I just spent the last 6 hours reading cringy/fuckawful Pokemon stories on Deviantart and my mind is now mush.
post ur favorite
>>32001398
>op spends 6 hours turning their mind to mush
>immediately goes on /vp/
>>32001398
sounds fun
post a lusamine one
>Never done friend safari
>Want to do friend safari
>Too autistic to make friends
God, just kill everyone.
Kill yourself
>>32001298
Will I be able to go on Purgatory Friend Safari's?
>>32001288
>>32001298
I would kill yourself. c:
No Huge Power shit, and try not to go full mega beedrill
Mega Dusknoir
Ability: Reaper (Ghost type moves used by this Pokemon restore 1/4 of damage dealt to the opponent)
If this is too overpowered, then Iron Fist I guess (shadow tag fits but he'd be so banned).
HP: 45
Attack: 100 > 150
Defense: 135 > 160
SpAtk: 65
SpDef: 135 > 160
Speed: 45
Now learns Drain Punch
What tier is he now? I just want my bro to be good...
>>32001009
Reaper doesn't sound too overpowered I'd say. It's not like it has that strong Ghost moves anyways.
>>32001009
I think Technician would fit it pretty well, this way Shadow Punch and Shadow Sneak would be much more useful
>>32001009
Posted this in an earlier thread, r8 it
Mega Armaldo
Ability: Precision (moves with a high critical hit ratio do 1.5x damage)
75
125 > 155 (+30)
100 > 120 (+20)
70
80 > 100 (+20)
45 > 75 (+30)
The moves it can abuse its new ability with are:
> Cross Poison
> Stone Edge
> Night Slash
> Shadow Claw
> and Slash I guess
Backed up by 155 Attack and priority in Aqua Jet, i could see a Rock Polish set being very intimidating. If it is allowed to set up, it can tear teams a new asshole.
Despite this, its base speed is quite low, meaning that it NEEDS the setup, and it is stopped dead by Ferrothorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
The future looks bleak for the next Pokemon Gen.
that's why next game on 3DS and as nintendo struggles with their home consoles they go multiplat and exclusively handheld with the new 3DS model
>>32001002
>He doesn't want next Gen Pokemon games on Smartphone
>>32001002
Shouldn't you post this on /v/?
>tfw I'll never have a Pheromosa to love and take care of
yes because having a 10 feet tall anorexic cockroach following you around would be amazing
>>32000924
>Pokemon refresh lol
>>32000930
Don't talk about lusamine that way anon
things that you would change, add or remove about pokemon evolution lines
Actually considering the conditions fly traps usually grow best in, a dusk stone or a water stone would make more sense.
>>32000905
that's actually better. i gave it a sun stone because the moon stone has one rep more and i wanted to balance things out. but a grass/dark carnivine that evolves from weepinbell with dusk stone actually sounds cool as fuck
>>32000901
Evolutions dependant on friendship / happeness
Now that Mawilite is released, Mega Mawile is usable in OU (for now).
How long until it gets banned again?
>>32000855
it won't
>>32001170
Could you expand on this?
252 Atk Choice Band Dugtrio Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mawile-Mega: 338-398 (111.1 - 130.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Huge Power Mawile-Mega Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Dugtrio: 248-292 (117.5 - 138.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Duggy Stall needs Sash to revenge kill, but it's already one of the most popular items, so Stall has a solid answer to it. Toxapex, too.
First impression is that it'll stay OU, IMO.
Dugtrio takes care of it. Even if it has Sucker Punch, you still outspeed it with your own SP.
1 EQ, 2 SP and you're good to go.
Kill one. Marry one. Fuck one.
>>32000751
fug grass loli
kill water loli
marry best loli
>>32000808
>Marrying a corpse
Why tho
>>32000751
Fuck Lillie.
Marry no one.
Kill Mallow.
How do we innovate Pokemon?
>>32000705
Change the 3 starter types to something original.
>>32000705
Not like that for sure, those are the shittiest starters I've ever seen
>>32000705
>Fire mole!
>Grassy archer!
>Water boat!
Ah, yes, the paragon of innovation has arrived.
cat thread, post carts
>>32000674
cade for ants
I need answers /vp/
https://strawpoll.com/4w79cge
https://strawpoll.com/g1wgre9
https://strawpoll.com/g9x7gx4
Which are the best starters?
>Bulbasaur
>Torchic
>Piplup
Grass was a toss-up, but I went with an oldie but a goodie.
Torchic versus Cyndaquil is a very important debate. I chose Torchic because I think Blaziken is more interesting. Typhlosion deserves all the love it gets, though.
Piplup is pretty much the top for Water starters, but Froakie and Oshawott are good too. Water starters are the most middling of all, imo, but that's not a bad thing.
>bulbasaur and charmander winning
>no love for squirtle
Squirtle cucks BTFO
All of them.
They all have strengths and appeals. They all really do have great designs, and complaints on this or that are just because some fans are getting older, and thus being more critical to designs they'd have happily lapped up even a short while ago. Even the "worst" starters are only the worst to YOU and the ones you dislike still have a big fandom - far moreso than you want to admit.
Honestly, they all rock.
Except Pikachu.
Fuck that shit-rat.
What's your favorite Fire type start- haha gotcha. That would actually imply that fire type starters had any relevance, stay mad firecucks. Also since a pointless thread is pretty shit, let's discuss what went so horribly wrong with every fire starter past Charizard. Especially Incineroar and dare any of you filthy barafags show up in my thread. In fact i'm not even gonna look for a image that has Furafaggotfox and Shitten in it.
Torchic=Cyndiquil>Tepig>Charmander=Fennekin>Chimchar>Litten
fire type starters are pretty rad, but I just used a torchic for my run of sun/moon
>>32000471
this thread sucks and OP sucks.
Post fire starters
>>32000522
What's your favorite Water type starter, /vp/? Mine is Piplup.
What a coincidence! Mine is Piplup as well. Froakie and Oshawott are good, too, though.
>>32000408
Froakie, followed by Mudkip
Feraligatr's line, Blastoise's a close second.
I swear that Slugma used to be a gen 3 pokemon. Now I checked and it was apparently introduced in gen 2.
Did we slide into a different timeline?
No, it's always been gen 2. Just incredibly uncommon and only in Kanto.
No you're just fucking retarded
/thread
>>32000237
No, many Johto Pokemon are mistaken for gen 3 because of awful distribution in GSC that was fixed (at least partly) in RSE, so many people were finding mons such as skarmory for the first time in gen 3.
>finally get to use mega beedrill
>bred a shiny beedrill over a year ago just for this moment
>it sucks
Kek
Dumb frogposter.
>>32000423
Dumb tranny
>>32000423
How's that physical Rimbombee treating you?