Wait a minute...
>>30732417
>GO update announced
>GOphers come back to /vp/ to post eon old memes
>>30732448
Will you deny your boy?
>>30732417
I can't stand the art for the Pokemon GO """"characters""", might just be because i'm a crypto-weeb.
Feels like i'm playing a cheap mobile game produced by a third rate company.
How come people say GF is unaware of competitive stuff when they damn near nerfed everything this generation?
>>30732325
They're only aware of their own competitive 4 v 4 doubles to the ignorance of all others
>>30732325
As of this generation they are aware of competitive. They still do not understand it.
>>30732325
>Nerfed everything
They certainly nerfed some problems (RIP best suicide bird) but they constantly add bullshit that ups the power creep even more each Gen like Megas last gen, now Tapus and UBs. They also managed to make nearly an entire new batch of Pokemon utterly shit for any meta usage
Why is Grimsley in Alola? Will he stay in Alola from now on or move on to Kanto like the weeb he is?
>>30732256
>Grimsley. A weeb
what
>>30732547
>32
He wears a Kimono despite being American.
>>30732256
Grimsley left Unova because Shauntal and Caitlin are addicted to Marshall's glorious BBC. His tiny white cock cannot compare.
What's her problem? I knew she was nuts but not that nuts.
>>30732243
Literal semen demon.
>>30732243
Glad she is forever lost in the chibi post-game-material universe.
>>30732243
>>30732288
>>30732302
dont you shit talk my waifu
Will we make it?
>>30731885
Literally no.
>not even a fifth of the way there
Good job Game Freak, if you didn't make registering for this shit a pain, it won't have been as bad. Most of the casuals probably didn't even know this was going on.
>>30731913
but anon we are almost there!
6 IV, destiny knot, lv 100, etc etc
I only made 30 so first come first served. Put up a yungoos or something and get them while they're hot.
>>30731744
>"legal"
>made
Go fuck yourself.
>>30731772
why anon i spent hours on mt hokulani catching these lovely ditto just for you dont be so salty
I put up my cock for you, OP.
So why did they not bother to give the player character different expressions? I swear he looks like a freaking psycho most of the time.
>>30731717
Give him sunglasses.
>>30731717
It's even weirder at the end where Lillie leaves. You even run after her with Kukui to the end of the dock and you still have that psycho slasher smile.
At least if you put on aviator shades it looks like you just don't give a fuck.
They want the main character to be a blank slate that you can impart your own identity onto.
If they reacted different from how you would, that wouldn't be right.
They haven't gotten jrpg enough to prompt you to express an emotion just yet, give it another generation.
when is this shit getting banned to ubers?
>>30731693
>Magcargo used Flamethrower!
Nice uber you got there.
When you uninstall the game.
>>30731693
fuck off tierbabby
What's her team /vp/?
>>30731610
Marowak
Muk
>>30731638
Where's the logic in that?
Also I had a female shiny Hydreigon I named Gruntilda. Good stuff.
>He prefers lycanroc day
>he prefers Lycanroc night
>thinking edge dog is better then sun dog
>>30731497
but anon sun dog is edge dog
Rate my team.
>>30731454
At least make them evolve
Also, Deltamon is crap
>>30731454
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something looks weird about that Scyther.
>>30731454
i find it odd that the only appealing one to me is the one that's just a bunch of gears
Big Dick Nick edition
>Latest Update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-49-1-release/pokemon-go-0-49-1-android-apk-download/
>Database:
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
>Server down?
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered:
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
>Pokemon strengths and earning XP:
https://thesilphroad.com/research
>Pokemon moves DPS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12Ehw3J3-Dkc2yc2zeBE5XQRO_dCBYzpFyTvsvOye2Yg/
>Website scanner maps (no login required just don't use your exact address)
http://pokesear.ch (anon made and maintained - currently up)
http://pokehuntr.com - PokeHuntr (currently down)
>App scanners
https://www.pokemesh.com/ - Pokemesh
https://github.com/PokeAlert/PokeAlert/releases/ - Poke Alert
http://pokemapgo.xyz - PokeMapGo
>IV checker:
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator (easy and more accurate)
>best mon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>best attackers for specific mon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
>Stat/CP changes spreedsheet
http://pokemongohub.net/pokemon-go-new-max-cp-chart/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_WS9FIGSlKVk6XAJTE3TxXIqlBPIQ5Lsx5qifE72vXY/htmlview?sle=true
Old thread: >>30726633
>gook
>big dick
keep dreaming
What an ungrateful bag of shits some of you are. Just a couple of hours ago there were no Pikachu with Santa hats, Togepi, Pichu or additional pokemon to be hatched. You jacked yourself up on the false presumptions of a full blown Gen 2 release and let yourselves down when the announcement was not so! Yet, it was just what it said it would be.. MORE POKÉMON!! It did say several others as well can be hatched, did it not?
I never thought I would be the one saying this, but some of you are extremely entitled for absolutely no reason. They're slowly rolling out Gen 2 and correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Togepi one of the first introduced? I swear, it's like unless they make the game insanely easy or overwhelmingly lucrative, nothing seems to be good enough. They came through with their promise and let's thank Prof Willow that it wasn't just an "announcement" like it could have been.
TL;DR: Stop complaining about something that YOU and you alone made presumptions about. They made good on their promise.
First for fuck holiday pikachu
This has probably been asked a lot.
But if I'm interested in Gen 5, should I play BW or simply just start at BW2?
>>30731400
BW: best story game
BW2: Inferior story-wise but everything else is better (no need to play BW1 to catch up with BW2)
So I'd say that if you can play both do it. If not, perhaps BW2.
>>30731400
B2W2 is part of the holy trinity, but BW are the lowest point of the series. You can skip the latter easily.
>>30732869
>B2W2 is part of the holy trinity, but BW are the lowest point of the series.
how do you manage to have this opinion
legit question
>>30731400
you'll miss out here and there if you didnt play white, so start with white
What makes her so good?
multiple viable sets with different checks for each one
>>30731149
And her farts are flammable
>>30731133
she's cute
All are Shiny, JAP, Destiny Knot, Level 95, Beast Ball, Limber.
Adamant - 0 SPATK - Put up a Paras.
Modest - 0 ATK - Put up a Morelull.
Relaxed - 0 Speed - Put up a Goldeen.
>I don't have that Pokemon!
Put up something decent into the GTS and ask for a Goldeen/Paras/Morelull.
>I have a Paras but can I post asking for the 0 Speed one inst-
No, I'm separating by Pokes so I don't fuck up who gets what. Just go get the right Pokemon, I'll be here a while.
>What about your other Pokes?
Later. Please don't flood the GTS asking for them right now either. Just a Ditto thread.
>>30731108
IGN Tony
Deposited a female level 18 Morelull
Thanks again for the GA OP
>>30731108
IGN Malcolm
Lv 15 male Paras
Thanks a bunch man
>>30731108
IGN Amiro
Paras LV 1
Always waiting for you thanks