What Pokemon do you consider to be "unnatural" or "artificial"? As in not an animal or plant.
People are always complaining about how later generations have more artificial Pokemon, I want to see if that holds up.
>>32454292
Jynx is very unnatural
>>32454292
Klink line
Magnemite line
Bronzong
Magearna
Porygon line
Vanillite line
I would say Ditto (if the theory is true)
Mewtwo
Baltoy line
Golett line
Klefki
>Gen 1
>Geodude Line
>Magnemite Line
>Grimer Line
>Ghastly Line
>Onix Line
>Voltorb Line
>Koffing Line
>Ditto
>Porygon Line
>Gen 2
>Sudowoodo Line?
>Misdreavus Line
>Slugma Line
Gen 3
>Nosepass Line
>Lunatone
>Solrock
>Baltoy Line
>Castform
>Shuppet Line
>Duskull Line
>Chimecho Line
>Snorunt Line
>Beldum Line
>Regis Line
Gen 4
>Drifloon Line
>Bronzor Line
>Spiritomb Line
>Rotom Line
>Gen 5
>Roggenrolla Line
>Sigilyph Line
>Yamask Line
>Vanillite Line
>Elgyem Line
>Litwick Line
>Cryogonal Line
>Golett Line
>Gen 6
>Honedge Line
>Carbink Line
>Klefki
>Bergimite Line
>Diancie
>Gen 7
>Stufful Line
>Comfey?
>Sandygast Line
>Minior Line
>Mimikyu Line
>Xurkitree
>Celesteela
>Necrozma
>Magearna
>Marshadow
>>32454334
I see where you're coming from, but I think people are typically more bothered by Pokemon based on artificial things. So like, something like Chimecho is clearly meant to be an natural animal, but it's based on an item.
Basically anything with no clear animal/plant basis.
>people still believe Grass type is bad even though the top tank and pivot in OU is a pure Grass type
What are the reasons this myth continues to be perpetrated to this day?
>>32454221
>Rattata used Ice Beam!
>>32454221
Grass is absolute dogshit offensively. It's only saving grace is that it's SE on water, but everyone and their mother carries electric coverage for this very reason anyway.
Defensively it's a mixed bag. Being resistant to water, electric and ground all at once is VERY valuable, and it's immune to several common status moves, but it's also weak to a ton of common offensive types as well.
Any good grass type Pokemon is good in spite of its typing, not because of it. Grass is dogshit.
What is he typing?
>>32454031
OP is a fag
>>32454031
he is inciting starter wars on /vp/
>>32454031
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
But really now, it's literally and I mean LITERALLY just a fucking toucan with angery eyes. Like cool it can spit seeds, but I can do that too. It's just a toucan. There's NOTHING to it. It is not even good ingame or competitively either. So what's the point of adding another forgetable, worthless "literally my mom's animal" to the franchise? Like i'm asking seriously now. What is it that it's "fanbase" aka a vocal minority like about this thing?
>>32453971
>vocal
is it?
>Wahhhhhhhhh the new Pokemon look so weird!! I miss when they were ANIMALS with some simple details! Not abstract ideas, that shit is fucking stupid I hate anything past the first 151!
>Receives a Pokemon which just what these faggots asked for
>This shit is stupid! It's just a toucan with angry eyes!! Gamefreak can't fucking do anything right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can't win.
>>32453971
why is it so angry? Are toucans known for being full of rage?
ITT: Your mega evolution ideas
>Girafarig evolves into a psychic/dragon Kirin
>Grass/Fairy Belly Dancer
>basically an osprey (helicopter) but with palm trees instead of propellers
fighting/psychic ashura Machamp
I think it would be nice since Machamp is based on Kinnikuman, and there is a character based on Ashura(ashuraman) in the series
Fuck I need to vent.
Look at this motherfucker, look at his fucking face.
This man is a vermin and I hate him. There's not a single redeeming quality about this cunt, everything about him is cancer; his annoying "please like me and side with me" personality, his dumb glasses and that turd he calls a haircut. He knows so well that his brain dead friends will eat his shit up no matter what he says. When I look at this "trainer's" fucking face I see everything I never ever want to be; a slimy hipster narcissist that has no opinions of his own but rather just exists as a mirror of his surroundings. Like if this dickhead had a physically demanding job he would 100% try to weasel out of doing any manual labor by like looking at his fucking pokedex or something. And he's a "gym leader" so you can't even do anything about it and it drives you fucking nuts. When I see him I feel like screaming into the mirror like a fucking psychopath, because I don't know how to assure myself of the fact that the world is going to be ok with trainers as stupid as this having any relevance. His face is like what I image those gay looking people in Unova watch on tv. Fuck this guy.
I need to learn to meditate or something.
>>32453782
Don't worry, in the end and the sequels he gets better.
>>32453825
and BETTER
>>32454103
A N D B E T T E R
Have you ever fallen in love with a pokemon character?
May-be.
BigRedAnd airplane shaped
Yes
Decidueye threadDon't let this die
>>32453610
FUKKEN ABRAFAGS GET OUT
But he's already dead
"Mega evolutions and legendaries are dominating the meta, let's fix that by adding more powerful and broken options!"
For fucks sake.
>>32453604
>Only one UB is broken, the rest are just average to terrible (Guzzlord)
What did he mean by this
UB's min-maxed stats both a blessing and a curse
>>32453604
>Pheromisa is powerful and arguably broken
>Celesteela is powerful but not broken
>Guzzlord is JUST-tier
>the rest are decent
What did you mean by this?
>implying the meta is the first thing they think about when designing these things
Poisonous Bat and Jellyfish of healthy UU
Fuck Tentacruel desu
>>32453662
lewd
>>32453662
t. Primarina
post your 10 favorite Pokemon and 10 favorite games. R8ing others is up to you, but don't ask to be r8ed if you want r8 others.
>>32453569
I dont have time to do this, but I do have time to compliment your very good taste.
I did a retro one awhile ago, I cannot be bothered to make another though....
1.Ludicolo
2.forretress
3.Alakazam
4.M-mawile
5.Rotom
6.Buzzwole
7. Porygon-z
8. Skarmory
9.Scizor
10. Magmortar
>>32454676
Great taste, anon. Sometimes I want to go back to the SNES era.
This is the King Of Alola, He ruled the Alola region 1,000 years ago. Say something nice to him.
nice hairline
>>32453499
your great -great-(...)-great granddaughter is pretty fine
>>32453499
i forgot to mention he has all 3 starters on his team.
After a life changing journey, you've finally made it to the Pokémon League! But you couldn't have done it without your friends!
>Roll your team of 6 Pokémon with the settings in pic related
>If they're Legendaries, re-roll
>Fight the against the team above and below you
>Anime Mode:
>Give a small backstory on how you met each of your Pokémon
>>32453416
>Being to lazy to post a link
Us anons have to do all the work
>>32453416
>>32453422
>not posting the Link
>not doing it yourself first
shit thread
I'm feeling a few of these guys.
>Meditite is defintely my Shoulder Mon.
>Gorebyss is Mom Mon
>Impish Donphan still acts like a baby Phanpy
>Morlull and Snorunt are Rookies probing their worth
>Leavanny is too Relaxed too care
>>32453422
Oh shit I'm sorry.
https://randompokemon.com
Anybody else miss seasons?
I know that at the end of the day it was a somewhat useless feature, but it was pretty neat.
I know every game has that one neat little feature that ends up being removed in the next game, but this one was always my favorite.
This is one of the reasons I loved gen V
>>32453400
interesting concept but frustrating in practice to catch shit or get through Spiral Mt 3/4 year. Dec, Apr, or Aug are the times to get through the mountain
>>32453400
Seasons were only pretty in BW2 like picrelated. In BW it's like "Oh, so I can't really get a Cryogonal because I started playing during the wrong season"-stupid and the maps look just a little different.
I don't miss them, but I miss being able to change my nigger's form (Autumn is superior).
Fell in love with Pumpkaboo when it was leaked before the game released (XY leaked very early), planned a team that would benefit from it's typing and was hopeful for it's evolution.
I was expecting a cute black-cat like evolution.
Got this shit instead.
What did GF mean by this?
To top it off it sucks immensely and the size gimmick is garbage.
Same thing to a lesser degree with Aromatisse but that's been talked to death.
Anons, what are your let down stories?
Ribombee. One of the few times I wish it'd been a case of "it just gets bigger".
>>32453389
I agree, love Cutiefly's design.
My main gripe with Ribombee apart from design is that I can never use him successfully.
It has Quiver Dance, alright typing (Bug is meh, Fairy is great), good STAB moves, but just gets bodied by anything and lacks the firepower.
I was expecting a fast glass cannon, instead I got a fast glass BB gun.
>>32453363
spore tier let-down