>>32003903
>dad walks in
>"Anon's Mom, our son is in there watching Pokemon Sun and Moon when he should be watching the superior Pokemon XY. No one in there right minds should sit through a shitty ass slice of life plot with an ugly generic art style and animation. That boy ain't right. He must take after you."
>"*sigh* is that all you think about Anon's Dad? Fucking Pokemon? Really? You know Tyrone was over yesterday and..."
>"You let him over our house again!?"
>"Anon's dad, the only thing you ever think about is a cartoon. Tyrone treats me like a women. I want a divorce..."
>"This is the thanks I get for working overtime!? I can't come home and watch some GOOD Pokemon on MY free time!?"
>"I want you out of the house Anon's dad. I'll try telling Anon when he comes out of his room..."
>Dad hits mom
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Part TWO, you say?
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Autism
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OP of the daily SM hate threads here, not funny. My shitposting stories are supposed to be self contained.
Anyway, let's shit on pic related.
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What's wrong with Necrozma, why does it have a headache?
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TETSUOOO
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>>32013058
It got a glimpse at this board and wants to kill itself because it can't just return to Ultra Space. That or it is just is a bit sick atm. Just give it some medicine and it should be fine.
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Wouldn't you have one if you woke up after hundreds of years and have to restrain yourself from not shitting out lasers everywhere?
Plus considering it absorbs light as life energy it probably absorbs too much and is constantly overloaded.
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*autistic screaming noises*
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>>32013038
It's terrifying! Put a bag on its head, quick!
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*literal monkey sounds*
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>>32013047
>implying apes are monkeys
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These are your new Gen 8 starters 2017-03-08 06:48:39 Post No.32012911
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These are your new Gen 8 starters
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How you feel/would react?
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to the box they go
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>>32012911
Grass starter is waifushit. Pure trash.
Rabbit is ugly and annoying. Another fucking nu-male.
Water is cool during first stage, second stage is ok, but third stage is just a bara shitstain.
Not to mention ALL three final evolutions are fursuit mongs.
0/10 Pokemon is Dead
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>>32012911
Grass line make for good traps but all boxed in the end
My favorite has always been Tangela ever since I had that one burger king Tangela toptoy. No one else ever seems to care about Kanto's only grass type though. If I was a pokemon trainer I'd have like 4 or 5 Tangelas, maybe even a Tangrowth just cus, and we'd chill in one of those forest areas in the games and just do psychedelics together or something.
Post your no-one-else-ever-seems-to-share-my-favorite pokemon
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>>32012771
>only grass type
Only pure grass type, there's a difference.
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Tangrowth has been a favorite of mine since the first time I saw this picture
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>>32012771
I like Unown. My first shiny, and an alphabet Pokemon is just cool to me.
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ITT: Post universally liked designs 2017-03-08 05:51:07 Post No.32012525
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ITT: Post universally liked designs
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>>32012525
Is this bait?
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>>32012525
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>>32012525
thirsty fish
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Which is it?
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>>32012299
Both?
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Neither of those entries contradict one another.
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>>32012314
>>32012324
If it was only formed from regular Metagross, Metang and Beldum then how would Mega Evolution do anything to its brain?
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Why are there more underage here than ever before?
>board activity comes to screeching halt on school nights (it's almost hilarious how obvious it is)
>deep hatred toward any gen prior to 2006 (Just the mention of Gen 1 will get the ignorant "unplayable glitch fest" response, despite glitches barely affecting normal gameplay. Ignorance, jealously, both?)
>immense levels of unironic middle school tier name calling (lowest effort shitposts I've seen. FAG)
>if at ANY point you say you like something about Pokemon that is old, you MUST like it only because it's old (manifested jealously of oldfags)
>complete lack of complex discussion from most posters
>contagious autism
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>>32012145
Just post at night, it's comfortable and much slower then. At least that's what I do.
Or hide 147 threads like I do.
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I've noticed the board goes to shit around 20:00(UTC)/15:00(EST), it's best to just stop browsing at that time.
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>>32012145
Giveaway threads. YouTube mentioning us. Leaks.
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>she is your daughter now
What will you do in order to make her live a happy life?
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Kill her in her sleep. Life is nothing but despair, and I will make sure she never has to experience that...
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give her some books and shit
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just"inject her"lol
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ITT: Feminine designs DONE RIGHT 2017-03-08 04:25:33 Post No.32011978
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ITT: Feminine designs DONE RIGHT
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>>32011978
>literally my mom
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>>32011978
Tsareena line and Tapu Lele are how it's done
You don't do shit like Salazzle or Primarina
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Why do we like Pokemon?
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>>32011942
The concept is fun. It captures the best part of the word "adventure" perfectly. For the longest time, though, the anime did a better job of presenting a fun and alive world. I've only started becoming a big fan since the games started focusing more on the story, making every game feel like an adventure of my own, rather than a long series of battles.
tl;dr best adventure game
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>>32011953
Modern Game Freak doesn't do the series justice lately. It's kind of sad seeing it get squandered.
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Well you see, it got my attention as a little kid, which I got into because my older cousin introduced me to it. When there was a point where I was going to put it down, a friend bought me the newest game at the time, and I continued playing.
Basically I started liking it at a young age, and if I didn't like it then, then I wouldn't like it as much or at all if I started playing just a couple years ago.
>See this
>wat do?
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bend over and let her dominate me
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Slaughter her shitmons.
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Ram my ass down her finger
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What's your favorite Bug/Steel type, /vp/?
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Escavalier
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Scyther
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>>32011790
Wormadam
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Haha
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>>32011785
Why does the fourth gym leader have 4 mons while the immediate next oneunless you go straight to Mahogany Town like a true patricianonly has 2?
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Fuck that miltank
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>>32011785
DUDE KANTO LMAO
>non lineal region
>sevii islands adds exploration, new pokemon to catch,minigames and some mini story arcs
>you can challenge some gym leaders in the order that you want
>no handholding shit
Why do we hate kanto?
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>>32011714
Because there's nothing to do there.
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>>32011714
Overexposure.
I don't think anyone hates Kanto, per se. But the "LOL GUYS REMEMBER KANTO?" really gets on the nerve.
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/vp/ gets triggered by genwunners (who don't actually exist on /vp/) so they perform mental gymnastics to hate everything that is associated with Kanto.