Vi laver en ny fordi den anden ikke funker udgave
Finland is not Nordic
Finland is part of Russia
>>1080
>>1078
är det sant att danskar i större utsträckning är nbögar?
>>1078
Finland is an Oblast in the leningrad region
STRONG
FINNIC
JAWS
>endnu en /gfd/rr/ tråd odelagt af triggered MRAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gzWvs3U9s
Jag vill studera i Finland. Vilken studielinje ska jag ta?
>>1088
Humanistisk
>>1088
negerlinjen
>>1089
Det hade jag tänkt, men vilket program? Helsingfors har ett intressant "nordiska och finskugriska språkprogram" som jag är sugen på just nu. Åbo sägs vara bra för Svenskar, men Åbo akademi har inga program som verkar intressanta.
Hur många är små söta pojkar som behöver kärlek?
>>1091
Well the Helsinki one isn't swedish? You'll manage with swedish in most places if not the swedish you will receive might be quite simple. Nonetheless language won't be issue since you know english. But otherwise i'd suggest you take the line what interests you the most. I don't think you should be asking about it from me.
>>1093
Helsinki university's program is taught to both Finnish and Swedish, as well as Swedish as a secondary language. So just the education should be fine for me to understand. And as you say, language won't be an issue regardless.
It seems I have to go to Finland to write an entrance exam before I'm accepted? That seems cool, if sorta frustrating and expensive for me. At least Åbo lets you take the test in Åland, which should save some time.
>>1094
Ha kul med att bli ner huggen av finnar.
>>1094
>That seems cool, if sorta frustrating and expensive for me.
I don't think ferries, flights or just outright driving here is THAT expensive. Well of course for a student.
Om jag vill besöka Färöarna måste jag ta färjan från Danska eller hur ska man dit?
>>1097
Färjor går från Norge också.
>>1097
Det går fly fra Köbenhavn (Kastrup/CPH til Vagar/FAE).
>>1097
>Goda Finland vill besöka Onda Finland
M-MEN DU KOMMER ATT DÖ ;_;
>>1100
Nei, du må fly tilbake til Köbenhavn og så til Island.
Go' morron va händer idarå??
>>1103
*pussar dig på kinden och masserar rumpan på dig*
Inte mycket, själv?
>>1105
>M-men jag har bestämt mig att skaffa ett Färöiska flickfän (pv).
>flickfän(pv)
Bögigt, men om du blir glad så kör på
>>1106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBVpgx4sRxo
>>1093
>You'll manage with swedish in most places i
This is bullshit
>>1109
Is it?
>>1085
You know i really do not think the size of the jaw determines how combat skilled you are in fact to large jaw indicates to much testosterone which in turn means to low intelligence which is bad in combat.
In general average looking persons would probably most often win a complex fight involving both strategic considerations and great and surprising tactical moves.
>dkn fick internet problem missa provuppdatering 3 och 4
>dkn snart startar del 5
>>1109
In Åbo? In Helsingfors?
>dkn sista provet önska mig god lycka
>>1114
Varför är du inte jude eller sjundedagsadventist? Då kunde du lätt fuskat.
>>1113
I Vasa eller Åbo finns det ganska många svensktalande folk.
Post marching songs from your country
this one is from our civil war
https://youtu.be/SoENzQ-rOd0
>>1116
Estonia is Nordic
>Mette Frederiksen er stadigvæk ikke min hustru
>>1120
hon ser ut som BEEEES osv
>>1121
>from your country
Red Alert isn't Swedish
https://youtu.be/-m4tALfqyME
>>1123
I didn't realize it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfKnvyt6-8s
One I know from my mind
>>1124
what about "white trash" songs from your country?
https://youtu.be/XbsuSoUT2yk
"no mercy in his sight when man kills his own dog, no warmth in his touch. Man beats his own wife. No hope at home, man leaves his own children"
>>1109
Eh i mean services. But it'll be awkward. I'd really suggest just sticking to english. And no, people don't really speak good swedish anywhere even in the big cities no matter how much fennoswedes scream from their little circles that their bubbles are 100% swedish. It's a strict impossibility considering the highest number of fennoswedes is concentrated in helsinki and even then it's merely 10% of the population of the whole "metropolitan" area. Turku even less.
t: Knower and city connoiseur
>>1126
Would be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ58WxM8uog
HEI WER ARE THE WELFARES
>>1126
>what about "white trash" songs from your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhLG85ecJ4Y
>>1126
>Not posting the absolute cream of the crop when it comes to white trash songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts_Lw3qrTfM
Shame on you
>>1129
our most common refugees are from macedonia
>>1132
If their surname endings are not:
-ski
-ov/-ev
-ich
they are not Macedonians but gypsies or albanians. You have been informed.
So byrjar man aftur at drekka í dag.
>>1134
Bra, som en sann viking
>>1126
>>1131
I unironically like both of these songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmP-3mQtsvU
>>1133
yeah I know the macedonian embassy in norway even said they are all shiptars and gypsies
>>1133
Oh and gypsies might also hide behind these so "Bajramovski,Ibrahimovski,Redžepovski,Mustafovski,Memedovski," also aren't gonna cut it as well.
Later.
what do Swedes think of Finntroll?
https://youtu.be/tEzuxkkGyWQ
Is it a known band at all?
>>1134
>kláraði 12x330ml og hálfan landa brúsa í gær
hellað
Einn félagi minn þambaði 1,5L af thule og ældi honum svo strax aftur upp
>>1140
Among those who like such music, yes.
I like it.
>>1140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwo6bMKBaw
What do you think of this :^)
>>1139
http://www.vf.is/frettir/areittu-born-i-straeto-og-gerdu-adsug-ad-logreglu/73453
>shiptars sexually harass children and try to fight police
>>1143
kek, Korpiklaani in general is meme tier
I like this song from them:
https://youtu.be/-QYbI_suVpM
>>1145
>kek, Korpiklaani in general is meme tier
Y-youre saying I am liking bad music and finns will laugh at me?
>>1144
How well can you read old Norse by the way?
>>1140
Swedish sounds gay, even when growled as deeply as possible
Hi, it is kang here. After a lengthy period of extensive soul-searching and thorough examination of the Finnish soul as a whole, I have seen the light. I have come to the conclusion that Finns are, always have been and always will be, a Scandinavian / North Germanic people, and that no amount of denial will change this. I shall soon head to the streets of Helsinki, to party with my Swedish Nordo-Germanic brödrefolke. With them I intend to talk about our common Germanic heritage, traditions and Odin.
I have managed to tap into my genetic memory and discovered the tongue of my ancestors:
Finnar är germanska nordefolkande, inte mongoler! Heja Sverige, allihuuppande Svenska taalande!
>>1149
Is this a memepost to trigger finns to attack each other?
>>1149
i would estimate that about 5% of finns are germanic, and the rest are not in any way. but i don't care about you larpers, so do your thing
>>1151
se oli jeccu :^)
>>1150
>>1151
>Taking this obvious bait.
>>1148
>>1146
Go on, listen to some real music boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vK28UVPBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsckXVn2Ki8
>>1154
fuck forgot to write something
it pretty much looks like icelandic
like reading faroese but easier
Er det her den perfekte verden?
>>1156
>>1157
>>1153
>black metal
>>1159
Mitä? Kelpaako räppi? Pave maijanen? Tschaikovski?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlNe6vyokI
>>1157
Är man furry om man gillar sån här?
>>1162
ja
OG PIKKEN VAR SÅ STOR
What are we doing in this chat room?
>>1165
Men din snopp är ju liten
>>1166
We pretend to like each other, be relevant and bant each other to death.
>>1167
Haha those people are drinking potato booze
>>1168
Kyllä
Explain yourselves, Sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckAAh-V428
hvað finnst ykkur um lil peep?
>>1171
$uicideboy$ erum betri
>>1170
Social justice warriors and shit
>>1173
What did SJWs have to do with Finns getting their houses burnt down in the 19th century for having Finnish books?
>>1171
Bög musik...
>>1174
That part is due to "royalists", "nobility" people.
Most of sweden is "bönder" according to these people.
Kinda like how past russians have 0 power when tsar did whatever he wanted
>>1172
hlusta á allt
shakewell
germ
pouya
ramirez
$uicideboy$
lil peep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKalQrHXayI
>>1178
Sluta breva dålig musik
Nostalgi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_YtklLyyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9nEPvca4vk
de e najs
>>1176
>mfw i see or hear a helsinkifag call someone a bönde
most annoying dickheads in finland, hope we arent the only ones who have to deal with their kind.
unsurprisingly they're really into nigger music, red and green parties and all kinds of hipster nonsense. is there a swedish equivalent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBHBBVT4Y80
>>1182
Yes we have exactly the same and it's in stockholm.
Post some nice finnish music or funny videos.
>>1184
Here's one, i just remembered it when i tried to remember nostalgic music. This one came out in 2002, that's 15 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpK0EnIJXY
t: Other
>>1184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-TB4Ma8ihg
>>1184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkzTRwqS6Zw
eg eri forelskaður í Kristinu Háfoss
>>1184
This is finnish cuckolding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5tCmDRFoH0
t. eri
>>1182
>oh you're from (insert any town besides reykjavík)
>where's that?
>>1188
>Færöysk "wikipedia"
>>1188
Vafan är det för fel på dig, varför är alla kvinnor du gillar så fula.
>>1189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiII_XIy58w
>>1188
Hon er lekkir
>alene på en lordag
>>1196
>Hon er lekkir
>>1193
>er eitt
>menniskja
>>1197
>alene alltid
>>1197
>>1200
Men ni har ju oss.
>>1195
Pulkkinen & Pulttiboys honorary mentions, spede is namber wan.
>>1194
>han tænder ikke på venstreorienterede milfer
>>1195
>see erotix in title
>"oh boy some hot finnish girls"
>click video
>it's fucking men
GIVE BACK MY 10 SECOND
>>1202
Pulkkinen is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbDIXPuOQ0w&t=61s
Remember Jopetshow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReDJgv79df4
>>1205
Älä rupee häsläämää.
Jope comes after all of these shows mentioned before.
Hejdå ni alla, jag måste gå till jobbet nu.
Hoppas ni har väldigt kul och oförglömlig lördags kväll.
>>1207
Hejdå Pekka
>>1207
Kos deg
>>1205
Jope on paskea. Muut on rautoa.
>>1170
Since when the fuck did Olofström have >10% mongols?
Er du glad for at du blev fodt som mand?
Jeg er meget glad for at jeg blev fodt som mand
Jeg syntes at ejg vandt kromosom lotteriet
Desuden har jeg så ondt af kvinder at jeg er offerfeminist
>dkn klar med provet
>tappa internet
>>1115
Vadå, vad sker då?
>>1212
t. Renée Hanrejsen fra radikal ungdom
>>1214
Jeg stemmer faktisk DF
>>1212
>Er du glad for at du blev fodt
nei
>jeg stemmer DF
>>1217
Hvad er der galt med DF
>nationalister
>socialdemokrater
Hvad er der at hade?
>>1216
sniff 20 mg citalopram og kom ind i kampen
>tfw ongir bertföddir dadlu etandi jihadistar í fo
>dfn ingen færöysk fisse
>kvinders seksualitet
I wanna kiss with everyone in /nordic/ :3
>>1078
My lad was just on our national news
They put a lot of words in his mouth
"Even though there is little company anon doesn't care"
Like lmao we often hold parties with 100+ people
Btw he though it would be fun to move out into the countryside when he was 15 and start living as a farmer which is why he was on the news
Thanks for reading my blog
>>1224
Bra blogg
Abonnert ;)
http://kvf.fo/gmf?sid=66700
Tað er spill av tíð og pengum at byggja so nógv har suðri, um oyggin doyr út um 20 ár allíkavæl. Suðuroy átti at verið avtoftað ístaðin, suðuroyingar skuldu verið fluttir við lóg til Havnar.
>>1223
Get out furry
HYLENDE
>tfw grandparents didn't pass Danish down
>tfw all I can speak is English and French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5-hIBIrQY
who else /dart/
>>1229
>tfw I'm literally the only person in my close familiy who doesn't speak Sami.
>>1230
Helviti eg elski KVF.
>>1231
SAMEJÆVEL
U T
T
>>1225
Takk
Veganar eru að kall hann siðblindan
>>1232
Tróndur Vatnhamar er kongurin
>>1231
>>1229
>ville prate dansk
haha FY faen
>>1235
Tað er rættiliga stuttligt, hvat KVF finnur uppá. Dart-kapping, ja, hví ikki.
>>1227
Okay not furry :3
>>1239
brev ræva di
>>1237
Please no bully.
>>1239
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?
Okkara vanliga er ikki so galin. Smakkar betur enn Veðrur.
Norrǿnt?
>>1244
Fortæl mig om præpositionen "til". Hvad afgjorte kasusen på Norront? Det er ret tilfældigt på moderne færosk.
>>1245
Meget godt spǿrsmål!
Preposisjonen «til» er egentlig et *substantiv*, og det var et intetkjǿnnsord. Det er også det samme ordet som tysk «Ziel» i dag. Så når vi på islandsk sier f.eks. «til Noregs», sier vi altså «Ziel Norwegens», eller engelsk «goal of Norway», «Norway's destination». Dette er hvorfor preposisjonen styrer genitiv.
Verb og preposisjoner som styrte genitiv i norrǿnt har i færǿysk gått over til å styre akkusativ, men det færǿyske språket beholder likevel en del arkaiske genitivsuttrykk. Flere enn norsk gjǿr, i alle fall.
>>1246
Det hele giver mening nu
>>1248
>>1231
Är du finsk?
>>1250
Varför byter inte alla nordiska länder till svenska?
>>1252
Svensk bliver udskiftet med arabisk og somalisk og i 2050 vil kun Finnere tale det.
Og hvis Danmark også falder, så kan vi bare lære Finsk.
Spǿg til side, men hvis vi alligevel skal have et universelt sprog, kan vi alle sammen lige så godt skifte til engelsk.
>>1250
Not close at all. Some Northern Sami words are similar to Finnish ones though, but a Sami speaker generally can't understand anything a Finn is saying.
>>1251
No, mostly Norwegian Sea Sami. Think I might have some Finnish blood from a great grandparent or something
>>1254
Samer och finnar är de samma.
>>1248
glad for å kunne hjelpe.
Please give me a 6'3 gf from the yellow area
>>1257
That map is outdated. The yellow areas are now black areas.
>>1257
sendt ;)
>>1257
>includes light brown
then it's literally 95%
>>1258
That applies to Sweden only. Give me an ethnic Dane gf pls, preferably tall and big boned
>>1080
jeg bor rett ved dette
>>1261
t. 56%
kanskje hvis jeg brever noen runer
Öl prumpar ;)
>>1264
brev den beste runen du noen sinne har sett
>>1261
Want me to throw in a manjaw, a dose of roids and a strapon for ya?
>>1266
hva mener du nå
>>1268
din favorittrune
>>1265
ja, tú, eg havi lagt til merkis, at mínir fretar lukta nógv verri, tá ið eg eri hundasjúkur.
Are there any urinals in Sweden? I've been here for a week now and I'm yet to see one, what the fuck
>>1272
Are you there on some government fund to research Swedish toilets?
>>1126
>what about "white trash" songs from your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOf0WBek-uw
>>1231
>En snözigenare
min enda önskan är att få 1974 ogjort, är det så mycket att be om?
>>1264
Runorna är spegelvända. Norrmän kan inte skriva!
>>1277
hva...? runesteinen er ikke norsk. innskrifta ble riktignok ristet hǿyre-til-venstre med vendte runer, så jeg speilvendte bildet for å gjǿre det lettere å tyde (for min egen del).
og det blir jo ikke merkbart, siden tegnene ender opp med å bli "riktig vendt", som man kan se. (ᚨ, ᚹ, ᚱ, osv)
>>1273
not really
but every time I enter a public bathroom and see no urinals, just a row of stalls I have a moment of doubt if I entered the right one
>>1111
None of that don't matter shit.
This does.
>>1111
>in fact to large jaw indicates to much testosterone which in turn means to low intelligence
It doesn't.
Amount of testosterone indicates how much dominance you assert, and intelligence (plus other aspects of personality) determine in what way you assert it (people with low IQ tend to show dominance via violence)
>>1281
i'm part of the 45%
tilfredsstillende liv
jæja farinn að finna á mér
Hvör annar /ballast/ her?
>>1286
aftur í dag? eitt grúiligt skil
>>1286
svona ballast?
basquiat mixed with monet when that heron in me
>>1290
smoking nicotine pcb
Jeg elsker anime!
>>1292
ég er að drekka
20 ára afmæli hjá félaga mínum í kvöld
>>1170
The finnish speaking minority in Sweden were just Labour immigrants, and were not a historical minority of sweden, while the swedish speaking people in finland were their colonial overlords, and made finland to what they are today. That is why the finns are forever grateful to their swedish overlords.
Do Swedes understand Danish or/and Norwegian well? Or vice verse?
>>1296
Sometimes.
Hvor kan jeg finde et åbent gloryhole i Kobenhavn? Skal helst være en kvinde på den anden side. Tak på forhånd.
>>1298
jeg ingentingeng
>>1298
Er tað ikki eitt í sirkus?
>>1300
skuldi ikki undrað meg
>>1301
Haha. Möt mær har kl 03:30. Skal sutta teg av
/öl/ fokk havi bara vodka eftir
>>1111
There is many sides in many things
Morgunball hjá mær.
>>1305
Fokk. So einsamalur, helviti
>>1306
Okay. Fokk. Finni eitt annað morgunball
>>1307
Gott at sita inni og lurta eftir Chopin og lesa Platon, og ikki ganga vilstur í rúsi leitandi eftir ringum vertskapi.
>>1308
Oy. Kom byin. Finn meg. So morgunball hja mær.
Ella ikki. Eg finni okkurt.
#BALLAST
>>1095
Ha kul med att bli ner huggen av somalier.
nordic? more like norDICK