wait why is cloyster ice type
>>31156628
It shoots ice. That's it
Because it's as cold as ice
It's willing to sacrifice our love
It never takes advice
Someday it'll pay the price, I know
because it has the gen 1 angry eyes to make it seem cool to the kids
>walk through tall grass on my way to the Pokémon Center with half-dead team, encounter on every step
>purposely walk through tall grass to find pokemon, no encounters
Explain this shit
>trying to sos chain
>help never comes
>trying to run
>help apeared
I wish SOS battles could only happen after using adrenaline orbs.
>can't escape
>can't escape
>x fainted
>can't escape
also
>communication was interrupted
>>31156622
The "bubble spots have an increased spawn rate" is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. A friend and I spent two hours, nonstop, fishing for various rare pokemon. We found Magikarp. Repeatedly.
Tell me /vp/.
>>31156597
One Dawn is enough to cause the entire population of males to nut a thousand times over and survive.
Two Dawns would forever destroy Mankind as there would literally be no reason to ever have sex again when such perfection exists as pornographic material.
>>31156597
I know it's Princess Saliva, but you'd think at least we'd get Dawn selfcest
There are
A place to worship Aether's Glamorous President.
The only god is Arceus, anon.
Please, for your sake, ask for forgiveness.
>>31156547
I wonder what it must have been like to impregnate her.
>>31156599
>becomes am pokemon
>still uses pokemon to battle
Move over Wally, new best boy that needs protection
>>31156388
>he's named after that greek guy that wrote the story about Oedipus
wew
>>31156388
you make me vomit
Too fat, wouldn't bang
Do you like using super diverse teams?
I really tried to but there are so many fucking ghost and fairy types I wanted to use that I ended up doubling up on both types.
>>31156187
My autism requires me to do so.
>>31156202
For real though! I'm gonna do a monotype ghost run
IS HOOPALING!
Tapu Lele is ____!
>>31156227
a cute! CUTE!
>>31156227
crying
>excessive cutscenes and interruptions
>story has nothing to do with the player or pokemon
>trials are a downgrade from gyms
>even more linear than Kalos and Unova
>new pokemon are rarer than Kanto pokemon
>Z-moves are OP and broken
>Tapu auto terrain cancer
>Tapus, Necrozma and UBs don't even have their own dungeons
>Type: Null is literally handed to you for free by Gladion
>customization is worse than in XY
>extreme lag during Totem and Multi Battles
>can't use d-pad to walk, still have to hold b to run
>no more infinite loop for hatching, have to hold b with Tauros and spin around like a retard, can't use d-pad
>super training gone
>PSS gone, replaced by a shitty, grindy Festival Plaza
>Blissey bases and restaurants gone, grinding to 100 is almost as bad as in BW
>hard to grind for money
>move relearner at the end of the fucking game, pokemon like Marowak are forced to go without ghost STAB
>Battle Tree is literally just the battle facility, not even a city to host it
>Rotations and Triples gone, battle facility went from 5 modes to 3
>Battle Chateau gone, no way to rematch important characters
>Ice Stone for Sandslash and ninetales, as if we didn't have enough useless stones
>these are the best games of the series
When will this meme die? Will people judge these games fairly when DP remakes are released, or will we continue pushing the "less is better" meme?
>>31156060
Why is linearity bad in a story based game
i didnt read any of that but i liked the effort.
>>31156078
Kill yourself
Four questions about Soundhax.
1. Once I install it, what should I be careful to not do or avoid so Nintendo ninjas don't kill me?
2. It is possible to uninstall or clean myself after install it like nothing happened or I am marked forever?
3. Befire installing what should I activate/deactivate in the options settings of the 3DS?
4. What do you guys mean when you say don't go online? It is the shop, or see my friends online or ingame?
>>31156037
>1
nothing
>2
Yes, just remove the boot.3dsx, 3DS folder, and soundhax music file from your SD
>3
Nothing necessary, but if you want to remove the update nag and just use ctr-httpwn so you can downgrade in the future/soundhax isn't patched, boot into recover by holding L R A Up as you boot and click no when it asks you to update
>4
Don't go online was only if you installed the SM leak before the game was out. Irrelevant now.
>>31156064
I see, thanks you kind anon. I want to inject because I literally don't have time to breed anymore. And Soundhax seems the easy way to go.
>>31156064
Ok questions:
>i have A9HL installed, should i bother switching to Soundhax?
>What soundhax has that A9HL doesn't?, and
>What are my chances of fucking something while uninstalling A9HL and then installing Soundhax
Can we take time to appreciate one of the best pokemon lines of all time?
>>31155997
ok
And where are they?
>>31155997
>access to dragon dance
Dubs decide which shiny I'll chain for next.
Pic unrelated.
Garchomp
>>31155822
Fuck you
Minior
Why did insane GF not nerf it yet?!?!
>>31155798
It completely destroys Anything Goes!
technically it was nerfed by the para nerf desu~
>>31155798
they DID :(
Why Inner Focus?
Because theyre so stoic and steadfast
Cause we can't have any chance of old legendary trios being as good and cancerous as the new legendary trios.
>>31155686
Because they wanted to give them Pressure, but after they realized they already gave them Pressure, they gave them a worst ability instead.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE!
january
>>31155675
Still holding your breath for that jan release I see?
>>31155675
Jan 31st
This thread is for what genders you think Pokémon shouldn't be, because there's autism for everyone in all corners or Pokémon.
So anyway, what genders should the Eeveelutions be? I'm thinking:
Flareon: Male
Vaporeon: Female
Jolteon: Male
Espeon: Female
Umbreon: Male
Leafeon: Female
Glaceon: Female
Sylveon: Female
Only time I cared about genders was when I did a LoZ themed team
sylveon is male... always male.
>>31155666
Whatever you say, Satan.