>The Tapus get Therian forms in the next game
>regenerator Tapu Bufu
>>31985293
>Tapu Bufu
>Typing changed to Fairy/Ice
>>31985306
forgot image
Espeon winking at you
>>31985123
>Did that cat just wink at me? Nah it's just a dumb animal, i'm imagining things
>>31985123
muh dick
>>31985123
I'd call the police.
What unspekaable horror have these three just witnessed?
/vp/
>>31984735
Ash dick (It's really smol)
Who of you guys did this?
Cute
Me on the left
Where did you get that picture of my wives?
What's wrong with Lance in this?
>>31984255
I dunno
IS there something wrong with him?
>>31984255
The artstyle for generation looks good on pokemon but not people
>>31984268
I have no idea why they used the "just fuck my shit up" artstyle for the humans.
>She sees your dick
>>31984008
How did you see my dick? I don't even need it, all I need to please pokémen is my backside.
>>31984043
u a gril
>>31984008
>sees my dick
how?
This is a crab Pokémon thread.
You may only post, discuss and worship crab Pokémon in here.
>>31983965
>Crayfish
>Crab
Choose one.
>>31983973
shut the fuck up
its a crab now
do Pokemon with crab legs count
If I hit you with a 4x super effective attack, will it kill you?
>>31983900
It would be extremely painful
I might get aroused since it also gives 4x the pleasure
>>31983913
You're a big guy
We never talk about this Hoenn pokemon.
Gen 3 thread?
Whiscash is top bro tier.
Whiscash is the best, too bad it's always left in the dust compared to other Water/Ground types
>>31983798
That's my favorite Pokemonwith coleslaw and fried okra.
I gonna buy one the virtual console of the original games,but which one is better /vp/?
>>31983684
Yellow gives the most full experience, I suppose.
>>31983684
buy yellow cause restarting to get all the starters in pokebank is bullshit
OP here,ok I will buy Yellow then,thanks
Is it morally wrong to still call Kalos Pokemon new?
It's morally wrong to call Kalos "Pokemon" Pokemon
>>31983232
Nah. They still feel new, probably because both Kalos and SM introduces so few that they feel like one big generation
>>31983232
Yes though this wouldn't be the worst offense. I've seen people call Garchomp new despite it being around over a decade.
Let's have an intelligent discussion about Pokemon and their sexuality.
Firsty, we know Pokemon are sexual beings. They breed and have children like most creatures.
They also seem to have their own consciousness and could consent to humans who want to have sex with them. It would not be the same as you trying to have sex with her dog. So, you would not be taking advantage of a consenting pokemon.
Also, it was stated in the japanese gen 4 games that humans and pokemon were together at some point in time.
What do you think? If Pokemon were real, would we be able to have sex with them or would it strictly only be Pokemon on Pokemon?
>>31983182
DON'T MAKE ME COME THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND PIMPSMACK YOU LIKE A BITCH, OP.
I'LL FUCKING DO IT!
>firsty
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.
>>31983226
You confused colloquial autism with the scientific spectrum. Actual autists do score higher in IQ tests, but the way 4chan and other boards use "autism" has nothing to do with the scientific diagnosis.
These are the only three relevant types. Say something nice to them!
>>31983149
i got balls of steel
something nice to them
>>31983149
3 of my favourite pokemon are a different combo of all those types
>it just gets bigger
>oh wait they are official pokémon,i guess it's fine to them,so let's use this argument on fakemons instead
>>31983138
>no Mega Rapidash
>that becomes a Fire/Flying Alicorn
>>31983138
>implying no one dislikes official Pokémon because they just get bigger
Clefable is shit.
>>31983138
>and the lower flames get even lower
>and the mane takes on a different style
>and there's a horn
>and the eyes are different
>and the legs are more muscular
Post Pokemon with cute tummies.