>you're at the beach
>you walk around and see dawn doing this
Wat do
>>32859612
>Thinking dawn would act like this
>Pure late night degeneracy
Delete this
Rape
>>32859612
Consensual sex
>black
>spikes slapped on
>rainbow shit
Take out Lusamine and this looks like a Necrozma fusion.
>>32859474
No it doesn't, idiot.
Tinfoil on.
>>32859474
> Nihilego + Necrozma Fuses
> You can't see Necrozma in Ultra Space (light shit, prism shit)
> Nihilego + Necrozma Fuses with Lusamine
> Nihilego + Necrozma Unfuses with Lusamine
> Necrozma Escapes with Lusamine/MC/Lillie through Nebby's Portal
> Necrozma suddenly appears in Alola, now visible
>>32859527
I believe
Lyra is Kris.
Fairy is the Light type.
Pidgey is Johto's regional bird.
We will never get a Mega Flygon.
We will never get another Eeveelution.
We will never get another third version.
Whether his name is Green or Blue doesn't matter.
Genwars, starter wars and anything of the kind are literally fueled only by retards and trolls.
We won't get back the Dream World or Battle Frontier.
It's time to wake up.
Most of that is correct but literally what idiot would even want the Dream World back
>>32859394
people who want dream balls or certain items
>>32859500
Why not just ask for those instead of the bullshit back
*blocks your path*
Please marry me.
>>32859328
This.
>>32859328
Neck yourself.
Woah...I have a pokemon "theory' too.
Guys just think. The "chinese" leak, was actually the codename for the "chinese" themed region. Like, so meta.
It all comes together, I will spend a few dozen hours doing "research" through textual analysis of the pokemon source material. I bet I could get my findings published.
Oh god, I can't believe this is happening so fast, but I think Jesus Christ and Pokemon may be connected in a conspiracy with the end of times. Trump (yungoos) is the antichrist. I can defeat him as a Christ-like figure since my omniscience reflects my divine powers. I think I will make the world beautiful like Lysandre when I save the world. Likewise, Lusamine, Lysandre's daughter, I will strive to make the world beautiful, but not let myself go mad with power. Nihilego, represents nihilism.that infiltrates the heart of those who rise to power and lose meaning. So please, anyone listening, I can be your true messiah, do not listen to other theorists -- they are false prophets. Together we can do anything as free and beautiful beings when we unveil pokemon as real. Through our peace and knowledge, Pokemon from the ancient past will arise, and we will live in harmony in the pokemon world. That's right, Christ was actually Lillie. I am her reincarnation, and will strive to restore our humanity. Lillie will actually veil pokemon to the world in ultra sun and moon, and protect them. But now I have decided to lift that veil, and once pokemon ultra sun and moon are release, I will "switch" the perspective of humans to themselves and the pokemon world. Thus, the supposed "switch" rpg will actually be a real life role playing experience. I know this truth might scare you, but please don't be afraid. Soon we will all be happy.
I wrote a theme song for our new lives:
Love is forever,
Love is for always,
Hand in hand together,
We runnin' with the Mudbrays.
I think this is legit. Also, that song is amazing.
>>32859212
Even if this is ironic you need to seek mental help for even thinking about this
>>32859439
Thanks for replying.
Sometimes I wonder if anyone is even listening to me. There are so many important things to talk about.
But all other people want to talk about is sex, drugs, and violence. I just want it to be like the good old days, back when we were all friends in the womb of mother nature.
Thanks again, I honestly do appreciate from the bottom of my heart. I am sort of fragile right now, and your words have lifted me out of a depression. That's right, even the messiah can have depression. It's not just a woman's issue or a sign of weakness.
I hope we can keep this line of dialogue going. Please get your friends to join in too :)
Depression is not just a mental illness, it is a family value.
Why does Incineroar get so much hate here? It's so cool.
Because of faggots who need to force their shitty starterwars
I am a real owlbro(real) andI want Incineroar to yank my collar as he shoves his cock down my throat so I can guzzle his sweet cum
>>32859078
oh boy I can't wait to see how this thread turns out
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>>32859037
lmao great post
>>32859037
Haha! Peace out XD
>>32859037
Masuda is a trap?!
>Still doesn't get Brave Bird
Why does Gamefreak hate it so much?
just fucking look at the female version
>>32858982
I don't get it
It's not a brave bird, it's that simple
>>32858982
Poor basic bird, it needs some game freak love asap
why did pokemon games on here feel so lifeless and dull? was it the speed?
>>32858915
>lifeless and dull
but anon that's how all pokemon games feel
Alternatively you got Pokemon fatigue.
>>32858921
This is DS not 3ds
>>32858929
this post has no reason to exist
>A boring blue otter crippled with anxiety and has a seashell fetish.
>>32858909
>synonyms
>>32858909
>A lamp that flies
>isopod on steroids
What went wrong?
>>32858845
Nothing, She is perfect.
>>32858845
We only saw her in uniform once.
>>32858845
Besides the fact that she's even more annoying and egging than Misty?
What went wrong?
He used Flygon.
He used Flygon.
He used Flygon.
Is there a reason Donphan isn't used more?
God tier move pool in stealth rocks and the best coverage combo in the game of play rough and earthquake.
>Inb4 50 base speed
It also gets one of if not the best priority moves ice shard.
>>32858455
Outside of rapid spin it's completely outclassed by every ground type in OU
50 base speed
And it's just meh.
>>32858488
Howso?
Has /vp/ ever influenced your opinion?
>>32858313
Only a little bit. Most of this place is just contrarian for the sake of it, and very few people here make good points, or know how to back up an argument.
other than showing me some neat facts or uses for certain pokemon, no.
Most of the board holds little value and especially not any of the posts that think they're discussing anything
>>32858313
/vp/ made me unironically like Lando-t.
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First for Nuck
Cute and blonde.
>>32858260
>tfw you have to change back to a male avatar for raids
I just wanted to be a qt dammit