Boar Whore Edition.
OT >>98981182
eyosongive.us
xth for vayne butt
>>99006565
why are cropped sej lewds the best lewdS?
xth for impregnation fetish!
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>99006565
>tried getting gud at fluffy tails
>seem to do shit all of early game
I am just sticking to Annie now, anons.
Cute monster couples
xth for best waifu and mother of my fictional children
xth for why is nobody playing Vel'Koz and AP Kog'Maw in urf
Sorakass.
>>99006565
i want to perform every known fetish with Lux: anal sex, hate fuck, love fuck, scat sex, armpit, cuck her, be cucked by her, gangbang, pegging, bdsm, etc and when we finish suicide together <3
Best girl.
Best waist.
Best wife.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIB FURY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
urf jayce = antifun
TOP MAINS OF LOLGEN
>Post your face when your bot lane doesn't feed for once and actually wins lane
>>99006714
sup imcuck, are you still a manlet
>>99006689
which is not a fetish
>>99006891
You mean Jayce in general?
>>99006831
posting superior butt
Posting it here too, just incase
I've been looking to add a couple more champs to my top/mid pool.
I really enjoy playing supportive, utility solos, playing loads of Lulu and Karma, some Kayle thrown in if I need to bring more damage, but I'm getting pretty bored of the same champs over and over again.
Any recommendations for other champs I could take to solo lanes? How's Morgana top in SoloQ?
>>99006907
>wow my lane was irrelevant again
>>99006868
She's a disgusting fucking purple midget, not waifu material in the least
>URF Tristana
>2shotting towers
>backdooring their Nexus 10 minutes in
Funniest shit ever
>enemy team is malz zed kat ez and shaco
time to NOT have fun
>>99007034
>irrelevant again
>he doesn't run teleport
>ghostblade has almost 100% uptime
Holy fucking shit.
>tfw no gattsu champion
I just want to struggle a little bitgaren is a weak shouting retard who's no fun at all
>>99006907
>>99007016
>incase
welp, I'm triggered, time to fap
>>99007097
Sona, Nidalee, Zed, Leblanc, Morgana
What did you say about fun?
sauce on OP?
That's so fucking hot
>>99007195
>disliking JUSTICE
IN THE KINGS NAME
hey nice they finally made a game mode for epin ezreal mains
>>99007195
What would be his passive?
>>99006939
never was a manlet
whats better on Ahri vs Vlad? Morellos or Athenes? Obviously when you couldn't just grab a needlessly large rod in first back
>>99007195
>garen is weak
You build him weak anon
>>99007412
I'd say morellos so it sort of counters Vlad's pool escape but I dunno
twitch tv/mynameisyollis amateur mystery man memers
>>99007412
>remove ~2% of damage taken by him
or
>make his healing reduced by 50%
idk anon
>>99007195
>garen is a weak
Go the fuck HOME Darius.
>>99007061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2Z19GqSvx
>what they say
Wow the enemy team are such tryhards
>what they mean
Wow the enemy team didn't let me win
>>99006907
Why would I give a fuck
I expect my bot lane to lose every single time and you should too
If anything games where my bot lane stomps are boring because the game ends before I get to do anything beyond push my lane and kill my lane opponent
>>99007539
Right?
>>99007061
fucking fite me
>please take me serious, i'm a real gamer, stop objectifying me
>>99007392
what's your height and weight anddick size
xth for my husbando santorin :3c
>>99007520
>>99007654
Not same fag guys, I swearApril fools
>>99007195
BasedNEW CHAPTER WHEN?
>>99007297
>not recognizing Minarai, the internet's primere Sejuani waifufag
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=131349
>>99007840
Shut up already
>Warwick urf
INFINITE
HEALTH
% DAMAGE
God damn Origen is shit
>>99007447
how do you build Mr. Beyblade?
guys my lolreplay is no work
pls help i gift u 975 skin fi u helpep
>origen about to lose a bo3 with reason gaming
top lep
>>99007948
>EU in charge of super teams
>>99007502
wow 10/10 stream totally enjoyable
kill your self faggot
When
sona is the perfect waifu
WW@?
>amazing misses ult completely
>soaz misses ult completely
LMAO how did these clowns make the cut
Save me, waifu.
>>99007978
I don't know but I go warmogs+spirit visage every game. Absolutely hilarious.
>>99007691
Kaceytron pls leave.
>land a full build max range nid spear on a squishy
>they die and explode into a heart mushroom cloud
Fuck I wish these finishers were permanent.
>>99008195
Randuins + visage is a better defensive core imo
>>99008152
>Shittiest Teemo skin yet
kk
>>99008180
>Former TSM LeeSinOrElise can still only play Lee Sin or Elise
Shocking.
>>99006831
soraka is cutestespecially when embarrassed >:3
>>99008328
epik dude
First time watching Challenger series
Who the fuck is this butthurt announcer?
>>99008071
is that you jeremey fuck you god damnit just leave me alone
>play karthus in urf
>every enemy has zhonya
>still get kills
based retards who cant click every 30 sec
holy SHIT ap kog is strong
MY GOD xpeke is a shitter
>>99008275
thats not kacy nigga you blind?
Who testing all the champs here?
I've played all different champs expect for one time in URF.
Did well
>Zed
>Lux
>Azir
Did like shit
>Talon
>Yasuo
>>99006565
Hi guys can I be viable again?
Riot murdered my bases. And ratios. And scalings. And cooldowns. And utility. And cast ranges. And items. And my axe.
>>99008780
>and ratios
>and scalings
???
>play brand in URF
>enemy forgets I'm no longer shackled by mana and CD
>pillars of fire everywhere
>ult every 15 seconds
>team fights = free multikills
>>99008780
>axe
Kayle players confirmed rearded
>>99008780
>build rage blade
>grow some fucking balls
>win
>>99008828
Ap Ratio on Q decreased by 0.4, AP ratio ON HIT from E reduced by 0.15
Not entirely sure these shitters are better than MYM
>>99008780
I want your ass to be viable on my DICK
>D4RKEVA (Maokai): why u tryhard in urf
>Give Annie a shot in URF
>Stuns every three seconds
>Literally can just spam spells 1v1 to shut them down
>Throw the bear in just to make sure
>Can build sorta tanky to help survive in teamfights
>Hourglass and ult up every 20 seconds
>Can stop anyone pushing into base
>mfw help carry every game
>>99008465
never
I tried full AP yi on urf.
Doesn't work.
>>99009238
sorry friend
its dead
>>99008901
>He doesnt build lich bane rabadon's nashor
HERETIC
ded gaem
>>99008996
She normally plays like a shotgun but in this mode she's more of a gatling shotgun.
>Fizz Fiora Sona all on team
>W-w-w-we're not tryhards we swear
what roles do you main lolg
http://strawpoll.me/4011311/
http://strawpoll.me/4011311/
http://strawpoll.me/4011311/
http://strawpoll.me/4011311/
>have 400 armor
>say nothing offensive in chat all game
>bathe in the tears of zed mains
>>99007693
130
6'0
bignuff
>>99008314
I wonder if enough people complain on the riot forums they would keep it.
Not like it effects gameplay, someone should start a forum post
would you help milk sona?
>>99009490
130 lbs?
>>99009594
yeah
I'm here again guys
w-what get?
>>99008862
no mobility
>>99009545
>Battlebunny Riven all-ins you at level 1
>you explode into a giant heart
I'd be pretty booty bothered after a while
>>99009453
get fucking told you fucking pussy
i bet you bought wards as well faggot
>>99008314
100% guarantee that some of these features we will see soon again.
>>99009617
an eraser to clear that shit off your screen
>>99009617
Thresh
If you ADC a lot, get kalista or jinx. Both are T1
>>99009617
We both know who Anon
Holy fuck I just had to deal with Yorick and Urgot in urf.
>>99009658
>getting mad at someone getting the best of you
Git gud, it effects you not the game lol just look away from the screen nigga
Hypothetical time
>your team's 0/3 Zed is talking shit at the enemy 3/0 LeBlanc
>LB says '1v1 me at baron noob'
>your team's Zed says 'ok' and starts walking to baron
Say that you're the jungler or top laner. What do you do, here? Ignore it and keep farming?
>>99007447
4 Tank Items + IE
Destruction man
>>99008668
Talon doesn't work because his burst relies on more AD than anything.
Yasuo doesn't have an urf kit where he becomes OP. He's only OP because during normals his kit spirals out of control.
Why does everyone neglect Syndra urf? Her stun is OP.
>>99009617
Xerath for free wins and mexican asshurt
>>99009791
I'd usually come but since it's Zed vs LB I kinda want to avoid any contact with cancer even if not contagious
>>99009791
Wait until Zed dies and clean up the LB mess
>>99008780
Okay build ad on hit shit foot kayle now, it's less bursty but the late game damage is really good
>>99009617
Bard
Soroka should wear a brassiere
>>99009963
It's not there? I got it already.
>>99009718
epik
>>99007297
My cum thanks you.
>>99009490
>130
>>99009790
that faggot had the gall to play battle bunny riven against me you're goddamn right I'm mad
there is no pleasure I feel more sweet than making one of them suffer
>>99009379
>Being a baby back bitch
>>99010039
That brassieres are for scrubs
>Haven't played in a few weeks, play an ARAM to get the rust off my wheels
>Roll Karthus, aw yiss
>KDA is pretty shit because I haven't played in so long, each missed skittle is like getting stabbed in the dick
>We wind up winning, dejectedly check numbers
>#1 most damage dealt by a long shot
##justkarthusthings
>buying finishers for a mode that only comes once a year
literally why
>Picking Fiora in URF
>I'm against a Gangplank top
>I W all of his Q's
>He starts turbosalting in all chat
This is the most fun I've ever had in this game
post >yfw a sona in urf rapes your entire team
>>99010402
>be karthus
>teamfight
>everyone low
>dive like a madman
>die after a few seconds of aoe digsuting damage
>enemy team runs away with low hp
>ult
>triple kill
>me in all chat: "outplayed"
feels good every time
how cancerous is this urf team
>>99010642
>they blow zhonyas in team fight
>try to run for it
>mfw
>play urf bots
>bots get ryze, alistar, cass, taric, and karthus
Jesus christ how fucking horrifying.
>>99010948
>Karthus
RIP
What are your urf bans?
>Sona in URF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>99010948
>play URF bots
>Karthus, Morg, Malz, Cass, Fiddle bots
what the fuck
>>99011040
We lost because Karthus successfully stopped me and Jax from base racing them.
Fucking URF, man.I picked Bard thinking it was secretly NURF.URF Bard is still fun as fuck when you build damage.
theleveling changes are cool but it means people can ignore towers and just push after level 18
kinda awful
>>99011237
I say that sona is fun and you call me a noob
i bet you still call people newfags
get the fuck out of here
>enemy team has premade Akali + Soraka
>Akali gets a couple of kills
>Soraka keps healing her
>Akali has infinite sustain aswell
>becomes unkillable
>literally takes 4 people 4v1 to kill her
>mfw I play AP Xin Zhao in URF
>mfw I waste 3 enemy teleports because they can't stop me from pushing their whole base down
Why the fuck is this thread so dead? Is everybody really playing URF?
>playing URF
>guy says "ban Zed"
>I don't because I just faced 3 shit Zeds and we won
>"IM DODGING IF THEY PICK ZED"
go ahead you fucking little bitch? I know this community is a shithole but really? Fucking faggot
>>99007195
tryndamere
>more damage the lower health he has
>bigass sword
>fucking impossible to kill
>literally uses rage as a source of power
>>99009841
Yeah, Talon was pretty shit and his burst is really weak compared to Zed. With Yasuo I didn't ult in all the match because everyone was moving too fast and enemy team was full of long ranged champions.
Also, TF is sick in URF.
>people actually picking Morgana
Literally the champion for people that hate fun
xth for leglady
>fizz mains in urf
really
do you really hate fun that much
>>99011449
that or grinding games for the commission contest, yeah
>>99009739
Ehhhhhh. Kalista aint T1 man. Attack Speed debuffs rip her a new ass.
>>99011449
It'd probably explain why my already long queue times are even longer today.
>>99008996sauce?
>>99008314
what even causes some people to explode anyways?
>>99011658
"finishers" you can buy, the basically add an explosion to your foe's death animation
How is Singed in URF?
>>99011658
the three new summoner icons give you finisher animations
>>99011716
really? where do you buy them? don't see a category under the shop
Who is most no fun in urf and why
Essay is due in 2 hours
>>99011610
>attack speed debuffs
which ones are you talking about?
there's the FH aura, randuin's active, and malphite's e basically and all of those require tanks to be in melee range of kalista which isn't ever going to happen
>>99009617
I would suggest thresh because he is drowning the spells to save your ad/carry or volibear.to carry yourself
>>99011827
LB
2 dash every 2 seconds
Isblue Ezgood in URF?
>>99011827
Fizz
there's literally nothing you can do to him
his mobility is infinite, he can dodge every cc because of his hop and the damage buffs mean that he can build AP and still wreck face
WHATS HABBENING
>>99011827
sona, u play music, every one within 800 range dies
Why do so many people like urf? People just pick the same cancerous champs and it completely ruins it. I wish it was random champ
who are the best furfag champions
can i get a list of them
>>99011827
Vladimir, pool has no cd
>>99011963
>>99011839
Randuin's passive is the AS slow anon, the active is just a MS slow
>>99011827
Veigar
alternately, Nocturne.
>>99012069
it'sfun
>c9 signing a euro
holy fuck no
why not at least a memegook like ryu? i cant cheer for an NA team with europoors on it
>>99009453
Reminder: The more you send false reports, the less weight your reports have in the system.
>>99009616
Fuck outta here pipsqueak
>>99012078
why do you want to know?
>>99011472
If you think zed isn't 100% ban in urf you've been vs shitter zeds, he's fucking impossible to deal with if he has a single brain cell
>>99008780
pls riot revert e and AS nerfs ;-;
>get rekt by obvious smurf in a plat game
>fucking win rate
>in my placements
How do I get these fuckers on the enemy team? I played with so many smurfs in my placements, I still got plat but how can someone with that win rate actually be "plat 3" because no fucking way.
>TFW you meme'd so fucking hard you went from Bronze III to Gold V in less than a month
Why hasn't everyone in silver just killed themselves already?
Doesn't it just eat you alive on the inside knowing that a bronze shitter can get to gold from just maining a single champion?
>>99010557
I really wanted to btfo people with that lazer a la:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ct1RxglEw
It also provides the satisfaction of killing someone with Garen ult without actually having to play Garen.I'm sad it doesn't match my diamond border, but at least it matches for the enemy team.
>>99011839
Randuins passive is attack speed debuff. Thats the main one. Its the reason Kalista doesnt really see competitive play. Probably fine in soloQ. But if a team knows whats up and puts randiuns on its frontline its fucking hard to stay relevant.
hey guys, im really impressed by the lore of lucian, he somewhat reminds me of a movie a watched years ago, may somebody knows what movie i am talking about?
also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgFD2ZNpfN8
must be the best login in screen
>>99010827
cancerous enough
>>99011827
Veigar
You press Q over and over again, occasionally E too
>>99011449
most of queers and other rejects plays urf so the thread is cleaner (slightly)
>play URFand lost like a bitch
>try velkoz rev up that archlight skin i got from an anon
>suddenly about to 1v2 lanes
>and win
i love it, I figure if I hammer through whatever MR they have I can deal massive damages with spells and my passive
>>99012226
I really hope it doesn't happen, especially with an untested shitter like incarnati0n.
>b-b-b-but he's good in solo-q!
So is Pobelter and look how that turned out.
>>99011818
Summoner icons, anon
>>99012235
no you fuck outta here
bitch
ill fuck u up
>>99012226
confirmation where
Holy shit Karthus on URF is ridiculous.
>infinite E
>Q as fast as you can mash the key
>ult every 30 seconds
i dont know how you guys can like 2d so much
no one draws that good
>pick akali for urf mode
>become a suicide bomber
Its becomes so fun to dive in and try to survive
kat was actually not that good on urf, no reason to permaban her compared to like nidalee or zed
How decent is Skarner this meta?
>>99012747
Liking 2D is just a meme. No one here seriously likes 2D.
>>99012667
Dailydot apparently richard lewis hates april fools so it's likely not a joke
>>99012226
C9 would never sign a gook who doesn't speak the language.
>>99012878
That's not real
>>99012878
ahri > any 3d girl
>been drawfagging on here for about 2 years
>still don't have a link to my work on Eyoson
just fuck my shit up fam
>>99012782
that guys artwork (and porn) is amazing but holy fuck he is awful at drawing faces.
> all low tier champs in urf become top tier
Look, Riot. This is how you balance.
>>99012747
because i dont like american pig art
>>99012878
>No one here seriously likes 2D.
thats wrong
>>99012810
Outclassed.
With all the other beefy initiators that just suddenly appear and engage, Skarner's little moves peed boost doesn't really help him on not getting kited. And I'd rather have Olaf for a slowbot.
>>99012958
Jesus that image is so fucking bad
why do you collect trash
>>99012878
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>99012921
europeans don't speak english
just look at deficio
>>99013126
>is amazing
more like is shit
>>99013146
Actually that's an idea, yes.
"I'm super excited to work with my spiritual leader. I may have failed him by refusing to solve world hunger, but I am genuinely interested in learning when one should disregard tanky stats in favour of Ability Power on AD Bruisers. Also, I'm French," stated Lucas on this topic.
http://gambit-gaming.com/news/official-statements/darien-returns-to-gambit
>>99013221
>calling ricegnat trash
not even gonna fall for this level of shitbaiting
>>99012958
nice meme
I bet you pretend to be a virgin to b8 replies too
number 1 (the best)
Mordekaizer (es the best, #1, best, shield es always win, never loose)
Akali (es invisible es the best, always win. dps the best)
ryze (the best damage, can kill anyone but not mordekaizer)
warwick (warwick es from brasil, buy longsword for more lifesteal)
garen (nerf es #1 still, i always win) .. ALWAYS
pantheon (strong man, very strong, almost the best, after mordekaizer)
teemo (mushroom es best, dont buy wards, no more need)
Yi (es fast the best i always kill)
malzahar (SO MUCH DAMAGE I CAN KILL ANYONE 5 TIMES)
Mundo (es so good i always win, 10000 hp every time)
Tryndamere (big strong men, like me, everytime you cant kill, you are chicken men! huehue!!!!!)
Ashe (BIG ARROW EVERY TIME IT HITS ITS SO LONG I CANNOT MOVE, SO MUCH STUN!)
Shen (everytime es throw sword at me maybe teleport away)
number 2 (es okay)
evelynn (invisible the best, kill everyone 2 times)
blitzcrank (i always pull, the best, always win)
jax (i can stun fast and always kill #1 1 on 1 except mordekaizer)
Urgot (teleport tank so we can kill him fast)
Sivir (i can kill 6 peopel in 1 shot every time, es so good)
alistar (the best hispanic character. so much damage take cannot kill)
nunu (iceball es slow, every time i get gank!)
Shaco (put boxes in the bush! everyone go! BOOM! everytime the best)
nasus (big dog)
(bra)zilean (always come back to life, use on mordekaizer)
veigar (super stun, everyone is stuck)
Cho'Gath (its so big like dinosaur, everyone dead)
twitch (smelly rat, counter expunge with magic resist, win every time)
Malphite (strong very strong! punch ground so hard es best)
number 3 (not so good)
Janna (so beautiful! i am love!!)
Galio (es kill everyone in circle, es sooooo good, but no more damage)
amumu (amumu es same galio same caracter but cry so much)
vladamir (i go under ground you cant kill me, im hide
>>99012878
Somethingsomething flat is justice.
Anyone else sleeper OP in urf?
>>99013376
>>99007983
ReInstall
Raven born leblanc plzkthx
Kightofni
>>99013342
pay no attention, people like him will call literally anything depicting a woman trash regardless of quality
>not playing nunu in urf
>>99013376
same
>>99013389
>3d flat
>good
pick one
>>99013342
ayyyyyyyyy sauce
And >picking nunu on urf and going exhaust
FUCKING NO FUN ALLOWED
>Banana Soraka
>Want to get her
>Looks human in splash art
>Is literally just normal Soraka with a different outfit for the in-game model
What the fuck? Riot really dropped the ball on this one.
>be playing urf
>enemy nida drawing shit with traps
>run over all of them
>me (all): "fuck you"
>nidalee (all): ":("
no fun allowed faggot
why are you not playing malphite in urf right now?
>>99006565
>Yeeey NURF!
>It's URF
Fuck you Riot, fuck you.
>>99012918
Isn't he super butthurt about league as it is? C9's official site hasn't said anything about it yet.
>>99013864
>>99013342
>that shit not trash
Nope that's 100% garbage. you have shit taste in waifus and images
good job on being complete shit
>>99008152
>Legendary teemo skin
Fuck this company
>>99012350
> I legit though this was how everyone got to gold.
Wait people actually try to learn multiple roles and champions in order to get out of bronze/silver?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm pretty sure those leagues are about learning a single champion and carrying your team. Then gold about learning a single role and multiple champs and then idk after that.
>>99014092
Feel free to show us what is not garbage then
>inb4 annieposting retard
>>99013389
>flat
yuck
>>99014021
>Messages available: 4/5
Something you want to share?
>>99014021
>29 ping
>>99014213
Why would it matter what i posted
if it's not ahri you will just say it sucks no matter what
and it's because you ahri posters are dumb as fuck. on the same level of lulushits and sona shits.
100% trash
>>99012350
>just from maining a single champion?
Where did you read or hear that playing multiple champions was better to climb?
>>99012350
you're still feeding like crazy u homo face dick muhcner ass dick motherfucker queer bag dicks
>>99012878
>>99013370
implying any real girl could be as good as 2d
>play darius in urf
>feed zed out the ass, feed shaco out the ass, feed graves out the ass
>10/25
>build for attack speed+ad
>spam q in their base and w on their turrets as they take our nexus
>take two nexus turrets and their nexus before they finish off 1/4th hp turret and nexus
>raging from everyone
"DARIUS LOGIC, LOSE GAME, WIN GAME"
"FUCKING BULLSHIT"
fuck zeds
>>99014365
>having shit ping
>>99014318
>that face
>karthus in URF
literally lel
>>99014381
onus of proof is on you fucko
you're the one making a statement, so you're the one who has to justify it
>>99014021
>4/5 messages available
:)
>>99014365
source?
Hey Zed mains. URF isn't LCS. Stop being so bm.
Literally every game.
>>99014423
Even a fat 3D girl is better than best 2D since you can actually put your penis in a 3D.
>>99014616
>>99014361
Bet it's some furfag roleplay shit
>been in queue for literally half a fucking hour
Thanks Riot, it'd be nice if we could actually fucking play your meme mode.
>>99014670
>he cant put his penis into 2d
my sides
How do i play offlane wisp
>>99014670
At least for now.
why does aphro duoq with sneaky so often?
>>99014774
>>99014381
>"This is trash!"
>"Well, mind showing us something that wouldn't be trash in your opinion then?"
>"WHY WOULD IT MATTER?!"
Well I don't know boss
You seem to be even worse at human interactions than I am
quick, who is permaban on urf? who do i need to ban?
>play ranked
>their jungler is ganking a new lane every 2 minutes
>our jungler is 0/1/0 15 minutes in from dying to a counterjungle attempt
I fucking hate low elo ranked. No one told me climbing would be this fucking awful. our jungler never does a n y t h i n g for the first 20 minutes while the enemy jungler is 4/0/2 in the same time
Anyone else getting bugged? Suddenly I am stuck with 30 fps on URF even though I have a good computer that can run the game on max fps.
>>99012350
based
"jack of all trades" BTFO
>Galio on the enemy team in URF accuses our team of tryharding
>playing Soraka in URF
This must be what a god feels like among mortals. I am untouchable, my team cannot be killed as long as they are in my casting range, and I smite motherfuckers all day, end up legendary.
>>99014612
>onus of proof is on you
I will restate what i said because you can't read with you shit eyes it seems.
No matter if i posted you a image. you will always say it's shit.
because you are stupid and like trash. because you are trash. end of statement.
>>99014846
>best supp na + best adc na
gee i dunno boss
>>99013256
I don't get the hate deficio gets.
So does Ryze still build all the mana/cdr stuff in URF? For some reason it feels counter-intuitive
>>99012878
>No one here seriously likes 2D.
Okay anon.
>Not realizing that as soon as humanity can live without needing a vagina for childbirth women are literally going to be worthless and no one will ever EVER put up with the eternal bullshit they pull on a daily basis.
>Not accepting that 3d women literally ruin everything they touch and instantly make those things unfun. They are also essentially the sole perpetrator of destroying male relationships. Man would just be fine loving and broish towards eachother if women didn't "release evil into the garden of eden" which is why in general 5-8 year old boys pretty much all get along with eachother.
>>99014557
>looking at face
Besides, there's nothing wrong with her face. She's cute.
>>99014872
>going for the edge
nice job retard
So if I picked singed in urf I could just poison from start to finish right?
>>99014819
Not him, but, while it's decent it isn't that great either. I'd do her but I wouldn't marry her.
Guys I forgot how to win, what do?
>>99014872
FUCK DUDE
Apparently if a Soraka has Luden's Echo and uses Q the procs from the item that hit champions count towards the healing aspect of Q.
Like if you use your Q on a group of minions without hitting any champs, but then Luden's procs and hits two champs your Q will heal you as if you hit two champs with it.
>>99015053
Not even close
and if you look at her chest all day no wounder you don't have a GF
So I just got back into League. Why is Fizz ad now?
>>99012078
what kind of a question is that you faggot
>>99015150
nerfs to AP fizz
>Swain in URF
>>99014975
>can't post proof
>results to personal attacks
lel
keep digging that hole buddy
I don't ever fear first picking Zed...
Now that Kayle and Lissandra are dead I have nothing to fear.
Only retards who have never played Akali trying to counterpick.
>>99014892
Fizz, blitz?, ezreal (maybe, AP ezreal wrecks everything but AD isn't that great. Most people play AD because they're retarded) zed.
Zed so that the zed mains on your team dodge, because they're the single worst thing about URF.
katarina is a whore
>>99015087
stick you dick in an oven and let it burn.
>>99015150
Low ap ratios, W on hit %damage, % damage extra on ulti
>>99015223
I was thinking about that.
How fun is he?
>>99014892
Zed
Fizzy Soda Drink
Hecarim
Mister Yi
Vi
Kassidin
>>99015223inferior vlad
>>99015235
>results
Nice job retard. being trash and stupid must run deep.
What is the best role to carry myself in ranked? ADC doesn't seem to work when literally everyone leaves me to die to the assassin that dives me every fucking team fight
>>99014892
Ban Zed every single time.
>>99012350
dat plateau tho - you need to meme harder anon
>>99015051
>>99014557
>>99015220
Ah. Hmm... Is eve still dead? I really miss when she was an ap hypercarry then they made her ad. Then they killed her entirely.
Also, I played a game with ap ezreal because that's always been a favorite of mine it seems like Luden's Echo just buffed him into pretty stupid levels.
LGTSS: Red flags in champion select that cause you to dodge;
>ADC runs Ignite, claims it's better than heal
>"I'm smurfing"
>"I've seen the pros do this."
>Caitlyns
>Off-meta troll picks who insist they've done this before in normals
>Vaynes
Should I buy Vlad, Cassio, or Talon?
>>99015284
>URF
>>99015367
Sounds like you're shit at laning, like every ADC ever, so get good at jungling. What you learn from jungling will make you better at the game as a whole.
>>99014892
Kat
basically assassins with low cd's
>>99015393
>seeing a vagina
Fucking disgusting
>>99015317
I'm level 21. I don't own him. He is fucking hell to play against though.
>mfw duo queueing with a friend on urf and laning as Lux and Morgana
>>99014876never 4get 1-3 the jews did this allahu akbar
>>99015496
I win nearly every lane phase, but it doesn't matter when someone hops on me and no one peels him off before I get nuked.
>>99015330
you're right, I made a typo
how does that relieve you from backing up your opinions?
>>99015393
>vagina
we are talking about that chewed up face anon
just because you like ugly things doesn't mean others do
>>99015419
she gets small buffs but it's not enough
Also urgot got some decent buffs and saw some LCS play
>>99009453
>taking longer than 20 minutes in urf
?
anyone AD malzah?
>SHIFT AL MANI
>playing Vlad on URF
>>99015613
Sorry i don't talk to stupid people for long here's a
(You) so you can put a star on your special helmet.
>>99015317
He's not that great until you hit level 6, and then you become super hitler. I've been experimenting with rylais rush on him, and it's actually pretty good, it gates how long you can keep your ult up pretty hard unfortunately.
>>99009453
Oh god that butthurt.
>>99015736
>I have no argument
>I am retarded
>I'm just gonna sling insults
Good job proving that your tastes are superior idiot
>>99015471
>duo bot with x
>don't ban Riven
>instalock Riven
>Udyr
>memes
>caps lock
>slav shit
thank god
I thought you guys were some weird weebs
>>99015652
That's really shitty to hear. I've never really played with urgot so it's not a real big change for me but Eve's one of my favorite junglers. There are so few ap junglers and Diana's so fucking weak and from what I hear they killed Ap Sejuani. Which I can understand why but it still sucks.
>>99015594
So basically you don't know how to do anything except CS and push turrets. Like every ADC ever.
>>99015826
>Can't do anything right
>Gets mad
My taste are far better my special education friend
Hecarim = beyond broken
>>99015471
I don't dodge.
I always get a little anxious whenever I see a shaco though since I assume everyone is bad at shaco. I always keep these thoughts to myself since I like to believe everyone is playing to win and any off picks are just preferred champions that they personally can play better than more popular picks.
>>99015870this made me rockhardplease tell me I'm not a peso
>>99007978
Fighter. Ad heavy with a few defensive items to ensure you dont explode in a fight. I tend to get tbc, last whisper, randuins, Spirit/Banshees/maw, and maybe a GA or another defensive item. Got solid results from this. Full tank Garen is shit though. 21/9 or rito.
>>99015594
What adcs do you play? Have you considered positioning in such a way that it's very difficult for them to jump on you? Have you considered not getting hit by skillshots and getting a relatively early qss to deal with shit like Liss ult?
>playing garen in urf vs a high mobility team
>>99015471
>I'm only good with X
>autolocking ADCs
>Guy who wanted mid goes support but still picks Kat/Zed/LB/other mid cancer
>>99015471
>>ADC runs Ignite, claims it's better than heal
There's the 0,1% chance that it's actually Hao smurfing and he might carry you.
>>99016017
well theyre driving so prob not
>queue up for urf
>someone on my team tries enforcing the meta
>>99016017
Do they look 10 to you, dumbass?
>>99014665
When I got a (you) asking for source I was expecting it to be about>>99013389
It's super sonico from http://myanimelist.net/anime/9213/Kowarekake_no_Orgel
xth for late new Soraka skin with dick sucking lips on her splash art.
>>99014318
Something isn't right about her face.Still smash that titty monster.And impregnate.
>q up for urf
>someone takes smite over tp
>>99015949
>projecting
Reminder that fun gamemodes bring out the worst in the community
>LMAO IT'S A FUN MODE WHO CARES IF I KEEP RUNNING IN AND DYING TO PEOPLE
>BAN X OR I TROLL
>ITS A FUN MODE WHO CARES THAT I LOST ALL OF YOU GUYS THE GAME
>ARE YOU HAVING FUUUUUUUUN
GUYS
LISTEN TO ME
BLUE EZ IN URF
ULT ON 15 SECOND COOLDOWN AT LEVEL 1
INFINITE MURAMANA PROCS
>>99013126
The faces are the best part
>>99016307
>Damage control
>being stupid
Lmao
>>99008780
mfw kayle playWAHT THE FUCK IS THIS PIN SHIT?
LMAO WTF
>>99016245
>tfw I just bought this skin
Her only exposing skin
Post Rek'Sai scree gif pls
>>99015995
I have almost 200 games as Jax and people always seem perplexed in champ select that I would select him over Irelia or another trinity-spiking champ. Does not mean I don't have about a 65% winrate.yfw "Irelia counters Jax" memers. When did this become a thing?
>>99016414
Anon, your meds
>>99016418
>dat midriff
good stuff anon.
>>99016293
>queue up urf
>JUNGLE
>DUO BOT
>>99016360
>baiting this hard people to build CD on URF
>dat feel when almost no cooldown nor energy nor mana so your fingers have to go so fast its your body that is taking the decissions
I fucking love URF
>>99016395
>slings insults
>can't prove a damn thing
>shitposting
>projecting this hard
>>99016360
Last time I checked it only procs on single target spells. Even more than that AP ezreal is the bigger cancer.
>>99016474
I thought it was common knowledge that Irelia vs Jax is a skill matchup.
>>99016589
>damage control
>being stupid
Lmao
>>99016632
I thought so too. But everyone seems to think that she beats himin plat/diamond
>>99016052
I try ti sit in the back and wait for cds to be blown, but if I'm not in the middle of the fight right when it starts, my team loses more often than not.
I play Graves, Lucian, andDraven, which seems to never work out no matter how fed I get
Rylais is the new Morellos in URF
>>99016567
>Baiting
???
>>99016575
>diamond II friend loves this game even with all it's flaws
>diamond III friend hates urf because it breeds bad play
>gold II friend loves urf because of the rush it gives him
I just wanted to go fast with Chicken man.
>>99016719
Next time, on Dragon Ball EZ
>warwick (all): people still pick yi in 2015
>>99016632
Jax doesn't need skill
I can't think of a champion that plays itself anymore than jax
>
heh.. epic nice dude
>>99016708
So how long are we gonna keep doing this? You clearly don't have any point to make beyond just shitposting and seeing how little effort you can make before you hit reply. Are you gonna just keep replying until we're just posting ">" at each other?
>>99016963
>being this retarded
Fucking hell annie is an URF juggernaunt.
Show up, insert tibbers and stuns into the enemy teams anus, bounce out. Can 1vs1 basically anybody at parity just due to the stun rotation as long as she gets initiation.
>>99016995
>damage control this hard
>for being stupid and mad
Lmao
>>99016719
Wait, is this URF too?
>>99016953________________:^)_______________________________There is no champ that really takes any effort in the sense of true "skill". The entire game is about making decisions.
>>99016927
>Yi only contributes to melting shit
>Just played a game with a Fiora top, Ziggs mid, Leona and Ez bot
>Our only real engager is Leona
>She never uses her stuns unless she gets a kill
>She ends 10/5/16
>I end 9/12/20 since I had to practically force the focus on myself in team fights
We could've won that had the Leona not wanted the kills.
http://strawpoll.me/4016885
http://strawpoll.me/4016885
http://strawpoll.me/4016885
http://strawpoll.me/4016885
URF poll
>>99015870
>"twerking"
>white girls twerking
>>99017256
>jaxbabby thinks his champ is difficult
>tfw urf is just a bunch of try hards and people crying about people try harding
I don't understand how so many people forgot that URF had a stricter meta than regular 5v5 (especially this patch).
>>99011827
Mordekaiser
Also soraka
even better if you combine the two
>>99017407
>Knowing how to comprehend the English language
>You
>get fiddle jungle on urf
>ask him why the fuck would he do that
>"we get more overall exp you idiot"
>implying that shit matters
>>99017148
I thought so
>>99009845
Is that LAN? If so why are people speaking english?
>>99011827
Malzahar clears camps exceedingly fast and you get to avoid going to lane with some shitter
>>99017326
fuck off tho
>>99017532
>so mad he post memes
Lmao stupid ass
>>99011827
Winged Dragon of Ra.
>>99009845
why you scripting bro?
>>99017527
the person who made this has 0 idea how women masturbate, christ
you don't just scrape your inner walls, that would be painful af
also lulu is broken in urf
Why do riven mains have senpai in their name?
Is Riven weaboo champ? Does it have something to do with boxbox?
>>99017527
>pull out
>look at her pussy
>BLACK HOLE
I hate that shit.
>>99016953
Jax requires getting used to though. Also Trynd plays itself more.
>>99017779
both
Is it possible to come up with a game mode that isn't absolutely ruined by Nidalee, Zed, or Riven?
>>99017779
low level weebs probably, yes
>>99017779
Riven has the most anime everything
>>99017921
No because you have the cognitive ability of a deaf mole
>>99010557I don't really care about the finishers. I just wanted the iconsAlthough it is entertaining killing people with the urf finisher, spamming laugh, and then watching them get anally ravaged in all chat
>>99017831
>>pull out
THATS WHAT YOUR DAD SHOULD DONE
LMAO
>>99017921
Yeah, it's called Defense of the Ancients 2.
>Play normals
>team does well, pushes and gathers when they need to, and end quickly
>well over 50/50 winrate
>play ranked
>team feeds their assess off, jungler never ganks, and the game doesn't end until one person on my team gets picked off in the jungle 50 minutes in
>under 50/50 win rate
I fucking hate this game. My teams always suck ass when it matters
>>99018057
>>99017831
OHHHHHHHH
CAN
HE
RECOVER?
Cute
>>99018112
Ur just bad
Git gud fegt
>>99016293
>captain doesn't ban kass
>>99017549
why would i not speak english?
Would running 9/21/0 Masteries be beneficial for an adc going up against a full assassin team that can instakill you?
or maybe getting a warmogs and guardian angel?
>>99016293
I tried tp-smite for my gangplank jungle
smite is pointless
teemo skin when
>>99018274
No and no
What saves you is proper positioning and peel
>>99018274
No. Armor pen is important and shit. You can just go Ga or something after your lifesteal item.
>MUNDO
>INFINITE CLEAVERS
>ULT ON FIFTEEN SECOND CD
>LASTS FOR TWELVE SECONDS
Mundo goes where he pleases
>>99017364
Can't TF stun lock you in that mode?
>>99018274
pick maokai adc instead then you won't die
>>99015012
I don't hate him, but he's a boring faggot
RIP Deman and Joe Miller
Decent urf sleeper picks, let's go
Rumble, Renekton, Varus
>>99018481
>rumble
>sleeper
You have no clue
>>99017242
no, somebody hacked the game to remove the cds
test
>>99018656
Congrats on your first ban evasion anon.
RIOT JUST STARTED A SECRET URFITATIONAL STREAM
STARTS IN AN HOUR!!!!!
karthus is op as fuck in urf by the way
>>99018716
He was testing tripping fool
>>99018717
Its Nurf invitational baby. To start off the season of NURF
onfline/alabamity
Just wanted to let all the support mains know, because there seems to be some confusion; landing a skillshot (i.e. hook, dark binding, etc.) does not necessarily mean you are obligated to immediately all in and blow your cooldowns/summs, then yell at the team for not following up on your poor decision making.
>mfw playing AP Jax in URF
>>99019005
Support players are the worst players in the game. It is why they play support.
Second worst is mid players, but the role also has the highest game impact.
>>99016725
learn effective threat ranges, they're important. Also it's completely fine to hit the enemy front line, especially once you get a last whisper.
If you have trouble staying alive while doing damage try playing cait/ezreal/jinx.
>>99019157
>mid players second worst players
lol
mid is the highest skill role in the game
keep playing your little right clicking tanks or 1500 damage free auto attacks
:-)
Cho'Gath is pretty ridiculous in urf. That is all.
>>99016620
Triforce IE BT ezreal is strong too, more so because you don't actually have to hit a skillshot to wreck someone, while being retardedly safe with a flash on a 2 second cd.
>>99019005
Just wanted to let Ranged AD mains know, because there seems to be some confusion: landing a skillshot (hook, dark binding, zenith blade, etc.) does not necessarily mean you are supposed to immediately all in and blow your cooldowns, then get upset when you die due to your poor judgement of a trade.
>>99019310
>mid is the highest skill role in the game
Hasn't been since the invasion of safe, long range farming, high poke, safe scaling, eays turtling mages/ assassins
>Galio
>Max W first
>Never die
>You'll never be Annie's big brother
Is there any reason to not end it all
>tfw playing my holy trinity again.
>>99019445
There isn't. Kill yourself right now.
If you think about it URF is actually more balanced than the standard game
Apparently people don't like jungling in URF
>>99019386
Probably but if you have good aim Ez can easily sweep a team with just himself without getting into attack range.
>>99016829
I personally hate it cause idk, just seems like a nightmare version of league. like a foreshadow of the future. But I mostly don't like it because there's actually a meta in it. People care about winning URF. I didn't play it last time it came out so I assumed it was all about having fun. People still raging about nothing ecks deeeee
>>99019445
>annie's having a tantrum
>she sets all your shit on fire
>that's if you're lucky
fuck off only child
dotards actually think their game is far more superior.
>they stole hero ideas.
>lol is a more superior game.
>our community is less toxic
>they obviously copied everything
>denying
>cooldowns
>blocking (WHY)
>no bushes
>they are so desperate, they even said that pendragon stole hero ideas from the
now closed dota website.
fucking clowns.
I come back to the game it's all about "SICK OUTPLAYZZ XDD" and "BMBMBM"
I have nothing better to do I guess
>>99019543
Because it turns everyone basically into manaless.
Which is the only way Riot knows how to buff things. Make them more like manaless.
Laughable resource costs, cooldowns, etc.
>>99019425
quote: the bronze 2 that doesn't know how to force an engage
>>99019542
Will i be with her forever ?
>>99019667
That's a risk i'm willing to take
>>99019543
Only because there isn't a meta for it.
How do I build Morde?I'm not an URFshitter.
>>99019709
Of all the arcane shit in Dota2, blocking jungle camps with wards seems like the dumbest shit possible. Like, what's the point? How is that good for the game at all?
>>99015087
WELCOME TO DIAMOND, MOTHERFUCKER
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY
>>99019709
i tried to play dota but all the br and cyka made me retreat to cs:go with my kurwa friends
>>99019865
It prevents the "shoving/freezing" which is most of laning in LoL.
>CLG could have gotten Incarnation
>. . .
>Decided to stick with Link
Heh.
>>99019709
>our community is less toxic
The DotA 2 community makes the LoL community look like the care bears.
>>99019562
I do, elise has permanent w, kha q's like a machine gun, ap shaco jungle is now viable, like holy shit what are people not realizing.kha'zix can clear his side and do dragon within 4 minutes, at 20 minutes he can take baron down to 1/4th hp solo and needs a little assistance to decimate it quickly
>>99019585
I dunno that's assuming that you can ever land a skill shot on the nidalee or fizz or zed, you can't dodge auto attacks, especially given that blinks don't disjoint projectiles in this game.
>>99015954
would still die to AP poppy
>>99019865
Actually that is the one thing LoL should adopt.
>>99019362
so is
everyone but aatrox
and zac
idk
Riot thinks they are trolling us with this music but its actually better than what is usually played
Who is the best mid in NA aside from fat china man and acne king?
>>99016719
>hover mouse over enemy champion
>press all buttons repeatedly
yeah thats urf all right
Talon feels decently strong in urf, if you're decent with him his damage output is obscene
>>99020161
>>99020058
maybe I'm using the wrong terminology
I'm talking about how placing wards in specific spots (or standing in the wrong spot if you're unlucky/new) causes jungle camps to skip their respawns
>Gangplank in URF
>Ult on a 19 second CD
>>99020161
>Teams invade enemy team's red jungle each game
>Use trinkets to block all camps
>Retreat to their own jungle and start blue
> . . .
>Red jungle doesn't spawn until 5 minutes into the game
>Junglers are only level 3 when laners are level 5
What could possibly go wrong?
>>99019562
jungling is way better than laning against fucking shaco or ziggs or ahri or syndra
holy shit laning in urf is fucking awful
>>99020318
it is tbh
>>99016953
>use counterstrike to jump stun
>die because you don't have counterstrike
He can be hard if you use the wrong abilities at the wrong time, not very forgiving like someone where you just spam skills.
>>99020381
Yeah I know wtf you are talking about
>decide to try the new URF
>literally every game has Brand, Shaco, Sona, Alistar, Ezreal, Nidalee and Malzahar unless they're banned
WHY IS THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY SO SHIT
CAN THEY NOT PLAY THE ONE GAMETYPE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN WITHOUT PICKING ANTI FUN TRYHARD CHAMPS
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Since my friends are too casual to play DotA, after 4000 hours I'm coming back to LoL.
First question
Is Singed still OP? Back when I played Singed was almost a guaranteed win, I came back at some point and he wasn't as unstoppable. How is he.
What's the meta, who do I pick to win
>>99020485
Play TF, introduce them to shotgun poke
>>99019865
Some junglers with free farm straight up win games
And certain jungle camps can be pulled to the lane freezing it making the game really boring
LoL is way funner because it doesn't have axe or juggernaut
>>99020551
This is the community that makes new accounts just to buy god-tier ARAM champions.
What did you expect?
>>99020559
you pick literally anything to win you nerd
get good
>>99018481
zed
STANDING HEREI REALIZETHE RULES OF NATURERED SUNGRAVES BEST CHAMP
>>99020381
Wards are much more valuable and harder to spam. You usually only block to prevent creeps from being "pulled" into the lane. Other than that, you usually block ancients from being farmed.
There are very few places that you can block something worthwhile and get decent vision.
>>99016953
Irelia is more faceroll than jax, at least jax has to make a choice about whether or not to use his stun, and can miss it.
>>99020469
It works in dota because Jungling is very different in Dota then league. To make it work you'd have to expand the jungles and have it be optional rather than mandatory like it is now.
>>99019709
I actually like denial a lot actually, adds more depth to laning.
>No bushes
Hide in the trees dude.
Plus trees are destructible which is nice.
>Abilities having cooldowns is bad.
>>99020559
depends what lane you want to play
and Singed is garbage he's still only good for what he always was, proxy cheesing and being an annoying sack of shit but with the ammount of cc meta champs have he won't ever get to carries unless you're gold or below
play Sejuani for some freelo before she gets gutted next patch
>>99020559
Theres this lady named Riven and theres this dude named Zed
is this allowed?
ashe is my favorite adc
>>99020609
i dont play poke im not a faggot
well i mean i am but not like that
>>99018481
Nocturne. Early game can be a bit tough but build full damage + bveil so you can allah ackbar onto whatever squishy cancers they have.
>>99020807
>riven
>OP
how is silver?
>>99020828
>pic
sauce
>ashe is my favorite adc
based
>>99019112
>yfw when playing URF
>>99006565
For the love of god where can I find the original pic?
>>99020559
You can literally play anything up to a diamond level of play, for the most part.
>>99019362
Anyone with easy to land disable is pretty good
Fucking Azir got like 3 triple kills in a row.
>>99020946
Riven is a guaranteed lane win up to low-mid diamond if you're decent at her
and since nobody peels before that elo either you can easily just flash on enemy carries
Riven is a great soloq champ overall but she's basically faceroll up to diamond
>somebody on my team picked vayne in urf
lol i guess i can lose this game
>heard about april fools urf event is back
>installed everything
>logins
>the game freezes the whole pc
>have to turn off the power to reset
anyone had this same problem?
>>99020946
higher than you'd be if you didn't play riven
>>99013830
google ricegnat Ahri
>>99021084
that applies to any gamemode
>>99021064
I have never lost lane to a Riven toplane and I am mid diamond.
>>99020551
>WHY DOES EVERYONE PLAY Shaco, Sona, Brand, Zed, Nidalee, Leblanc, Malzahar, Alistar, Hecarim, Lux, Ziggs, TF, Velkoz, Annie ,Urgot, Ahri, Fizz, Ezreal, Morgana, Ryze, Kata, Kassadin, Karthus, Karma, Galio.
>Why can't they play only Singed, Garen, Trundle, Zac, Rammus
>>99020974
http://www.lolhentai.net/picture?/13578-867f9b_5396068/category/ashe
This music is actually pretty sweet.
>>99020874
Then play viktor and introduce them to true horse shit. Or taric or alistar for that matter
>>99021064
>Nobody peels before low-mid diamond
???
>>99021062
Any champ is viable until high diamond and masters.
>>99021062
Is he viable now?
Like viable-viable
>>99020551
You are a big fucking baby and should probably quit playing multiplayer video games altogether. Stick to Final Fantasy or something.
>>99021205
only the croc for me thanks
>>99021360
You ignore like 70% of a targets armor after E max and with a cleaver/LW. Think about that for a second. He's also tanky as fuck with his shield buff.
>Play URF
>Ban Ezreal
>Someone dodges
every time
>>99021470
I play him all the time but my brother always gives me shit for it.
I'm scared to use the word viable.
>tfw moot is gone so there is no awesome april fool's joke
>>99021676
>he doesn't see the april fools joke
Aint even mad.
>tfw you want to get diamond but every season after getting plat you just don't have the motivation to play ranked anymore
>>99021895
plat 1 to d5 is the mental climb of mt everest
>>99022096
>tfw I've watched a drawfag friend of mine slowly succumb to insanity trying to get through the D5 barrier
it's painful to watch man
>tfw try to remove fun
>tfw everyone on team afks
;_;
>>99021676
4chan's april fools jokes were always pretty lame except for april furs
just fyi kog sucks in urf
>>99022181
>2ND PLACE
Did riot finally remove losing from the game?
>>99022174
yeah and when you are on top of the platinum mountain and are d5 you have to come back down, which can take a while (as in you literally gain nothing from d5-d1)
>>99022335
AD Kog does yeah
AP is good
>>99021360
Literally pick and ban in Korea
Get with the times gramps.
>>99022335
kog sucks in every game mode
>pick shaco for urf
>teleport top and run to their side of the brush
>load it with boxes
>first blood
Hey guys, I'm leveling to 30 via normal draft games. Are all games 'fuck u, noob'...'no u'...'reported' etc?
Also, whats a respectable KDA for tanks?
>>99022413
ap kog is shit m8, his R cd is too slow for urf
>>99022482
Why is Lina pressing the meme button?
>Be Bronze
>Play Vi in Ranked
>Team feeds hard in the first few minutes
>Make us even
>Things are looking up
>Suddenly Client crashes
>Takes 6 minutes to reconnect
>Score is now 10(us) - 21(them)
>Second game
>Play Yi
>Team is doing well in their respective lanes
>Except bot Leona stealing kills from Ez
>It's okay, right?
>Team Fights happen
>Leona never stuns anyone
>She only goes in to "secure" kills
>We lose even though we have higher kill count
>Third Game
>Play as Kat v Jayce mid
>Counter camping Nid, hard
>Our Rek'Sai feeds enemy bot lane
>Tells us it's okay, we got this
>We get shit stomped because Rek'Sai literally never partakes in team fights
Am I in for another loss? Should I stop for today or the entire week?
>>99020551
omg y wont everyone play skeleton king
urf is for fucking losershaha apri fools i hope you have a fun time out there!!!
>>99022484
a kda below 2 is garbage
a kda of 2-3 is questionable but probably good
a kda of 5+ means you're doing well
>2015 URFitational
What kind of shitfest rito is going to show?
>>99022529
>urf
>slow cd
What?
>>99022484
Don't worry about KDA, worry about winning. And it depends, but generally games are the worst from 1-15 or so, then it calms down a lot.
>>99018481
>Varus
explain
>>99022656
like ahaha lad pls top bantz
>>99022563
>Be Bronze
That's your first problem
>>99022563
>Stealing kills
Spoilers, she wasn't.
>Have a few favorite champs I like playing
>They're OP in URF
>People won't leave me alone for not intentionally playing champs I have less fun with in a joke mode
>>99022580
Its wraith king now. Or croissant king.
>>99022849
It kind of falls off but from levels 1-9 you can absolutely shit on kids. The change made some time ago to him (his Q cooldown starts at the start of cast) means you can charge a max range Q, shoot it and immediately start casting another one
Later on he can actually kite surprisingly well but sometimes not enough if against super cancer assasins
>every special game mode just prove how broken as fuck assassins are
LOL, ZAC is STILL shit
>>99020551
Community is shit, go figure.
>>99023170
>play singed
EZ
>>99023063
>90% of the cancer champs in urf are cancer in normal
You're not fooling anyone bud
>mfw playing against shen for the first time in urf
never playing urf again
>there are literally people that are actually in bronze and silver
How??????
Here is how to get to at least gold:
>show up
>don't feed
THAT'S FUCKING IT.
That's the secret, that's all you gotta do.
Think about it, your team has four chances of getting a feeder, rager, afk, etc. The enemy team has five chances of getting one of those. So if you just chill the fuck out and farm safely without constantly trying to make le ebin outplays you will climb in rank.
>>99023170
Fucking oath.
>Zed throws out a shadow and literally just QWQWQWQWQWQWQW.
Good luck trying to catch someone with the fucking permaslow.
>Leblanc and Katarina jumping all over the place so fast they're nigh untargetable.
>>99023158
guess I'll give it a try, but he seems way too squishy / immobile to not get blown the fuck up
>Try URF
>4 of the enemy team are up including a Yisus
>All of them are super low health
>Instead of fight them, our incredibly fed Poppy tries to base race against all four of them
It's just like my ranked games!
>>99022484
This guy here. 1 other question. I'm disabled in rl and enjoy tank junglers. I have Sej and Amumu right now. Any thoughts who to add to them?
>>99021126
except that most of my climbing was done with GP retard
What items should I get on AD teemo?
>riot stream goes up
>game drops
nice game lolbabs
>>99022692
Would 5/6/4 be a positive KDA?
>>99023269
>Champs like Shaco, Gangplank, Malphite are cancer/unfair in normal games
I'm not talking about shit like Zed, LB, or Cheaterlee here.
>>99023468
Start with a Ring of Repick and a Scroll of Reroll.
>>99023307
He got nerfed hard this year, shield used to be stronger and his dash cd was noticeably shorter.
>>99023468
kill yourself before you do that
>all the cancerous Leblanc, Zed, and Nidalee players busy killing fun in URF
Literally the golden age of ranked
pantheon's pretty funny in urf, makes squishies really scared of getting within flash w range of a brush, or w flash w for that matter
>>99023617
Those aren't op in urf, you might think they are really strong but everything is that strong
If your not playing nid zed lb kass then you are doing fine
AFRAID OF THE DARK, THATS MY SHADOW
>Was playing urgot in ranked the past 3 seasons
>Wondering why people are bitching at me all of a sudden
>Watch last week's lcs games
My balls
REMINDER THAT -NOW- IS THE TIME TO PLAY RANKED IF YOU WANT A GAME WITH SERIOUS PEOPLE
>>99023914
Now you know how I felt when Lissandra became FOTM.
I remember after her buffs arguing with people for hours here that she was good.
>>99023642
>>99023670
Come on, its good in URF
>>99023914
I'm pretty fucking sure people were bitching at you for playing Urgot far before that.
How retarded is this league community?
Do other games have those kind of retards too? Like irreversable dumb people?
Im not even talking in-game, forums, comments, everything.
10 minutes until chauster's come back into pro scene
>>99013092
Someone didn't pay the Leona tax
>>99023998
There are champions that are basically better Teemos
>>99024019
Yeah, on my team. Not the enemy team whining about me playing "cancer"
>>99024036
1 trillion players
youre gonna find some dumb people
>>99023846
Doesn't change that people won't stop bitching at me for being cancer.I had a Nidalee whine the entire game about AP Shaco
>>99013092
Did you talk to watsu?Did you pay the leona tax?
>URFitational
>Nintendo Direct
Fuck, which one do I watch?
>get a job
>shifts
>manual labor
>every muscle in my body hurts every day
>no time to even play this stupid game anymore
So this is adult life, huh?
8 MINUTES UNTIL BASED URFINATIONAL
I HOPE SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING BASED OTHERWISE ITS NOT GONNA BE BASED
finally some good music at riot stream.
>>99024190
Thats when you laugh
Then die inside
Then tell yourself they were joking and you got tricked on the day of fools, so you can continue to live
>>99024330
If someone picks Nidalee/LeBlanc/Zed I am going to choke a bitch
>>99024140
Like who? I dont know every champion yet
>>99024239
>Watching meme mode with washed up retirement home shitlords and not getting hyped for Mewtwo trailier
N I N T E N D O
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>>99024264
yeah
dont forget the soul crushing feeling of a neverending repeat of your day
>>99024239
why not both
Would you impregnate a Leblanc, lolgen?
I was kinda looking forward to playing NURF just once
>>99024507
You and reddit. :^)
>>99024495
probably
>>99024495
leblanc is the kind of girl that'd use you to get a cheap orgasm while neglecting your sexual wants, then dump the child on you before never hearing from her ever again, causing you to resent her and subconsciously take it out on the child
>b-but thats not what I would do
you're a human, not a saint, all the other deadbeat parents thought the same thing when their spouse left them.
>Moonlight Sonata
sweet
>>99024710
>Implying I wouldn't raise that child with love and care regardless
Then again, not everyone is a responsible adult, I guess.
>Play Rengar on URF
>Feels like I'm fucking playing DDR
>Ult up every 30ish seconds
>>99024495
Yes.While choking her for being such a hateful bitch and that she should just be a cow for breeding.
>>99024495
>she runs off
>you are stuck with some shit kid who probably resents you because you have to be the mom and the dad
yeah dude ebin, truly truly ebin
>>99024743
Based. You and I, we have class and good taste.I do like Moonlight Sonata too.
Ok, tab closed.
This is too cringeworthy.
oh god what is this
why did i expect something good from riot
YES YES YES
I HOPE THEY CAST THE WHOLE GAME LIKE THIS
Reminder to ban Kata in URF
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HARD TO WATCH
>Snoopeh
i miss him
holy shit lol
its based u fucking neckbeards
learn to have fun
SO CRINGY JESUS
TIP IT
BASED
>the fucking hate tip
Is our guy Alex Ich playing in the joke tournament tonight?
kobe is the only good looking caster on this roster of manchildren casters
JOEL GET ON SKYPE
It hurts to live
am i high what the fuck is this
Does this faget know he isnt doing an actual english accent?
>Jatt literally tips his fedora.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
>>99019842
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=diethylamide
filter games to ranked solo
>>99025196
>not playing sex king
rofl
Meme overload
THIS IS
FUCKING
BASED
Season 1 Worlds vid footage in sepia holy shit that did make me laugh
>LoL players tipping fedoras
At least there is evidence of it.
jesus christ I can't believe they're staying in character.
Tip your fedoras
Phreak's not even trying
I really like this
>implying this isn't based
>>99025324
It's literally april memes day
What do you think
Are they gonna be burnt alive on stream?
>>99025324
thats the joke fucktard
>>99025398
Imagine how many times they had to rehearse this.
jesus christ riot, lmfao
MAKE IT STOP
>>99025398
What character?
>>99025421
he doesnt need to
>>99025458
manbaby
>>99025398
Riv almost cracked. It was close.
Phreak sucks at this lol
Who the fuck is ClakeyD
>yfw this is why chauster was in the CLG house
How should I build Ryze in urf?
NEW MONEY CHAUSTER
The fuck is going on??
And why isnt Phreak acting wierd like the rest of them?
>Saint on the swag team
Basado
>>99025535
Sucks at what? It's just Phreak.
>>99022563
you fuckin suck son every one of those games is your fault
bronze is the most faceroll ass league in the game
I have a fucking account where I roll into bronze on purpose just to destroy top lane and leave the game
>snoopcuck
Where did that faggot come from?
>le cringe xD
this is actually funny shut your whore mouths
OLDSHOTGG
Sides vanquished
>Implying this isn't entertaining
Contrarians please
>ALEX ICH
ALEX ICH
>ALEX ICH
ALEX ICH
>ALEX ICH
ALEX ICH
>ALEX ICH
ALEX ICH
>>99025536
shitty jungler in season 3
>I will break them
>>99025586
Thatsthejoke.flac
I WILL BREAK THEM
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>I will break them
FUCKING
BASED
A
S
E
D
>Uh vil break dem
classic ich
ARE THEY GONNA PLAY NURF?
Don't tell me this is an april fool's prank.
>Alex Ich
Thats just sad.
REMINDER
This is pre recorded
CHAUSTERRRRRRRRRR
>what am i doing here
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
KABUM BEATING GE TIGERS BASED RIOT
THIS IS SO CRINGEWORTHY AND I LOVE IT
>Kabum
my sides
VA KABUM
Is AP tristana still a thing?What about in urf mode?
>>99024449
I don't like Smash Bros or Mewtwo. Or watching people play League. This is like having to choose between McDonalds and KFC.
>kabum almost made it
best team......
>>People so worried about hecarim and leblawww that they over look Maokai
Good.....goooood....
>Kabum
tipping as hard as i can
>KABUM v GE
IT'S GOOD NOW GOD BLESS YOU RIOT
>phreak can't do an accent
LMAO
>Riv's proverbs will be harder to decipher than ever
these casters are cringy as fuck
>>99025783
E scales with AD more then AP
Urf mode level cap is 25, trist passive continues past level 18.
No reason to play AP over AD with no DFG
Thank god TRM is on.
It looks like Kobe is wearing sweatsuit pants
Phreak is pretty low tier.
DANK FUCKING MAYMAYSSS I LOVE IT
This is actually the best thing riot has put out in awhile its defintiely been cringier
>SJOKZ
>SJOKZ
MY DICK WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THISSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ok i wanna stick my dick in that
WHAT THE FUGGGGG
MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Holy fuck that hairstyle makes her look so much better
OH JESUS
oh my god sjokz
>el froggen
WHAT FFUCK
AHAHAHA
>>99026091
>You will never fuck vintage sjokz
>you will never plow sjokz over the analyst desk
W H A T
H
A
T
>INSERTING HAM
>EATING IT
This is why Riot has the most popular video game.
HAM
>sjokz
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDDD
>Sjokz new voice
Sjokz new voice
>Sjokz new voice
Sjokz new voice
>Sjokz new voice
Sjokz new voice
>froggen and krepo
kek
>sjokz
id make 100 big shoulder babies with her
>He's eating the ham
QUICKSHOT
sides non-existent
pls send help
KREPO TOP KEK
ebin
I love how they're just talking slower than normal pretty much
>INSERTING HAM INTO THE MACHINE
>THEY MUST BE AMERICANS
AAHHAHAHAHAHA
>FROGGEN GOING HAM
>>99026127
>Pyra "please dear god"
hahaha
fukn golden
>el Froggerino getting into his role as a future Riot hired analyst
Sjokz is fucking great
>they must be American
my sides
>He's eating the ham!
>>99026182
>>99026161
>this actually made me laugh
i have gone full reddit
you could say they went ham with this one
>yfw this is the best riot has made
>ZIRENE
NEED A FUCKING WEBM ASAP
I was actually looking forward to them playing NURF.
>THEY MUST BE AMERICAN
>THE IMPLICATIONS ARE HUGE
>Deficio's natural accent is already outlandish enough he doesn't have to do anything.
My
Fucking
Sides.
Kobe looks adorable
Also wtf is going on
LUST
C E N A
E
N
A
MY SIDES ARE NON-EXISTANT HOLY SHIT LMAO HELP
this is 10/10 material.
>Porque
HOMBRE
>Lust Cena
This is too much
>Lustboy
that hairstyle. fuck.. sjokz looked so hot
Lust Cena outta fucking nowhere
kek
Based Lustboy.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING
All these epik memes xD
This is my favorite thing that has ever happened.
IVE HAD ENOUGH
LUSTCENAAAAAA
BRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
dis is actually breddy good shit
DICK BUTT holy FUCK I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY
>>99010594
>liquid chinro
>Armor is for dandies
TANK SHITTERS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
PHREAK AS A COACH
FULL TRIFORCE TIME INC
wtf is going on on that TV channel
>>99026127
I couldn't put my finger on it before I saw this.
Something was always strange about him.
Quickshit is Herr Flick.
>>99015037
I'd like to know this too.
>>99023350
Easier said than done.