Boar Whore Edition.
xth for best waifu and mother of my fictional children
i want to perform every known fetish with Lux: anal sex, hate fuck, love fuck, scat sex, armpit, cuck her, be cucked by her, gangbang, pegging, bdsm, etc and when we finish suicide together <3
TOP MAINS OF LOLGEN
>Post your face when your bot lane doesn't feed for once and actually wins lane
Posting it here too, just incase
I've been looking to add a couple more champs to my top/mid pool.
I really enjoy playing supportive, utility solos, playing loads of Lulu and Karma, some Kayle thrown in if I need to bring more damage, but I'm getting pretty bored of the same champs over and over again.
Any recommendations for other champs I could take to solo lanes? How's Morgana top in SoloQ?
>backdooring their Nexus 10 minutes in
Funniest shit ever
>tfw no gattsu champion
I just want to struggle a little bit
garen is a weak shouting retard who's no fun at all
Why would I give a fuck
I expect my bot lane to lose every single time and you should too
If anything games where my bot lane stomps are boring because the game ends before I get to do anything beyond push my lane and kill my lane opponent
>please take me serious, i'm a real gamer, stop objectifying me
>land a full build max range nid spear on a squishy
>they die and explode into a heart mushroom cloud
Fuck I wish these finishers were permanent.
soraka is cutest
especially when embarrassed >:3
Hi guys can I be viable again?
Riot murdered my bases. And ratios. And scalings. And cooldowns. And utility. And cast ranges. And items. And my axe.
>D4RKEVA (Maokai): why u tryhard in urf
>Give Annie a shot in URF
>Stuns every three seconds
>Literally can just spam spells 1v1 to shut them down
>Throw the bear in just to make sure
>Can build sorta tanky to help survive in teamfights
>Hourglass and ult up every 20 seconds
>Can stop anyone pushing into base
>mfw help carry every game
>have 400 armor
>say nothing offensive in chat all game
>bathe in the tears of zed mains
>your team's 0/3 Zed is talking shit at the enemy 3/0 LeBlanc
>LB says '1v1 me at baron noob'
>your team's Zed says 'ok' and starts walking to baron
Say that you're the jungler or top laner. What do you do, here? Ignore it and keep farming?
Talon doesn't work because his burst relies on more AD than anything.
Yasuo doesn't have an urf kit where he becomes OP. He's only OP because during normals his kit spirals out of control.
Why does everyone neglect Syndra urf? Her stun is OP.
Xerath for free wins and mexican asshurt
>Being a baby back bitch
That brassieres are for scrubs
>Haven't played in a few weeks, play an ARAM to get the rust off my wheels
>Roll Karthus, aw yiss
>KDA is pretty shit because I haven't played in so long, each missed skittle is like getting stabbed in the dick
>We wind up winning, dejectedly check numbers
>#1 most damage dealt by a long shot
>Picking Fiora in URF
>I'm against a Gangplank top
>I W all of his Q's
>He starts turbosalting in all chat
This is the most fun I've ever had in this game
post >yfw a sona in urf rapes your entire team
>dive like a madman
>die after a few seconds of aoe digsuting damage
>enemy team runs away with low hp
>me in all chat: "outplayed"
feels good every time
>they blow zhonyas in team fight
>try to run for it
We lost because Karthus successfully stopped me and Jax from base racing them.
Fucking URF, man.
I picked Bard thinking it was secretly NURF. URF Bard is still fun as fuck when you build damage.
>enemy team has premade Akali + Soraka
>Akali gets a couple of kills
>Soraka keps healing her
>Akali has infinite sustain aswell
>literally takes 4 people 4v1 to kill her
>mfw I play AP Xin Zhao in URF
>mfw I waste 3 enemy teleports because they can't stop me from pushing their whole base down
Why the fuck is this thread so dead? Is everybody really playing URF?
>guy says "ban Zed"
>I don't because I just faced 3 shit Zeds and we won
>"IM DODGING IF THEY PICK ZED"
go ahead you fucking little bitch? I know this community is a shithole but really? Fucking faggot
>more damage the lower health he has
>fucking impossible to kill
>literally uses rage as a source of power
Yeah, Talon was pretty shit and his burst is really weak compared to Zed. With Yasuo I didn't ult in all the match because everyone was moving too fast and enemy team was full of long ranged champions.
Also, TF is sick in URF.
>attack speed debuffs
which ones are you talking about?
there's the FH aura, randuin's active, and malphite's e basically and all of those require tanks to be in melee range of kalista which isn't ever going to happen
there's literally nothing you can do to him
his mobility is infinite, he can dodge every cc because of his hop and the damage buffs mean that he can build AP and still wreck face
>get rekt by obvious smurf in a plat game
>fucking win rate
>in my placements
How do I get these fuckers on the enemy team? I played with so many smurfs in my placements, I still got plat but how can someone with that win rate actually be "plat 3" because no fucking way.
>TFW you meme'd so fucking hard you went from Bronze III to Gold V in less than a month
Why hasn't everyone in silver just killed themselves already?
Doesn't it just eat you alive on the inside knowing that a bronze shitter can get to gold from just maining a single champion?
I really wanted to btfo people with that lazer a la:
It also provides the satisfaction of killing someone with Garen ult without actually having to play Garen.
I'm sad it doesn't match my diamond border, but at least it matches for the enemy team.
Randuins passive is attack speed debuff. Thats the main one. Its the reason Kalista doesnt really see competitive play. Probably fine in soloQ. But if a team knows whats up and puts randiuns on its frontline its fucking hard to stay relevant.
hey guys, im really impressed by the lore of lucian, he somewhat reminds me of a movie a watched years ago, may somebody knows what movie i am talking about?
must be the best login in screen
>play URFand lost like a bitch
>try velkoz rev up that archlight skin i got from an anon
>suddenly about to 1v2 lanes
i love it, I figure if I hammer through whatever MR they have I can deal massive damages with spells and my passive
>pick akali for urf mode
>become a suicide bomber
Its becomes so fun to dive in and try to survive
kat was actually not that good on urf, no reason to permaban her compared to like nidalee or zed
Liking 2D is just a meme. No one here seriously likes 2D.
With all the other beefy initiators that just suddenly appear and engage, Skarner's little moves peed boost doesn't really help him on not getting kited. And I'd rather have Olaf for a slowbot.
Jesus that image is so fucking bad
why do you collect trash
"I'm super excited to work with my spiritual leader. I may have failed him by refusing to solve world hunger, but I am genuinely interested in learning when one should disregard tanky stats in favour of Ability Power on AD Bruisers. Also, I'm French," stated Lucas on this topic.
>calling ricegnat trash
not even gonna fall for this level of shitbaiting
I bet you pretend to be a virgin to b8 replies too
number 1 (the best)
Mordekaizer (es the best, #1, best, shield es always win, never loose)
Akali (es invisible es the best, always win. dps the best)
ryze (the best damage, can kill anyone but not mordekaizer)
warwick (warwick es from brasil, buy longsword for more lifesteal)
garen (nerf es #1 still, i always win) .. ALWAYS
pantheon (strong man, very strong, almost the best, after mordekaizer)
teemo (mushroom es best, dont buy wards, no more need)
Yi (es fast the best i always kill)
malzahar (SO MUCH DAMAGE I CAN KILL ANYONE 5 TIMES)
Mundo (es so good i always win, 10000 hp every time)
Tryndamere (big strong men, like me, everytime you cant kill, you are chicken men! huehue!!!!!)
Ashe (BIG ARROW EVERY TIME IT HITS ITS SO LONG I CANNOT MOVE, SO MUCH STUN!)
Shen (everytime es throw sword at me maybe teleport away)
number 2 (es okay)
evelynn (invisible the best, kill everyone 2 times)
blitzcrank (i always pull, the best, always win)
jax (i can stun fast and always kill #1 1 on 1 except mordekaizer)
Urgot (teleport tank so we can kill him fast)
Sivir (i can kill 6 peopel in 1 shot every time, es so good)
alistar (the best hispanic character. so much damage take cannot kill)
nunu (iceball es slow, every time i get gank!)
Shaco (put boxes in the bush! everyone go! BOOM! everytime the best)
nasus (big dog)
(bra)zilean (always come back to life, use on mordekaizer)
veigar (super stun, everyone is stuck)
Cho'Gath (its so big like dinosaur, everyone dead)
twitch (smelly rat, counter expunge with magic resist, win every time)
Malphite (strong very strong! punch ground so hard es best)
number 3 (not so good)
Janna (so beautiful! i am love!!)
Galio (es kill everyone in circle, es sooooo good, but no more damage)
amumu (amumu es same galio same caracter but cry so much)
vladamir (i go under ground you cant kill me, im hide
>Want to get her
>Looks human in splash art
>Is literally just normal Soraka with a different outfit for the in-game model
What the fuck? Riot really dropped the ball on this one.
> I legit though this was how everyone got to gold.
Wait people actually try to learn multiple roles and champions in order to get out of bronze/silver?
I'm pretty sure those leagues are about learning a single champion and carrying your team. Then gold about learning a single role and multiple champs and then idk after that.
Feel free to show us what is not garbage then
>inb4 annieposting retard
>Messages available: 4/5
Something you want to share?
Why would it matter what i posted
if it's not ahri you will just say it sucks no matter what
and it's because you ahri posters are dumb as fuck. on the same level of lulushits and sona shits.
>just from maining a single champion?
Where did you read or hear that playing multiple champions was better to climb?
implying any real girl could be as good as 2d
>play darius in urf
>feed zed out the ass, feed shaco out the ass, feed graves out the ass
>build for attack speed+ad
>spam q in their base and w on their turrets as they take our nexus
>take two nexus turrets and their nexus before they finish off 1/4th hp turret and nexus
>raging from everyone
"DARIUS LOGIC, LOSE GAME, WIN GAME"
>"This is trash!"
>"Well, mind showing us something that wouldn't be trash in your opinion then?"
>"WHY WOULD IT MATTER?!"
Well I don't know boss
You seem to be even worse at human interactions than I am
>their jungler is ganking a new lane every 2 minutes
>our jungler is 0/1/0 15 minutes in from dying to a counterjungle attempt
I fucking hate low elo ranked. No one told me climbing would be this fucking awful. our jungler never does a n y t h i n g for the first 20 minutes while the enemy jungler is 4/0/2 in the same time
>Galio on the enemy team in URF accuses our team of tryharding
>playing Soraka in URF
This must be what a god feels like among mortals. I am untouchable, my team cannot be killed as long as they are in my casting range, and I smite motherfuckers all day, end up legendary.
>onus of proof is on you
I will restate what i said because you can't read with you shit eyes it seems.
No matter if i posted you a image. you will always say it's shit.
because you are stupid and like trash. because you are trash. end of statement.
>No one here seriously likes 2D.
>Not realizing that as soon as humanity can live without needing a vagina for childbirth women are literally going to be worthless and no one will ever EVER put up with the eternal bullshit they pull on a daily basis.
>Not accepting that 3d women literally ruin everything they touch and instantly make those things unfun. They are also essentially the sole perpetrator of destroying male relationships. Man would just be fine loving and broish towards eachother if women didn't "release evil into the garden of eden" which is why in general 5-8 year old boys pretty much all get along with eachother.
>going for the edge
nice job retard
Apparently if a Soraka has Luden's Echo and uses Q the procs from the item that hit champions count towards the healing aspect of Q.
Like if you use your Q on a group of minions without hitting any champs, but then Luden's procs and hits two champs your Q will heal you as if you hit two champs with it.
I don't ever fear first picking Zed...
Now that Kayle and Lissandra are dead I have nothing to fear.
Only retards who have never played Akali trying to counterpick.
Fizz, blitz?, ezreal (maybe, AP ezreal wrecks everything but AD isn't that great. Most people play AD because they're retarded) zed.
Zed so that the zed mains on your team dodge, because they're the single worst thing about URF.
Ah. Hmm... Is eve still dead? I really miss when she was an ap hypercarry then they made her ad. Then they killed her entirely.
Also, I played a game with ap ezreal because that's always been a favorite of mine it seems like Luden's Echo just buffed him into pretty stupid levels.
LGTSS: Red flags in champion select that cause you to dodge;
>ADC runs Ignite, claims it's better than heal
>"I've seen the pros do this."
>Off-meta troll picks who insist they've done this before in normals
>mfw duo queueing with a friend on urf and laning as Lux and Morgana
never 4get 1-3 the jews did this allahu akbar
He's not that great until you hit level 6, and then you become super hitler. I've been experimenting with rylais rush on him, and it's actually pretty good, it gates how long you can keep your ult up pretty hard unfortunately.
That's really shitty to hear. I've never really played with urgot so it's not a real big change for me but Eve's one of my favorite junglers. There are so few ap junglers and Diana's so fucking weak and from what I hear they killed Ap Sejuani. Which I can understand why but it still sucks.
I don't dodge.
I always get a little anxious whenever I see a shaco though since I assume everyone is bad at shaco. I always keep these thoughts to myself since I like to believe everyone is playing to win and any off picks are just preferred champions that they personally can play better than more popular picks.
Fighter. Ad heavy with a few defensive items to ensure you dont explode in a fight. I tend to get tbc, last whisper, randuins, Spirit/Banshees/maw, and maybe a GA or another defensive item. Got solid results from this. Full tank Garen is shit though. 21/9 or rito.
What adcs do you play? Have you considered positioning in such a way that it's very difficult for them to jump on you? Have you considered not getting hit by skillshots and getting a relatively early qss to deal with shit like Liss ult?
>queue up for urf
>someone on my team tries enforcing the meta
xth for late new Soraka skin with dick sucking lips on her splash art.
Reminder that fun gamemodes bring out the worst in the community
>LMAO IT'S A FUN MODE WHO CARES IF I KEEP RUNNING IN AND DYING TO PEOPLE
>BAN X OR I TROLL
>ITS A FUN MODE WHO CARES THAT I LOST ALL OF YOU GUYS THE GAME
>ARE YOU HAVING FUUUUUUUUN
I have almost 200 games as Jax and people always seem perplexed in champ select that I would select him over Irelia or another trinity-spiking champ. Does not mean I don't have about a 65% winrate.
yfw "Irelia counters Jax" memers. When did this become a thing?
>dat feel when almost no cooldown nor energy nor mana so your fingers have to go so fast its your body that is taking the decissions
I fucking love URF
>can't prove a damn thing
>projecting this hard
I try ti sit in the back and wait for cds to be blown, but if I'm not in the middle of the fight right when it starts, my team loses more often than not.
I play Graves, Lucian, and
Draven, which seems to never work out no matter how fed I get
>diamond II friend loves this game even with all it's flaws
>diamond III friend hates urf because it breeds bad play
>gold II friend loves urf because of the rush it gives him
I just wanted to go fast with Chicken man.
So how long are we gonna keep doing this? You clearly don't have any point to make beyond just shitposting and seeing how little effort you can make before you hit reply. Are you gonna just keep replying until we're just posting ">" at each other?
Fucking hell annie is an URF juggernaunt.
Show up, insert tibbers and stuns into the enemy teams anus, bounce out. Can 1vs1 basically anybody at parity just due to the stun rotation as long as she gets initiation.
>Yi only contributes to melting shit
>Just played a game with a Fiora top, Ziggs mid, Leona and Ez bot
>Our only real engager is Leona
>She never uses her stuns unless she gets a kill
>She ends 10/5/16
>I end 9/12/20 since I had to practically force the focus on myself in team fights
We could've won that had the Leona not wanted the kills.
>tfw urf is just a bunch of try hards and people crying about people try harding
I don't understand how so many people forgot that URF had a stricter meta than regular 5v5 (especially this patch).
>look at her pussy
I hate that shit.
I don't really care about the finishers. I just wanted the icons Although it is entertaining killing people with the urf finisher, spamming laugh, and then watching them get anally ravaged in all chat
>team does well, pushes and gathers when they need to, and end quickly
>well over 50/50 winrate
>team feeds their assess off, jungler never ganks, and the game doesn't end until one person on my team gets picked off in the jungle 50 minutes in
>under 50/50 win rate
I fucking hate this game. My teams always suck ass when it matters
Would running 9/21/0 Masteries be beneficial for an adc going up against a full assassin team that can instakill you?
or maybe getting a warmogs and guardian angel?
>ULT ON FIFTEEN SECOND CD
>LASTS FOR TWELVE SECONDS
Mundo goes where he pleases
Just wanted to let all the support mains know, because there seems to be some confusion; landing a skillshot (i.e. hook, dark binding, etc.) does not necessarily mean you are obligated to immediately all in and blow your cooldowns/summs, then yell at the team for not following up on your poor decision making.
learn effective threat ranges, they're important. Also it's completely fine to hit the enemy front line, especially once you get a last whisper.
If you have trouble staying alive while doing damage try playing cait/ezreal/jinx.
>mid players second worst players
mid is the highest skill role in the game
keep playing your little right clicking tanks or 1500 damage free auto attacks