Can anything top this perfect couple?
god everytime i see the fucking owl i can only imagine him being a beta "tips fedora" virgin
leave tsareena alone you fucking "nice guy"
>>32436265
A healthy helping of femdom can.
What can you do?
*Unsheathes Landorus-T*
Heh... too easy
>>32436202
Question what Alolan-Muk is doing in UU then attempt to revenge kill it with Scarfed Krookodile but expect the switch and go on from there.
>>32436202
Sic my dog on him.
ever notice how the concept art of the newer games seem a little better than what is actually shown?
Like look at Nihilego, it's so much cleaner and horrifying than it's in game counter part
or look at Guzzlord's, this shows so much more interesting concepts for game play
and Buzzwole has so much more character and personality (and is larger) then in game
I just don't understand they could've done so much more
>>32436126
That's 3D models for you.
Welcome to Showderp, here we give six Krabby Patties to champ, and he eats them on Pokemon Showdown.
>burgerland
dogars.org
>champ
unknown (could potentially be !AyM8d5HCVI if it's not a ruse)shit I forgot the pickles
where battle
>1 hour without a champ
We need a champ.
Best SM song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9au2MI5OuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8E-ZXheQlY
All the SM music was bland, boring, generic and got annoying over time. Fitting because it was made for one of the worst games ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDLj143lxVk
>>32436000
>>32436422
Nice digits
>32436428
pic related
Why did Pokemon shift away from being an adventure and more towards being a story? In gen 1 and 2, you were just a random kid who ended up thwarting Team Rocket because you happened to be in the right place at the right time. Pretty much all the roadblocks in the game either required HMs or items. Barely any of them just disappeared automatically, you had to actively do something to get past them. Gen 3 and 4 started the trend of having fateful encounters with legendary Pokemon but the regions were still very open in their designs. Then gen 5 set the standard of having a region where you can only go forwards or backwards. Fast forward to gen 7 and the player has an encounter with two legendary Pokemon before they even get their first Pokemon and the game can barely go 5 minutes without running into a cutscene.
While the games have taking a number of steps forwards, I feel like they've really taken a step back in this aspect.
>>32435969
During gen 4 Japanese parents complained that the games were were to convoluted for children, and so gamefreak responded by making Pokemon games more linear.
I know of at least one RPG that has a fairly linear plot progression and no one ever complains about it because the story is that good. Pokemon's problem is that the story was shit from the get go.
>>32435969
I never liked Kanto and Johto exactly because of this. I don't want a game where everything that happens in the story is up to chance. I want s proper story where it makes sense to go from A to B to C and so on. Even if it's not linear and you can go from A to C to F to B. I just don't want the story to be 100% "you just happened to be in the right place at the right time" like in Gen 1 and Gen 2. And to some extent Gen 3.
How do I enjoy playing Pokemon again? What are more activities I can do on the game series?
>Pic related
>>32435932
It depends on what you enjoyed about the games to begin with.
Try some romhacks, maybe.
you cant
once you realize just how much pokemon sucks its impossible to enjoy any more
just play other games instead
shiny hunt. wifi battle. the possibilities are endless.
Last Thread >>32423652
>What is Pokemon Pets?
It browser based game that we are playing because of nostalgia for Pokemon Crater and because the OC pokemon look stupid.
>Where can I play it?
http://www.pokemonpets.com/
>Can I have free stuff?
Ask nicely and someone further in the game could help you out.
We now have a guild you can join with the code DICKS. Guilds do nothing but provide you with a private chat room.
Alright, I evolved Ibui into Espeon.
Now all I gotta do is get it to a level where I can mega evolve it.
I've already got a Mega Gem, and a Dragon Orb.rip all my fucking money though
In this episode we trade with a person who really likes Porygon and get the Jew
>tfw ascended
What should we nickname it, lads?
Describe your favorite Pokemon in only 5 words and others try to guess.
Twist: You can't repeat words in your description that people before you used toward their descriptions, unless their post time is within a minute before yours.
A purple creature with claws
Any more I'd give it away lol
Objectively the best Pokemon.DORAGON.
>>32435794
Sableye?
>>32435795
MCX
>Lucario was revealed 12 years ago
Lucario used to feel special and unique back in the day. People even assumed it was a legendary until DP was released. Nowadays, with the "charm" all gone, GF shilling, and cancerous fanbase, Lucario is now LucariNO.
>>32435780
Lucario's as cool as it ever was. You just let its popularity affect your opinion.
>>32435791
>tripfag
Before Misty rode off on her bike, she could have kissed Ash before she went off. Why do you think the writers didn't do it?
>>32435652
Because she had a life and moved on with it. Her world didn't revolve around Ash's dick.
>>32435652
Because that was when it knew it was a kids show and didn't include cringy shipping trash.
>>32435652
It was the 90s. Sex wasn't the #1 seller back then. Maybe like #3
>Switch is a home console XD
The Switch is a handheld you can plug into a TV
Home console or not, gen 8 will be on Switch.
>>32435549
I'm not sure. Pokemon will eventually move to the Switch but GameFreak and TPC are technically independent from Nintendo. They probably want to go where the most money is to be made, AKA where the largest install base is.
Sometimes I wonder how it feels to have a popular favorite. How it feels to be on the forefront all the time. Anything Pokemon related, your favorite is sure to be there. Getting more attention than others, getting more love than others.
How it feels to look down on others.
>>32435361
Nah It feels fine. Doesn't make me any different than people who like less popular mons other than the fact that they get more merch. Don't look down on others either. Why would I feel the need to anyways?
It does suck sometimes. It's just words and all and you learn to ignore it but the more popular something is the more hate it gets. People throw the words like "overrated" and "Mary sue" around so often that they lose their meaning. Even if it's true it can't help but hurt a little
Don't give a shit if a pokemon is popular. Just don't shove the thing down people's throats like they did for lucario.
>>32435435
like they still are for Lucario*
FTFY
>Always just assumed that Nosepass had one leg and a weird circular chin.
>Emerald comes out.
>IT'S A FUCKING LEG
Anyone else have similar stories from when the sprites were static?
>>32435324
I thought that was its mouth and it was just going "ooooooo"
>>32435351
fuck
I think you might just be retarded
You are a new employee of GF, as a reward for your effort you are allowed to create a new pokemon. You can choose between: a new line, an evolution for an old pokemon, a mega-evolution, a regional variant or a legendary.
Share your ideas and rate others.
Make my name with an insane gimmickmon.
Ability: Rewind
When this Pokemon faints, the battle restarts, except this Pokemon is still fainted. This ability can only work once per encounter.
Give it meh stats and attacks, so its not too OP.
Electric/Steel
Based in chidejika
>>32435282
Mega Charizard Z, of course. Make it as overpowered as possible.