If Mew can learn any move, why doesn't he use [spit up] after every meal? Then he wouldn't get so fat.
>Mew cannot Swallow
>Mew cannot Spit Up
W-what does he do with his food?
again with that same mew image with the blue background and the fat fetish talk
you've been doing this for almost a month, don't you got anything better to do other than shitpost?
>>33472757
Yeah, let's talk about all the stuff there is to speculate about USUM, like Dusk Lycanroc, Kommo-o's Z-Move, the Vermilion Gym Expy, the Box Legends and...
Oh wait, that's literally all there is unless you're desperate enough to discuss a 22 Minute Advertisement known henceforth as "The Pokemon Anime" and every other form of Pokemon Media is dead as fuck.
Why is he so attractive?
Because Game Freak knows how to make attractive characters.
Olivia pls
>>33472667
he's EVIL though!
he locks his daughter in the basement and feeds her raw fish!
not to mention, he also cheats on his gf/wife
I love Kris!
Original.
If the guy that help me make it is reading this, thank you.
>>33472566
ITT: Pokémon with a higher Attack stat than Lugia
>>33472370
>>33472370
Okay /vp/ I've started a new HeartGold game. Dubs gets to name my rival
>>33472324
Silver
/vp/
>>33472324
If you choose Chikorita, name him Numale.
If you choose Cyndaquil, name him Barafag.
If you choose Totodile, name him Waifu.
lol
>>33472280
>came in here to make a joke about the image taking too long to load
o-oh...
>>33472280
xd
Than dedicate a song her.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJQ8qevibM
>>33472248
https://youtu.be/mjwV5w0IrcA
Claiming Kris!
I can't think of a song.
>>33472248
>Pawkaywhyfoos
Is he our new Dedenne?
>>33472057
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean but I'm sure it is some ashnime shit so fuck off back to /padt/
>>33472072
>ashnime
Fuck off, this term isn't used anywhere else.
hype is nill.
how do you get people hyped about this game? seems like they don't know the pulse of their audience. we need stadium, snap, colosseum level spin off games
>>33472029
>how do you get people hyped about this game?
It's already on the Switch, for one.
almost bought a Switch for it but then instead I bought some Tamagotchis, the new ones are dope, also
>Snap
>good
lmao
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/subject/pokken%20days/
GET OFF MY BOARD,GROUDON!!!!11
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>33472011
Shut up literal hamwhale.
>>33472011
A tgread died for this
Get bent sushi roll
Do you bathe your Pokemon?
Yes [spoiler/]with my tongue[/spoiler]
>>33471934
You triedBut that's hot
>>33471912
Yes, I clean them in Pokemon Refresh™!
You're about to begin your new adventure in the Kalos region.
And then this guy starts hitting on your mom
What do?
>>33471891
Begin my new adventure in the Kalos region.
Rape him anally to assert dominance.
Joke's on you, I am my mom
which versions of pokemon games did you buy growing up?
for me it was
>Red, Gold, Ruby, FireRed, Diamond, HeartGold, Black, Black 2, Y, Omega Ruby, Sun
the "blue" ones (except gold). my brother got the red ones
>>33471839
Blue, Silver, Ruby, Emerald, FireRed, Diamond, Platinum, SoulSilver, Black, White 2, X, Omega Ruby, Moon
nothing too consistent
Started with Leaf Green, then Emerald, Pearl, Heart Gold, Black, White 2, Y, and finally Moon
rate these abominations
>>33471823
>sound
>>33471823
Shyleon > Trishout > Shlong
>>33471823
>literally just a serperior with arms and legs
>go to http://www.cpokemon.com/seccion/herramientas/tipos/en/
>pick favorite pokemon by type
>post results here
What'd you guys get? Pic related is mine.
>le everyone post no one read shit
Why do you fags keep making these threads
No one fucking cares what your favorite pokemon are.
>>33471887
What are your favorite Pokemon bro?
>>33471887
Shut up