>wipe ass
>blood
>wipe blood
>ass
spit on the toilet paper
it both cleans more thoroughly, preventing haemmoroids, and gives a more gentle, less abrasive wipe
>>47203
>look in toilet after poo
>almost solid red
IM A HUGE FAGGOT AND I LOVE SUCKING DICK JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU
>>48053
FUCK YEAH FIRST 10K
So, has Hiro been better or worse than moot?
who is moot?
>>47991
Hiro is a dumbass who actually believes 4chan can be profitable.
Worse. The fact that we have this board to post on is proof.
>So i bought a pass like 6 months ago
>I usually lurk /b/
>The other day i got banned 3 days + a warning that my pass can be cancelled for flooding/spamming
All i did was posting a shitload of shit in g/fur and traps threads because those faggots belong in the /trash/
Why can other people post banana in YLYL and gay bullshit in any thread but i can not?
>>47933
because they appreciate irony
>>47946
What does it mean?
>>47951
Dude you don't understand
I almost made them give up on posting on /b/
But one mod had to be the whiteknight of the situation and ruin everything
;(
just renewed my pass
>>48001
Well done.
Welcome to the desert of memes son.
so this is basically a dead board yes?
>>47756
pretty much
>>47760
I disagree
Oh I love bagels!
I have fast pants...
How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat it's all I ever
>>47988
CUT MY FRIES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY MEAL ORDER.
She's such a nice character
>>47941
That's nice, but is she more powerful than Madara Uchiha?
Keep in mind I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan, a perfect Susano’o and the ability to control the juubi and the Gedou Mazou.
is that you anon? from the picture? are you really open 7 days from 11:30 am to 2:00 am?
>>47186
I relate 100%
All I want is for peace and quiet with my wife
When did you realize that nothing you posted on 4chan really mattered?
Black lives matter
Welcome to nihilism. You can either choose the noose or play video games and not give a shit.
You mean me personally? Because otherwise, checked the news lately? And that's just for starters.
This is the third thread of all time and I am very excited to begin.
Remember the rules of my thread
-No posting in my thread, this is for me to post in.
-No lurking in my thread, this is not here for you.
-No replying to my posts saying that this is not just for me
-No reporting my thread
-No linking my thread to other threads
-No saving my pictures, even if you only see it while browsing the threads
Mods, I would appreciate it if you enforce these rules.
Now to begin.
>>47630
You can only post in this thread if you're not going to kill yourself.
>>47352
Seems like we're the only ones not planning on killing ourselves
>>47369
slow board
What if I don't think I'm going to kill myself but I always keep open the possibility?
any /vip/ anons want to make a /vip/ discord
no voice obv
but just a place to chat and make friends
i joined one for r9k and its a lot of fun.
I'd be up for one, if someone else would make it.
>>47765
if we can get a few more ill make it
>>47758
sure
Come play minecraft with some autists on the 26th on 4craft
>What is 4craft?
Short-term faction warfare between 4chan boards, with a custom map and plugins (that mostly work)
>Why should I play?
That is a good question honestly...
>When will it launch?
Some time around Christmas (hopefully)
>How do I participate?
Just join the discord and request to join a board
Discord: https://discord.gg/WrTB4AJ
Server IP: 4craft.us
>>47534
Hey Heaven.
Sounds like fun, but it's something that ultimately comes down to if /vip/ wants to do it.
We're a pretty slow board so it takes a while for a response or organization to really happen.
Want me to make a strawpoll and give it a little while to populate?
>>47535
Sure, that would be great
>>47534
All right /vip/ strawpoll time!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11864119
Should we invest in a Minecraft Island with a Giant Wall as we face off against other board islands in 4craft, or do we not want to play Minecraft with the rest of 4chan?
Poll is open until Friday,
Rules of the poll:
Aggregate must be equivolent to either
a: /vip/ posting ratio
OR
b: thread posting ratio
The meme button memes. Meme points are added to the higher of yes or no.