anon who drew these, are you still around?
This is how Team Skull secretly used Lusamine's funding.
> damn it feels good to be a gangster
> professionally styled hair
> growlithe fur trim
> evolutionary stone earrings
> everything studded and gold plated
> diamond knuckles instead of brass
>Guzma visits his parents' home post-game
>His mom's curious about what he's been up to after he left
>Guzma thinks back to all the crimes he and his grunts committed
>Also thinks back to all the wild sex sessions he's had, sometimes involving fetishes most people haven't heard of
>"Oh, you know, just travelling around from one island to another"
Let's play a game, /vp/.
>You wake up one day to find that you are Ash Ketchum on the day that he becomes a trainer
>You cannot wake up early because you've woken up at roughly the same time he did
>You stay 10 for however long you deem necessary, you can age if you choose but everyone ages the same.
>You stop being Ash when/if you win the League
>You will most likely catch the same Pokemon due to the circumstances roughly being the same, but catching them and evolving them is up to you.
>Most events will play out the same for you (i.e. Catching certain Pokemon like starters and movie shit) but how you do things in there is entirely up to you.
>If you do win the League, you have to face off against other anons who beat it to see who gets to stay in the Pokemon World
What do you do to win? Have fun.
So do I need to have Pikachu, pigeotto, the three starters, Muk, kingler and some tauros by the time I get to the indigo league?
He walks around aimlessly and befriends one of every pokemon that exists, but doesn't like to catch anything.
>>30508606
Don't need them, but it's just likely that you'll see them. That's all.
Also you can catch whatever the hell you want, it's just that you'll tend to find yourself in similar scenarios that he was in.
>>30508171
I kill myself and sell my body to science to see if they can discover the secret of eternal youth from it.
What do you think of based Spartanmon?
It ok if lack subtlety or nuance
Remember when everyone thought Marshadow was the third legendary just because they copyrighted it early, even though the credible leaks said it was a mythical?
>>30508097
Currently not in the game, so might as well not exist. I don't care about it.
Quite honestly this malfeasance was grounds for rioting.
>>30508022
Did your team get sweeped by an Azumarill on Showdown?
because it's the only pokemon where its gender can change upon evolving. i.e. it's a massive faggot
>>30508084
>Azurill has a gender ratio of 75% female 25% male
>Marill has a gender ratio of 50/50
>1/4 female Azurill become male upon evolving
>this is the only Pokemon to EVER do this
>mfw
ITT: Little things that a different than the previous games and what we think of them
>ability to walk in 360 directions inside and outside, instead of just outside and being locked to 8 inside
>having to open doors with A, instead of automatically enter a building when you walk up the door
>poke ride instead of hms
I think these are nice QoL changes. Free movement, no chibi-models and no more needing to have HM slaves everywhere you go.
What more is new?
>>30507849
The ability to check on a newly captured pokemon before sending to a PC, especially useful for legendaries
>>30507849
>trainers use different kinds of PokéBalls
>title defence instead of beating the champ over and over
Bonus
>spin the circle pad fast enough and your character start spinning
>rapid tap B and your character will stumble
>>30507849
>L=A also turning off the R button
Fucking retarded.
>be 9 years old
>every single time after school finished, imagine myself walking like the sprite from gold/silver whilst listening to the music from the game in my head
>every single day i imagined that my in-game level 100 Pidgeot would pick me up and fly me to my home
>instead i come home to an abusive mother that hit me and vented all her frustration on me every day
>my pokemon weren't there to help me or save me
>be 23, pokemon are still not real
>>30507733
>Pokemon will never be real
>the near-utopian world of Pokemon will never be real
it hurts
>>30507733
;-;
>>30507733
You should have hit her with the gameboy, then they'd've protected you.
did I fix her?
>>30507683
Add weird kid mustache
>>30507683
No, stop posting this pic everywhere, Jesus.
Don't fix what isn't broken
What nature?
Erratic +Hp -Speed
>>30507662
I wish
>>30507662
>neutral natures are now +HP
What changes?
Timid Cyndaquil giveaway
3-5 perfect IVs on each one.
Each one is hatched in a Friend Ball.
Perfect for breeding or training right off the bat. If anyone's interested:
IGN:
Pokémon:
Level and Gender:
Lock the level between 1 and 10. Don't choose a gender.
IGN:Boogz
Pokémon:Sableye
Level and Gender:Lvl 1/ Male
Thanks man
>>30507458
IGN: Aaron
Pokémon: Staryu
Level and Gender: 21
IGN: Zebb
Pokemon: Mudray
Level 14, Female
Cynda's always been a favorite of mine.
Post TCD related content/stories.
>recently opened:
>2 generations
>7 roaring skies
>5 primal clash
>6 furious fists
>only got a jolten EX and a Slyveon EX, back to back in the exact same pack of generations
Has anyone ever had luck this terrible? Are the mini-blisters at stores weighted/rigged? How the fuck did I only get two EXs?
>>30507412
Happening to me too..
That is why I prefer treading.
>>30507572
Where do you trade?
I think buying singles from amazon/t&t are good too.
>Elementary school teacher
>Made a pokemon TCG club
>get to trade with my kids all the time
>they mostly care about HP/printed dmg # on the card rather than rarity
It's fun as fuck, and I generally make awesome trades that both parties are happy with.