Would you help Lillie take care of a vegatable Lusamine, /vp/?
>help Lillie
Fuck Lillie, I can help her myself.
>>31097849
I would have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with vegetable Lusamine.
Reminder that having gone through the Ultra Wormhole both of them are Fallers meaning that the Ultra Beasts will kill them. And there's nothing you can do to save them.
Now that this fucker has a regular ability, not levitate, surely it should get a Hidden Ability like everyone else?
I think Gengar would be pretty sweet by getting Infiltrator, would make that abiltiy see a bit more use
>>31097817
prankster would suit it imo
>>31097848
>steals life force
>'it's just a prank bro!'
>>31097881
Yeah, bad dreams would be more fitting, but I don't think it would be too good.
Maybe Merciless? It might get use out of it
Kris is shit.
Kris is cute! I want to rub my cock inbetween her spats and vulva!
What's with all of these Kris hate threads lately?
>>31097887
it's the same guy samefagging every time
ITT: pokemon that are faster than incineroar
Where my FIN BROS at?
>>31097779
Just look at those beautiful fins~
what does Chespin's sign say /vp/?
>(You)
>>31097681
Is Nanu depressed?
>hunched back
>barely moves
>not excited at all during battles
>looks like he's dying inside
he's probably a /r9k/ user
>>31097678
He is disappointed in what a loser his son (Guzma) turned out to be.
He's probably just numb.
What pokemon has the best shiny and why is it gigalith?
Also we trigger balltists since the pic has an ultra ball for some reason
it's Minior
>>31097528
>it's cover by its shell
>it still looks pink/green/whatever in the mini sprite
Off the top of my head, Altaria, Absol, Sandygast/Palossand all have better shinies.
>>31097528
Minior is also great
This little fucker right here. Look at this spawn of Satan! He sits there with that derpy face just staring at you during battle hoping you'll fuck up but he's resistant to things you're not going to have because you're trying to not get blown out by something else in the meta.
This stupid fucker needs to be deleted from the game.
>>31097462
Gastrodon thread?>Azumaril used Aqua Jet!>Gastrodon's Storm Drain!
my favorite Sinnoh mon, for sure. So happy when I saw that the East Sea variant in Alola.
>Treeko used absorb!
Why do people want to trade their Pokemon wanting legendarys in return. It's like no one knows what a fair trade is!
it's always the fucking japanese.
>>31097425
supply and demand is a hell of a drug
>>31097425
To be fair, that delibird is in a level ball which is a pretty rare ball. I wouldn't call it a fair trade since it's still a shitmon, but at least it's a shitmon in a neat ball
Is it possible to catch an HA Venipede with island scan? i don't wanna wait another week
No, only way to obtain HAs currently is SOS battle, and island scans don't do that.
You're fucked.
>>31097372
No, also
>thinking bank is coming out before the 17th
yes, but scan mons only have a .5% chance to call for help. have fun
araquanid
cloyster
wishiwashi
dhelmise, but it's late
>>31097345
Araquanid
but starmie is the best, I think.
Popplio, Wishiwashi, Wingull with Drizzle, Vaporeon, Golisopod, Araquanid with Water Bubble
Hi, we are universally considered to be the worst games in the series and will be responsible for the mass abandonment and death of the series now that the honeymoon phase is over.
Well, I don't remember the honeymoon phase being that long for ORAS or XY.
>>31097255
because XY had muh 3D and that's it while ORAS had zero honeymoon phase to begin with because hoennbabies annoyed everybody saying it would be the greatest remakes ever only to get BTFO when they took out the battle frontier. At that moment, all hype died.
/vp/ is never happy (that's what happens when you stick a bunch of autists on a board, they nitpick and complain about everything) the only reason it took so long this time is because gen 6 was universally hated here and ANYTHING other than that would of gotten praised.
Wow...
These were... uh, these were bad. And I don't mean bad in the sense that they were poorly programmed and poorly programmed games, most of the mainline Pokemon games are, but they manage to still be extremely entertaining all the same. I mean that these were BAAAD, they were tedious, boring.
The cutscenes are a pain to get through. They wouldn't be so bad if the characters were likable, but... they're not. Hau is a non-character, he's boring, he doesn't do much and just gets in your way when you're trying to explore the region. The same with Lillie, she's annoying and I could not care less about what her problems are. I thought that after ORAS Gamefreak learned how to write decent characters, since they revisited an old game and improved characters such as Wally, the evil team leaders and your rival. But guess not, because all the characters in SM are just otaku bait or terrible (I guess Zinnia was a sign). Gladion is alright, I guess, he wasn't a rehash of Silver, which is what I was expecting, so that's good enough. I mean, I appreciate the effort. Game also continues the trend of Pokemon games that started somewhere around Gen 5 of you being the chosen one and some super special kid, instead of just some random talented trainer that got caught up int he middle of things.
Game was piss easy. I played with the Exp Share off and on Set and managed to finish the game with my party a good 5 to 10 levels above Kukui's. The supposed Hau battle with his A-Raichu that swept a lot of people? Yeah, I didn't see how it was hard. Menus and movement all seem slow compared to Gen 6. Don't get me started on EV training and breeding. Post-game is almost non-existent, even ORAS and XY had more of it.
One step forward, two steps back once again. My fault for having high expectations.
For all my life I thought that Steel type was weak to Water and Electricity.
I can see why you would think that.
>>31097213
As it should be.
But still, how the fuck haven't you realized that before?
>>31097342
I don't know, I even started playing competitively without me knowing
Fair and balance meta
>>31097182
>Some moves are better than others
wtf I hate GF now
>>31097182
You should have compared Moonblast to other typed attacks if you wanted to make a real point.
>>31097182
more like
>Moonblast
>95 BP
>30% chance of secondary effect
>Flamthrower/Thunderbolt/Ice Beam
>90 BP because ???
>10% chance of secondary effect
>uses top-tier Pokemon with optimal natures and movesets in-game
>"waaah these games aren't challenging enough"
>>31097142
>>uses exp share and plays on switch instead of set
>"waaah these games aren't challenging enough"
>>31097142
>>plays a game for children
>>"waaah these games aren't challenging enough"
>>31097179
Excuse me but as an adult i stil have a hard time with cynthia