Think of a Pokemon.
Got it? No turning back.
Now go 3 spots ahead in the dex.
This Pokemon___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________no_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
delete this
>>31855923
vanilluxe no
do not look at me that way
>>31855923
>Morelull no
You're right. I didn't laugh at this thread.
Does pokemon truly make you happy, anons of /vp/
Yes. It does me. I love collecting things. It was my hobby as a kid, and it's my hobby now.
>>31854998
the idea of having sex with one does
>>31854998
More than anything else.
Someone in our thread on another board posted this, another one mentioned it was a Pokemon and the letters "bw ou".
Could you explain what this means?
>>31854529
I think it's code for something. The pokemon in the picture, however, is Tentaquil. I'll get back to you on what 'bw ou' might mean.
haha... fy faen...
>>31854529
Black Women Over ???
I REALLY hate to fight against and play as stall, so i made a hyper offense team so i can get past stall without forfeiting the quickest way possible. The thing is: This team sucks. I'm trying to use fast, hard hitting, and Smogon-approved Pokémon, but i'm not winning many battles at all. I won't be removing Staraptor, so don't tell me to get rid of it (in fact, Staraptor is actually the most effective mon here). Is there anything i can do? Here's the team:
Hellen (Staraptor) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Close Combat
- Return
- U-turn
lele funi maymay (Tapu Lele) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Psychic Surge
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Moonblast
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Focus Blast
Rita Lee (Pheromosa) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- U-turn
- High Jump Kick
- Ice Beam
- Poison Jab
Jaguar Killer (Thundurus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Focus Blast
Houdini (Alakazam-Mega) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Taunt
Bruce (Garchomp) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Dragon Claw
>>31854203
Anyone have thoughts on how Adamant Intimidate compares to Jolly Reckless on Staraptor?
>>31854233
I'm trying Adamant Scarf Intimid8 to hit harder then Jolly Scarf and faster than Band, and Intimidate is to cripple physical attackers
>>31854203
You have zero ice resists and no stallbreakers
Hyper Offense needs a stallbreaker. Change one of Thundurus or Staraptor for a pokemon that can switch into an ice beam from pheromosa or an attack from weavile
Change Garchomp to a subcoil mono attacker Zygarde, that's a powerful stallbreaker.
You don't have any steel/poison attacker in a format filled up the ass with fairies.
The grass type Minitoise?
The fire type Firechick?
The water typer Willy?
I kinda want to Free Willy but Melon Tortoise is too cute.
Those are great. I want all three. But they need new names.
orb chicken is p good
Brother may I have some oats?
Stop doing this fucking shit, Mister Slapson.
Traps are gay.
I'm worried this meme might be in some way be associated with racism
>>31853868
>>31853895
>>31853909
owo what's this?No actually, what is this meme?
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Tapu Lele Psyshock vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 429-505 (66.8 - 78.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
When is this fucking shit getting banned?
>>31853482
just switch to a dark type nerd
>>31853482
Not soon for sure, as it's not broken or the most broken thing on the tier.
>>31853504
yeah and get boned by Moonblast :^)
Can we get a greninja thread going for a bros birthday? An would somebody like to do me bday favor?
>>31853292
Happy birthday anon!!!
_____________________________________/sl/
>>31853351
Nice greninja. But thanks anon so much
oh well.
>>31853267
Searching for a male one? :^)
Flip a coin.
Catch the left one is heads cant the right one if tails
>>31853267
i agree ohpee.
your nicknames suck.
whats your favorite sets for this mon?
also kartana thread
>>31853245
Dunno about competitive but sashed Kartana is godly in the Tree
>>31853245
Depends on the format. Even though it sounds terrible on paper, I really love Assault Vest Kartana with heavy invest on SpD in VGC, since it avoids getting OHKO/2HKO by resisted special hits and can be a life saver more often than not.
Kartana in general is a great and versatile mon though. You can run it on many different ways, despite its shallow movepool.
kartana and xurkitree are the most alien ubs to me because you can't tell how their faces work
obviously nihilego doesn't have a face but it's just a jellyfish
Post your battle box and rate others
>Pheromosa
>mimikyu
>porygon-z
>salazzle
>cloyster
>tapu lele
Bump i want to see what people will use for the feburary tornament
>>31853126
Cool team
Mine is
>Primarina
>Gastrodon
>Garchomp
>Arcanine
>Tapu Koko
>Mandibuzz
>>31854252
You have better cocerage for rock types than me
Why isn't water weak to poison type?
>>31852977
Because water is Masuda's favorite type
>>31852977
>why isn't toxapex weak to herself
>>31852977
Some poisons can be washed away.
Does anybody know where I can find some Cyndaquils?
>>31852869
There were some by the library a little bit ago, and near a black people church yesterday
>>31852882
>>31852869
please discuss all GO-related material in the Pokemon GO general, please
>trying to get to battle tree
>suddenly this guy comes out of nowhere
>gives me a cancerous mechanic and a shitty mega as a reward
>doesn't even heal me afterwards
what a faggot
>Needing him to heal you when it's a minute on Tauros away from the docks you can fly too.
You still need mommy to wipe your butt for you too?
>>31852609
I want to be Dexio's best friend and make him forget all about Sina!
You should thank him. You borderline need megaevos for the tree
>>31852690
>flying to the dock when hapu's house with that miltank is right there
>Feel like replaying Gen V
>All three starters are fucking garbage
>Pretty much all good TMs are unavailable until you reach the Pokemon league or post-game (Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Psychic, Grass Knot etc.)
>Most good, well designed Pokemon are either found too late in the game or evolve too late to be of any real use
>No longer feel like replaying Gen V
>garyposter
Don't fall for it
>>31852468
I know that feel, lad.
>>31852477