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>>30609045
She got Leaf Storm
But Servine is better (yeah, Servine)

trolled again! ;)

>>30609072

Lol, she/he cant learn Leaf Storm

no but it made my masturbation habit worse

I did that too OP

Wanking to Flannery has always been a great way to relieve stress.

>>30608847
People play games for different reasons. Some play Pokemon for the breeding, online competitive, franchise loyalty, shiny hunts, or just for casual purposes. There's literally no moral obligation to prevent cheating because there's nothing wrong with it in the first place. It's a casual game, that is, it's meant to be played casually. Keyword: casual. Casual.

>>30608847
>He uses his time spent on Bike Simulator 2016: Special Tauros Edition to validate himself as a Pokemon Master.

What if I just wanted to go hatless in X and Y?

>>30608716
>male

>>30608716
no, why would you?

>>30608716
Catch it, name it NiqqerSlayer, then wonder trade it.

>>30608606
because you're a soft cunt

Before the whole Kanto thing, I really thought they were going to build her up as a trainer and have her come back to face you postgame.

Could sure as shit use a few more high level trainers around.

You never know they could do something with her in generations.

Winpod.rar

Had that happen to me but with a Mimikyu

then the nigger called for help AGAIN

>>30608435
>>critical throw
>>breaks free
Is this possible?

Posting male Jangamo-o
Ign Kody
I want Sandygast and male too Bold nature if possible

Pokemon I want: Mimikyu
Pokemon Offering for trade: Level 1 male Archen
IGN:Eric
Specifics: Adamant nature. Jolly is fine too. If you don't have either I'll take anything.

IGN: Minh
Pkm: lvl 26 poliwag

Sandygast pls any is fine

>you will never fuck a Pokemon

This confuse me. Some people on /vp/ can't even walk a block during a comfortable day without being out of air. What make you think that a NEET would be willing to risk his life in harsh environments to catch outright dangerous Pokemon that they would be expected to train. Assuming you aren't the magical protag from the games/manga/show you can also assume you will be shit at it if not mediocre at best as the protag can beat all such people extremely easily and those people often choose to stick with a given choice.

Like assuming you don't have the speed of being a video game as an advantage do you honestly think you would be willing to train a team that can defeat all of the gym leaders, the elite four and whatever random champion with his extremely good Pokemon within your life time?

If you a loser in this world then you will most likely be a bigger loser in the Pokemon world. The best you could hope for is being the guy at the Pokemart selling stuff you don't have to make or use to people that are naturally better than you.

Like think of it this way, how hard and far must you be able to throw a Pokeball to have good odds of catching a dangerous Pokemon while being safe yourself? Like I assume Most Poketrainers would make extremely good Baseball pitchers at this point. Can you even throw a ball correctly?

>you will never be a pokemon

>>30608210
MIN MAXING MOTHERFUCKER LOOK IT UP

>Hit it 3 times
>Glass cannon

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>>30608210
>Are all the Ultra Beasts glass cannons?

>>30608197
NEVER EVER COMING BACK

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXQGXCIZC4

As soon as her hairstyle changed I found her unattractive. I don't know what it is. Something about the way her face looks when she does the open mouth smile looked like shit. Probably her angry eyebrows or something.

No him and Hau got together

No him and Silvally got together

>>30608150
faggots don't like women

please..

>>30608123
Looks like a cool team.

You have a triple weakness to Electric. Best carry Earthquake on Eggy and Gigalith. If you get Sand Stream on Gigalith it would help it tank Thunderbolts, but the sand doesn't help anyone else on your team... so maybe Sturdy would be better.

Everything on your team is "slow." This isn't the end of the world, but if you end up switching out one member (you can't get Type: Null until after you beat the game, for instance), I would suggest you find a cool-looking fast mon to help your team out.

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Hello anon,
I am no expert myself, but teams are usually composed of:
1 or 2 wall Pokemon ('mons with either high defense/special defense, or both if you're lucky)

1 setter (Pokemon that sets stealth rocks, sticky webs, trick room, other shenanigans).

2 sweepers ('mons with super high speed to hit first and really high attack/ special attack).

switchero 'mon (Pokemon with baton pass to transfer swords dance or some other status increasing move).

Type coverage 'mon (a Pokemon whose main role in your team is to cover for a type weakness your team might have). (For example, your team might have some trouble with electric Pokemon).

There are many different ways to build your team, but this one usually works. If you want to be a lazy bastard just copy one of the top teams in the meta game, but that is no fun.

Hope this helps.

>>30607982

I was glad Megas were gone and now that they're still coming back I'm pissed.

>>30607982
I agree.

>>30608009
Mind if I ask what exactly your problem is with Megas? Genuinely curious.

>my bf's kids
What a cuck

they make a toy z-ring that i bet kids would like. it's a key item in the current anime.

Try to figure out what their favorite pokemon are. get them some figurines of them.

>>30607833
Fedora autists are always using running Samurai
>muh 1000 Fold Steel

When Black Ship Sailor completly shats upon it. Full Counter.

>>30607833
chinese food would be a glass canon

>American has crazy bulk but shit offensive presence
What were they thinking