How do you think she sleeps?
On top of me.
>>30765314
on my pee pee
>>30765314
in her bedwith gladion because he can't sleep alone with all the nightmares he has about his past with his abusive mother
should I just evolve my slowpoke into a slowbro or wait out the entire game with an everstone to get a king's rock? I'm on ula'ula island
>>30765265
Go Slowbro, he has a mega.
>>30765312
does mega evolution even exist in sun and moon or is it just rare? I don't think I got a mega stone the whole game and I'm on the third island
>>30765265
slowbro
slowbro is objectively better than slowking
Anyone baffled Oricorio isn't a mixed attacker? Why copy Swords and Dragon Dance when it's built to be specially offensive?
I'm surprised it doesn't have the stats for it, since almost everything has at least kinda mixed stats, and it needs to be able to copy any sort of dance.
>>30765253
I'm disappointed it doesn't get any stab to abuse it's secondary typings.
Specially because I wanted to use the notZapdos in my ingame team
>>30765344
It gets Revelation Dance at Level 40.
Hey everyone, I hope you're having a good day.
How has your pokemon day gone today?
Caught anything good?
>>30765244
I got a shiny gigalith holding a master ball from wondertrade
Fuck off pokefags digimon is so much better
Caught a green Minior and finally evolved my Torracat to round out my teamfor some reason I want to restart though. I'll never beat this game
>t-these new 3d models s-suck! they were so much better in Coliseum!
and also, friendly reminder that the majority of gen 6/7 models are great. just because Salamence doesn't look good, it doesn't mean the other 800 models don't look great.
>inb4 more single examples like skarmory
>>30765212
The complaint isn't usually actually the models, but the animations.
>>30765268
What's wrong with the animations? (Well, besides the fact that the Pokémon don't actually move around, but that's a game design choice)
>>30765505
>flying types
There are a number of Pokemon who have absolute garbage models, though. Hippowdon, Excadrill, Haxorus, and Typhlosion come to mind.
>HA Dratini in luxury ball
>Moon Ball Dratini
>The only ball that is getting passed down is the luxury ball
I thought it was supposed to be a 50/50 chance?
Why the fuck do I have 3 boxes of Luxury ball dratini.
Perhaps the HA dratini doesn't count as the 'same' mon to pass down the ball (assuming you have that as the female) and is only passing down luxury?
This game is full of fucking horseshit oversights like that-- honestly wouldn't be a surprise.
Female passes down the ball
>>30765485
Nope, if they're the same species, it's a 50/50 chance.
Different species, it's determined by the mother, unless one parent is a Ditto, in which case the non-Ditto parent determines the ball, regardless of gender.
Would you let Ash grab your ass?
no because hes a faggot
>>30765026
Of course
>>30765026
Once his Pokemon don't get their asses kicked by a bullshit charizard.
>cums inside Professor Juniper
>cums inside Cheren
>cums inside Bianca
>cums inside Nate
>cums inside Rosa
>cums inside Hilda
>cums inside N
is he /ourguy/?
>>30764924
OP is a fag
>>30764969
OP here, can confirm
>4 dudes
nigga he GAY
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second for poopies
last for battle where
Why is money suddenly a bigger issue lore wise in SM?
>>30764846
Kiawe wants to study dance
he needs the money to do sojust like real life
>>30764846
Kiawe doesn't have a Magmortar
Alola economy is shite
Post Pyukumuku
>>30764818
>>30764859
shit I'd hit it
These fuckers right here. This is by far the most useless evolution line I've ever seen. They're just fucking fish. There's nothing special about them, they don't do anything cool, they don't even have an extra fucking type. When I googled them I actually found out they're 4th gen. I assumed they came out in the 5th gen at first. That's how fucking stupid and useless these fucks are. They do not need to exist.
>>30764728
Voltorb, Exeggecute, Grimer, Rattata...
Fuck off, OP, you dumb fag
>>30764728
Just cause you forgot them doesn't mean they shouldn't exist.
Like, what if someone forgot YOU? Does that mean you shouldn't exist?
>>30764761
Everyone has forgotten me. Hence why I'm getting angry on the internet about Pokemon. I'm just not ready to kill myself yet because I wanna wait til I'm 25. I told myself that I'd wait at least til then, just in case something happens that makes me worthwhile.
http://pastebin.com/raw/3J25bGan < Available Pokemon
PUT PARAS ON GTS ONLY. NOTHING ELSE.
LIMIT YOUR 'ASKING FOR' FOR 91+ AND BY GENDER OR GET SNIPED.
>I don't have a Paras!
Put something decent into the GTS and ask for a Paras.
Thread will last for 45 minutes, then a hard stop. Sorry. This is just on my break time today.
Recommend other Pokemon in this format:
Pokemon:
Sex:
Nature:
Item:
Ability:
Ball:
IV's:
EV's:
Moves:
Please don't ask for special Pokemon just for you, that's what injector friend threads are for, this is for mass giveaways. Non-shinies/legends are also not usually accepted.
>This Pokemon is different than the Pastebin!
Call me the fuck out, I make errors and I want to know so I can fix them.
Dropped this guy off the list:
>Pokemon: Pyukumuku
>Sex: Male
>Item: Rocky Helmet
>Nature: Calm
>Ability: Unaware
>EVs: 252 Hp / Def 4 / SpD 252
>IVs: 0 SpA
>Ball: Dive ball
>Moves: Toxi, Recover, Pain Split, Hail
>>30764690
IGN:Angel.N
Paras lv21 male,in a quick ball
pls trade pokemon with me
LF:tsareena
>>30764690
Sweet, I was waiting all day for this Sneaky!
IGN: Luna
Requesting: Lucario
Depositing: Lv. 17 Paras (Male) in Quick Ball
Message: Please trade Pokemon with me. Thanks in advance.
Thanks!
If I was going to buy only a handful of Pokemon games for the GBA and 2DS let's say 3, what should they be? What in your opinion are the most polished gems in the series that are just a joy to play?
This order:
b2w2
platinum
heartgold soulsilver
emerald
>>30764484
In descending order
SM
HGSS
BW2
Platinum
Emerald
I definitely encourage you to play SM, they're amazing and easily the best games in the series.
Sun or moon, X or Y, Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire. Anyone saying anything else is just a fanboi for a particular gen. The newest games feel the most polished, simply because they are new.
But Cianwood City has a Safari Zone west of them too.
>>30764482
You mean east loser
>>30764518
>>30764518
Pretty sure its weast.