Reminder that out of all the starters in the series, Unova's were the most delicious.
>>31051149
Serperior is a banana, but you're absolutely right.
>>31051161
The cutest banana
>>31051149
Samurott is a clam bake, but you're right on.
>Favorite pokemon
>Age
>Darkest secret
>>31051136
>Favorite Pokemon
Empoleon
>Age
23
>Darkest secret
I'm fucking terrified and unsure if I'll find a full-time job in the next few months and despite having a well paying part-time gig isn't enough to convince me otherwise.
Eevee
27
I once masturbated to a YouTube video of a giraffe giving birth.
>>31051189
That's not really a dark secret, it's more like a common fear.
how do you effectively use this little guy?
Shell Smash + White Herb
Acrobatics
EdgequakeShiny in a dusk ball
>>31051139
>stone edge
>not rock slide
Enjoy your non flinching stone miss
>>31051157
They didn't say stone edge
>>31051120
Shell smash n' focus sash I like to run, but white herb sounds good too
Whats the shittiest stat distribution you can think of?
Here i'll start;
Hp-10
def-250
att-50
spdef-35
spatt-30
speed-116
>>31051101
you can do better.
HP: 1 (this is hardcoded to give exactly 1 hp thanks to shedinja)
Atk: 1
Def: 255
SpA: 1
SpD: 255
Spe: 70
>>31051143
Swap speed and SP.Atk and you will have the perfect waste of BST.
>>31051333
70 speed is there so its not even trick room worthy
Not sure but every pokemon is genderless
>>31051021
It's a mono-type fairy team.
Maybe an ice type so there can be a special snowflake.
>>31051119
Nah, not even that; being "neither" is different than being "genderless", apparently.
I just got a 3DS and Moon for Christmas, and I've never used the GTS in a Pokémon game before. Can I trust someone in the GTS to trade my Alakazam back to me?
lol no
wi-fi gen might be up your alley
>>31050986
Okay, thank you. I have to update my DS first apparently lol
>>31050980
Definitely not. There isn't even a reasonable way to contact them to trade back. Just find someone here on /vp/ willing to help. Your odds of getting your Pokémon back will be a lot higher than on GTS.
Post times you ultimately failed as both a Pokemon trainer and human being, I'll start...
>be me
>Ev training Pokemon while watching Yugioh like the rebel I am
> a shiny yungoos appeared
>not paying attention, clicks brick break
>look down and see its shiny
>ohshit.jpg
>Watch as based trump mon is slowly BTFO'd out of existence
>never watching Yugioh while EV training again
>>31050900
>be me
>playing pokemon black
>soft resetting for a shiny terrakion
>after 10 - 20 SR's it appears
>try to lower it's HP with sacred sword because i was that fucking retarded
>accidental crit
>fuckmylife.jpg
>>31050900
>be me
>live
Losing 6 hours if progress because I didn't save and dropped my ds.
Losses: had done 3 trials
30~ caught and nicknamed mons
Like 5 evolutions
Lots of time spent petting and feeding
Modest Sylveon
Had spent all my money on clothes and was really happy with my outfit
Gotten a leftovers from meowth@pickup
Idk what else but I want to die
Yo post any image you want and if I like it I'll try to make a fakemon based on it. Don't ask just post.
What went wrong
>>31050777
Not much, actually. Solid new Pokémon overall. A few of the cross-gen evos are pretty terrible, but most of them are great.
Genwars
>>31050777(checked)
this thread is gonna get 100+ replies
ITT: we give pokemon 3rd typings
Bisharp is now steel/dark/bug
>bug
Fucking why?
>bug
Where's that reaction image of Dawn? We need 20.
OU meta meme thread cause I'm just a sucker forThose memes. They're the fucking best
I'll dump some
I played, and loved, BW, and I loved it specifically because there were little to NO old mons in it. Why is that so bad? Why can't people just use new mons? Are people really that stupid?
>>31050397
But OP, I see way more "why do people hate B/W so much" posts than I see "I hate B/W" posts
>>31050422
Are you dyslexic? Because every other thread, for months now, has been a gen 5 hate thread.
>>31050397
More people liked Gen V than disliked it. But the people who did dislike it just tend to be pretty loud about that dislike. Maybe because overall it's one of the more well-liked generations, they feel the need to be more vocal about their contrary opinion.
Absolute coziest music in any pokemon game. Is there even any contest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0aG7kBJS18
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mSuNw_bV2s&feature=youtu.be
The comfiest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWstn_FscaY
I like the two hometown themes, Nuvema and Aspertia, from Gen V. They're both pretty comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-edwvkVsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tggRh__SE
Interview Time!
1. How did you get into Pokemon? (Cards, Anime, Games...) Also, what was your first game/anime episode/card you can recall?
2. How old where you when you got into Pokemon? How old are you now?
3. Now that you are an adult, what element of Pokemon is your favorite? (Cards, Anime, Games, etc.)
4. Favorite type? and Favorite Pokemon?
5. If I told you that you could choose any starter from any region and have it at your house by next week, which starter would you choose?
6. What is the best element of Pokemon? What is the worst element?
7. What do you think Pokemon will be like twenty years from now?
Thank you for your time!
>1. How did you get into Pokemon? (Cards, Anime, Games...) Also, what was your first game/anime episode/card you can recall?
Sister (age 10) told me about a show. I watched YTV every day until it came on. Got hooked at age 5. We were hit with Pokemania and we each got our own game shared on (my) turqoise GBC. I got Blue, she got red. We shared Yellow. Was into the cards. First pack was a holofoil KAngaskhan.
>2. How old where you when you got into Pokemon? How old are you now?
5 or so. I'm 23 in a week.
>3. Now that you are an adult, what element of Pokemon is your favorite? (Cards, Anime, Games, etc.)
Game.
>4. Favorite type? and Favorite Pokemon?
Bug. Dunsparce.
>5. If I told you that you could choose any starter from any region and have it at your house by next week, which starter would you choose?
Rowlet, probably. I like birds.
>6. What is the best element of Pokemon? What is the worst element?
The monster capturing is the best part. Really fun to go around hunting for Pokemon. Competitive aspect is really dull as it stands. I'd rather if we had a Pokemon game like Monster Rancher though.
>7. What do you think Pokemon will be like twenty years from now?
If it isn't dead, we still won't have visited Canada.
>>31050348
I miss these guys
>1. How did you get into Pokemon? (Cards, Anime, Games...) Also, what was your first game/anime episode/card you can recall?
Anime aired just when I went back home from school. I think the first episode I've watched was the one where caterpie evolves to metapod
>2. How old where you when you got into Pokemon? How old are you now?
11 and 28
>3. Now that you are an adult, what element of Pokemon is your favorite? (Cards, Anime, Games, etc.)
Fan games, to be more precise. Modern official games don't have that sensation of exploring a huge world any more.
>4. Favorite type? and Favorite Pokemon?
Bug type, and Crobat (been since the first time I've played Gold)
>5. If I told you that you could choose any starter from any region and have it at your house by next week, which starter would you choose?
Chikorita, the cutest fucker around.
>6. What is the best element of Pokemon? What is the worst element?
as I've said before, the amazement of exploring and discovering new areas, new pokes, new moves and items.
The worst is the grinding. I can't be arsed to train everything to lv100
>7. What do you think Pokemon will be like twenty years from now?
hopefully dead, or else we'll have 1200 shitty clonemons with 500 variants, and most of them butchered or exclusive to one game.
We have like 800 different pokemon, but the caves are always filled with Geodudes and Zubats? the seas with Wingull and Tentacool? fuck that shit.
Just port everything to casualmon Go and call it a day, let the fans do the rest.
Love the missingno exploit.
>>31050291
>spoonerism
What are you, fucking underage?
>>31050322
How many children know that word?
Would it get transferred as a level 100 or level 1 to SM?