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Kill yourself, my man.

>>53327
Don't worry, I'm already on it, my dude.

>>53329
proof?

I haven't seen that image in years now

People on YouTube kept trying to trick others into believing they were YouTube's police force and they liked that image

But they had the intelligence of 10 year olds

This isn't pol

forgot i had a 4chan pass until five minutes ago

>>53223
You misspelled po.

>>53207
You probably should define male or female, idiot.

>2015+2
>not peeing while sitting down

Good job missing the bowl and getting piss all over the floor assholes.

>>53242
I pee while sitting down because I am lazy. When I pee standing up it's because I'm too lazy to pull down my pants. Either way it's for comfort.

>>53099
>finally having something to spend Bitcoin on

It's not a big deal anon, and anyways $20 is chump change for a whole year of no recaptcha. Just pretend you bought it for luxury reasons.

>>53101
You're absolutely right. I actually wish I payed for this earlier, I can't believe how annoying the captcha was now that its gone.

>>53101
>pretend

Try introducing another friend to grassroot politics. In a couple of decades he'll be inviting you to hang out at the White House with him.

>>53040
A friend I used to discuss politics with all the time back in high school is a hardcore communist and, I suspect, a member of a local antifa group. I'm more likely to end up in a gulag than in the White House.
>>53041
WoW

Don't feel responsible for other peoples poor life choices.

gake and fay

>>53081

This board is epic.

>>53081
>piosted yesterday
>one reply
>still not archived
"This board is epic"
fuckn kek

>>53081
I like this board. It makes my bucks bang.

>>53151
look, i know you just got here, but this is /vip/, please in the future make /vip/ quality posts.

>>>/trash/

>>53043

She's deceased.

>>53043
Pretty dang good I'd say.
She visited me at work today and brought McDonalds.

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>>53043
Very close, but kind of too close. Restricting me from doing certain things and keeps demanding me to save more money for my car insurance.

kimi ni mune kyun (kyun!)
AISHITERU tte
kantan ni wa ienai yo~

i-ta-li-a-no eiga demo
miteru you-ou da NE (ne ne ne ne ne)

kimi ni mune kyun (kyun!)
uwakina natsu ga
boku no kata ni
te o ka-ke-te
kimi ni mune kyun (kyun!)
ki ga aru no? tte
KOWAI kurai yomare-te-ru~

>>52675
Bathroom floor, found a syringe
When I was on the Hydro Tour Howie went out on a binge
The snake bitch I was fucking even took him to cop
A month later he was on the floor looking for rock
Missed a flight to Czech Republic, walked in the path
Of Howie lying in his own puke dying from crack
Cocaine poisoning, he shot the heroin since fourteen

[instrumental]

I would be much fatter if I continued to drink soda so neither. When I did drink soda the best was Crystal Pepsi.

If we're talking regular soda, then Pepsi.

If we're talking cherry sodas, then cherry coke.

>>52970
None, both are poison

>>52044
Weed.

>>52044
That smoke will make you choke.

Camel Menthols.

>>53029

so threads like this with a nice cock

>>>/pol/112396901

are totally politics and if you report them you are causing too much job

>>52928
>old hags
>cute

>>52928
I "Like" Jeopardy on Normiebook, and it seems like every week in my feed they are promoting some adorable new champion. As if there are these brilliant, beautiful women all over the place and I'm just not finding them.

Frankly, I find that even more depressing than my friends' pictures of their wives and kids.

>>52933
>As if there are these brilliant, beautiful women all over the place and I'm just not finding them.
They all have a meeting everyday and find ways to hide from you.