>>33378841
Meh... I have seen worse.
>>33378841
It's your own fault for going there.
Ow.
>>33378562
Chuuni ≠ Edgy
>>33378562
And he's unironically the best character of the fucking game.
>>33378582
that's not Nanu
Do you guys remember how you got into pokemon?
>be me
>6yrs old
>a year since parents' divorce
>am hanging out with dad
>he wants to buy me something
>go in Walgreens
>buy that old lucario tcg tin box
>had no idea what it was, but i recognized it from tv
>discover the card game
>get a vulpix and a vigaroth
>proceed to play with made up rules
>start saving money for cards
One year time jump
>by now im a huge pokemon fan, even have those pokemon handbooks
>as a mexican, im the only fan in my neighbourhood aside from my younger brother
>mom starts dating a new guy
>dont like him
>feel like she betrayed dad, whose visits are becoming less common
>try to commit suicide
>its a bluff, i was just being a little bitch
>mom calms me down by buying me a nintendo ds
>get my first pokemon game, pokemon ranger(the first one)
>eventually get all the ranger games, brother gets pmd:eod
>really like that game, so a year later i get eos while my brother gets hg
>i discover the main series and get one a year later on my birthday
>pokemon is my life
>its all i think about
>i get my first game: black
>i pick oshawott, dont understand abilities and move categories
>barely beat the e4 on my 11th try
>that was awsome
>since then ive bought W2, X, AS, and Sun
>I've also played crystal, Pt, and hg
>am currently 19
>havent seen dad in 5yrs
>mom and her bf had a son
>little bro moved on to Minecraft
>still a huge fan of pokemon
>looking forward to USM, hoping its better than SM
>and the dp remakes
>pick related is my favorite pokemon
>6 years old
>Lucario existing
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>33378340
lucario exsisted since 2004
>>33378340
HAHAHA XD
Well /vp/?
>>33378312
Censored it.
>>33378312
It's a mental illness, and since there is no cure then those suffering must be exterminated
7 decides what I name my shiny Absol.
>>33377937
Margareth
>>33377937
Name it Masuda, then release it. Show proof.
>>33377937
Period
how do we save this stupid, piece of shit board?
just ban starterwar posts, ironic or not
>>33377883
Ban starterwars, just like genwars
Delete /padt/
>>33377902
>>33377903
Basically these.
I try to find creative nicknames for my Tapus, based on the animals they represent, the names of their ruins, or their all concept. Any ideas or suggestions ?
cox
>>33377868
Kukaʻilimoku
Koko Doodle Doo
If Pokemon exist in a hunter-prey relationship in the wild.
Would he be an apex predator?
What other Pokemon would be predators or prey?
>ToxAPEX
Well that was easy
>>33377834
No it doesn't live in the wild. Also
>60 speed
If it did it could literally only eat fucking bugmons. Fucking disgusting.
>>33377834
Incineroar's diet is probably Crabominable and Vikavolt.
Whenever I play a third version/sequel/whatever USM turns out to be, after having played the first version first, I always pick the other gender to make it feel even more different
What autistic things do you do, /vp/?
i save before every fucking trainer
because i don't want to use more pokemon than my opponent (excepting when it's a villain, fuck them)
>>33377489
>name Pokemon after characters from NCIS
>label PC boxes 001-030, 031-060, 061-090, etc
>put all Pokemon in their proper Nationaldex spot
It's not much, but the PC ordering is, admittedly, very autistic.
I used to sort pokemon in my PC by their habitat and appearance (yes, I had a box for edgy-looking pokemon)
Now I order my pokemon like >>33377512 does
Find a dlaw
>>33377385
your spelling and the fact that this is a picture for ants
>dlaw
>236x332
>Facebook file name
There's three
>>33377385
>Human
This is why people hate gijinka.
>roommate is an owlfag and i'm a sealfag
Guess I won't get along with him
Just start putting porn under his pillow, he'll switch sides eventually.
You can at least relate in the fact that you're both fags
>>33377152
You could always just fug him
Guys which card do I flip?
>>33376852
all of them
http://www.voltorbflip.com/
>>33376852
Kneel in front of RNGesus, it's a 50/50 chance
X is a voltorb bomb so don't touch it
Have you ever reached 999:59 play time?
yes in Pokémon Y. Actually had 1300 hours arcording to 3ds.
I've never played a Pokemon game where I haven't.
Yes, in Emerald and X.
ITT: We post Pokegirls no one has ever fapped to
Fantina is literally what drag queens look like nowadays. She was ahead of her time, but she still looks like a man
>>33376652
>Tucker's stage name
>>33376652
I want remakes to fix her
Has anyone fapped to Glacia?
Is this the best grass starter?
No. It and incineroar have the worst fan bases that's about it
>>33376543
The best one is Mega Venusaur
>>33376543
Rowlet is the best first stage grass starter. Decidueye is a monstrosity.