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Pure Girls You'd Bring Home to Mom Edition
eyosongive.us
first for best girl
riven is the best girl
FORSAKEN JAYCE TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY RITO
>>99768306
>those arms
horrible artist
Bard has unequivocally OPENED DA GATES on burden of knowledge in LoL.
What BURDEN OF KNOWLEDGE would you like to see in the game now that the door has been slammed open?
xth for yordle pussy
>>99768375
Cuntrag. You will get what's coming to you.
>>99768372
based
xth for support boypussy
LAST CHANCE TO CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
http://strawpoll.me/4074252
http://strawpoll.me/4074252
http://strawpoll.me/4074252
>>99768410
champions who can hide inside/carry around other champions
some times I just wanna be a literal tank that can mob down towers and provide shelter for my poor squishy teammates
>>99768306
XTH FOR OUR GUY XJ9 UNBANNED STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HITBOX.
>>99768306
xth for cuddling my waifu :3c
When does TSM play again
>>99768597
Kill yourself
Still working on soraka, tried making the arms less pink as the last anon suggested and started working on the hair parts.
Feedback?
>>99768410
WEAVER
is this a good career move?
>>99768634
>watching esports
way to support the cancer that killed the game
>mfw a kog'maw request was what finally made blulu leave
I feel bad for the guy now
>>99768654
Zoom in on her butt
>>99768407
Those arms are fine because the art is stylized. The in-game models look way more fucked up, bud.
Is it a bad idea to main Koggles? I feel like I do well most of the time I play him, but people say you shouldn't pick him into assassins or strong cc initiators.
>>99768654
why the fuck are you even doing this riot will never accept it and you are just being retarded
go do something else with your life
>>99768796
Trist, Kalista, Jinx
No reason to play Kog
NEW CLG
CONFIRMED
TOP: Hash
MID: Justin Pobeeber Park
Jungle: king trick
AD: hi im memes
Support: zion
Lolg, what kind of car do you drive?
>>99768597
they unbanned /mlp/'s guy?
>>99768906
No reason to play Jinx too Jinxfag
>>99768906
I like Kalista but fuck those other whores. Kog'Maw is much more fun and does just as much damage.
So they nerfed the jungle item and the toad buff
it's nothing league of tanks is here to saty bend over little pussy marksmans
>>99768410
I just want Invoker in League so I can stomp shitters into the dirt with my autistic champion and brag about how much better I am.
Why are they updating Poppy?
Oh right, we have to wait for 2 more years.
Fucking Riot I have this shitty ass company.
>>99768909
xj9 is gonna be clgs new jungler
>>99768905
>why the fuck are you even doing this
For myself.
>riot will never accept it
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Why the fuck do I give a shit what those incompetent kikes think?
>you are just being retarded
>go do something else with your life
Where is all this mad coming from?
>>99768306
This was always my favorite thread picture
Riven is such a whore
>>99768742
This. A lot of Esports players are really unprofessional, and I think it's because we don't hold them to the same standard as regular professional sports players. If we don't want the general public thinking we're a bunch of petty kids we need to start cleaning up our act. It helps when pros do the right thing, then their audience will follow, and then it will look good for everyone playing.
I mean we already follow their meta and builds, why not set an example for us with their behavior as well?
>>99768410
Bloodseeker Rupture
Kunkka X Marks the Spot
Rubick Spellsteal
Urn of Shadows
Jakiro Macropyre
wait how the fuck did xj9 get unbanned today and is already master tier?
>>99769224
>What is ELO boosting
>>99768909
confirmed new team:
Top: zion
Mid: froggen
jungle: xj9
ad: rekkles
support: chauster
source: clgaming.net/news/71-clg-summer-split-new-roster
>>99769224
He still played the game even though he was banned
>>99768750
feels bad man
>be ADC
>enemy has nasus
>game goes on for almost 60 minutes
>no one peels for me
>scimitar and flash aren't enough
solo queue is suffering
>>99769156
Don't worry anon I think it's cool OC.
>>99768654
body is great now, make her hair more pale
Why is their so much drama in the LoL community? It all seems so petty. And why is everyone always pissed off or rude? I mean, if you aren't having fun, why do you still play?
guys what is it called when you get a tantrum and slap your mom
How long will urf be around?
>>99769630
Tirlt
I'm sick of playing all the same champions over and over. I just want 1000 IP so Ican buy the brown one.
>>99769630
pimp syndrome
>>99769642
2 AM PDT of the 13th.
>>99769630
a nigger moment
>>99769501
What do you mean by pale? More white, or what?
Low Diamond shitter here wanting to learn to adc
How do I Jinx?
>+14
>-28
Heheh
Hehehehehe
>>99769576
> if you aren't having fun, why do you still play?
because humans are weird
we are willing to put up with 5 games of shit so we can play that 1 game where we go 21/0/10, carry and feel awesome about ourselves
>>99769630
This is our future, people. The future of the world is resting in the hands of these youth. God help us.
The game itself is fun. Can't stand the community though.
>Compared against other toplaners, having access to a strong self-heal and low mana costs is a pretty sweet deal - so we're toning down some of his innate staying power so it's easier to send Hecarim back to the stables.
>Hecarim
>STRONG SELF HEAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>6/1 in placements
fuck the pressure is getting to me send me your energy
>>99769630
idk but it should result in you getting your teeth kicked in
>Giving Zed a 400 HP item with 20% CDR and percentage armor shred on top of a free ghost
Epic.
#gamergurlz
>>99769849
harass with rockets
cs
auto in team fights
>>99769848
more white, lower the blue
>Sejuani is on free week
Whoah.
Maybe just don't play league for a week?
>>99769849
>diamond
>can't play adc
jesus christ
>>99770069
maybe you should play ranked
>>99770000
holy fuck everyone looks deformed or some shit
>>99768306
Does watsu still want guides on eyoson? I'm thinking of contributing several gameplay guides for /lolg/. And if yes, does it have to be in MS paint with a lot of board culture memes?
>>99770000
more like 5 nasty fucking sluts
holy shit fucked up asians are gross
>>99770069
>playing normals
?
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE DO SO BAD WITH CANCER IN URF LOL
I'M CRYING
>>99769896
>top hec literally starts shit tons of pots
>nerf jungle hec for no reason
>>99769896
>>>/REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT/
>tfw playing this shit for so much time that i know by the way people talk in the champion select if i'm going to win or lose
>>99770000
This general has taught me that these are all dudes.
>>99770192
>rylai
>>99770000
I just got a bunch of STDs by looking at this picture.
>>99770000
>far right
that's a dude, surely
>>99770189
I just hit level 30, I'm not going to go straight into ranked and get silver 5 or even bronze.
>>99770331
so play draft and ban her out
>>99770321
>this pic
Holy shit stop triggering my memories
>>99770278
I know how it is
>hey guys im twelve years old!
>do any of you watch anime? My favorite is Naruto!
>XD
This is how you know you're a dead motherfucker
>>99770331
but it's what you are. just go play ranked
>>99769890
this
>>99770087
Whats wrong with that?
It's not like I cant play it at all, Im just not that good at it
>>99770321
>bing and bong
QUICK I just picked tristana in a ranked match without having played her since the rework
how do I tristana
>>99768796
He's fun and cute but almost impossible to play in soloqueue because your retard team won't protect your vulnerable ass
I want vlad to teach me the ways of heimomancy so I can suck him dryin both ways
Post your music when playing ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5lyc2gLri4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQNWafc6_9k&list=PL59OZEZpInRbVQ8GYDhhk9Rkg2QgOTtua&index=3Yes, I'm a hugh final fantasy faggot
>We know this is a pretty sizable damage reduction on Gromp buff for lategame tank junglers, but there were two reasons: first, this thing was getting a little bonkers against squishy auto-attacking marksmen (with little to no meaningful counterplay).
>(With little to no Meaningful counterplay)
32% lifesteal doesn't counter a shitty damage over time?
Since when?
>play Mundo in URF
>our dude didn't ban zed
>got 300 armor and 4k HP
>he stil kills me
Goddamn
/blog
>>99770524
you played her before then? it's just the same shit, except you don't have heal debuff now
also autoattack the E target for maximum deeps
>>99768474
riven shits fury on yas though
>>99770615
It's just a shit excuse to try to get around having to change the damage that tank junglers do to adcs late game anyway (cinderhulk + thornmail + % damage)
>>99768742
Are you implying there's any redeeming qualities to this game past esports?
This game was meant from the moment of its inception to be watched, not played
i started playing a week ago
my friend told me to play godyr
how does one play godyr? is it difficult? i dont even know what it means
thanks anons
Guys I think I might have made Bard useful as a mixed damage jungler.
>Playing bot lane
>Enemy shoves our shit in all game
>Jungler too busy making LeBlanc spend mana on W to come help us
>Bot lane again
>This time we get to shove
>Jungler pitches a tent and won't let us think about going to the river and then calls up the other two solo lanes to come in and finish the job and mow down three of our towers
>>99768750
where does he post his art?
yo
is there any way to get all the skins on your account to text? i know of elophant but thats pictures, i want it all as a list
>Zed can hit over 800AD
Why is this allowed?
>>99770459
That's just being retarded. Why would you start ranked when you're still a beginner?
>>99770782
I think your friend must be a memer of the highest caliber
he wants you to play udyr
don't do it
>>99770871
why wouldn't you? there's literally no reason not to
>>99770615
ADC mains are the most vocal crybabies.
>>99770782
Godyr is Udyr.
He is this dude who channels animal spirits to punch people.
>>99770864
Bad late game memes
But in all honesty it means he stacks armor pen and he still has higher AD than someone with 6 BTs
>pobelter listening to nigger rap
every time
>>99770703
Just buy fifteen (15) zhonya's
>>99770916
Can you blame us
We do all the work in every fight and you guys only notice our existence when we fuck up
>>99770871
You can play ranked whenever, even if you get 'better' in normals you'd be getting better in ranked.
If you haven't found the champs you like to playand be able to play them decentlyand have the rune pages you need by the time you hit 30, then there's no hope for you getting beyond silver.
Has Fizz AD become obsolete with the last patch, is it the time for Fizz AP to rise?
>>99770562
thanks for the throwback OST m8. rlly calmed my tilt
help..
>>99770929
>channels animal spirits to punch people
>>99771087
>We do all the work in every fight
>Try to play Alistar
>Enemy team has two ADC's
>Meanwhile the enemy Amumu gets double digit kills and builds pure AP
How the fuck do I itemize against this?
>>99769156
>Where is all this mad coming from?
Not same anon, but where else? This is League of Legends. This game was designed so that everyone who plays it is mad 23/7, 7 days a week. You have 1 hour every day to take a break from being mad.
>>99770615
Riot thinks AD carries should be able to annihilate everyone with three autos with "no meaningful counter play", especially Jinx who is their new best friend of all fucking time.
Gromp, thornmail and all that are the only answer to lifesteal, and now that shit don't even work.
>>99768654
Change the haircolor and it's perfect.
Those hips and tits, man. Also would love to see a closeup of her ass.
Why is XJ9 so based?
>>99771230
Try a noose.
I want Kayle to dominate me in the bedroom. Serve me justice for my naughty actions.
late for pool parties
>>99771230
>enemy is fed as fuck
can't itemize against that, can't win them all
>Lower Zed's Q damage on both physical and shadow
>If he hits both on the same target, it does increased damage.
Does this fix Zed?
Others
>Passive no longer applies to minions
>Max distance Zed can tele back to his shadows
>>99770889
>>99770929
ez baits ez life
LATA BITCHES
>>99771273
> Also would love to see a closeup of her ass.
I think you'd enjoy Studio Fow's latest release.
When is Riot gonna implement a little button that tells you your ping in-client?
Yeah I know you could open up a custom game too but I forget to do it sometimes and it's a hassle. You shouldn't really be forced to do that.
Imagine how many frustrating games could be avoided with this...
>>99771474
Does he do League stuff?
>>99771459
>Give him a mana bar
>remove his 25% bonus AD
>remove his passive damage to minions
>make ult damage work only on post-resistance damage dealt, not pre-resistance
>remove scaling MR
>remove 345 movespeed
only once all of these are done can the healing begin.
>>99770146
Yeah probably. Why not just send them in and see what he says? He's a pretty easygoing guy anon.
>>99770839
blulu's gallery is linked on the vg artists tab of eyoson m8If you're reading this blulu take my claim of your death as a sign to step up your game yo
>>99771585
>his ult is pre resistance
holy shit i didnt even know this
>>99768750
>implying shell ever leave
>>99771340
Who's more popular? Cait or Miss Fortune?
I mean as a waifu and/or fap material.
>>99771269
Please explain why a champion like Syndra who just presses QWER and watches people die should be stronger than a right clicker who needs to make a decision as to what to target every half a second
That's why you keep getting these stupidly overloaded champions like Yasuo because they're trying (and failing) to make the other roles as difficult as adc to play
>>99771725
it's the little things that make a champion bullshit, anon
yo is reese here?
i did itfor youcontext: I was in an URF viewer game on aphromoos stream last night and asked you fags what I should do
>>99771087
>We do all the work in every fight and you guys only notice our existence when we fuck up
As a support main this made me die a little bit inside.
>>99771174
Anytime
xth for best waifu and mother of my fictional children
>>99771182
-________________________________-
>>99770562
this is my ranked playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQbqkO51L5CJU-Dy0-659M4VlCRE5KkLv
>>99771864
The purpose of AD carries is to do sustained damage, not burst.
IE meta turns it into sustained burst.
>>99771927
ayy
based af
>tfw you lose so many games that you are slowly improving on how to not die.
Does this happen to anyone else?
>>99770916
This is only because Riot refuses to buff Miss Fortune and for some reason won't remove CC abilities completely from the game.
>>99772135
>every ad builds IE PD LW BT
>maybe a scimitar if too much cc
nice diversity and shit
>new black cleaver
I feel like building bork and the new black cleaver will be kinda OP
>>99771927
another fun moment from that game
RIP IN PEEPS
PULL OUT THE BLUE CARDS
THE LEGEND SALUTE
D CANE COMING IN
LATAAA BITCHES
SWAGJUANI GODYR MJ KOBE
PIMP CANE NASUS
RACOON DOG
+6 WE STACKING
THE GATES
D CANE ITS COMING RESPECT IT
WOOOOO TRKGOD IN THE CHAT
>>99771340
Is that aka6 work?
>>99770562
https://soundcloud.com/kevin-mochang-kang/sets/chillllum
keane playlist
There isn't a SINGLE game in existence with as little consistency as league of legends
Some abilities go on cooldown as soon as they are cast when they have a second activation, while others don't start until the 2nd activation is used
Some on hit abilities work on towers
Some don't
Some on hit stacks work on towers
Some don't
Some abilities give sight for no good reason
Some abilities reveal you in brush, despite not hitting anything
Some abilities DON'T reveal you in brush, even if you hit something
Some charging abilities go on cooldown as soon as you start charging
Some charging abilities refund some of their cooldown when they are interrupted, while some are put on the full cooldown if interrupted
>>99772204
that happens to everyone who plays enough. it's called learning
>tfw out of blow so can't ranked
>have to wait till tomorrow to pick up
what should I do in the meantime
>>99772258
yes
kogmaw, vayne, and twitch go ie pd lw bt every single game
this is a true statement
>>99772354
OK retard
>>99772258
IE needs its passive reworked or the item removed, plain and simple.
When BT worked off stacks, yes we had obnoxious healtank ADs and heavy scaling everywhere, but fights lasted longer than the instant they got a crit fo 1000000 damage and deleted the mid laner.
>>99772278
it'll be really good with hydra
wukong might even become meta
>>99772294
BLUE CARD SALUTE
D CANE
IT'S REAL PEOPLE
RESPECT IT
>>99772354
Some posts are good. Some posts aren't.
Like that one.
If you're not a jungler main you are a carebear
>>99771952
I always feel bad when I get a support with me. I'd rather have a tank there to take hits for me and not have to worry about him dying or healing me. I play safer.
With supports I always feel like I let them down if I don't try to save them, especially if they're always healing or buffing me. So I play more aggressively and then I die more as a result.
>>99772416
>>99772465
mad cause their shit game is getting blown the fuck out
stop sucking chinas dick for your shit generic waifus
>>99772452
ITS FUCKIN REAL PEOPLE
>>99772484
Not a main, but jungling is my 2nd favorite role.
>>99772431
someone post a gif of that game where lemonnation gets crit 3 times in a row by an IE only ADC (caitlyn i think) and dies, 100-0%
>>99772452
>not building triforce and last whisper
nigga how did you do any damage at all
>>99772484
I play jungle
Wanna cuddle? :3c
>>99772354
>There isn't a SINGLE game in existence with as little consistency as league of legends
What is DotA. What is magic immunity.
>>99771590
Already told her a few days ago that you people were expecting the kog drawing
>>99772484
I would main jungle if quinn could jungle
>>99772452
>gg ez.jpg
there is no ezreal in that game though
>>99771725
No one does
But little shit like this make him so ridiculous
His ult is true physical damage
Because Rito likes it healthy
>>99772484
jungling was my favorite role in s4, the s5 changes made it a lot worse to play
it's definitely the hardest role to play well
>>99772627
mad stacks
being literally unkillable can be more useful than having ~200 extra damage on your Qs
can we just have alex and crumbz team auto replace clg already?
>>99772416
>>99772465
In his defense, for all the shit Riot goes on about clarity and burden of knowledge and shit like that, there's a lot of stuff that just isn't explained for no good reason.
>>99771797
I know it's personal preference and everything but I'm interested to know what you do.
I started using a-move click a good while ago, then shift "smartcast" amove but over time I find it became kind of a lazy tool and I'd end up missing crucial autos to creeps or other targets.
When I watch players like sneaky I see them use all of them. They just right click early in the game with low AS and only spam a-move later. Even then I see it's a weird combination of clicking/a-move/a-move click.
Should I get into the habit of clicking more?
>>99772558
The Dotard is getting mad about nobody caring about him again.
>>99771845
Both are unpopular
I guess Cait wins, because she's at least featured in Vi's and Jinx's art half of the time
>>99772484
Maybe in s2 or s4. S5 jungle is fucking horrid, doesnt help that they gave me more objectives to worry about, with teams that want ganks 2 minutes in.
>>99772642
You have no idea what consistency means
Fuck off retard
>>99772484
>be jungling
>get mid a kill
>get bot a kill
>don't gank top because its always pushed up to the enemy tower
>toplane dies repeatedly because he is awful
>bitches and pings nonstop
>after the win he tells me to uninstall because I wouldn't gank for him
>support pipes up
>He didn't gank for us either!
I want to kill everyone that plays this game
>>99772701
it was anezgameit was not difficult to winit waseasy
>>99772887
>ganking twice in entire game
>getting mad
>>99772781
What if I don't care about riot's shit
>>99772779
I wonder if everyone on CLG hates l1ink, the dude must be black mailing George,It's the only plausible reason he hasn't been benched.
>>99772887
When will junglers learn that if they constantly camp lanes, they will not only feed their teammates but also infuriate their opponents probably causing them to win in the long run??
>>99772779
Lmao Sneaky fucking buttwrecked them that game.Bench Link
>>99772258
My main ADC build is this:
Boots of Swiftness (Alacrity) > Shiv > BT > LW > BF Sword
Sometimes I swap out another BF sword instead of LW. How's that for diversity.
How do I AP Yi?
>>99773136
>camp lane
>can't really get kills because enemy isn't a bronze V retard
>waste your time, get no farm and take half the lane xp
>you're now underleveled and underfarmed
I want lolg's opinion on Sejuani.
http://strawpoll.me/4077056
Wir mussen die nidalee ausrotten
>>99773297
get a time machine
literally, it's not possible any more
>>99773323
>camping lanes means sitting in brush until enemy laner fucks up
how bronze
>>99773374
:(
Can I at least hybrid Yi?
>>99773349
bruh that's too many optionsyou know that niggas can't read
Any gold bros wanna duo?
so my team first pick fizz ad and bard, i'm just gonna play draven to train, i'm too bad at him.
>>99772992
>implying i only ganked twice
even if I did thats a 100% success rate
>>99773136
when will laners learn how to lane? I suspect never. If you want me to gank your lane then stop mindlessly pushing up to their tower. I'm not going to turret dive to gank a full health tank
>>99773349
why are most of the options not mutually exclusive?
what kind of shit poll is this?
>>99773297
You travel back to Season 1.
>>99773434
nope
i'm serious, he doesn't have the necessary AP scalings anymore
he's been reworked since that time
it's like buying ap on vayne or twitch
this new loading screen back ground is nice but I wish it was a bit brighter
SHEN
BUFFSSOON
>>99773585
>very clear instructions in post title
gee boss i dunno
Ayy I found Draven in season 4 of The Boondocks
Who's your OTP, lolbabbies?
>>99773694
why is shen wearing talon's cape?
>>99773323
>"can't really get kills" while ganking
learn to gank? come from a different angle? go to a different lane?
>"isn't a bronze V retard"
are you implying that everyone above bronze V doesn't make mistakes?
blimey, this game just became completely different
my guess is that you are 'high' bronze who can't play for shit and you come here to moan and blame your team, while you are the one to blame for the loss.
checkmate, faggot
>>99773434
Nope, AP is dead, anon. Like, 100% dead.
>>99773191
FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE
>>99773729
niggers x riven
>>99772354
CLARITY
CLARITY
CLARITY
>>99773757
HELLO EVERYBODY
>>99773694
that looks horribly inconvenient for a ninja outfit
How does imaqtpie have such a high rank and high win rate when he just fucks off all game
>>99773578
Excuse me, but in what division do laners push up to the tower mindlessly? You seem to have a lot of experience seeing it :')
>>99773912
He attained greatness
>>99773912
because he's actually good at this game, even if it seems like he's just fooling around
>>99773757
You tell them, Miss Fortune! <3
>>99772831
personally, im really happy i got into the habit of training to use right click, and right cllick from my sc2 days
imo, a move and everything alike is a shortcut to good mechanics and imo not the way to go if you really "really" want to git gud as ad
>>99773912
Because even at his least serious level of play he's still better than 99% of the population that play this game.
Take that how you will.
>>99773863
I still don't understand how a ninja can be a tank. I keep thinking he's an assassin.
>play jungle
>look up teams on op.gg
>camp your strongest teammate or the enemies weakest teammate
>get fed
>get teammate fed
Literally the easiest game I have ever played
>>99771119
Fuck off.
>>99773912
he's known as an adc main, thus he gets it 95% of his games
>>99774063
>>99772831
holy fuck let me rephrase that after my game, thought i could answer you while walking to lane lel
>>99773729
Cute monster pairings
>>99773729Bruam x Sejuanibecauseit's so romantic I can barely stand itGaren x Poppybecauseit makes me laughWukong x AhribecauseIt's nice to see nice things happen to my main
>>99773960
Isnt pushing up the tower mean i'm winning? I don't understand what I am suppose to do then.
>>99774207
to be honest zed looks more like a tank than shen does
and here we are
>Try sabre for the first time ever, think it might help with ganks
>usually do quite well jungling, best role
>Never have enough health for ganks
>Takes forever to clear camps
>Do horrible
Who the hell buys this shit?
>>99773729
Leona x Pantheon
Fiora x...me...
>>99774307
Why noRibbon and Yasuo?
>>99774324
You're supposed to stall lane until you get 5 dragons then group up for epic plays.
>>99774451
pairing people who'd want to naturally murder each other is retarded
also Yasuo's too much of an ass man to settle for Riven
>>99774207
maybe he's just really good at blocking punches and dodging stuff
like a defensive pacifist ninja
>>99774438
>buying anything but purple smite
>>99774324
You need to use the tower to deny exp and keep the lane safe. The tower is just an immovable minion.
>>99774438
You get skirmisher for fighting so anyone that doesn't farm and ganks alot
Shaco style play is what its for
>>99773729
Lux x Quinn
Leblanc x Swain
Why is bard so fun and viable?
>>99774438
top laners
>>99774487
nah man you gotta push lanes into tower then go five man mid at ten minutes
Bets?Forgot my KDA was so high on this champ
>>99773493
I didn't think it was worth the bother. Can see where popular opinion lays in results page anyway despite the messy "highest vote" format.
>>99773585
The mostly if not entirely concise kind, anon.
>>99773729JaxxIrelia
>>99774451
>Impyling Yasuo would wan't to do anything other than rip that murderous cunt's heart out
>>99774605
They may want to fight each other, but they are both in such a similar situation (Outcasts, unwanted, exiled) that they would warm up to each other quite easily, and find comfort in each others arms.
>>99774715
>2/12 clarity, frost queen, rylais vel'koz being mad as fuck
lmao
Holy shit morgna sivir is broken
>>99774862
>implying a drunkard weeaboo is good company
>>99774747
Bottom
PLEDGE NOT TO BUY RECOLORS THAT CAN LITERALLY BE MADE IN 5 MINUTES IN PHOTOSHOP BY AN IDIOT KID ON REDDIT
>>99774862
The only only other person in league with "murdering wind faggotry" is riven
he isn't a retard, like you, retard
>>99771927
based
>>99774940
best couple
>>99774862
>Yasuo
>Warming up to the women that murdered his master, forced him to murder his brother, and is responsible for everything terrible that has happened to him
Stop being a fucking idiot you murderer sympathizing piece of trash
>>99774862
I masturbate to the though of yasuo and riven having tenderly slow, quiet, sensual sex
>>99774862
>Pairing Yasuo with the person who almost certainly killed his master and caused all of bad shit in his life
>>99771484
NIPPLE
N I P P L E
JANITOR
JANITOOOOOR
JANITOOOOOR
>>99774747
bot should win but maybe not
>>99775056
>high noon
best yasuo skin
>>99775010
I pledge to not buy recolors which could literally be made by an autistic kin on reddit in a matter of minutes in a program called photoshop
What's a good champ to play when your internet is acting up and your ping is high?
>>99775153
Riven
>>99774862
potentially
or Yasuo would blame her for the loss of his honor and the people he was forced to kill (many of them his friends and comrades) and strike her down so he could finally die without regret.
If you honestly think there's a good ending in store for Yasuo then you aren't very familiar with stories like his.
>>99773729
Leona x Panth
Lulu x VeigarRumblex Tristana
J4 x Shyvana
Graves x MF
>>99775153
janna
>>99775153
riven
>Playing based pirate man of infinite citrus
>See a lone Tristana thinking it's safe to farm a side lane because she has a support nearby
>Pop in to say hi, immediately ulted, she W's away then flashes for good measure
>Still catch up and 1v1 her because I'm GP
>"kill urself gp"
Say what you want about the viability of this champion he's one of the funnest in the game easily.
>>99775114
thank you
>>99775087
>lore
>>99774207
Ninjas were not all assassins.
There were many that were bodyguards.
People that did the dirty work when protecting the feudal lord that a samurai couldn't do because of his public image and flowing of Bushido.
Watch ninja scroll.
i don't want to sleep alone anymore
So is the reason that LoL is such a casualised and watered down copy of Dota that the players need to have one of their hands free to jerk off to the champions? That's how I've understood it
>>99775017
>>99775056
it is because he has lost everything that he would reconcile in the only woman he can relate to and probably have sex with
and I mean come on, its riven. Sexiest and Strongest female in the entire league lore
>>99775153
Kalista.
It even plays like you have laggs when you have none.
>>99775010
i'll buy the zac chroma pack
>>99775054
Nu-uh.
>>99775317
that's leona though
or sejuani
maybe syndra
xth for late night vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEXJqSFvWygcomfy bros ww@?
>>99774451
becauseRiven x Talonis better
>>99775272
Before that they were peasant farmers.
>>99775317
Yasuo lives in a setting that is not the one of a 21th century man in his twenties
He lives in a setting in which honor is above emptying your balls
>>99773729
gentleman cho'gath x QUEEN rek'sai
>>99775317
>Sexiest
>Strongest
>Riven
yeah no
get some better taste or get the fuck out
Riot should nerf TP
>>99775017
You are retarded and you can't read and understand simple sentences.
>>99775056
>Yasuo
>Riven
>Getting a chance at having someone understand their situation
>Getting a chance to be loved by someone
>Getting a chance to even be close to someone without being treated like murderous and treacherous trash
>Getting a chance at not being lonely for their entire lives
>Not taking it
Keep living in your retard shell, buddy.
>>99775259
>referencing the fact that they're outcasts/exiles as to why they're a good match
>something that is literally lore
>trying to say lore is irrelevant
uhhh
>>99775396
The niggers specified fhat they weren't going to do it for Zac.
In the fucking post announcing chroma packs.
are all pro lol gfs fucking retarded?
>>99775629
hooooly fuck
>>99775534
yo what animu that chick from?
>>99775629
who does that semen receptacle belong to
>>99775469
HONOR IS BUT A LUXURY
>>99775629
Whose is this bitch?
What's the fucking deal with lcsfags fucking asian dolls? Kinda ridiculous, I swear I haven't seen a white gf yet
>>99775585
The best ending they can hope for is an honorable duel to the death anon
They may grow to respect each other, hell they mean grow to like each other, but Yasuo isn't going to just forget the shit that Riven has inflicted on him.
>>99775691League of Legends it's the anime of the season yo
>>99775629
that tweet was fucking dense.
>>99775760
>>99775705
used to be with trick now she's moved up to wildturtle
>>99775691
that's supposed to be ashe
>>99775760
asian girls are the only ones that give a shit about your lol skills
quick guys teach me how to play vayne before the minions get to lane
im in loading screen
>>99775691
It's ashe without her hideous hood.
>>99775534
She technically in physical strength is the stron9est
i mean she whips around a sword bigger than her in one hand like its nothing
im no expert but im pretty sure that means she is physically strong
>>99775585
riven x yasuo is shit
>>99775724
I wish yasuo's sword wasn't so long in canon so artist's wouldn't have to choose between looking good and being accurate
>>99775629
This is actually triggering me. Does she not understand the American legal system?
Please tell me this is a troll.
>>99775760
>tfw not even asian elo diggers will want you if you make it to pro
>>99775861
if you're winning lane max Q and buy IE first
if you're losing lane max W and buy botrk first
e applies silver bolts so use it to trade ex:
auto Q auto E
>>99775861
farm minions
kill enemies
dont die
>>99770278
>People say anything other than roles
>Lose
>People say nothing
>Win
>Good luck guys!
>Lose
>Silence except for pings
>Win
Not that complicated
>Get a disconnect within the first 5 minutes of the game
"AFKs and DCs will always be a part of the challenge. As long as you play hard enough and truly believe, you can overcome these obstacles. Loss Prevention? Fuck that" - Rito
i wanna cum inside ashe
>>99775926
please consider killing yourself
7-2 in provisionals, queueing for last now. was silver 5 with only like 15 ranked games last season, where will I end up?
>>99775926
>if you make it to pro
Which will never happen since you waste your time complaining here or playing in soloq instead of doing something about it. :^)
>>99776142
>implying I don't consider a dozen of times every day
Do any of you actually rage?
I can't imagine getting mad at league, even if you lose. There's always next game.
>>99775790
With Riven's death Yasuo's only purpose in life is literally gone. She probably hates Noxians just as much as him after the shit that they've done to her. Infact, I think she is the only one that can end Yasuo's pain of loneliness and constant struggle, and I think Yasuo is the only one who can do the same for her.They just fit so well together
>>99776126
Only a king gets to cum inside a queen
>>99776126
I wanna cum inside Sivir
>>99776197
if 7-3 silver 3
if 8-2 silver 2
>>99775926
rip ;_;7now focuswe got a game to win :^)
>>99775629
She isn't wrong as much as you make it look like.
A lot of lawyers are part of a mafia or a gang.
Thing that some of them do are worse than things that get into news every day.
>>99775926
just go fuck a prostitute so you can finally say you did the overrated act of sex already
>>99776216
The hell am I supposed to do then
>>99776241
The last time I got mad at this game was when I had to lane against Lucian in the "his e costs no mana and is always up" patch.
>>99775427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe9TtZlW-5g
Which female champion (besides Vi) would most likely have hairy armpits?
CLARITY CLARITY CLARITY CLARITY
Some abilities go on cooldown as soon as they are cast when they have a second activation, while others don't start until the 2nd activation is used
Some on hit abilities work on towers
Some don't
Some on hit stacks work on towers
Some don't
Some abilities give sight for no good reason
Some abilities reveal you in brush, despite not hitting anything
Some abilities DON'T reveal you in brush, even if you hit something
Some charging abilities go on cooldown as soon as you start charging
Some charging abilities refund some of their cooldown when they are interrupted, while some are put on the full cooldown if interrupted
>play support for three seasons
>everyone else but ADC feeds
>don't play support for one game
>get people angry and they instalock troll picks
I hate myself
>>99775896
Does Sejuani, Leona, Vi, Poppy, and a huge chunk of the male cast in this game
I'm not gonna pretend that she's some softbodied whore, but swinging a weapon bigger than her around isn't exactly a super remarkable feat in this game
>>99776246
HOW FUCKING DELUSIONAL DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO BE TO ACTUALLY COME UP WITH THIS CRAP
IF I WAS IN YASUO I WOULD SHOW ZERO MERCY TO THAT CUNT FOR WHAT SHE DID
YOU ARE WEAK WILLED IF YOU WOULD SERIOUSLY FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON THAT FUCKED YOUR LIFE UP SO BAD YOU FUCKING CUCK LOVING NIGGER
MAIM KILL BURN
>>99776379
The same as for everything else. Step up and move your fucking ass.
>>99776371
>Spending money for something I don't care about
>>99776423
>Team instalocks 4 supports every game
This is some gay ass shit
daily reminder of riot itachi.
>>99776080
if you were better than your rank you would be able to carry a game
especially when jungle DCs that's the least impactful
it's best if they don't realize it
if someone on your team says "gg jungle afk" you're far more likely to lose
>>99776313
EVERY DEFENDANT IS GUILTY!
>>99776241
the only things that actually makes me mad in this game are the braindamaged words of my teammates. People so stupid that they appear to be speaking an unfamiliar language despite being native english speakers
>>99776514
>>99776241
it's not about the game you fucking normie
it's about how people can have the fucking audacity to feed my lane double buffs then complain
it's about how bad people are at video games
like how can someone die more than 5 times in this game
i'm getting so fucking mad just thinking about how these casual fuck faces who ruin my game think
like "hurrr it's just a game xdd" yeah no shit a game you ruined
it's like they took a shit on my pbj sandwich and say sorry for taking a shit on your sandwich but it's just a sandwich
are you fucking for real dude i wanted to eat that sandwich and enjoy it now there's a big turd on it because of you
thanks a lot asshole
>>99775621
no they didn't, try actually reading it
>>99776458
then what would you do with your life?
in the eyes of everyone else, you've murdered 3 people.
>>99776514
Yes it shows you don't care about it. That's why you blog all day every day about how much of a virgin you are.
>>99768654
can you make her head narrower?
also her hair has an odd turqoise tint
>>99776531
i refuse to believe this is real
>>99776197
>>99776280
BETS: will I make it to silver 2 edition
>>99776538
Yeah, no.
People have to fuck up hard to lose a 5v4. It's not a question of you being better than them, but them not wanting to win.
>>99776403
Knowing the details is part of skill.
Using that knowledge to your advantage is when you get gud.
Do you know that Shaco boxes can attack turrets and inhibitors?
>>99776531
What the fuck
>>99776080
i'm sure afks are why you're stuck in bronze with 400 games played
us boosters just get lucky when we get out of sliver in less than 50 games
>>99774051
>Male
>>99776664
>varus adc
not a fucking chance
>>99776531
>tfw you will never have that much passionbecause you are a cat
>>99776246
You don't get it anon, self destruction is literally Yasuo's purpose at this point. He doesn't WANT to go on living a normal life anymore. He doesn't give a shit if he dies the very second after he avenges his master. Every single warrior Ionia sends after him that he has to kill on his journey is another sin that weighs on his mind. Even if he managed to kill Riven without a scratch, he'd likely kill himself at the earliest opportunity as soon as he was done.
>>99775590
>caring about lore
>>99776458
autist
Post champs with good lore
>>99776538
People who type in all lowercase and never use punctuation, along with people who think "HURR I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WIN 1V5's" are faggots.
>>99776664
I'm sorry anon
>>99776629
AT THAT POINT IT WOULDN'T MATTER
I'D BE SO INFURIATED BY THE CONCEPT THAT SOME INDIVIDUAL HAD RUINED MY LIFE BEYOND REDEMPTION THAT I WOULD FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO MURDER THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF WHOEVER DID IT
WOULD LITERALLY SELL MY SOUL TO KALISTA IN A HEART BEAT TO KILL THAT CUNT.
>>99776813
shut the fuck up faggot
>>99776664
>Flash Mundo
>Flash/Ghost Veigar
You will make it to Silver 2.
>>99776813
kill yourself my man
>>99776803
>>99776787
rivenxyasuo is canon
he gets her drunk then fucks her
it's as canon as katxgaren and ezrealxlux
>>99776664
>plat guy in silver
>managed to go silver after being plat last season
damn don't you have to lose all 10 to even do that ?
>>99776725
That's not the point of my post at all. I'm honestly where I deserve to be, and I won't refute that, but it still gets really fucking annoying having to play a game out knowing that more than likely you will lose after the 5 minute mark unless by some sort of miracle the other team either has an AFK as well, or comprises barely functional retards.
>>99776813
stay mad
>>99776696
you're bronze 2
everyone there is garbage at something, possibly everything
it might be mechanics or map awareness
or building the right items or laning knowledge
or csing
but they're all shit at something and if you can do everything well you'll be able to make up for the missing player on your team
>>99776813
if i'm a faggot then you're a turbofaggot,faggot
>>99776803
Jax
>>99776803
-insert the whole fucking void-
even being PART of the void gives you sexy lore
>>99776854
Flash is really good on Mundo top though.
>>99776914
I went from Silver 2 to Bronze 1 in one game before. Word of advice, if you're gonna transfer regions make sure your MMR is super high first.
>>99776952
>you're bronze 2
And that's why nobody takes anything you say seriously.
>Senses are dull
>hand feels awkward
>can't find the correct pose
Why am I such a shitter
>>99776705
>This dicksucker
DID YOU KNOW THAT TWITCHES ULT MAKES HIM UNABLE TO ATTACK THE NEXUS AND EVERY INHIBITOR ON THE MAP?
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS AN UNDOCUMENTED CHANGE, DID YOU KNOW THAT SEVERAL OF THESE FUCKING "FEATURES" YOU DICKSUCKERS DEFEND ARE UNDOCUMENTED SO RIOT CAN CLAIM THEY AREN'T BUGS WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR THEM?
FUCK
YOU
>>99776803
>>99776531
ayy lmao
>>99776803
I actually think Aatrox/Tryndamere have cool lore. Mostly because I'm a sucker for revenge stories.
>>99776913
>rivenxyasuo is canon
CI
TATION
NEE
DED
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
>>99777000
>triple doubles
holy molly
>>99776241
Honestly the only thing that really makes me rage is severe lag spikes. No last hitting, no dodging, no reactions, and it decreases the quality of the game whether I'm winning or losing. Similar for repeated disconnects.
Also not so much rage but I'm straightfaced on patches where literal retards can win with a champ that something made broken as shit like early S5 Warwick or URF Sona. Routinely not getting first pick means I get a borderline unplayable game.Regardless of mood, my policy is still to report anyone playing champs like Riven for unskilled play
>>99776968
>tfw Riot won't just make Eve their version of a warhammer daemonette
SHE HAS THE VOID-TOUCHED BLUE SKIN LIKE KASSADIN
SHE HAS THE SAME INSATIABLE HUNGERS THAT EVERY OTHER VOID CREATURE HAS
SHE EVEN FITS THEIR COLOR SCHEME
IT'S A PERFECT FIT JUST DO IT ALREADY
>>99777000
The double-triple-triple get confirms his beatdown
The hearthstone zigg's skin Q is really dumb
9/10
>go into lobby
>guys spamming like shit
>expect me to read
>pick jungle
>guys going crazy like shit how they wanted to swap some shit out
epic
>>99772354
MOST of that stuff is in the skill description just read it
The only inconsistent thing that pisses me off to no end are hitboxes on AoE shit
Some stuff doesn't hit if you are stepping in the line of the AoE, but some do (like Gragas barrel for example)
>play like shit
>20 cs behind
>0/2
>suddenly i'm fed
what the fuck is wrong with le moustache man of FREE steroids
>>99776080
I haven't lost a single 4v5 in my life unless I was the reason it was a 4v5 due to internet issues. Get good
>>99777074
I know that EXACT feeling dude
It's this sort of bizarre uncomfortability that just demolishes your playing ability in a way you couldn't even imagine
Last game I felt like that and I screwed up every gank I ever tried. i wonder what causes it?
>>99774715
do i even want to know what elo this is
There's only one man Riven needs in her lifebrah
im gonna play udyr
how do i godyr
>>99777547
incompetence
>>99777547
exactly, and I don't know
it sucks
Post Ferny lewds.
>>99777578
First you buy his ultimate to a decent auto atack animation
>>99777083
You have to realize once in your life that these kind of things add dept and are what makes the game so re-playable.
Abusing that knowledge is a;so part of getting gud.
Game is more rich and has some kink to it.
Go play Starcraft 2 if you want to play a predictable game.
>>99777578
Open da gates xDddd
>>99777578
Udyr players are literally the fucking worst
Almost Riven tier
>That Silver Scrapes video
>The guy signs over ALL royalties to his girlfriend
Riot is promoting gold digging with this.
Date Hotshot and get him to sign CLG over to you as a sign of love!
>>99776787
To me, Yasuo seems pretty attached to life, killing everyone that stands in his way. It's not about avenging his master either, as he is quoted saying "My honor left a long time ago" and "One step ahead of the past". He himself might have not exactly realized that Riven is the culprit, but if he did... He would just see himself. A helpless, lost, exiled and lonely person. And so would she if she looked at him. They would literally find purpose to live in each other.
This is just my opinion, the story isn't written beyond the point that we see in the lore, so it's just left to what we think about it.
Eat, shit and day.
777 get
>>99775224
What a pussy ass bitch Trist.
How do you deal with tanks as Annie?
>>99777732
his girlfriend looked like a goddamn tranny
>>99777732
You realize he already paid a girl $40,000 to be his girlfriend right? How new are you?
Can't deal with these yasuoxriven fags and their stupid delusions
See you tomorrow
>>99777083
Twitches ult blocks autos on buildings because it makes his auto attack range longer than turret range and they don't want him killing turrets without minions or anyone tanking it
>>99777835
Buy void staff.
>>99777689
YES
I TOTALLY LOVE INCONSISTENT "DESIGN VALUES" FULL OF "CLARITY" AND "DIVERSITY"
OH GOD RIOTS CIRCUMCISED DICK IS SO DELICIOUS
>>99777801
every body knows Yasuo x Sona is the canon ship
>tfw there will never be a busty blue haired samurai girl whose abilities are based on the sound her swing make
>>99777726
No no, they're retards who got a bad playing style and jokes from an e-celeb. There are some of them who don't know trick or don't watch him and happen to play udyr like a normal human being.
Rivens just inherently are pieces of shit. No outside forces, they just are disgraces of human beings.
>>99777835
>>99777777
>>99775590
That was not me, anon.
>>99777890
They work on turrets, not on inhibs or nexus
Reason is because they were once skillshots and skillshots can't hit buildings.
>>99777967
dubs+ arent enabled on vg idiot
>>99777835
Stack damage. Stack Mpen. Buy Void Staff. Not hard to figure out. She's a straight forward burst mage.
>>99777868
Yes, but this is Riot promoting the Behkuh lifestyle.
As soon as Fran has broken Froggen and taken him for all he's worth, don't be surprised if Riot do a spotlight video on her as well.
>>99777890
They work on turrets.
Have you guys tried Maokai + tiger udyr in urf?
Free kills lane
>>99777578
open the gates to your body and soul while letting go of your earthly tether
>>99777890
YO
HEY
RETARD
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT
TWITCHES ULT ENHANCED AUTOS CAN KILL TURRETS, CAN HURT TURRETS AND CAN HIT TURRETS
ALL OUT OF TURRET RANGE
STOP
FUCKING
PARTICIPATING IN DISCUSSIONS YOU HAVE ZERO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT
STOP TRYING TO MAKE PETTY EXCUSES FOR A COMPANY YOU DON'T EVEN WORK FOR YOU COCKSUCKING UNDERAGED FAGGOT
>>99776241
I just lost a game of URF because my faggot first pick didn't ban Zed and I was so mad I went to the basement and hit my heavy bag for 15 minutes and now my knuckles bleed
After playing so much URF regular league seems so slow and boring.
taco bell is going to start trying out delivery
wonder which team is going to get sponsored by them first
>stomped 2 games in a row
Should I continue or should I gamble on my luck not running out?
>>99778165
The only champ who threw me off going back to non-urf wasShaco. Those long cooldowns and mana issues if you aren't AD.
>zed mains
literally spamming caps lock for a gank after going feeding cho 3 kills before 10 minutes
good thing all other lanes won hard
What are good runes for Malzahar?
>>99776746
>Your gender
>Your
based reading
>>99776241
I just get frustrated, and if that happens I stop playing and do something else.
The only game that can make me rage now is Talisman
>>99778292
take a break after 2 consecutive losses
>>99778050
The thing is, a lot of the Riot employees are just as beta as pro gamers. A lot of them have tried to get with "gamer girls" and some have almost ruined their career over it (Guinsoo).
>>99777893
You are one of those shit new millennial kids that like dumbed down games like Skyrim arent you...
Consider installing nebula or mame and playing some video games that were made before you were born to see and learn to enjoy in a game and its small flaws.
>>99774438
>sexking,yeezy,fish
if you use it nobody can duel you
>>99778324
everyone with the name china in their name is like that
>>99778409
Zeros are an exception, god do we have to tell you everything newfruit?
why is there so much trick2g hate
sure his memes are UNREAL
but he's pretty good and i've climbed two divisions into plat following his advice
>>99773349
>>99773493
>>99774752
Have split the big convoluted poll into four smaller polls for the sake of convenience and possibly allowing some anons to take another crack at it if they feel so inclined.
I have also accounted for patch(es) immediately following her rework as it is a special case that should not be neglected.
Should also be easier to see information one may be interested in without sifting through less interesting things.
OP: http://strawpoll.me/4077334
Trabble: http://strawpoll.me/4077335
Fun: http://strawpoll.me/4077338
Pick: http://strawpoll.me/4077339
>>99778330
ap quints
hybrid pen reds
health or armor yellows
mr blues
>>99778324
No matter how many times I see long sword on a supp I always initially think they're trolling before remembering zeke's herald exists.
>>99778465
>this dumb
>>99778409
>you will NEVER be this new
>>99776849
but Yasuo was literally tasked with protecting the Elder that was murdered. Yasuo fucked off to fight in the war cuz of douchebaggery, which left the Elder unguarded, which means everything is Yasuo's fault.
The Elder died cuz Yasuo wasn't there to protect him like he was supposed to.
>>99778470
People don't listen what he says outside of the yelling, and then they come to soloQ playing udyr like a shitter
>>99778520
>Zekes
>Not trolling
Are you retarded
>>99774747
>>99775001
>>99775108
>FULL TANK VOLIBEAR OUT-DAMAGES THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM AGAIN
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1789053070/200635247?tab=overview
>>99778520
My AD honoured me because I bought it one time.
>>99778009
>>99778465
You are falling for shit bait.
>Compared against other toplaners, having access to a strong self-heal and low mana costs is a pretty sweet deal - so we're toning down some of his innate staying power so it's easier to send Hecarim back to the stables.
>Hecarim
>STRONG SELF HEAL
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>99778581
>>99778465
>someone says something wrong
>provide counterexample
>get (yous)
all in a days work
>>99778470
people just hate him because of the memes and because he's popular. he's good at what he does and a lot of his advice is really solid. I'd actually recommend lower elo players to watch his spectates or subwars.
>>99778547
>>99778678
>>99778707
>I-I was just pretending to be stupid
>>99778470
He's a good teacher but a godawful role model. People just try to imitate what he does without understanding the thought process behind it.
>>99778679
lmao theyre fucking delusional
>>99778637
Gratz.
>>99778607
>Zekes
>Troll item
it offends me league has no canon lesbians, just cock hungry sluts like riven and trist
0-1 de-rust osu!
2-3 normals with friends before work
4-5 soloq csgo so i can get my fucking rank back
6-7 work on next reaction draw
8-9 ranked league
is there any way to filter every single le epin green frog meme picture?
>>99778827
>Zekes
>Not an extremely situational item
Please stop this bait
What is the best looking Wu Kong Skin?
>>99777074
where is this from?
>>99778907
You have to filter them one by one, use the MD5 filter.
>>99778945
General
>>99778470
Trick isn't bad at the game and he knows his stuff, but his memes and fans are pretty insufferable, and his advice results in a lot of wannabes screwing it up for others because they don't actually understand.
>Do some farming, build tanky for the situation, apply pressure and force objectives. Do those and it doesn't matter what your team is doing if they're not literally constantly feeding *meme*
>OH THANKS TRICK DAT MEANS I OPEN DA GATES AND 1v5 AND SCREAM LATA ANDD BAIT MY TEAMMATES AND BLAME THEM AND IJM THE BEST CUZ IM THE GODDYRRRRR
That's how I've seen it anyways. I watched some of his videos and his strategies and information on what to do in certain situations ARE good, but none of his imitators actually follow it, just the shit jokes.
>>99778920
best item in the game FRIEND
F R E E AD
F R E E LIFESTEAL
FOR YOUR
ATTACK
DAMAGE
CARRY
(ADC)
>>99778945
GENERAL
Coach: LastShadow
Top: Hashinshin
Mid: Grackis
Jungle: XJ9
Support: Gullin
ADC: PrototypeBlack
There is absolutely no team in the world who could beat these guys. I'd be willing to bet my life on it.
>>99778945
Jade Dragon
>>99779008
easily avoidable by adding a dot on it with paint
fuck
RIVEN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>99779056
There's no other way though. You just have to keep filtering them and eventually you'll catch most of the reposts.
>>99779008
>anon downloads a pepe folder
>begins inputting the md5
>has to look at thousands of frogs
>slowly begins to love pepe
>at the end he has to delete all the filters because he finds pepe funny now
its like a horror movie or something
>>99779028
Unless you have multiple AA carries on your team, the AoE is almost completely wasted given that any champs that aren't AA oriented could never make significant use of the AoE buff.
>>99778907
>>99778607
>>99778920
I play Zekes, Infinity edge, yummus Malphite.
Cdr, hp, and sustain you get from it is strong as fuck on Malphite because of the AD steroid.
>>99779132
>wasted
>be near my carry
>FREE
>LIFE
>STEAL
Should I buy ice woman or wibbly man?
>>99779028
Banner of Command is more likely to be useful than Herald at this point.
>>99779025
>there are people who think trick2ionlyplay1championandimnotevengoodatitg is good
>>99779098OH OH OH OH
>>99779191
Ice trap is actually good
Green semen blob is shit
>>99778901
FUCK THERE ARE NO GOOD BEATMAPS GODDAMN
>>99768306
>playing normals
>for some fucking reason keeps matching me up with platinums and diamonds
>my team is literally all bronze
>enemy team is gold, diamond, platinum
>I'm unranked wtf
>I'm playing support braum
>feed my adc vayne
>other lanes and jg feeds
>start instructing them as best as I could
>we're actually snowballing thanks to this
>we win teamfights
>we kill the fed champs we should be teamfighting since we have the advantage
>adc and AP both ditch to go push a lane
>I'm frantically telling them the lane will push itself just teamfight so we can win
>they don't listen
>i get killed because team ditches when i'm trying to initiate
>gg
So the main difference between Bronze Silver to Platinum/Diamond is that they know priorities, when to teamfight, when to splitpush, when to drag and baron and when to assassinate.
>mfw Yi was literally saying Tryndamere can't be defeated
>had to tell him we need hard cc and he's finished
>>99779175
>Buying Zekes when you could easily get Frozen Heart for much better stats for your champ
Please tell me i'm being trolled right now
>>99779183
>Almost 3K gold
>Free
WHY AM I BEING BAITED SO HARD
>>99778679
That's a nice meme and all but for someone who can't really build lifesteal he doesn't really gain more sustain from his w than let's say Jax with a vamp scepter.
>>99778993
Lol Manager 2015
My standalone game about managing a LoL team in Football Manager 2015 engine.
You can pretend to be Hotshot or Reginald in it...
>>99778907
Yeah, we've analyzed your filters and have generated a list of recommended sites based on it
reddit.com
>>99779223
BoC is only useful in URF because that's the only mode where you could conceivably be against a full AP team.
>>99776813
>I utilize my English degree on internet forums about naked cartoon girls.
>>99779302
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lifesteal
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CDR
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AD
you automatically win
>le gaming website
>>99779252
>Not bad
>Knows the fundamentals of the game that have good results
>the same as being really good and being good with multiple champions
Those are completely separate things.
>>99779302
>buying stats for your champ
>when you can get FREE stats for your ADC instead
>>99779293
Rito fucking please.
>>99774231
Play ranked, if you're placed in bronze then that's actually where you belong
Stay mad shitter
>>99779463
This is literally the same shit camwhores do on those sex cam websites
>>99779302
Frozen heart is shit against a magic damage top laners.
Thid build isn't for playing against Trynd or Renekton...
This is for Vlads, Rumbles, occasional Chogaths, Elises, Kassadins...
>please report shaco trolling
-Nunu
Oh boy I feel really sorry that you got trolled hard, what a shame, how unfair hmhmhm :^) :^)
I should legitimately get paid for this shit
>enter jungle
>farm for half an hour
>leave jungle
>carry team
what champ am i
>>99779560
helps that a lot of twitch whores actually come friom there
>>99779628
Udyr
>>99779612
How's Malphite jungle treating you? I kinda wanna try it. Sabre is especially interesting.
>>99779628
Master Yi or Warwick.
i want to rub my balls on rivens face
>>99779326
And Zeke's bonuses are wasted on almost the entire team. BoC still gives your team the Legion bonus, and can help in pushes.
>>99776753
>>99776832
>>99776854
>>99776914
WELP, not gud enough to carry every other lane getting rekt
>silver 5
fuck everything I was hoping to alleviate my climb a LITTLE bitno I didn't fuck this post up shhh
>>99779717
He works really well whenyou barely got any champions and he's the only one who can jungle with your crap runes
>>99779368
As a master of shitposting what do you utilize your masters shitposting diploma for?
Can you maybe use it for good and teach younger more fresh shitposters about the secrets of master tier shitposting?
Is there a shitposting academy yet?
>Left one game early
>Placed in lower priority queue
>Can't remember the last time I left a game early, no other leaves in my match history
fuck you Rito.
>>99779628
>>99777801
He's avenging his master, and being forced to spill the blood of his own family. That's a steep price, and that's had an effect on him.
The problem is that while the techniques line up, Riven's backstory does not. She got shitty civilian execution duty while the warmachines did all the work, which is why she was disillusioned in the first place. If it was high profile assassination, and it was Riven, either there wouldn't be a Riven or there wouldn't be a school left for Yasuo to return to. That's her Noxian way.Detectives Yasuo and Riven on the case, searching for the real killer.
>>99779628
any jungler that does that
i win you fat faggot
i hate this show
>>99779675
That actually wouldn't surprise me.
>Man it's hard being a camwhore these days, less and less people are willing to pay for watching a girl strip or play with herself.
>Wow people will actually throw money at you just to watch you play video games?
>And you don't even have to be good?
>And the game is FREE?
>And I don't even have to get naked and can pretend I have a decent job?
Why wouldn't they switch?
>>99779293
>play normals
>can't have fun because the teams are all diamond and shit except for me
>play team builder
>win a few times
>diamonds again
>I am forced to play ranked now since otherwise i'll get matched with diamonds
>I'm climbing faster than Jackie Chan at a ladder factory
>soon I won't be able to enjoy this game anymore since no matter where I queue I'll get matched against a diamond Yorick main with 1000 games on Yorick trying his hardest to win no matter what
Renekton Cull The Meek Healing Cap at max rank
cooldown: 8 seconds at all levels
270 (+ 120% bonus AD) damage, instantly
450
Hecarim Spirit of Dread Healing cap at max rank
damage 240 (+ 80% AP) over four seconds, on a champ that cannot afford to build AP
210
Cooldown at max rank: 18
>COMPARED TO OTHER TOP LANERS, HECARIM HAS A STRONG SELF HEAL
>>99779823
I have a class of females I tutor in the art of shitposting.
>>99779724
The only correct answer is Udyr.
>>99779784
Because the only way you carry is if your team is full of cc tanks, or you're a carry champ like Yasuo, Maokai, AP casters, etc
>>99779675
>>99779560
>helps that a lot of twitch whores actually come friom there
what
r u srs??
Let me clarify here: we will not be lifting the permanent ban on XJ9. Given his track record of extremely abusive behavior in and outside the game, XJ9 is one of the rare cases where we've decided to issue a permanent, on-sight ban of the individual.
The player support Rioter here had good intentions but lacked full context into the extent of XJ9's past behavior. We are always willing to work with players who make a genuine effort to reform their behavior, and that's why our driving philosophy is to ban an account permanently, not the player. However, in certain extreme cases where the behavior is particularly abusive or has legal implications, we believe a permanent ban against the individual is warranted in the interest of protecting the wider player community.
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/31vwbo/xj9_back/cq5wtej
>>99779612
>that zed build
i dont even
Should I have dodged?
>>99779829
you have a 5 minute longer que for leaving a fucking game
boo hoo dotatard go back to your dead game, they are in desperate need of you
>>99779463
why do people pay for this she has no ass
>>99779857
I mean, I'd do the same thing. As much as people like to complain about le twitch whores, they're going to stick around as long as these people throw their money at them.
>>99779784
only a FEW MORE GAMES BEFORE YOU FALL BACK TO BRONZE WHERE YOU'LL ROT FOR ALL ETERNITY OR UNTIL YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DRAG YOUR ROTTING CARCASS BACK INTO SILVER ONLY TO FALL BACK INTO THE HELLISH NIGHTMARE OF SLAVERING MORONS
>>99779628
>Master Yi where are you!
>Yi pls gank!
>Yi we're being massacred!
>Yi descends the mountain, like Achilles finally emerging from his tent at Troy
>game ends in 5 minutes
>>99779884
Probably has something to do with Hec being a massive lane bully and scaling insanely well into late game
While Renekton basically stops being anything more than a meat bag and a stun after 35 min
>>99779416
Reeeeeeetard.
XJ9 IS STILL BANNED
>>99779980
No you're fine.
As long as Riven isn't a shitter that is...
>>99779948
imagine if dig picked up XJ9 instead of azingy
>>99780051
Riot finally did something fucking good for once
>>99780051
thank god. stay dead ponyfucker
>>99780051
I knew it was retarded to let him back. If they ever let XJ9 back they are basically saying no ban is permanent.
>skirt the lines actually landing yourself in prison
>think you will ever be welcome back
incoming xj9 suicide
it's happening for real this time get in here
>>99780051
yo his "girlfriend" in that facebook post is totally an account he made himself right
>>99780051
>We are always willing to work with players who make a genuine effort to reform their behavior
>Ignore all my support tickets who are merely questions about how will my CRs behave once I'm done with my current batch, since I've stopped being toxic long ago
>>99779948
rip ponyfuckers
>>99779948
unbanned for 10 hours...rip
>tfw everytime i listen to phill collins i win games
>>99780051
And on top of that the pony had his sustain GUTTED. RIP xj9
>>99779252
I mean, just how much of it was actually their fault.?Just looking at the results alone, it looks more like their bot lane played terribly and snowballed the game out of control.
>>99780037
>Renekton "100-0 your 6 slotted carry" Nolategame
fuck off
>>99779920
>there hasnt been new lewds in 2 years
fuck this scene
>>99779948
>>99780217
I had a friend IRL that was exactly like XJ9
So autistic and self righteous that they will fabricate any story or person's so they can delude themselves and others into thinking they actually have a good life.
In short, yes he did.
>>99780238
Serves you right.
>>99780217
What a piece of cocksucking fuck whore bitch.
>>99780238
>Riot
>Caring about what goes on in EUW
>>99779948
>>99780051
How does he not get it
Riot doesn't want him playing their game
EVER
THAT MEANS NEVER EVER
DROP THE GAME XJ9
YOU WILL NEVER BE WELCOME
>>99779416
f-free?
>>99780051
>legal implications
what the fuck? what legal implications would there be if riot let this guy just play the game? I understand banning from competitive, but it's not like he's the only psychopath/"criminal" that plays this game, or are they also going to be moral police?
this just seems like a weird marketing stunt, anyway the guy will keep playing like he's been doing so far, he'll just be a nameless jungle challenger (like he probably is in numerous accounts already, probably)
>>99779978
"playing them because they're the best" champs always have the best builds
>>99779980
>"am i mid"
yea son you fucked, and have fun with your speshul snowflake chumpion
>>99780563
What exactly did that faggot do
>tfw finally out of a 9 games losing steak
>>99768410
GIVE ME SPIRIT BREAKER
ORACLE
WEAVER
AND WINTER WYVERN
>people in this thread pretend they have it bad
>they could have been born xj9
>they could have been that autistic without even knowing it
on the flip note
>some people blog about never having a girlfriend
>xj9 not only had one but got laid
you guys need to step it up it's worse than being below aeiron in elo
>>99779463
>Scandinavia
>Country
epic
>>99769837
What if he's white? (and drinking coffee)
>>99780563
Yeah I've raped plenty of girls and peeled off some of their feet skin and use said feet skin as a ritual to masturbate every day but Lyte hasn't banned me yet.
Nice game lolbabs.
>"Let's blow our ults for Azir"
>enemy team dies after
I don't know whether to be grateful or dissapointed
>>99768410
BEEEE
KAYYY
BEEEE
>>99773729
yorick x ahri
>>99780689
>Spirit Breaker
I BET YOU WANT FUCKING PA, HUSKAR, AND OTHER BULLSHIT NO-FUN-ALLOWED HEROS IN THE GAME TOO YOU BIG FAT FAGGOT
>NOT WANTING COOL AND INTERESTING CHAMPS LIKE INVOKER, MEEPO, AND RUBICK
COMMIT SUICIDE
>smurfing on Silver 2
>Poacher for delicious counter jungling
>"Shit, I'm too tank"
>Still getting kills.
>4000g
>"I guess I need dmg"
new Meme build?
reminder he is one of us
plat is such a wonderful place
here comes my 5th loss in a row :^)
>>99780585
whyd you post his runes/masteries......
>>99780686
>norms + URF
>>99780675
He leaked his girlfriend's nudes because she played Lee Sin.
I'm not making this up.
>>99780736
he got laid for being rich and got rich for being autistic
it's like a lose then win cause you lost but won situation
i'd rather stay a virgin neet than be in something that complicated then get banned from playing my lifesblood
>>99780816
I bet you ship leonaxdiana too
>>99780675
he went bonkers because her gf at the time played lee sin and she got into her account (probably boosted her before), deleted all her friends or went on to do shit to get her banned, fucked her account, and posted her nudes in facebook
there's a 6 hour vid of him talking with destiny, the guy's somewhere in the autism spectrum, or just straight up a psychopath
>>99780858
>Building tank on a champ with innate tankiness and amazing AP scaling
FREE HEALTH?
>>99780819
>no attribute stealing champions in League
Man just imagine all the lewd possibilities you could do with a kit like that
>>99779726
woah thats lewd
i dont think riven would appreciate that
maybe you should take it slow andhold her hand
>>99780862
Just because they come here doesn't mean we give a fuck if they are an unlikeable turboautist.
>>99781012
>what is trundle ult
Daily reminder that Athene was waaaaaaaaaaaay worse than xj9
Why doesn't riot disable swapping champs in soloq?
>>99781041
oh shit you're right
I didn't even think of that anon THANK YOU
>>99780903
>>99780929
Bahahahahah here I was thinking this dude did something like get charged with murder, burn a church, or something actually legit crazy that could actually be respected to a degree
Nope, just a complete fag that throws a fit over a video game.
>implying getting his account banned means anything
if the guy isn't 100% braindead he should just be elo boosting full time, he gets to play the game and makes decent money
is he the western apdo? I didn't play when he got famous, but I keep reading that he was the best jungler in NA and basically the inspiration for meteos and his aggressive style.
K E K
>>99781029
riven just needs a good tea bagging
>>99781063
Nah I hate athene as much as the next person but Xj9 would be the the 0 on a 1-10 likeable scale.
which champ do you think has the largest collection of rare pepes?
A champion with an ultimate that creates a Zone like Trundle's Frozen Domain, where enemy passives do not work?
>>99781185
she needs a goodhugging
>>99781257
Trash.
>>99781202
Yorick
>>99781257
You can't have a Dota2 hero mixed in with League Champs
Wont work
poor xj9
he just got LE LYTE SMITED for the 100th time
>>99781002
>Not building tank on the champ that benefits the most from Cinderhulk
>there are people like this all around you and you would never know in most cases
did twitch just explode
Post yfw CLG XJ9
>>99781002
>4k HP at lvl 11 with green ench + RoA
>>99781257
It'd unfairly fuck over tanks in favor of super long range champions like Lux and Xerath
>>99781372
>Playing Lee Sin
lol
>>99781459
Imagine if XJ9 got a job as a coach.
Nice game lolbabbies
>>99781552
He'd probably pick/ban better than scarra
>>99781257
>play against darius
>he cant stack bleeding on you
>his ult hits for 150 true damage
>>99781372
I knew someone like XJ9 IRL
After stomping out his childish delusions and childish fits for I don't know how many years straight, he eventually removed me from everything and stopped hanging out with mutual friends so he could avoid being around me.
God I fucking hate people like that with a passion.
>>99779463
>dinglederper
literally everything wrong with twitch concentrated in one human being
>>99781527
The dream
>>99781552
>Look I really didn't have a choice, you tried to play lee sin
>mfw he beheads the player
>>99781182
apdo carries in china and korea rank 1 with every role
this guy plays hecarim and vi and has autism (im not even doing the autism meme, he's actually autistic), not even close to apdo
>>99781561
Azir has the besttendies.
>>99781257
>Dravens shit passive removed
>When Draven deals damage to an enemy champion, their passive is disabled until they are no longer in combat
DARAVENS WARUDO
Who has the best thighs and why is it Azir?
>>99781621
That's the kind of keyboard I used to use.
>>99781747
but he's an infamous soloq god
who comes the closest to being the western apdo tho? ofc nobody reaches his level, but who's the most dominant soloq player?
>>99779612
Literally should have banned Zed. Every time I don't ban zed and someone on my team picks him I instantly dodge.
>>99781803
What a cuntlicker.
>>99781831
i think he has great tights too anon
In case anyone ever wondered what real autism was a like and not the 4chan version
>>99781279
ButRIVEN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>99781803
bruh stop
you are putting my sides in orbit
>>99781831
>>99781742
>Xmithie picks Lee Sin jungle
>Scarra nudes leaked
>>99781182
He pretty much just plays Rek'Sai, Aatrox, Pony and Vi.
>>99781994
she isnt tosahka rin
she is a nice girl who needs a hug and somehand-holding
>>99781970
I bet he IS really tight
>>99781905
Hashinshin
>>99780051
The one bitch he dropped nudes on had to be crying to riot to ban him.
which udyr is better for farming the jungle endlessly, tiger or phoenix
and which enchantment and smite? Guessing purple and purple?
>>99781982
stop posting this shit it's a year old
we're trying to make some fresh memes around here
who /YASUBRO/ here??
>>99781905
incarnation is the closest thing to apdo
>>99781372
>>99781617
Here I was thinking the guy who thought girls interacting with him meant he was free to kiss them was bad.
>>99781803
>tfw I had a similar kind of autism that made me spout shit like that when I was 16
i just want to forget
you can see the exact MOMENT the enemy team threw
>>99782127
There are a bunch of new people here
I'd venture to say 100 out of the 168 people who posted are new and haven't seen these
>>99782135
Riven fags are trying to taint is for their faggotry
It's best to lay low for now
>>99782118
phoenix is better
with cinder and purple
>>99782174
>flawless dragon control
>first one at 14m
>>99781831
SHURIMA, it feels as though your emperor is wearing nothing at all!nothing at allnothing at all
>>99782174
That looks more like three throws in rapid succession.
what happen 2 twitch??
>>99782235
This nigger is a legit psychopath.
>>99782148
it's not your fault anon, it's gods.
>>99782174
Fucking plebs, I bet you don't even throw in plat
>>99782256
would've been sooner but bot was determined to be as heavy as humanly possible.
3 of those dragons were taken from right under the enemy teams nose though.
Why aren't you watching Pobelter's stream right now?
>>99782392
Why would I watch some overrated reddit memer?
>>99771119
dude it barely takes any time to get to 30
there's no way in hell you could have even tried a third of the champions in addition to having 2-3 full rune pages by the time you get to 30
Are there any champions that stack on damage like Nasus? Because I think I found a type of champion I like to play.
>nasus locks says "solo top so i can get muh stacks"
>ends up laning against a trundle
>he's garbage at last hitting
>any time trundle falls under half health he drops everything and burns all summoners to try and kill him
>ends up feeding as a result
>spot an enemy tping into a bush behind him and danger ping it
>he facechecks the fucking thing
>he finally finishes an item
>its fucking triforce 15 mins into the game
>hes walking into teamfights and getting blown up like a fucking pinata
>has <150 stacks 25 mins into the fucking game
>he only starts farming jungle 30-fucking-minutes in
>it's everybody's fault but his for "not letting him get stacks"
Why aren't you banning Nasus so
>nasus mains
can't ruin your game, /lolg/?
>>99782392
because he's just a wannabe imafaggotpie now
he used to be dope when he had 50 viewers and didn't listen to nigger music and he played steam games in between like the surgeon game
>>99782498
Veigar.
>>99782302
Of course
I don't how so many idiots fall for the anikitan routine. You guys are silly
Nick De Cesare @LSXYZ9 1m1 minute ago
Im baffled how a player can show reform for 3months straight, but then a ban is re-issued?Y not just put them on thin-ice similar to parole?
bets on how many more days ls has as a coach?
>>99782495
>dude it barely takes any time to get to 30
what
One of the most common complaints is how fucking long it takes to get to 30
>>99782075
She's a dirty hobo who pleases old men for money. How else does she drink her life away?
>>99782498
Veigar
ThreshBard
>>99782568
Is he any good?
>>99782592
>XJ9
>Showing reform
kek
>>99782302
Psychopath implies he lacks any sort of emotional connection
This faggot is just a whiny cunt that wants to get his way 24/7
>>99782526
>>nasus mains
>can't last hit
I don't think you understand what it means to main a champion.
>>99782575
reminder that xj9 fooled that one autist that owns the lolg teamspeak by pretending to be a girl
guys can we agree there will be no swearing in the next thread? the neighbor kid is over and he reads over my shoulder sometimes
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=XJPrincess
?
>>99782646
fuck im getting all hot and sweaty just looking at this image
>>99782592
until his contract is up. They won't renew it. Everyone knew he was a literal faggot but apparently he is a figurative one as well.
Who the fuck defends xj9
>>99782526
This fucking blog and I bet you're silver.
>banning nasus
Silver indeed.
>>99782592
reddit likes lastshadow
there is no way he's losing any coaching job as long as reddit likes him
Not pictured: Mercenary Katarina.
>>99782650
only if you're good at him
you cant just pick him out of the blue and expect to do good if you have no idea how to play him before or after his rework
>>99782778
>not banning champs that your team will pick and be shit with
Stay silver, friendo :)
>>99782768
xj9 has chatted in ls stream from time to time, they're friends
>>99775629
Dumb Asian Americans.
Breaking the stereotypes one stupid tweet at a time.
>>99782650
After rework he's tricky one. (or just crap)
Has anyone doxxed XJ9?
I need it.
These are my ten placements. Can anyone give some advice on what to improve, builds or anything? Would appreciate advice
>>99781982
i kinda wish autism wasn't such a dank meme, since my sister is actually diagnosed with autism and every year my family wonders how she's going to find a stable job. I mean she gets some govn't subsidy, but just barely enough for basic food, living, etc.
end blog.
>>99782592
>reformation
Why does that guy get a chance at reformation and other players don't?
>>99782526
why would i ban the best toplaner in the game next to heck of rims?
>>99775629
this seriously made me feel sick
>>99779980
>>99780054
>>99780668
Went about as well as expected
>>99782950
She is a girl. Just find a guy to take care of herand sexually abuse her
>>99782950
>Subhuman is going to have a terrible life
Wow who would have guessed. Welcome to natural selection jackass.
>>99783010
>5/7
Get carried, Nashitter.
>>99782840
>>99782890
Do you have any tips for me to use him?
I actually want to either main the stack champs for unlimited damage.
Also how was he before?I like farming and then hitting shit and seeing life bars get the fuck down
Guys... how the fuck do I play top lane?
I've spent three seasons ignoring it entirely and I feel like it's time to stop being a shitter.
>>99782845
>getting mad at your teammates and crying in an anonymous image board instead of carrying them
stay
silver
>>99782941
where can you tell if it's win or defeat on that shit match history ?
>>99782941
dont pick varus and work on a smaller champ pool, too much variation. try to focus on 2 lanes, 3 max, and always the same champs
>>99782941
don't play [champion not picked in lcs]
don't build [item no pro builds]
>>99782920
mailing bombs is dangerous /a/
>>99783081
don't feed, stop their teleports, either take down their tower when they're out of lane or roam when they roam
>>99782941
don't miss so much cs
don't play varus/build botrk on lucian anymore
learn how to bounce back when you got raped in lane
>>99783081
i just play morgana/ryze/annie and pretend it's mid.
>XJ9 is one of the rare cases
>The player support Rioter here had good intentions but lacked full context into the extent of XJ9's past behavior.
How the fuck do you not brief your support staff on XJ9? Literally just tell them "XJ9 never gets unbanned."
Oh wait
>Jeffrey Lin @RiotLyte · 4h 4 hours ago
>@Invyxer @ZanWulf @Moisty_Crust No one gets their accounts back. They have to start over. However, I don't have full details of the XJ9 case
Even your "head of sucking cock" or whatever Lyte's title is doesn't know who XJ9 is? Are you fucking serious?
>>99782870
Of course they are, ls got him the coaching job with SHC last season.
>>99782920
His name is Joseph Sulenski and at one point he lived in NYC, go nuts.
>>99782990
Except everyone does get a chance at reformation, that's what Riot announced in January. Everyone* who was permabanned can now make new accounts and if they show they're good then they're unpermabanned.
*except XJ9
>>99782941
Don't play Lucian this season.
Don't play Sion either.
Don't play Azir either.
Sejuani is hot this season, make sure you build cinderhulk when stacking health.
When you build vladimir do not finish WotA, just get the lifesteal, build other AP, and then finish WotA when you have enough damage.
>>99783065
AND THATS HOW YOU PLAY NASUS
>>99783079
before the rework you actually tried to win lane instead of autistically stacking
>>99782870
They probably fuck each other too.
>>99783206
If I'm going against some bullshit like Riven, is it better to just let her CS and not get skullfucked, or should I risk a death or two to slow her farm?
>>99783056
>riven mains
>>99783118
the green/red stripe. should have used op.gg
>>99783120
Yeah poor varus :( I usually go sivir/lucian for ADC but cait outranges both of them hard, thought Varus would be a good pickup. Should I stick to Vlad for toplane too I guess? Both Vlad games were mid
>>99783318
lucian is fine, why wouldnt he play him
>>99783318
>don't play sion
>>99783057
where the nudes at
>>99783154
Not if you know what you're doing and don't fuck around with Acetone Peroxide like an idiot
>>99783318
HELP
Do I buy:
-Blood man
-Fire guy
-Plant lady
-Sand nigger
>>99783104
I did carry that Nasus though.
Checkmate, athiest.
>>99783056
Next time you see a Riven: dodge. They are only good players in the upper elo.
Also usecarry.ggto anticipate the match next time, and see who you might need to help out.
>>99783443
ask xj9
>>99783079
If you like Ez you wiil be ok with him too.
q is now skillshot.
Yep, farm q, Disintegrate targets with r\combo
>>99783239
>that lucian game
would you believe I thought I queued up normals? Was mad as fuck when I found out I should be tryharding. CS is a good point though.I actually had high CS scores relative to my opponents so I'm thankful for that.
>>99783318
notice the date on Azir, he got nerfed to fuck after that so I've dropped him. Sion isn't good anymore?
>>99783364
vlad's okay mid right now, might change tho
>>99783535
useless
>>99783491
Vlad
Brand
Zyra
Azir
?
>>99783318
>Don't play Sion
Shitter detected
>>99783324
>playing a toplaner that NEEDS to be carried to be good
>nasus mains
>>99783491
if sand nigger is azir, totally
he's not his previous levels of metastasized cancer but he feels really good to play, the recent base AS buffs feel great on him
he's good in the more extended teamfights of the tank meta (not sure if this is still relevant considering cinderhulk nerfs but it probably is), which also includes a beefy frontline for him to hide behind
just avoid idiot shit like RoA and Nashor's
>>99783560
yeah but still why the botrk unless they had like 4 tanks
sion is good don't listen to this shitter
>>99783597
I am a new guy I wasn't here for the xj9/gem fiasco. And I certainly didn't lose all interest in Gem.
>>99783560
Sion is ok just rush a sheen into tf, then FH or SV, depending on your enemy.
>>99783646
be happy that i I N V E N T E D hec top to give toplaners a presence
i await my paycheck
>>99783548
Sounds fun
Guessing I always build AP?
>>99783296
>Everyone* who was permabanned can now make new accounts and if they show they're good then they're unpermabanned.
Is there a link to the rules behind that?
>>99783619
R U A Wizard
>>99783491
What lane you want?
-Top/mid guy
-Top/mid/(support) guy
-Support chick
-Mid/tod cock
>>99783721
dnt fuck with me!!!
>>99783724
tri is shit on sion wtf
if you need a damage item get a hydra or a botrk
>>99783491
Dire guy
>>99783851
triforce is not shit on sion bud
>>99783776
http://na.lolesports.com/articles/competitive-policy-revision-permabanned-players
>>99783851
Anon are you ok?
wait did they reban xj9
>>99783525
Thanks
>>99783348
That dumb motherfucker raced headfirst into the enemy jungle alone after Lulu and was proptly gang raped.
>>99783841
pls xj9 don't leak my nudes
>>99773262
but anon that's shit
>>99783896
duh it is bud
>>99776080
Two things:
1) stop picking a shit support. Sona is probably the worst possible choice of a support in Bronze out of all the champs in the game.
2) learn to have an impact.
If you play a proper champion (I didn't say support) and know what to do, you'll carry yourself out of this hole.
Despite all your salt, there is something you need to realize: you aren't good enough to get out of Bronze yet.
>>99783924
Yeah, lyte dealt another EPIC smite XD
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/31vwbo/xj9_back/cq5wtej
>>99783721
>immmmmmmmmmm innnnn so mych pain sahess hurtingggg meee
i don't want to live anymore
>>99783934
Is there porn of that frog girl?
>>99783714
Looking into it, they had Leona, Volibear, and a kinda tanky Diana so that was my reasoning on BotRK, definitely regretted it after though
>sion is good don't listen to this shitter
okay good, I think he's pretty based. I threw away my lead in the game I played with him by building defense, I think.
>>99783724
>>99783851
Mixed messages here. Triforce sounds bretty gud to me
I WANT TO KISSBARDO
>>99783841
Where the nudes at
Isn't she legal by now
>>99773262
...the fuck
>>99783761
Yeah. What else.
>>99784065
rule 34 retard
>>99784074
Guys check my Nasus rework.
>Passive: "Please carry me" - This unit starts as an immobile, destructible structure near your furthest active top lane tower. This unit has increased gp5 while in structure form.. Whenever this unit dies as in structure form it respawns in the same spot after standard death timer. After 40 minutes have passed this unit becomes active.
>Q. Same but starts with 1000 stacks, losing 50 for every death in structure form.
>W. Same.
>E. Same.
>R. Same.
As you can see, it doesn't change how he plays at all.
>>99783428
>>99783470
Playing Sion is like playing Zac. You don't play him in ranked. And no I have not lost a ranked game or done bad with Sion before.
>>99783415
>>99783560
Sivir > Kog > Ezreal > Tristana > Ashe > Jinx > Lucian > Graves > Quinn
>>99784068
It is good. Ask Marine, a certified good player.
going smite top and taking a jungle creep to lvl 2 cheese is fucking bs what the fuck
>>99783902
>League-suspended players who had their accounts permabanned will not have their original accounts unbanned. Their future accounts will not be banned so long as they are not abused.
:|
>>99783560
Azir was rebuffed. He's fine to use now
>>99783934
What was that karma?
>>99783761
Also, if you ok with tanks you can try Sion with infinite heath stacking.
>>99784193
Maths alone shit on this order.
>>99784292
well i remember playing some mmo and they literally banned my ip from creating new accounts.
>>99784193
>You don't play him in ranked
???
Omega squad teemo when
>>99784292
I don't know what your trying to express with your epic emote.
>>99784536
>zeke's
what le fug
>>99784515
new
>>99783934
Sure. Hey can I add you? Maybe we could duo when I finally place.I also want to spectate your matches.
>>99784573SOONSTALKER
>>99782526
>be bronzie
>bronzie player plays like shit in my team
>it's the champs fault
ayy stay bad retard
>>99784582
It's a shitty new meme that /lolg/ is trying to push
It's extremely situational item that is only good if you have several AA carries on your team (Which within itself is fucking retarded)
Don't listen to their memes anon
>>99784582
The only AP they had was Fizz.
I fucked him.
I wanted HP/CDR but didn't want Locket, figured I'd help my Shyv who I abandoned top and Jinx out a bit.
>>99784579
Well what's written there directly contradicts what I was just told.
Brought my hopes up for something that wasn't true.
>>99784734
Frozen Heart would have given you just as much CDR while giving you more effective health and a passive that was in all likelihood better than Zeke's.
>>99784879
Literally did not give a shit, I saw a shitty item and said "I want that."
I also did the most damage.
stop spamming this xj9 who the fuck cares
>>99784972
Look if you were just building shit because you were stomping so hard then I really don't care, have your fun bro.
I'm just tired of people on /lolg/ pushing this Zeke's meme as if it isn't an extremely situational item.
>>99783056
It was the Riven with the good KDA that lost us the game, not the feeding Karma or the Kogmaw that disconnected/ragequit. Riven mains amirite lmao ayy.
>>99785045
I do
>>99785045
this
hes a sick degenerate and he wont get any better
leave him be
>>99785093
It is an incredibly situational item, like I said, I only built it for my Shyv/Jinx. If I didn't have a Shyv on my team I would've built something else.
>>99785128
>4 kills
>8 Deaths
>Good
>tfw sitting home alone at 3 am watching reruns of america's funniest home videos while eating ice cream
>>99785265
>disregarding 10 assists
>>99785303
sure sounds comfy friend :3c
>>99785308
>Implying it's hard to get assists as AoE Disables/Damage: The Champ
lmao
>>99785303
Cmon m8 at least get Netflix
>>99785410
Compared to Karma, who gave up more kills than she participated in, it's worth noting.
Then again it's probably down to a mechanical error on Riven's part.
>>99785675
No doubt Karma shit the bed harder than Riven
But stop trying to act like Riven was worth anything because she shit the be slightly less
Also
>Mechanical error
>Riven
lmao
m
a
o
>>99782646
>>99782756
2 chimes spawn every 50 seconds. It'd take a minimum of 90 minutes to get that many chimes.
>>99785450
but what would I watch
>>99785903
There is lots of shit on Netflix
If you like watching Documentaries like me, you can easily sink most of your time on that alone.
Guys now that Bard is released you can run an EPIC xd Infinite Scaling team comp.
>top nasus (Q stacks)
>jungle sion (Health)
>mid veigar (AP)
>ad thresh (Souls)
>supp bad (Chimes)
Now you too can have a 100% lose rate.
>>99785903
Halt and Catch Fire
>>99785903
The Boondocks
>>99785775
He asked who gets infinite damage, not if it was a good idea.
both of these NACS teams are actually pretty stacked
>>99786512
Epic
>>99785903
The best shittiest movie from the 80's;
Miami Connection
>>99786512
>>99770703
then you're terrible.
>>99784170
considering rangec cancer is creeping ito top lane this would never be alowed
i know its jokes but still
>>99772097
YOU -______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________- FAGGOT