>"Hey you! Yeah I'm talking to you! Get your ass over here! From now on you will be my boyfriend, there's nothing you can do about it, you're mine now. Now hurry up and kiss me. That's what boyfriends do, right?
What do you do?
>>65906
"nice try, Hansen."
>>65906
Sorry I have a girlfriend
>>65906
"I have a wife. And you're like seven years old. Also, please close your legs; showing your intimates is not very ladylike."
>>65967
Your wife is an old hag. This beautiful young war machine has breasts so she's clearly much older than seven.
>>65906
>>65940
dont be fucking gay
>>65970
Okay.
"I have a wife. And you're like twelve years old. Also, please close your legs; showing your intimates is not very ladylike."