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I drive a prius and attend anti-capitalist rallies while snapchatting and instagramming from my smartphone.

How smug am I?

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>>55474
That depends. How often do you post in all-lowercase when responding to someone you disagree with?

I live in a town with a hyper liberal college. I used to be a hyped up SJW but I got red-pilled when I realized that most of the people around me were complete dicks. Even the ones who weren't complete dicks just avoided politics in general and went along with their crap.

>>56506
あんたがシビルにすすめて、ジャービス・モローといっしょに逃げださせたとおっしゃるなら、わたしが、これだけは、だれにもできまいと思っていたことを、あなたは、やりとげたわけですよ、シャーリーさん。シビルには、とても、そうするだけの意気がないんじゃないかと、心配になってきたところでした。そうなれば、こちらで降参しなければなりませんからね。しかも、まったく、われわれウェストコット家の者は、降参ということが大きらいなんですよ！あんたは、わたしの面目を救ってくださったんですよ、シャーリーさん。ですから、あんたに深く感謝します。

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>>53789
(You)
(Você)
(Usted)
(Anata)
(Tu)
(Vous)

>>53789
hello op

>>53789
how are you?

"The only way to phonepost properly is to not phonepost."

-Sun Tsu

How about we meet up at the local mall, you give me a blowjob in the public restroom, I jizz on your face, and then we walk around the mall until security notices you have my man batter spread all over your face. I am a gentleman so I'll try not to get it in your hair.

>>56066
sun tsu said that, but posted an image.jpg to go with it

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>>55516
How do I surround myself with people though?

>>55516
How do you "scale" intelligence? With an IQ test? I have stimulating conversations with a literally retarded friend of mine, whose smile is a sunshine to me.

Likewise, I have a 145 IQ and I can dig through really "retarded" past social media posts from when I was 17 years old, and even from this year. You're more likely as smart as your ideology.

>>55516
But wouldn't you start to feel stupid with everyone discussing stuff that's obviously out of your league? Or is that the intended purpose?

>>55437
It's a natural consequence of being exposed to 4chan over time

>animeposting

y'all is so gay. why?

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>>54856
That's some pretty pathetic shit anon. Why not try to enjoy life as a hedonistic fuck instead of feeling sorry for yourself all the time?

I planned on drinking myself to death but then I got gout and the pain from the flare up was so bad that I had to quit. I thought I had broken my arm somehow and then they told my nah just gout.

>>54859
it's hard to slip into hedonism when you value the opinions of others

>>56002

He who has seen little wonders much.

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>>56002
its a weird board because you have to pay to post. only weird people and children with access to daddy's credit card would do that.

It has no topic and no culture so people don't know what to post

>>53130
"no"

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You thought you could escape just because you have to pay in order to post here?

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Petite, busty
They just do it better

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>"mmm anon I think you're finally catching on! So happy to see such progress in your cooking under my watchful gaze"

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>>54875
You fucking retard, this has been around for 2 and half years and is literally just the occasional time when it doesn't ask you to "click all images with X."

>>54875
The reduced post timer and spiffy badge that sets you apart from the free2post.

You're paying for this shitty board lol

and evading rangebans.

>>51722
That's nice. Enjoy your trip/vacation, Anon!

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>>51722
have fun

In chatrooms all the time. I've notice some of my other chatroom goers using kek or hue more but a lol still happens. I've been using chatrooms since 95 and I'm not going to stop using lol because 4chan meme culture changed lol to lel to kek.

>>55797
>4chan meme culture changed lol to lel to kek.
So what's the next step?

>>55800
Probably something related to video games. We got kek out of the laughing of Horde players from the view of Alliance on WoW. In a parallel to that the onomatopoeia for laughing in Korea, a huge market for video games, was also kekeke. That's how that took root. I could be wrong though. With the way things are going some tumblrfag might make a different way of laughing because it's less oppressive.

Kill yourself? Yes. We don't need more phoneniggers.

>>56213
Wow bluetooth wide open. I hope someone with a malware beacon passes you on the street.

>>56213
Ask your GF to renew it for you as a present

also lol @ a pass not even removing ads for you from the website. How much extra money are they making off ads with pass users? It's dumb economics.

First of all, as is, the pass is only worthwhile to those who are active posters. Most people are lurkers, some post every so often, very few post regularly to make a post worth it. A pass that removes ads increase the appeal of a pass dramatically since it benefits all types of users.

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>>56077

>>56089
I think you're trying to make fun but it's not going to work. I've been Eggplant-sexual since playing Kid Icarus as a child.

>>56093
I thought I was the only one