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>>32249631
1. The design
So, we have a toucan Pokémon. That's a cool idea on paper, but it was so badly executed that i want to kill myself. First, it looks almost exactly like a real world toucan, but that's not even the worst part. To differentiate it from real toucans, Game Freak just gave it yellow cheeks, two black circles on each side of its beak, grey eyebrows, and grey triangles on its chest. That's it, literally the only things design-wise that make Toucannon different from a real life toucan.
The beak heating thing is also dumb. Toucans live in tropical rainforests, so why make a tropical bird heat its beak up so much if it is always SURROUNDED BY TREES? IS THIS BIRD SO DUMB IT CREATES FOREST FIRES BY ""'ACCIDENT"""?
Now, let's take a look at its expression. Why would a toucan need to be so angry? It makes sense for Staraptor to be pissed off because Staraptor is a hawk, which is a raptor, which are vicious and murderous. But toucans? Toucans are happy banana-beaked birds that eat fruit and baby birds, and in fiction are almost always simple-minded, friendly characters.
The wings are so thin and underfeathered that they don't even look like they would be able to take Toucannon off the ground too.

toucannon is fun :(

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>>32249640
2. The stats
There's nothing wrong with 475 BST, BUT why did it have to be so poorly distributed? I mean, 75 special attack? Why does it need that? 60 speed? What were they thinking?
Toucannon is steamlined and got long legs, so why is it so slow? Bird's practically a heron. It looks like it could run really fast, or decently fast, at least.
Blastoise and Venusair OUTSPEED Toucannon. That's right: A fat tortoise with cannons and a fat warty frog outspeed a thin toucan with long-ass legs!
It would have been better if they just copypasted Staraptor's BST on it. It would make nore sense AND it would make Toucannon better. Plus, it would benefit from Skill Link.

>Poison/Fairy = Mega Garbodor

I kek'd

>Bug/Dragon = Mega Flygon

I cried.

It moved me, Bob.

I'll do it better

Poison/Electric = some sort of deep sea worm-based mon
Poison/Psychic = space brains
Poison/Ice = something like the Groke. Just a walking wasteland of destruction and plague.
Poison/Fairy = poison mushroom ring
Poison/Steel = big armored trash heap/spare parts golem
Poison/Normal = platypus
Fairy/Fire = Ifrit based mon
Fairy/Dark = Changeling mon
Fairy/Fighting = Redcap mon
Fairy/Ground = Desert hare
Electric/Dark = evil oni/goblin
Ghost/Rock = lumbering zombie lugging its tombstone around
Normal/Ghost = elusive cryptic possum mon
Normal/Steel = some kind of meek small mammal that wears collected armor to look stronger
Normal/Rock = proper porcupine, using craggy rocks as spines
Normal/Bug = Housefly
Normal/Ice = Polar bear
Ice/Bug = beetle with a glassy, reflective shell of ice
Ice/Fire = hot spring monkey
Bug/Psychic = some kind of spiritual butterfly mon. Think Philemon.
Bug/Dragon = big draconian tarantula pseudo
Bug/Dark = ground wasps
Fighting/Ground = gorilla
Fighting/Electric = one of those Japanese thunder gods
Grass/Fire = burning scarecrow

>>32249474
>nuclear waste
>container of nuclear waste

I'm just going to assume you're American from your level of creativity

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>>32249448
"Are you ready kids?"

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>>32249512

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>>32249448
VICTORY SCREECH
This bored is so underaged

>>32249231
>no Lugia and its cousin Yveltal

>>32249231
In my opinion I think Decidueye's feather fingers should have been styled to look more like Dartrix/Farfetch'd's

>>32249011
MissingNo

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pheramosa

Mimikyu probably

Mimikyu

>>32248939

translation: Obscene amounts of oral sex

>>32248965
Oral sex is not good for the throat.

>>32248939
Seems pretty self-explanatory.

Do people genuinely have fun posting these complaining """threads"""?

I found the secret to making playing stall fun. I'm not sharing though.

>>32248881
>Do people enjoy shitposting
Nigger how new are you?

curselax

>>32248730
Are you really thinking this hard about your battle with red? Just git gud

>>32248831
>battle with red
???

I'm talking about the Snorlax chess that is competitive GSC.

thats the mega evolution you fucking idiot
its pokemon rainbow because prisms and necrozma

>>32249673
and also rainbow since Hawai'i is the rainbow state.

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Prism Tower of Lumiose city is the main "light" source for all of Kalos

Lumiose Badge looks like a UB

AZ's floette is still unreleased and got an updated move animation

Red Magearna is still unreleased

Chamber Of Emptiness was never explained. Marshadow still unreleased and already revealed in Shuffle

Olympia looks like a human Lunala

Kalos has Sundial. Alola has a moondial (although it's not flat out called the moondial)

Kalos introduced Mega's, the DNA shown when Mega evolving is Rainbow colored

I'm expecting the next titles to be a revisit to Kalos.

>>32247883
I haven't seen any dislike outside of /vp/ or maybe gamefaqs. I also personally love the gen 7 art.

If you want to find people complaining about artstyles go mention Deep Strange Journey on /v/.

>>32247894
Well thanks for answer, but why the people in this fucking site still think that more vibrant colors means childish style or cartoonish when all the animes now, even the more serious are using bright color schemes.

Also i understand the Deep Strange Journey rage, is pretty generic but out of that it have a good character designs.

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Even incineroar looks good in the official dinamic art.

lol three furrets

Better start looking for Corsola then

>>32247878
One party member down.

Two to go.

Oohhhhhh SHIT
That's fucking DARK, man!

What is that rectangle under their feet supposed to be?

>>32247733
NowthatswhatIcalledgy.jpg.png.gif.webm

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>>32247695

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>>32247695

woah

There's only one nation.

Under god. With liberty and justice for all.

>>32247684
not since 5th gen