Who is best Barefooted pokegirl?
>>32557297
>Thought this was a Chicken-chan thread
>Still not disappointed
Objectively speaking, it's all a matter of taste ,headcanon and how much your preferences dictate your imagination. All Pokegirl feet are more or less the same since artists (official or not) barely touch on ethnically distinct foot structures on characters.
Who else?
these threads are even more autistic than furfaggotry desu
kill all yourselves
Just been playing Pokemon Green recently to get the nostalgia feel from Gen I. And seriously, who the fuck thought releasing this shit was a good idea?
>waking up wastes one turn
>Wrap is retardedly OP and coupled with paralysis or badly poisoned status makes it overwhelming
>there's even a fucking bug where a poisoned Pokemon using Wrap triggers twice the status damage for each of the extra attacks
>luck-based events such as self-damage during confusion, accuracy, and stuff like critical hits either work all the fucking time or never (Ondine's Starmie crit 4 fucking times in a row when I fought it)
>Psychic types are absolutely overwhelming and catching a fucking Abra in the wild on the north of Cerulean makes you go Easy mode for the entire duration of the game
>Ghost counters most attacks (they'd be quite OP too if they weren't Poison type as well)
>Grass, Bug and Ghost types have to rely on status changes because who the fuck cares about making actual attacks for them
>SP ATK and SP DEF are gathered in a single stat, which makes it a must-have for any Pokemon, no matter if it actually uses special attacks or not...
>...which does not fucking matter anyway because special attacks barely exist and Psychic types hold the monopoly over the few that actually exist
How ANYONE can think those games are good is fucking beyond any understanding.
>>32556974
>Ondine
Bonjour, friend!
But I agree, Gen I mechanics are shit.
>>32556974
I like one main thing about first games. Many creatures learn A LOT of normal attacks and TMs are precious things that expand the posibilities.
>>32557017
>many creatures learn a lot of normal attacks
>so rock and ghost types become needed
>as a result, psychics become staple because the former have very low special and the latter are weak due to secondary types
>as a response to Psychic types, there's ????
There was fucking nothing. Psychic types were the top of the food chain and no amount of TM could correct this, not even using your Jolteon with Pin Missile.
I don't understand Noctowl. why does a clock-owl evolve into an owl that is not at all clock-based?
This thing is so cool, but I don't care if it's a regional bird, it feels incomplete without another evolution.
>>32556885
Sometimes you ask for things you don't want. There's this monstrosity...
>>32556885
It'll get a Mega in the future or maybe a regional form or something else.
>>32556885
>implying owls are birds
R8, h8,masturb8
>>32556488
Shit taste
>>32556488
>no ampharos for electric
>no nidoqueen or gliscor for ground
>gardevoir
6/10 taste.
>>32556488
>Wants to have sex with pretend animals
-0/10
How would you console your sister?
SNES
>>32556353
I'll use my dick as a pacifier. That should do the trick.
>>32556353
Get her a Champion. Assuming I'm filthy rich, i can even hire the faggot to be her personal toy. She can do anything she wants with it, dress it up, train it be a faithful pet, experiment on it in lewd ways, anything at all. The humiliation factor of doing this to a Champion would also be a nice plus. I'm sure she'll be happy with it.
I like Celesteelia, but anyone find it an unfair counterpart for Kartana? Kartana is just an origami craft and it has to compete with a giant bamboo stalk with freaking rocket thruster arms.
Celesteela is huge!
Any romantic non-H art out there for these two?
>>32556327
To be fair, Kartana can cut through skyscrapers (and presumably metal structures like Celesteela) like butter. It's pretty balanced.
Chicken-chan is an 11
>>32555773
ok
but im an 12 so it okei
>>32555773
11/10?
What was the greatest moment in /vp/ history?
This gets my vote
>>32555673
Gen V leak season
homemade anon threads were an adventure
weird conclusion
Reminder that Misty is the best.
Pikachu is hotter
>>32555509
The best dog
>>32555509
whats that thing on the lower right?
new pokemon? it doesnt look like anything i've seen
Mime Jr. thread
>I was trying to breed mimes just now
Is this fate
Also, that's a lot of Mime Jr. plushies.
>>32555409
Mega Mime when?
>>32555731
If Mega Mime ever happened, how would it stand out from its normal form? Would it change type or is it perfect the way it is?
I really want one with a harlequin type looking hat/hair. Would it be capable to ascend into something cuter? Like a mesh of Mime Jr. and Mr. Mime?
Post fake Megas, also r8 and h8 and guess which tier they would belong to.
Mega Goodra
Dragon/Water
Drizzle
HP: +0 (90)
Att: +0 (100)
Def: +25 (95)
SpA: +25 (135)
SpD: +30 (180)
Spd: +20 (100)
Without question OU.
>>32555434
if not uber...
>>32555440
I just typed up this huge thing until I realized it really is OP and maybe Uber material.
>Sludge Wave has an 85% chance to 2HKO Tapu Fini if Rocks are up
>Even in Rain it has a 98% chance to 2HKO Ferrothorn, guaranteed 2HKO with Rocks
>Rain boosted Surf/Pump and Draco Meteor
Fucking sick. It's like Zard Y except with slightly better coverage and an exponentially better typing.
>Swift
>スピードスター Speed Star
Star-shaped rays are shot at the opposing Pokémon. This attack never misses.
What's the origin to this attack?
>>32555136
it also makes physical contact
lets say kirby reference
>>32555138
wtf I love Swift now
>>32555136
Yea I was wondering, materializing fucking cartoonish stars to attack? What's the basis lol.
haha
please don't give that retard/master baitman more attention
>>32555105
What's your point?
>Mega Gengar used Ice Fart.
>Torterra had to rethink its existence.
Could a Speed Boost for (Sp) Attack be balanced? Assume reasonable stats (no Smeargle tier stats).
Speed Boost itself isn't balanced.
>>32555000
>Moody is imbalanced
>Speed Boost is imbalanced
Why doesn't Gamefreak just get rid of these abilities?
>>32555003
Game Freak doesn't care about balance that much. They care about gimmicks.
Their main competitive metagame is also a doubles format, where neither Moody, nor Speed Boost are even close to broken.
IT'S ALREADY BEEN HALF A FUCKING YEAR SINCE SUN AND MOON WERE RELEASED. WHY THE FUCK HASN'T THERE BEEN A SPINOFF GAME ANNOUNCED YET. AND NO. THAT MAGIKARP MOBILESHIT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT. A NEW MAINLINE GAME CAN FUCKING WAIT. I JUST WANT A NEW FUCKING SPINOFF GAME LIKE A NEW MYSTERY DUNGEON OR POKKEN SEQUEL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. FUCK.
Wait for the E3 where they will announce some Switch pokemon game and DP remakes.
>>32554887
FUCK YOU. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SLEEP WITHOUT KNOWING WHEN THE NEXT SPINOFF GAME WILL BE ANNOUNCED OR IF THERE WILL EVEN BE ONE AT ALL. FUCK.