Alola is like this sandwich.
Short, stale and full of bolgna
>>33364214
just like your mom LOL
>>33364214
OP, stop spreading Tamashii's nudes
>>33364214
Is it true americans pronounce "bologna" like "baloney"?
What move is this?
diaper beam lol
>>33363908
Do you mean the Hyper Beam, or the overpowered Reflect/LightScreen/Protect combo?
>>33363912
Lol
Any sciencefags/geofags here? your knowledge is recquired to answer a very important question: how big/strong would a Pokémon like Tyranitar or Groudon, or something else (for sake of being cool, let's say a monster, a pocket one if you will, but anything really) have to be to realistically create an earthquake by walking or stomping (if that's even possible, I don't know shit about earthquakes)? or alternatively, and to be math friendly, how big of a force against the ground is needed to generate an earthquake?
>his
>>33363812
Did you mean to say
>>>/his/
?
I don't see a reference to gender anywhere in the OP post.
Also what Pokemon could cum the most?
>>33363796
Earthquakes start at tectonic plate shifting beneath the Earth's crust, where faults are created from plates ramming together and sliding over one another. Something slamming the surface of the Earth isn't always going to generate a shockwave, as it depends on the foundation, but I'm pretty sure some of those massive sauropods (long-necked dinosaurs) did cause the ground around them to shake if they took big steps/brought their foot down hard.
>>33363699
>buffing steel
>>33363699
Best Hair type tank.
Make way for a superior gen1 design
>>33363667
Cute.
>>33363667
*thunderbolts u*
Excuse me?
doesn't even look like a pokemon. its like someone took primarina and took away the style and just made it a generic seal
NPC quotes?
>>33363651
I have a million of OCs but I am not posting them on a thread with a photograph OP
>>33363684
>>33363702
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oras
Every day/week at Malie city, Ryuku will open a different gym based to the old gyms
Sign it
no I will not sign your petition
>>33363546
If i wish to see the ryuku's dick, will you sign my petition right?
>>33363546
you gotta be fucking kidding
What were the fire, the X, and Aristotle about?
>>33363185
Ask someone who knows Japanese to translate the posts, I'm sure it's some wordplay only Japanese people get.
>>33363185
Necrozma, Idk and idk
Aristotle was Necrozma
I'm planning on doing a Pichu only run of Moon, what TM's, fromt he ones listed in pic related, should I teach it?
>>33363184
Is raichu good with att or spa
>>33363190
oh, I'm planning to avoid evolving (but to answer your question, I believe att is raichus strong point)
Protect
Attract
Swagger
Double Team
As a person who missed out on some crucial events, what is the best way to get them 100% legally and legit? Not through giveaways or Wonder Trades, I'm talking about the next best thing outside of the actual event itself.
Is PkHex a good source? I see there's an event database but the dates are sometimes wrong, and I feel like there's more evidence that the Pokemon arent legit that I can't see/others would be able to see. I want to make it look as clean as possible. For the database do they just copy actual event Pokemon? How good are they from a legitimacy standpoint? Do I just change the dates?
What do?
>>33363097
Literally just Pkhex the wondercard. Morality aside, there's no other way to get them, unless you have a flashcart, and download the distribution roms.
Distribution roms for the few that are out there are the "most legit" way but other than that you just need to inject fucking wondercards into your save. Not really much of a difference for most Pokemon unless its an older event from gen 4 like the event for the flute thing to actually fight Arceus that never got released.
>>33363111
Sick get. What do I do about the dates though? I assume the Pokemon come prepacked and I'd have to change the date of my 3ds no? My thing is I want them to be indistinguishable, I don't care about the morality of it
Are you buying the game
http://www.strawpoll.me/13766316
>>33363052
No, because I'm not into fighting games and I'm not trying to get into them.
People buying this just because it's Pokemon are going to be disappointed.
>>33363052
It's the same game but with an owl
You know, I'm starting to suspect pokebarneyfag is secretly a paid shill hired by TPCi to hype up the game no-one is really talking about.
Note: Dusk Lycanroc died on the way back to his home planet.
>>33363021
Good.
Update: Lucario stowed away on the trip and also died.
What would the comfiest region be like? Which geographical location would it be based off of?
it would be like 4 small islands and as you progress through the game you go from one island to the other. it would be based off hawaii
>>33363012
Alola
One big snow region
USUM will be my first pokemon games im not getting day 1 after getting get burnt by sun and moon
I want to see user reviewers first.
If is good I'll buy the 100 dollar steel book. All I want is good Pokemon game.
So be honest when reviewing
/vp/ has never liked a game on day one
Vp Is not one person
>>33362757
The issue isn't honestly, it newfags and contrarian scum. /vp/ was extremely honest from day 1 to now, SM sucked ass, but newfags and contrarians will say they are the best games to date.
Trainer card thread
>>33362633
4/6
What about this Silver?
I remember when this was relevant.
The fucking Nintendo Forums were still a thing.