>this is the current state of /vp/
Jesus fucking Christ just get over it you faggots.
>>33421887
It's one guy who's literally mentally handicapped crying about how his shitty children's show doesn't cater to him specifically anymore
Mods should just rangeban him
>>33421887
/mon/ board when?? Vp is dead like pokemon
literally just one retard who has nothing better to do with his life
They really jumped the Sharpedo, didn't they?
>>33421525
Yes
why cant people just go over to the other 500 threads that exist about this same shit?
>>33421541
It's the same guy
Hi, we are the ugliest and most useless fighting types in existence. Please allow us to march into the archives directly.
Well since that opinion is objectively wrong (Primeape is the worst and ugliest), I'm afraid it's anti sage for you, thread.
>>33421429
>Machamp
>most iconic gen 1 fighting type
>peaked at OU, won VGC worlds twice
>featured in pokken, SM ride
>stat distribution has influenced many other pokemon of latter generations
>Conkeldurr
>currently at BL, peaked at OU, won VGC world
I'll give you conk for ugliest (still arguable though because of Crabominable or Lucario) because it's not for everybody but OP is clearly delusional for making such claims. I wonder who OP's fave fighting type is
>>33421429
they made Conkeldurr to replace Machamp.
But they did not make a Pokemon to replace Tentacruel and Golbat
shedinja life orb
>>33421395
But it would just die after landing a single hit
>assault vest cosmoem
le gimmick pokemon holding le gimmick-breaking item meme
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger! :)
Post Alolan Marowak pics!
I want tokissAlolan Marowak.
It was the biggest piece of shit in my team, I had to bench it. Kept fucking dying when I sent him out. It's a shame, I love regular marowak.
Inb4 get gud.
>>33421192
Unironically git gud.
They dropped the ball by making you wait til the end of the campaign to get Shadow Bone, but if you're not wrecking shit with Marowak you're bad at the game.
Yeah, the smogonfags are fucking retarded.
OMGON BANS SWAGGE
>>33421012
>33421012
bump
>Bans Rayquaza-Mega
>Typhlosion is okay
Stick to your bros, /vp/oreons. Fuck the smogonfags.
I agree, OP. Fuck the smogonfags.
>>33420928
are you being sarcastic?
>>33420928
What is an Ability Capsule you tard
Why is he so perfect?
>so
>is
>perfect
Buy USUM
Kill yourself
>>33420902
Okay, I will!
>>33420902
Still not as bad as what RS did.
/vp/ bros, should I just quit this franchise? I'm not baiting, i'm being serious, this franchise just doesn't do anything for me anymore. The only thing I still like is the monster designs, but other than that pretty much nothing else appeals to me.
I don't like the new reliance on "hype" gimmicks every new game. (Well to tell the truth Mega Evolution didn't bother me too much, I quite like some of the designs. I just dislike the concept)
I dislike how much they're shoving things from the ashnime into the games with no in-game lore just for the japanese kiddies
I hate how they're obviously cutting out so many features (All previous games had cut features yes, but before the 3DS era they never made it so obvious like fucking empty lots everywhere, unopenable doors on fucking important power plants that have their own camera angles to enunciate them, frontier project has started, etc)
I hate how they still don't have a proper difficulty setting like literally every single good jrpg in existence (They played around with the idea in a single game, but their execution of it was shit and they never bothered again)
I hate how they're misguided enough to think that the only way to make their games feel "unique" is to fucking cut out amazing features like PSS, dexnav, walking with Pokemon etc and replace them with shitter ones like festial cancer and sos battles.
God damn it, why am I still here if 95% of it infuriates me?!!
>>33420673
just get the fuck out then
nobody fucking wants you here either, believe me
I mean, don't buy a game you don't like I guess. Might as well save the $40 for a different game or what not.
>>33420673
Do the same as I do, Anon: play other games. I realized that if you are in only one franchise you'll get bored very quick, so if you play other games and give it a break to your main franchise then when you play the most recent game you'll enjoy it more.
Start with ZSNES and Super Mario World, if you don't like Mario games you have more options like EarthBound, Super Metroid, A Link to the Past (very good game, I recommend it), Yoshi's Island, Contra 3 (a game only for pros), etc.
I also recommend you Mega Man 1-6 for VirtuaNES.
Fucking hell, this is so frustrating. I preordered the Steelbook dual edition on Amazon and would have loved the art cards that come with this one. Game companies need to release *one* special edition and not do these dumb different items for each.
Every fan would be fine paying one price to get everything instead of this bullshit. So fucking dumb. Just like the dumb Assassin's Creed $800 edition.
And fuck the Pokeballs.
Ever heard of cancelling your pre order? Very easy process on Amazon
>>33420629
I mean if I have to pick one, the steelbook>>>art cards. I'm just irked that I have to pick between the two. Everything should be packaged as one collector's edition.
>>33420641
Why? It's easy money. Give exclusives to different stores
Hey /vp/
1 year ago, reminder?
>>33420560
Fuck off lizard fucker.
>>33420560
>>33420645
Ive been waiting for this
>>33420645
It's not even canonically confirm as a lizard Pokémon.
>there are people on this board that don't have a living dex
what do you have to say for yourselves?
>>33420389
Marshadow isn't here yet and I have nothing good to trade for her.
I have one mon of every evolution family because it's the less autistic option that cuts out all the redundant wastes of space
I can't be bothered desu
There's been some reports that Kroger has appeared in the Houston, Texas area. I booked a flight for Friday to see if I can catch this beast, is anyone planning on traveling there too?
>>33420048
My bad, *Kyogre
>hoenn pokemon found in go data
iz happenen
>>33420048
Wait
>Houston undergoing worse rainfall in US history
Kek it's his drizzle
Which one is better? Hoenn or Alola?
>>33419899
Hoenn
>>33419899
Hoenn. It doesn't have a pest problem.
>>33420014
Those shoes are wrong.